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02x04 - The Swoozle News/Throw and Tell

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Esme & Roy". Aired: August 18, 2018 – February 4, 2021.*
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Follows a young girl named Esme and her best monster friend, Roy, the most in-demand "monstersitters" in Monsterdale, a town populated mostly by colorful monsters.

02x04 - The Swoozle News/Throw and Tell

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the Swizzle news

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this work guys I got the newspaper

comics for resume sports section for

dumpling

and the front page for me

fold here flip it over

um Roy people usually read the newspaper

to find out what's going on

oh I know what's going on Esme I'm

making a hat out of a newspaper

laughs

what

yay today we're watching Simon oh goody

goody goody

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then the squirrel put more acorns into

his mouth and he looked like this

oh it's siamey I love your stories

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hey buddy uh Grammy I think you have

something stuck in your hair

that's where I put my pencil you know

sometimes I tuck it in there while I'm

working did you did you Grammy rage for

the

I did not know that oh

you call them where I answer monsters

important

oh I have an important question

meatballs or a lot of little meatballs

asking for a friend

well that's a tough one Roy

but wrong oh she's good oh my oh look at

the time I better start writing now I'll

be in my office working so sign me

please try not to interrupt me unless

it's really important okay we can do

that right Simon right I'll come out as

soon as I'm done love ya so Simon what

do you say we play in the backyard while

Grammy works oh can we play t-ball I've

been working on my catching great let's

do it

foreign

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I got it I can't believe it I hope it's

all granny good idea Grammy would love

to hear wait Simon Oh Come Back dear

Gladys living with your Monster-in-Law

can be difficult

you startled me you'll never guess what

just happened we're playing t-ball as we

hit the ball really high hands oh Simon

I would love to hear your story but

right now I really have to work you

think you could tell me in a little

while

oh I guess so sorry Grammy

Simon's went Speedy's woozle

that's okay come on Simon how about we

get a snack while we wait for Grammy to

finish working now that you mention it I

am pretty hungry great let's go

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voila monster melon with mango mustaches

no thank you

oh what's the matter you don't like

monster melon I don't know Grammy always

wants me to try it but I don't think

I'll like it

why don't you just take a little taste

please oh please please please please

okay

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it's a little Tangy

it's sweet but not too sweet Theory

refreshing I like it

I got it so creamy I tried monster

melons wait sorry man

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dear Martha believe me the right

monsters out there somewhere

oh you

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'll Simon we need to leave Grammy alone

so she can finish her work I just need a

little more time to finish my column

okay

oh

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Simon's getting frustrated we need a

distraction or something to keep Simon

from thinking about Grammy Roy that's

what a distraction is then we agree

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but we do some arts and crafts that'll

pass the time while Grammy finishes her

work I do like arts and crafts okay

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look I meet a hand monster with orange

feathers I made one too with three eyes

two eyes

one eye

could you pass me the glue

what did you make Simon I made six paper

airplanes one for each hand ready

sit

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Silly Willy it looks like you're wearing

fluffy slippers

you know I think this is so funny

oh I think I know who Grammy

Simon I know you want to talk to Grammy

but you really have to wait until she's

done with her work but I don't want to

wait any longer I want to tell Grammy

about Willy's feathery feet and about my

big catch and eating monster melon I

want to tell Emmy now

oh monster meltdown

oh I know you're feeling frustrated

Simon but it'll be okay

take a deep breath put your hands on

your tummy feel your belly rise and fall

in through your nose out through your

mouth it's not hard at all

there are you feeling better yeah a

little but I still really want to tell

Grammy about all the things that

happened today

Roy monster huddle

what do we do what do we do I don't know

Simon really wants to talk to Grammy but

he has to wait until she's finished

working

you know what I need my thinking hat

hmm

huh this hat is broken I'm just thinking

about meatballs

monster minute that's it

of course it is meatballs make

everything better not the meatballs the

newspaper gave me an idea

Simon how would you like to make your

very own newspaper my own newspaper yep

you can fill it with all the stories you

want to tell Grammy and when she's done

with her work you can read it together

wanna give it a try

yes yes I do then get ready guys it's

play time

let's get to it let's write it all down

cause this is old

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the story on the front page will be my

headline news we'll reset your feathers

and it looked like fluffy shoes and over

on the sports page I'll record my big

catch I reach my arms out toward the

fall and made a big stretch let's get to

it let's write it all down cause this is

gonna be the only paper in town

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out of the food section for a snack time

review

when I saw the monster melon I thought

it looked suspicious but Ryan has may

had me try and turns out it's delicious

I highly recommend it on the plate or in

a cup and as for my review I give it six

thumbs up way up

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we wrote it all down now this is gonna

be the only paper in town that keeps you

up to date and gives you all the news

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my newspaper is finished thanks Esme

thanks Roy Grammy's gonna love it oh

you're welcome Simon my ask Grammy

column is finished and Swizzle it's

spectacular

oh thank you monster sitters for taking

such good care of Simon no problem our

pleasure and thank you for being so

patient Simi now I want to hear all

about your day extra extra Read All

About It the latest issue of the

assignment times is hot off the presses

Simon you made your own newspaper yep I

wrote down everything I wanted to tell

you see these are all the things that

happened to me today oh well well can we

read it together

sure

Simon had so much fun making his own

newspaper I know and it really helped

him wait until Grammy was done with her

work

don't you just love monsters

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throw and tell

hey it's Meg get ready for my super

duper monster throw

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now let's see if you can catch my Twirly

Whirly High toss

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I got it I got it

um why didn't I get it

I know why

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ah thanks little fella see I got it

and we've got a monster to watch

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today we're watching baby figgles

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let's go

here we are baby big house

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foreign

never mind I found her

don't you just love monsters well I'm

off to watch Hugo in his school play

they're doing the ooga of Oz nice a

classic oh and fix should be ready for

her snack soon I left some Swizzle

berries on the counter have fun guys

thanks Mr ooga see you later

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here you go one bowl of Swizzle berries

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careful with the spoon figgles you don't

want it to fall oopsie

it sure did but now it's a little dirty

here's a clean one

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funny sound okay

back to the sink oopsie

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funny

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um it's me I'm starting to think figs

hoopsies are on purposes me too

think we'll give you one more spoon but

no throwing okay

hmm

okay

thankful napkin it seems like fig really

wants to throw maybe we should go

outside good idea

except it's raining

pretty hard hmm

this sounds like a job for the monster

case

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how about Wiggly blocks

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come on fake let's build the tallest

most wiggliest tower ever

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there we go disco here one more there

and let's go here

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's so high last block who wants to put

it on top

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got it let's just put it back on

oh

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quick get him

almost

looks like they're all bounced out again

oh no no no

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sorry fig but blocks are

throwing something could get broke

big light to flow

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what should we do feed throws anything

she can get a little hands on maybe we

can do something where fig has to use

her hands and she won't be able to throw

oh yeah like flipping pancakes or

swinging on a trapeze or pooping a tree

house uh I was thinking more like

singing a song with hand motions

that works too besides it'd be really

hard to get a tree in here

sing a song

it's called baby bird just watch us and

do what we do

little baby bird likes to fly fly fly

fly fly fly fly

finger Wings in the sky sky sky sky sky

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but soon baby bird needs to rest rest

rest

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yes

it's working fake isn't throwing

anything I know let's keep going

bird is nice and quiet not a Peep Peep

Peep

and soon baby bird falls asleep sleep

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oh no

monster tastes funny

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whoa

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hey well the good news is I don't think

there's anything left to throw

one two no figgles put down the couch

slowly

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it's really not safe to throw things

like that you could break something or

hurt someone

whoa fake

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name

oh monster meltdown oh fake I know

you're frustrated but I've got something

that'll help

the glitter jar here shake it

when the glitter starts to fall like

snow

take a deep breath nice and slow

watch as it settles all around

my body coming

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feeling any better a little

hair figures why don't you do some

drawing and I'll be right back

laughs

what do we do with me what do we do I'm

not sure we can't go outside and no

matter what we play Pig just wants to

throw

whoa nice one fig got to admit that was

impressive

wait a monster minute that's it

okay for her to throw

hey fickles how would you like to play

some throwing games they get to flow

yeah we'll set up some games for you

right here what do you say yeah

then get ready guys it's play time

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boys and girls and monsters of all

furiness welcome to super fun touring

land where it's okay to throw yay

step right up to the monster face maker

throw the ball at the Target and make a

monster face

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[Applause]

then follow me

get that throwing arm ready and see if

you can knock down the puddle monsters

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yay they did it monsters go crash

creature figgles

with this game this is called feed the

Roy throw these yummy meatballs into my

I mean Roy's mouth

hmm

delicious

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yes

looks like we have a owner yay no you

can choose a prize

like a stuffy

or a meatball or a paper airplane or

another meatball or Roy too much because

I can keep the meatballs big one

you got it

it's okay to throw inside it sure is

that was fun playing all those games

showed fake that there are okay ways to

throw yeah and guess what there's still

one game we haven't played yet

step right up to the willow prizes

please win a meatball please win a

meatball sorry Rory you didn't win a

meatball oh you landed on the mystery

prize let's see what you want you got a

hug from me and a meatball I'm the

luckiest monster in the world

this is

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