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07x04 - Gonzee's Playhouse Channel

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

07x04 - Gonzee's Playhouse Channel

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baby baby

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I've got my computer

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is everything all right in here

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it looks okay I guess but it sounds to

me like you need a tongue oh I forgot

about that

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means a lot more

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um

wow

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yummy a perfect cupcake this is making

me hungry

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courtesy of Maddie's video camera

's Playhouse

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brother I said

he's close

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oh yeah

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do it anyway

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s

thank you

you too the only mystery around here is

what's gonna happen to you

come here

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where do I sign up

brother I was afraid of this yes

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I wonder if that's how the real stations

pick their letter

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today's program to brought to you by the

letter b

me

there's him building

for bulldozers

backwards

huh

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nope there huh

you're a bunny not a beer I know but

this bee is for bear as in the XYZ

Channel's biggest brightest star

hey who are you supposed to be

ah who are you supposed to be me

well I am a well uh well

um I think I'm supposed to be in some

other show

but piggy poo is a beer

not anymore all right okay

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okay it's time for Piggy

piggy again

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who's Place pretty neat huh

here we go

one especially Sunny morning Winnie the

pig

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for a particular sort of ocean

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but first she had to do her plumpness

exercises

exercises 10 tiny toe touches 15 little

leg lifts

12 pushy push-ups four chinny chin-ups

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no problem

let's just skip ahead to the eating part

shall we all right

that Sunny morning Porky the Pig that's

Piggy

all right how does Francis sort of wild

craving for

you no honey what

what being did you just call me honey uh

gee I hope not

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no I didn't uh Pooh always wants honey

to eat it's in the book piggy do you

want to do this or not well okay

that's better first hungry poo head

looked under the sink I think quite a

thing don't mess with the classics piggy

then cool eat a pig look behind her

dresser

under the bed

on top of

get down in The Root Cellar

and up in the attic yes

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you're watching the XYZ Channel kid

shows for kids like kids story kids and

we're not kidding okay animals

then hungry poo Burger looks in the

closet

and then the chandelier

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um

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down

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here

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hello everyone we interrupt this program

to bring you and even better ones

this video

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okay first video features cats or dirt

tricks

roll over

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stick good boy good boy bark like a dog

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oh no

please stand by scooter you're on

and now it's time for sesame seed

Boulevard and our two favorite

characters Kurt and Bernie

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hey Bernie

are you asleep

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Bernie you asleep

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huh what very hope I'd even wake you

Bernie huh

um

Kermit I think I forgot my line

what what do I say oh boy you were

probably going to say that you had to

get up to see who was yelling at you

anyway right huh oh yeah that's right

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anyway Bernie yeah Kurt I can't sleep

what a bummer I can

you think it would help if I counted

sheep no I'm allergic to sheep huh

that's not in the script Scooter I Can't

Help It Kermit I am allergic to sheep

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I told you

oh

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no this

is somebody doing something quick no

problem

and now back to the Dopey Adventures of

piggy the pooch

whatever

after searching the entire house for

honey

and getting those dumb dancing bananas

to see the pork decided to cross the

hundred square foot Forest to get some

help from her friends this better be

good bunny

oh how am I supposed to find my way

there just follow the red line

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sorry Porgy no no problem

um piggy who had always skips through

the forest

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and along the way on this beautiful day

honcho made up one of his clever little

rhymes

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it's in the book do it

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and this is my incredibly depressing

place

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I was wondering if perhaps you know

where I might find some honey well if

there wasn't any honey which there's

probably not I'd say it's over that way

which it probably isn't unless I'm wrong

which I probably am so no

boy might not

I'm sorry I didn't mean to depress you

which I probably did I just

let it go

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low budget show see you next line oh

okay

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the most wonderful thing about beanie is

that he's cute

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hello and welcome to Uncle Kermit's

perfect page of pictures

today we're going to find all the stuff

that starts with the letter B

it's simple think of the letter b and

pick a picture

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I know animals you have to pick

something that starts with B like ba*ls

see

gorilla

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animals

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the thing that starts with a B

nope B for burp

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okay ready snack

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s

those guys

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never mention the one post to a bunch of

marshmallows

wow

sorry

Hi everybody and my name is

my name is

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something around here to begin with the

letter b

Rosie

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Grouch soon

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no I'm not crazy I'm Big Joe see

he said it guys not me I'm here to

welcome you to Sesame Seed Boulevard and

to teach you about numbers one two four

six

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two that's 36 kids

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oh

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that's three more times

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they're worried away

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nice job fellas real educational thanks

yo and now back to what's your name

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well the story says that piggy the pork

chop has to find a way to get up the

tree to get the honey pot I

that's what it says

it beats me think this thing might help

poop hi

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quickly

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when this happens don't you

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pause

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cartoon license

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b as in facts

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please

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nothing

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Oscar who's Oscar my brother was in

Irving I'd rather have a tuna sandwich

okay it doesn't have to be tuna

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thank you

thank you

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anyway

laughs

I give up okay animal k*ll the Lights

okay doctor

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