06x09 - Romancing the Weirdo

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Barbie babies

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I love great jokes

I've got my computer

is everything all right in here

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okay

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Angel are you all right

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your helmet got twisted around

for a minute

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hey what's in the box Gonzo

OT

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what is it is

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help me get it out

well there it is yeah what is it I know

it's one of those old-fashioned player

pianos

it sure doesn't make very good music

that's because it's not a piano it's a

sap ironing machine

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looks like it's not much of an ironing

machine either ah you guys have

not spaces

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thank you foreign

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how's it going kids I'm fine Nanny

except Gonzo is spacing out on us again

Gonzo where did you get this

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you have such a wonderful imagination

you should be a writer

in fact this is what some writers used

to write their stories this is a

typewriter

you just put a piece of paper into it

like this and you hit the keys like this

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machine

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look at that I wrote something already

oh this is great

is it hard to be a writer Nanny it's

very simple Gonzo all you have to do is

start creating just like you were a

minute ago have fun

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that's pretty funny

what's it say it doesn't write by itself

Ozzy a writer uses it to put his ideas

into words you know like these letters

all over our books that we can't read ow

a writer yeah that's what I am let's see

what should I write about

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I'm creating you know getting ideas well

they're not even no silly yeah ideas

come from your mind ah don't be

ridiculous oh good ideas come from your

nose no now and then I do get a good one

from my elbow oh brother

you just look around the nursery until

you find something you want to write

about ah thanks for the tip Kermit thank

you

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I need a title

Spade

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um

I thought it was a gangster or something

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the most beautiful gorgeous stunning

lovely breathtaking magnificent washes

all right already just get on with the

stories okay okay so this pink came in

just a plain old Pig what

may I help you are you Mr Speed well uh

my friends call me Philip okay Phil but

my relatives call me Samuel well Sam on

the other hand my neighbor saw me Samuel

my acquaintances call me Philip Spade

but hey my broker calls me every Tuesday

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he disappeared while searching for the

legendary

thank you

sorry this was third Samuel model space

big bridge if he could get his hands on

the legendary Emerald weirdo this

beautiful Pig would do the weirdest

thing she'd ever done falling along with

me

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thank you you will take my case won't

you oh pretty please please please

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are you kidding I'm

just a double battery

what are you doing in my dresser

ah she's just sniffing around for a few

story ideas

from your own stuff

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how can you be so sure oh that's easy it

said so right here

all we have to do is swing across the

river on this Vine after you my Divine

swine no way Jose weirdo

ah thank you

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that's no problem for Philip Samuel

Marlo speed not just let Bowen swim the

rest of the way

animals

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are you okay Gonzo

I think so Ralph but this time

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chapter three it's Phillips speed and

the Luscious gorgeous

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at which point make it

more traveling

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what's wrong with this dumb story

no place well

oh no

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Egypt's Block it's one of rice

it's the big one too

we'll never get past it he'll be stuck

in this stupid story forever

spade and the pig get past the

treacherous writer's block will they

ever find Professor frogs

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sorry

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let's see now where was I oh yeah

chapter three Buns of speed and the pig

were stopped by the Giant

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not a good sign

thinking about the writer's block it's

dangerous but we've got no other choice

well what is it

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smell it

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how's the story going Gonzo

rough I can't figure out where to go

next with my story maybe you should try

a different way of writing

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my story

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hey Gonzo I saw a ride around TV once

who used a tape recorder

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chapter four

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that was my favorite game

Sorry Kermit maybe you should just talk

your story and let someone else type for

a while good idea scooter

for thinking along with my nose and

elbow oh

I have Gonzo you talking all tight like

I do on my computer okay here goes

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you've been my uncle Professor Kermit

theme frog is in here if it's not all we

have to do is use writers

why there's prerogative how does that

work simple I just asked the writer

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the pig was

okay

I found you

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stay put me spig I'll come to you

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and in just a second

um

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nice touch

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oh God Dearest I'm so happy to see you

hey look what I found

the emerald weirdo I've been searching

for it for years why it's beautiful

don't touch it oh boy

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good morning

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it can't affect me I'm already aware

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writing stories is just like writing

songs here I'll show you cgc

uh-oh I think my typewriter's on a tune

every little note is Magic every little

chord's a song it's so much fun creating

make it up as you go along

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foreign

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yeah

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hey I'll trade your note for a letter

let's put a box together

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thank you thank you and for my next

chapter I shall write Beethoven sonom

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my ears oh sorry Kermit I didn't think

you had any ears

what should I put in my next chapter

how's the story coming Gonzo pretty good

Skeeter now all I need is a fairy tale

ending where the winner gets the girl

how are you gonna do that

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but how will you get back to her that

many pages away

poetic license

a footstool

make that a leg note yeah

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you gotta help me find my uncle remember

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you mean the

at the last I'm ready to give the

emerald weirdo to the pig so you don't

know here this thing she never done fall

in love

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again

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thank you

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good writers

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animal I don't think it was so good

how's the story coming Gonzo

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thank you

why I'd love to hear it Gonzo

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chapter one Romancing the weirdo it was

a hot and steamy night

and everyone lived weirdly Ever After

the end well what do you think that was

a very exciting story Gonzo how on Earth

did you think of all those wonderful

ideas

those were very creative ideas kids or

banks near me well

um since you put it that way Gonzo I

guess they were pretty good

want to write my own story me too how

about a story about a dog

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thank you

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what did you do with my typewriter right

here

what's that spells

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