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02x22 - Sofishticated Taste/Knight Rider

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Esme & Roy". Aired: August 18, 2018 – February 4, 2021.*
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Follows a young girl named Esme and her best monster friend, Roy, the most in-demand "monstersitters" in Monsterdale, a town populated mostly by colorful monsters.

02x22 - Sofishticated Taste/Knight Rider

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sophisticated taste

[Music]

what's so funny Roy this joke book I'm

reading

funny jokes oh can I hear one okay okay

what do cows like to do for fun

what

they go to the movies

that's pretty good read another one

what do oysters use to call their

friends

the monster alarm no Wednesday they used

their shell phones boy I really thought

you'd get that one

Roy we've got a monster to watch

oh I knew that

today we're watching snugs oh I can't

wait to see that cute little puffball

[Music]

s

jump

oh oh snugsy I think your monster

sitters are here monster sitter

jump jump yay

[Music]

a snugs this is Sharky I call him Sharky

because he's a shark

that's funny they call me Roy because

I'm a Roy

don't you just love monsters jump

jump jump jump jump jump

house nuts Sharky sure is fast that's

because he's looking for some shark food

Chomp Chomp

speaking of food I left dinner for snugs

in the kitchen

[Music]

after dinner you can have a special

treat a slime sickle

I love slime sickles

oh you were probably talking to slugs

slime circles too they're so slimy and

pickly

they sure are well I'm off to monster

movie night they're showing my favorite

movie When Harry Met slimy

it's a classic fine

have fun

[Music]

I'm hungry

here's your dinner snug spaghetti and

goo with a side of carrots and broccoli

yum yum and yum no thanks

snugs I thought you were hungry I am

hungry for my slime Circle

But first you have to eat your healthy

dinner yeah it looks so yummy you can

have it Roy I don't mind really if you

insist boy

oh great there you go snugs but I don't

want it I just want my slime sickle

please

snugs eating a healthy dinner is what

helps you grow big and strong yeah and

food gives you energy to do all your

favorite things like playing games and

reading stories and making art

[Music]

to make dinner art

oh I want to try hmm I'll put this here

and that there and then look I made a

dinner monster wow snugs that looks

great now how about you take a big bite

what

monster is way too cute to eat and I

love things that are cute they're so

cute but snugs something can be cute and

delicious like this meatball so adorable

[Music]

so delicious

won't you just take one little bite just

one teensy weensy little bite nope and

any teeny weenies meanie little bite

an easy

Roy

too much I don't

want dinner monster

[Music]

snugs I can hear your tummy rumbling how

you're hungry I am hungry but only for

my slime sickle

maybe we can make snags dinner more like

a slime Circle

oh what's that it's a caracal looks like

a slime sickle tastes like a carrot

wanna try one

um no thanks well then how about a

crunchy bread bicycle

no thank you

broccoli carrot sickle

how about a newly spaghetti sickle no

never mind

come on snugs will you just try one

okay I guess I'll have a carrot Circle

one character called coming up with lots

of slime you got it and no care isn't

that just a slime sickle yes please

it's me meet me at the refrigerator in

two seconds

thanks for meeting me here now what are

we gonna do I don't

didn't work

[Music]

you should make these at restaurants

hey maybe we can pretend we're giving

snugs dinner at a fancy restaurant

fact number 284 no Muzzy what monster

can resist a fancy schmancy restaurant

did somebody say fancy schmancy

restaurant I can't resist told you one

fancy fancy restaurant coming up

laughs

right this way Mr snugs Welcome to our

fancy schmancy restaurant allow me to

show you to your table

yay tonight we have an extra special

dish for you Nancy schmancy dinner

oh thank you

but I'd like to start with my fancy

schmancy slime sickle please

that's a slime so cool that's fancy and

schmancy too but Mr snugs first you must

eat your healthy dinner oh yes that's

the fancy schmancy restaurant rule but

oh monster meltdown

hey come here snugs I know you're upset

but I've got something that'll help

is it a slime Circle no it's the hugging

pillow

and you're feeling upset or you've had a

little fright tug this pillow close and

hold it tight there's no need to pout

when you can hug it out so take a deep

breath and you will be all right

there feeling any better

uh-huh but do you know what would make

me feel even better

my slime's so cold nice try snugs you

sit tight and I'll be right back

what do we do with me what do we do I

don't know we've tried everything and

snug still won't need his healthy dinner

he just wants his lifecycle

Chomp Chomp oh no no snugs and Sharky

you're sad Sharky

wait a monster minute that's it

I love when you say that

drugs Sharky loves to eat right uh-huh

he eats everything well what if you

pretend to be a shark then he could swim

around the ocean and eat all kinds of

yummy shark food would you like that

would I

did I well would you I wouldn't like

that a lot Chomp Chomp then get ready

guys it's play time

[Music]

well shark snacks how do you like your

new underwater home I love it I want to

swim like a shark and play like a shark

and eat like a shark Chomp Chomp Chomp

yeah

I'm snags the shark I'm hungry as can be

looking for fish in the deep blue sea

I'm a little fishy just passing through

don't mind me I won't bother you but my

time is rambling and I'm hungry all

right so when you're saying past I'll

take a great big bite

[Music]

and I smell something very very yummy

[Music]

hello hey you found me uh oh

[Music]

shark hope you have a nice day I'm not

tasty so I'm on my way

but the shark is ready for his next big

meal and I'm hungry for spaghetti

[Music]

[Music]

I love being a shark Chomp Chomp Chomp

we did it Roy pretending to be a shark

helped snugs eat his healthy dinner yep

and now it's time for your slime sickle

yummy do you want one Roy no thanks I

made a special dessert of my own a

meatballsicle

[Music]

Knight Rider

[Music]

who's the greatest team of all a bunch

of little monsters when you call Who's

That Knocking at Your Door

as man

[Applause]

it's me you scared me next time you

should really say hi before you sneak up

on someone I'll try to remember

[Music]

we've got a monster to watch

oh

right today we're watching Tilly

let's go

[Music]

here we are Chilitos

[Music]

where's me Roy back here

[Music]

hi silly wait thanks for coming monster

sitters I'm riding in the monsterdale

bike race today oh impressive Jenny

wants to go on bike ride too

this man would have bike we sure do

excellent I'll meet you back here in

time for dinner see you soon

bye daddy

good luck orange crossed for you

well Philly ready for our bike ride yep

let's go go go

[Music]

oops I was so excited about bike riding

I forgot about the bike

love monsters

go go go go go go

[Music]

go go

go go

you okay Roy oh yeah never been better I

could keep riding for hours

Hey look there's Hugo how about we stop

and say hi oh thank goodness

Hugo hi Tilly

oh like this book it's called

Claudette the courageous Knight

courageous what'd that mean I'm glad you

asked chili because I'd like to know

what it means too it's me

being courageous means doing something

even though you're scared yep and in

this story

is captured by a big dragon oh that's

not good even though crawdad is scared

of the Dragon she rescues the king and

Saves the Day

spoiler alert

Cloud at the night I've read this book a

bunch of times you can borrow it if you

want really

thank you no problemo well Hugo we'd

better get home for dinner okay bye bye

Hugo bye now

speaking of dinner we better get you

home too ready to ride back to Tilly's

House what no one told me about riding

back

Roy come on let's go go go whoa

Kelly are you all right

um Kitty think so I don't see any

boo-boos me neither so we'll give you a

big hug and put you back on your bike

[Music]

okay let's try this again

[Music]

[Applause]

so Tilly for this to work you're gonna

need to sit on the bike

k*lling a water ride bike

you don't want to fall off again

oh I know you're feeling a little scared

but the best thing to do when you fall

off your bike is to get right back on

and try again yeah

that's true for benches too

Tilly not want to ride bike ever again

but Tilly you'll need to ride your bike

to get back home chilling no need to go

home Tilly would just stay right here oh

good I'll stay two

Roy oh right

I know maybe if we remind Tilly how much

fun our bike is she'll want to get back

on and ride home

oh yeah

oh this is so much fun Dylan this could

be you hey

so what do you say want to get back on

your bike

oh in that case can someone help me I

think I'm stuck

[Music]

what do we do now Tilly still won't get

back on her bike

I have an idea

oh Tilly how would you like to have a

running race running race uh-huh whoever

runs to their bike and hops on first

wins yay yay Jenny wants to race then on

your mark get set go

yay Tilly win where'd it go telly now

let's ride home

huh

can we sit on bike

you back home for dinner do you want to

try walking your bike

okay hilly will walk

[Music]

great let's get going

walking was a great idea as me we must

be really close to Tilly's House by now

Roy the bench is just over there we

still have a long way to go

oh

never mind

sorry Tilly but walking is taking a

really long time we need to ride our

bikes if we're gonna get you home in

time for dinner till you want to go home

but tilly really really don't want to

ride bike he's scared

monster meltdown

oh it's okay I know you're scared but

it'll be all right

take a deep breath put your hands on

your tummy feel your belly rise and fall

in through your nose out through your

mouth it's not hard at all

there are you feeling any better a

little but Tilly's still know what to

ride bike I know you don't you stay here

and I'll be right back

[Music]

what are we gonna do Roy Tilly needs to

get home in time for dinner but she's

still too scared to ride her bike if

only Claudette the courageous night

we're here she'd be able to give Tilly a

ride home on her trusty horse

wait a monster minute that's it

do you like to pretend

Claudette the courageous night

silly because that

uh-huh you can dress up like a knife and

ride your horsey all the way home and

I'll be the big scary dragon

okay that was too scary

time

[Music]

there was a scary dragon who came to

town one day he walked up to the castle

and took the king away

help oh help all the people ran and hid

they were scared all right just one girl

stayed behind fought at the courageous

night

[Music]

even scared she always scared to see

what she knew was right

[Music]

[Music]

along the dragon's Trail and then when

she got close enough she poked the

Dragon's Tail Hello Dragon when the

dragon saw clawed that inner armor

shining bright he suddenly felt very

scared I'm quite I think courageous

night give me the kingy yes ma'am

[Music]

foreign

[Music]

that was fun it sure was and guess what

Tilly you rode your bike all the way

home

[Music]

and it looks like you're just in time

for dinner

well I won the race who wants to

celebrate with pizza Roy

[Music]

what a fun day pretending to be a night

held Tilly get back on her bike and ride

home yep you were all Roar until he was

like stop Dragon I'll save you kingy

[Music]

oh dumpling you want to pretend to be a

knight too

[Music]