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02x07 - Not Kitten Around/The Show Must Go On

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Esme & Roy". Aired: August 18, 2018 – February 4, 2021.*
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Follows a young girl named Esme and her best monster friend, Roy, the most in-demand "monstersitters" in Monsterdale, a town populated mostly by colorful monsters.

02x07 - Not Kitten Around/The Show Must Go On

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not kidding around

a little more

just a little more

there

what do you think is me oh I like it is

it the sun I guess again

um a rubber ducky nope

a big banana

I give up what what is it it's my

shoulder I don't know how you missed

that

thank you

[Music]

to watch

make that two monsters Tilly and snugs

are coming over for a playdate

they're here

[Music]

hey monster sitters oh nice painting of

your shoulder Roy thanks Mr plink and

thank you for watching tillian snugs I'm

off to compete in the annual plink

winking contest I've been practicing all

day huh

bye

bye snugs bye good luck orange crossed

for you

so let me guess I bet you guys want to

play something super boring

no

well in that case how about we play

something fun yeah

yeah what do you want to play

um

[Music]

I want to play with Kitty

wants to play with Kitty too but I

really love kitty so I should play with

her but tilly really really love kitty

so Tilly should play with her

in fact number 926 no monster can resist

that kitty

I have an idea

you two are great friends why don't you

share the kitty and play together

okay I can do that Telly too let's play

kitty hungry here kitty have some milk

[Music]

good kitty

meow

[Music]

she wants to take a nap

actually

says she wants to jump and play like

this

[Music]

[Music]

chili meow meow Kitty says she's very

tired she wants to take a nap no kitty

want to jump and play map play hey guys

what if you take turns playing with

Kitty Tilly you'll play with Kitty first

and when this timer dings it'll be

snug's turn

all right that good idea okay Tilly your

time with Kitty starts now

[Music]

boys

[Music]

now get snugs it'll be your turn when

the timer dings okay

[Music]

poor kitty meow meow

[Music]

to play with Kitty ah

snug says right Tilly the timer went off

so now it's his turn okay

here snogs thank you

all right snugs your turn starts no

meow meow meow meow

yes that was a lot of bouncing you

really need a nap now

[Music]

dumpling no kitty first we fluff your

pillow extra puffy

then we give you a blanket and another

blanket and a Teddy and a bunny and a

piggy

there you go all settled for a long nap

till this turn now

not yet go to sleep little kitty you're

so cute and I love you

to this turn now

almost

[Music]

go to sleep little kitty I love you so

so much

[Music]

done

wake up kitty time for more bouncing but

hilly kitty names for rest Kitty had

lots of rest now she wants to spend

dance and bounce rest bounce rest bounce

all right you two since you're having

trouble sharing Kitty I think we should

play something else oh come on we have

lots of fun things to play

oh we can play snorts and ladders that's

your favorite snacks

or we can play vroom vroom dinos Tilly

that's your favorite

or we can play the meatball game that's

my favorite

[Music]

we're gonna play with something else

remember

we want to play with something else

Tilly want to play with Kitty mine mine

mine

[Music]

we broke Kitty

oh double monster meltdown

it's okay guys it's okay I know you're

sad but it'll be all right

take a deep breath put your hands on

your tummy feel your belly rise and fall

in through your nose out through your

mouth it's not hard at all

feeling any better

a little but Tilly's still so sad she

broke Kitty

me too

maybe what do we do

I don't know Roy tillian snugs are still

really sad about Kitty they think they

want to play the meatball game

Roy

poor Kitty I wish we could fix you

yeah then Kitty would feel better and we

could play again

wait a monster minute that's it

silly snugs I know how you can play

together and help Kitty feel better

you do how we can play Animal Hospital

oh yeah that's a place for doctors help

animals feel better

can I be the doctor did he wants to be

Kitty's owner

and dumpling will be the nurse then get

ready guys it's play time

[Music]

thank you

welcome to the animal hospital where we

make animals feel better now

now what seems to be the problem I heard

a kitty Yelp Kitty has a boo-boo and now

she needs some help Kitty got hurt

oh I see painting doctor snugs you have

a patient just take a seat and your

doctor will be right with you don't

worry

I know what to do you're safe and sound

with me around

yes I'll take care of you don't worry

Kitty the doctor will make you feel all

better calling Kitty calling Kitty the

doctor's ready for you

he for sure knows the cure to fix your

boo-boo

hello I am Dr

[Music]

hey

I think I see the problem it's not her

tail or claw then what is it doctor then

what is a doctor

[Music]

nurse dumpling please bring the Booboo

supplies

now Kitty we need to give you a cast

this will protect your pasta your boo

boo can heal

don't worry Kitty I know what to do

you're safe and sound with me around

yes I'll take care of you

just get some rest and you'll feel all

better hey thank you

Kitty thank you too happy to help

don't worry

good afternoon you're safe and sound

with us around

yes we'll take care of you

Kitty feeling all better just let that

part heal and you'll be back to jumping

and playing in no time hurry

hurry hey Tilly do you want to play

Animal Hospital again uh-huh but this

time till you want to be doctor don't

you just love monsters

clean Animal Hospital was great Tilly

was like kitty hurt her leg and snouts

was all I'm Dr snugs and kitty was like

meow meow meow meow I know it really

helped chili and snugs play together and

share Kitty I think dumpling's happy

that kitty's feeling better too no one

can resist that kid

[Music]

[Music]

The show must go on

what you doing Roy I'm looking for my

spinny toy that's not it

nope

nope here it is now I can play

uh Roy

right after I clean this up there

[Music]

hey we're in my spinny toy go I guess I

better look in the monster case

Pat will have to wait we've got a

monster to watch

today we're watching Hugo and fig

and dumplings they want you to come too

[Music]

let's go

here we are you going Fig's house

[Music]

thank you

hi figgles hi Esme hi Lloyd

hi dumpling

come on in

[Music]

and may I introduce inspector Hugo good

evening it's nice to meet you inspector

Hugo but where's the other Hugo Roy it

is me

I'm pretending to be an inspector in my

very own play oh I can't wait to see it

but right now it's time for my ooga hula

class

see you soon bye bye

so Hugo what's your play called It's

called The Mystery of the missing

monster cake oh so that's why you're an

inspector because inspectors solve

Mysteries uh-huh it's the part I was

born to play

[Music]

but like

the names inspector Hugo I'm the best

there is it's true I use my clever

thinking to uncover every clue

if you have you have a problem I'm the

one to get involved I'll piece the clues

together until the mystery solved

high and low and I'll search far and

wide I'll question all the suspects and

investigate outside

[Music]

cannot crack no case I cannot break from

a strange and spooky noise to a missing

monster

[Music]

of every costume and I've written every

page there's just a few more things to

do before we go on stage so please tell

all your friends about our entertaining

show

written by me

directed by me and starring me as

Inspector Hugo

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

I can't wait for your play Hugo that's

great cause guess what you're gonna be

the actors

Esme you'll be lady wigston

I'm

Leon Roy you'll be Professor aha your

line is

wait wait let me try it

good start but it needs a little work

keep practicing

aha dumpling You'll Play kernel eggplant

you'll be don't figgles

I almost forgot the most important

character in the play

Pedro the porcupine Pedro gives a big

clue that helps me inspector's Hugo

solve the mystery that is an important

part no you stay here Pedro well we get

ready for the play

oh my doctor bag

[Music]

Bagels your doctor bag

we'll need these for the flip

all this pretend food is making me

hungry can we have a snack sure let's go

figure Dr bag

oh the meal's here

[Music]

thanks

[Music]

don't worry fig I got your bag

[Music]

places everyone it's time to start the

plate

where's Pedro

I haven't seen him have you seen him Roy

nope

he must be here somewhere let's look

nope not here

oh

find Pedro no I'm still practicing my

line this is terrible Pedro has the most

important part if he's missing we can't

do the play and if we can't do the play

then I can't be inspector Hugo

well Mr fact number 412. hookah monsters

are very theatrical

[Music]

fine Pedro I know we will

hmm let's think back to when we were

getting ready for the play maybe we'll

remember something about Pedro big

remember something

what do you remember figgles fake took

Pedro

fake for page one doctor bag to keep him

safe

uh-oh Paige will not do oh no he must

have fallen out my play is ruined

you go it's okay we just need to figure

out where Pedro fell out of the bag

right and I won't be hard we've only

been in one room two rooms three rooms

and outside twice okay I'm not helping

am I well

natural and if we can't find Pedro I'm

ma get to be inspect or go never never

[Music]

[Applause]

oh monster meltdown

I know you're feeling frustrated Hugo

but I've got something that can help

it's a hugging pillow

when you're feeling upset or you've had

a little fright just hug this pillow

close and hold it tight there's no need

to pout when you can hug it out so take

a deep breath and he will be all right

feeling any better

yeah but I still want to be inspector

Hugo

monster huddle

[Music]

what do we do aslay what do we do

I don't know Roy Hugo really wants to be

inspector Hugo and salt the mystery in

his play but he can't because now we

have another mystery to solve where's

Pedro wait a monster minute that's it

I know a way you can still be inspector

Hugo how we need inspector Hugo to solve

a real mystery The Mystery of the

missing porcupine

hmm you do need inspector Hugo I'll do

it then get ready guys it's play time

[Music]

good evening friends I've gathered you

here because I have terrible news Pedro

the porcupine is missing

Pedro was last seen in this bag which

belongs to Dr figgles

[Music]

and now

sorry I got excited no Dr figgles where

did you take your bag first

hmm they go to Backyard to the backyard

[Music]

page was not here

very curious

tell me lady wixton what happened next

well I noticed the bag on the ground and

brought it to Fig in Hugo's room

to the bedroom

Pedro's not here either

wait I remember something I saw the bag

on the floor and I brought it to Dr

figgles in the kitchen

to the kitchen

Pedro's not here either

no eggplant what do you remember next

okay

so you're saying you can't remember

anything

I remember something else after the

kitchen we went back to the living room

to the living room

wait we've already looked here I guess

Pedro really is missing we've looked

everywhere

but you all forgot we went one more

place with Dr figo's bag we did yes

after the kitchen we went outside to get

the mail

[Music]

all right Hugo playing inspector Hugo

helped you solve a real life mystery and

now that we found Pedro we can do our

play

in conclusion because of the very

important clue from Pedro the porcupine

I figured out where the missing monster

cake is under lady wigston's hair

oh my

bravo bravo thank you thank you don't

you just love monsters

thank you