08x01 - The Transcontinental Whoo-Whoo

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thank you

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okay Simon Says put your thumbs in your

ears wiggle your fingers and make a

suitcase

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all right sometimes I wonder if Fozzie's

ever known the agony of defeat

okay ready

let's see okay uh Simon Says act like a

pizza

see nobody can do that boy am I getting

good at this or what

huh where is she

sounds like it's coming from the hallway

come on gosh what if it's something

scary

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good point you go first Ralph gee thanks

maybe it's a two-headed watermelon

monster with tentacles installing a

satellite dish

gosh really

wow it's Uncle Stadler Uncle Waldorf and

Nanny making

ding ding noises

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look kids Uncle Stadler and Uncle

Waldorf brought you the most wonderful

surprise

wow

look how many trains yep and this here

is the most important train ever the

Transcontinental Railroad huh gosh what

is

the Trail Road hockey

that's railroad Gonzo and it was only

the greatest feat of mankind really

the greatest eat

fish

yes sir it was the first train track to

cross the United States Link in the east

with the West

gosh

um this is confusing which direction is

the bathroom that way thanks

now where were we you were telling the

kids about the Transcontinental Railroad

right see instead of talking about it

let's do it Ron do what build our own

Transcontinental Railroad right here in

nanny's house oh

yeah boy do you think it'll fit it will

if we use the model railroad look see

kids here's a map of the United States

the real railroad went from here that's

St Louis which can be down there in the

TV room all the way to here Sacramento

which could be down that way in my

bedroom so I'll take you kids and we'll

start in Sacramento

and we'll start in St Lou right g*ng

and both teams will lay track until you

meet right here at Promontory point

which will be the kitchen okay

and when you get there we'll celebrate

with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

Kermit your train can bring the peanut

butter and scooter yours can bring the

jelly come on g*ng let's go kids

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okay everybody I'm

back

huh hello anybody

gosh I better tell Manny Nanny oh there

you are oh my everybody's gone nanny I

know Bean they're building the

Transcontinental Railroad they are

uh-huh and you can help too I can yep

you can drive the supply wagon here take

this peanut butter to Uncle Statler in

Sacramento what and then take this jelly

to Uncle Waldorf in St Louis okay uh

sure thing Danny guess I'll be seeing

you about Easter huh

have a safe trip Bean oh boy this house

must be bigger than I thought

give me up mule let's go find Scrappy

momento

you can say that again

Sacramento's a pretty fancy place hey

kids yeah almost as nice as Nanny's room

Nanny's room

Uncle Stadler said this is sack of

potato see

oh boy some people think they know

everything

Kermit you and Fozzie start laying track

and piggy you and Ralph get the train

ready

what's the matter fuzzy Uncle Stadler

didn't say Simon Says

oh boy

Simon says let's go okay

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gee I guess the engine should go first

and this can be second whatever it is I

think that's the cool car

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which way we going Uncle stetler that

way son East

that doesn't look so bad yeah all we

have to do is move some of that

furniture furniture look again girl why

those are the High Sierras toughest

mountain range in the world oh I that

yeah

boy Nanny's not gonna be happy about

this she really liked that chair

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let's go let's go okay okay

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yep kids this is how it was when the

railroad moved out of St Louis and under

the Great American Prairie really

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the trans combustible railroad went past

an answer ant farm

why those are buffalo skeety back in the

old days they covered the planes like

ants in a picnic Buffalo let me see

whoa there must be a jillion of them

oh Buffalo Farms

would you heard that on MTV come on

move please

oh

I give up you try something sis okay

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oh

okay okay

thanks sis no problem

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thank you

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good job you guys thanks

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yay

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come on let's roll

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uncle's Tattler

anybody wow

huh I'm somebody

Frosty nope by school Bosco the Snowman

yep Frosty's brother he got the carrot

nose and I got stuck with a turnip see

oh too bad see uh you wouldn't know the

way to sack of tomatoes would you nope

but I did see a bunch of you clumsy kids

headed that way really yep knock me over

thought you were one of them oh see help

me up would you uh sure

oh

thanks Bosco

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Uncle Stanford

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it's even harder than going over it

here Ralph oh that's for sure here Piggy

you didn't say Simon says hey

can you believe

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me oh yeah

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we're making us a railroad track can't

wait to hear that clickety-clock

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I didn't say Simon Says huh we're

digging this tunnels

to the other side hey hold that speed

don't let it slide girl okay ah I didn't

say Simon says

okay here's the plan Simon says to do

the things that I say if he said to say

Dempsey so some of this stuffer things

that he says to tell you because he told

me first and that's why so now if I say

it and don't tell you he said it it's

the same as if he didn't he can't do

that right is that clear

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hi I didn't say Simon says so why am I

talking like this

hold it kids listen huh

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anybody you know what that means beans

out of the bathroom

nope it means we're almost out of this

Dad blasted Mountain really good

where are you guys

uh what tunnel

this channel Siri

see

gosh saddle mantos under Nanny's bed no

that's back by the nightstand these are

the High Sierras right

all right

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thank you

howdy partner

how'd it do to you bud

here's that barrel of peanut butter you

ordered

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gosh what happened to her

Simon says hi

that answer your question

well gotta get going got a tub of jelly

delivered to Uncle Waldorf say uh you

wouldn't know how to get to St Louis

would you sure would that away about 2

000 miles 2 000

lucky me see you around Christmas I

guess

Giddy Up mule

maybe we'll find a mailbox and we can

send Uncle Statler as jelly

you said it again

which way do we go now uncle Waldorf

well hard to tell son map stops right

about here

um maybe we should ask

huh he looks like he knows his way

around I'll bet he does too Indians were

the first Real Americans you know this

land belonged to them before anyone else

how well actually we were more worried

about where see no scooter how was the

Indian way of saying hello how

are you doing he's okay how are you let

me handle this ah listen Chief we're

kind of lost out here and uh natanko

Wikipedia

huh just ask him the shortest way to the

kitchen would you I'm starved oh Lisa

wait

thank you

that sort this way

could ask her for the second shortest

way right uh Mr Chief Sir oh boy

he's gone

that's okay we'll do what the original

Railroad Man did order a pizza nope

build a bridge

I made my next guest s

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now the first thing we need to do is get

a rope across to the other side

gosh that'll take forever

huh

gosh

don't try this stunt at home kids

please

gotta work on that Landing

Waldorf well uh we need to build some

Towers from the bottom and use your rope

to pull the track across right

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I love doing stuff like this

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hey what do you want I'm just a kid you

know right

hey whatever happened to Bean

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anyways

I'm never gonna watch another scary

movie as long as I live

thank you

what's that Us Little Buddies can't take

a lot of stress you know

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clock

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Way To Go Kids

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finally here's your tub of jelly

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saying no problem

what's wrong with him kids before the

railroads getting stuff around the

country was pretty scary business

you don't know the half of it

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but golly it's Statler and the team from

Sacramento they're trying to beat us

come on we can't let that happen

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how the boy Kermit keep going fuzzy

Simon says that's better

how long has he been like this

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why do we stop he won we ran out of

track

see oh that's too bad kids I guess you

won't be able to complete your railroad

after all

sure they can Nanny see we found them in

the nursery where you fell Uncle Statler

who kids now let's finish that railroad

so we can eat lunch

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lunch

everybody smile now hold it

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now how about those sandwiches

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thank you

thank you

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Simon says go bye-bye