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08x06 - Happy Birthday, Uncle Piggy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

08x06 - Happy Birthday, Uncle Piggy

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happy babies

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foreign

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coming to you live from the Museum of

Natural History where famous

archaeologist Dr scooter Leakey and his

team are on the verge of a major

scientific discovery let's watch

oopsie careful with that animal it's

very old yes you're very heavy true and

very weird Grandpa give it to me I think

it's my grandfather or my great uncle

Nick Williams Come on Gonzo quit fooling

around I can't it's a family Edition

right

here's your Boondocks

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there

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the only complete skeleton of a

schnauzosaurus Rex in the whole world

um excuse me doctor but isn't there a

bone missing oh darn where's the

nebulous huh wow a noseble see well we

still haven't heard from doctors Piggy

and Fozzie maybe they found it

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hey I thought we were a team kingy we

are silly I have the difficult job of

figuring out where

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oh yeah I know that

I think I found it you did did what it's

right here right where

you're sure you got enough candles and

frosting hey that sounds like

did you hear something Uncle Waldorf not

on my end he's in the shower but we

gotta be extra careful we don't want him

to find out you know hey that's Uncle

whoa now let's see I'll just whip up a

mint chocolate brownie cake what did you

do that for fuzzy Nanny says it's not

polite to listen to other people's

conversations

body it sounded like they're planning a

surprise party it did oh boy what did I

tell everybody fuzzy

be a secret

it appears that Dr scooty and his

dedicated team are about to make a major

breakthrough

s

foreign

not exactly the Breakthrough we had in

mind

wow

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um never mind never mind

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hi kids

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can you keep a secret some of us can hi

nanny today is Uncle stapler's birthday

and we're going to give him a surprise

party

oh boy now can I tell Piggy

goof I'm Gonna Bake the Cake and you

kids need to clean up decorate and think

of the best things to do at Uncle

staffner's party okay

and remember kids it's a secret oh don't

worry

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I would be subject of that

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I'm happy

so

let's surprise

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that was surprising no no not really

no matter secret is my middle name I

shall help you I don't see other babies

plants the best party of all

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and what is this Monami

a memo party let me have a look

oh very realistic

but I am afraid We Believe many more

animals than this keep up the good work

it even more animals

what do you think you're doing looking

for Johnny Carson huh

well nanny said this was gonna be the

best party ever so Johnny Carson's got

to be the comedian right

um yeah right check

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it's here really

the entertainment portion of the program

is about to begin

uh excuse me Mr Fuzzy I'm afraid we've

got a problem we do what Johnny just

called on his car phone and he's stuck

in traffic he wants to know if he'll go

on for him oh yeah anything for Johnny

ladies and gentlemen

yes lovely

[Applause]

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where's Johnny Carson oh Johnny couldn't

make it piggy but he wanted me to ask

you something yeah where do you clean a

dirty Pig

a hogwash get it

this is great okay what's the best way

to ride a pig

what piggyback waka waka waka

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they aren't silly us but I don't suppose

you'll say this is funny either

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I'm sorry piggy here why don't you sit

down

here

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[Applause]

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oh I don't know that last thought was

pretty surprising

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or whoever you ever you you better watch

your p's and q's or I'll show you a

thing or two about surprise oh I don't

think that will be necessary one why not

call it the hunch

punch nothing I'd call it a surprise I'd

say surprise would cover it wouldn't you

puppy definitely

all right

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hey you where's the party

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make more animals

what

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hello again

supposed to Uncle statler's party

what a bummer I thought we had an

invitation

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come on you guys we've gotta figure out

what Uncle Stadler would like

hey I know what Uncle Stadler would like

he's an old timer right ah yes this is

correct broth hmm

brother check this out

there's someone at the door Pepe

yes well

um we're the waiters

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I'm the caterer

and I'm the entertainment

sorry you need zip password password

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[Applause]

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thank you

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that's pretty does

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what I go through

let me tell you please tell us

oh it's hard to be as wonderful as me

I'm nice

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can't do

I love beauty

hey I'm with my friend I always share I

really like my pretty smile and curly

hair we do yeah

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it's hard to be as wonderful as me

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[Applause]

all right

surprise

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let me see your raisins huh what license

just as I thought singing and praying

without the proper papers slap the cuffs

on him

brother surprise

huh and what were you planning to do

with that

um well let me eat it sorry kids can't

have a fire Skeeter I'll take care of it

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nice work

some party we didn't even get to eat a

cake yeah I liked it me too thanks guys

well if you liked Ross party wait till

you see ours

foreign

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folded remember

foreign

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y huh oh yeah why thank you dear tea

um can we take our blindfolds off now

Skeeter what do you think scooter oh um

okay

a movie theater what kind of surprise is

this

just wait

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I said feather your seatbelts

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there's something tells me this party

it's going to be a night maybe even a

10. T minus three two one

this is

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[Applause]

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divorce it means that instead of

weighing 50 pounds

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foreign as you can see we have now

turned off the passenger seat belt sign

please please

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thank you

fasten your seat belts for re-entry

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for him to say boy I sure hope the

landing is better than the takeoff

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free birthday everybody

oh I'm glad that's over cool guys

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oh aren't you carrying this French thing

a little too far well is he sure he is

still out on that one but the party

would have been a ten if only it had

time the sunroof and the racing stripes

huh you

finish I'll show you the best surprise

dinner

this time you be uncle statler's cutie

pie

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there must be a switch here somewhere

there

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you did all this for me yep work 24

hours straight for three weeks it was

nothing

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and I picked out everybody's clothes

myself I'll see

and what a lovely job you did piggy deer

thanks a lot sis

come along

you can meet a few of your special

happy birthday Uncle Skeeter why thank

you your majesty

well Peggy's told us so much about you

uh Uncle skeety she has are you getting

on this puppy huh

wait a second

aha where was a surprise

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surprise

sounds like some of the guests are

getting hungry maybe we should Cut the

Cake come

Kitty Shut up

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the cake yeah okay

whipped cream and 500 tons of

strawberries

oh wow is that

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that's party games got it covered we got

baseball basketball

shoes magic trick sparkles

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dodgeball

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no but it makes no difference huh

and nine

I did not hear you mentioned the best

party game of all and what might that be

hidden city weirdo

right now

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come back here

why kids everything looks great it does

it does what God

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the whole thing

that's nice Piggy

okay everybody find a place to hide and

be quiet they're gonna be here any

minute

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I wonder where those little rascals are

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well I'll be

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at the rock that we made for you ah yes

but it is missing the sunroof racing

instruction I think it's perfect

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yes I do

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why piggy that's great I never had a

president at my party naturally I tried

to tell her but huh

and I wrote you a song

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no way Gonzo I like Ralph's piano

playing just the way it is oh what have

you got for me Gonzo nothing

well

you could like it anyway ah now what

makes you say that

it's probably let me be the judge of

that

wow I like weird

you do I sure do I like it because well

it reminds me of you Gonzo and the song

reminds me of Ralph and the rocket

reminds me of Skeeter and scooter why

this is the best birthday party I've

ever had

even better than the one thrown for me

by my old friend King Tut or

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you know I think this party may be a 10

after all

thank you

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