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01x13 - Episode 25 & 26

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Vegetable Soup". Aired: September 22, 1975 – December 14, 1978.*
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01x13 - Episode 25 & 26

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and now today's adventure of outerscope one behind bars

we've just crashed on a new world and I don't know where Eleanor and Cynthia and

Henry are and it looks like we've got our own troubles you and then a snitched

iron grain read what grain we don't know about any gray

oh no well there it is sniffing hey how can we talk our way out of this one I

don't know they've got it all wrong they're confusing us with somebody else

maybe we can make a dash for it it's too risky all right you varmints you're coming with us where are you taking us you

sneak and snitches Wiis hauling you back to the jumping gee ranch where is that your to know your thief you stole our Greene from her you and them thieving

critters of cobwebs but you didn't run fast enough you varmints use our

prisoners now we've gotta hit you up to the old Corral and you's gonna stay put

Oh what happened I'm all messed up and dizzy I can't see anything I lost my

glasses Hey we must have fainted we're not an outer scope anymore good heavens I think this is a jail why

this is awful we're locked in a jail Oh Cynthia you're right but how did we get

here and where are the others we are Willy anger look what's that at the door Oh Eleanor what is it I is not of what I

is a who and furthermore I is the mayor here mayor is mayor pitter pat and I was

in charge of this burg but where are we why this here's the mighty fine town of

cobble Gulch in the bloomin land of Horace but what are we doing here why

are we in this this Jail you Rascals is under arrest we dragged you here while

you was sleeping but why cuz we caught you Aidin and abettin are enemies then common criminals the grubbers what are you

talking about we don't found you with our gold the gold what you and them grubbers stole from us these here critters but we don't even know these

people we didn't help them we never even saw them before why you not only saw

them Sonny you done worked with them I reckon you know full well that thins the critters what spoiled our town yep cobble Gulch used to be a mighty fine

place and we cobble lights lived right well leastwise we did till them sneaky

grubber started ruining things with their thievin and destroying well we

didn't help them we wouldn't do something like that anyway why don't you

go lock those grubbers up we surely would if we could why don't you then cause we never once done seen him do it we can't

catch him in that and how do you know it's them cuz these the only other critters what live here except us and we surely don't steal from our own selves

but you didn't see us do it either no but we found you laying right in

leather thong road with our gold and that's proof enough for us we learned

some moves what is it mimsy tell me quick tittle in title I just can't bear suspense they didn't touch the babes prisoners done

aren't you see I'm doing who took prisoners hostages what do you mean them

brothers they found some critters critters like their phone and it was just around around the band and leather farm road that's where the grubbers

found them and I took them away to hitch him to the old Corral why that must be a

girl will be paralyzed and the critters had sacks of the grubbers brain the

grubber said the critter stole it and we made him do it a grabber same thang ways the real thieves but we is innocent we is honest law-abiding folk we ain't

thieves a grave robbers think we is he's always thought we was thieves for years

and years but he's never seen a steal yep so when they done found them

critters on the road with their stolen grain they done thought we made them steal it but we don't even know even though them critters they call it hey

those grubbers think that Willy and egg are thieves but we know they aren't thieves and these cob lights aren't thieves and we certainly aren't thieves

and I bet the grounders aren't thieves then who are the real thieves around here

boy are we in a fix you're not kidding what is this anyway

who knows these folks have a real problem when they're using us to solve

it yeah just because we're strangers we gotta get loose man we gotta find out what's going on yeah and who knows what

happened to the others I bet if we could catch the real thing we could straight now this whole mess to be continued next time hate got strikes again you

know

once upon a time

el fuego Baca grew up in the southwest of the United States Mexican Americans

at that time were treated cruelly by the other Cowboys in New Mexico el fuego

seeing this decided that one day he would become a number one lawman and bring law and order into the land one of our goes friends was Billy the Kid

he learned to sh**t from Billy by the time he was 19 it was pretty good with a

g*n then one day Pedro a cousin of el fuego who was a deputy sheriff in a nearby town painting it every Saturday Anglo

cowboys came to sh**t up the town it's your job to stop those Cowboys Pedro

it's no use my even trying I can't stop them the law is on your side

if you're so brave why don't you take my job fine I accept Oh Fay go went and

arrested the first Cowboys that started sh**ting this made the Anglo Cowboys

angry a hispano had arrested an Anglo soon there were 80 and roll Cowboys

riding into town they were going to k*ll al fey go and teach the espanha

a lesson l forgot

el fuego seeing so many Cowboys ran into a small hut down in narrow alley

for two days Alf Faygo shot it out eighty Cowboys there were b*llet holes

everywhere in the hut by the second afternoon Anglo Cowboys were ready to

quit they asked for a truce and that alfaye go go on trial I agreed to a

trial I will not give up my g*ns till we get to the Sirocco jail for the Cowboys

that alfaye go shot had died but the court found off a go not guilty because he was trying to keep law and order in every village of New Mexico off a go

Baca was a hero he was elected sheriff of Scirocco County and people still

talked about how alfaye go vodka with his g*ns but the law on the side of his people

how do you find yourself

my neighborhood is really friendly there's a lot of people it's big Spanish

my friends speak Spanish also my father my mother my sisters and brothers we

speak Spanish because our families came from medical and other countries in

Central America my name is Lucrezia and I'm taking you up to 24 spent

I know the barber his name is Bill

that's Cathy's house there goes my uncle

bun India means bakery there's a lot of good things there and there's crocodiles

cocodrilos oh that's been at least in my school I

will cut this bananas

those are tomatillos mangos are very sweet in the back of the store they cook Mexican food we make a

burrito with the baked tortilla and then beans and then cheese and then our puppet

then you fold it up and put on a piece of paper and it's all done

these here are tacos and these right over here are the stylus and those over

there aren't you data

Epis are for parties they look like rabbits dogs mouths and stars their fill

up with candies toys surprise and other countries

San Diego my name is William Lopez and I'm a diamond cutter in New York City

people give diamonds as gifts because they are everlasting diamonds are used

to make beautiful jewelry bracelets necklace and rings diamonds are found

deep in the ground and they're really hard to get out that's why they're so expensive diamonds is also the hardest substance that there is in the world

so strong that steel can't even fun diamonds diamond has to be cut bike on the diamond

this is what a diamond looks like when comes out of the mine it's rough looks

like nothing just like a piece of glass then after we get it we start working on

it with some hedges on it shine it off there looks like this

what do you think the beauty of a diamond diamond is something a poem

broke minha vida I am Walter cuando lo vas Caliendo Louis

trabajando BAE it can be g*y regiment la vida que tiene la Luke it's to ten meter

and Falcon of Malta vive my father feels very special about diamonds we put a

Rican and my father just spoke to me in Spanish he says that what he likes about diamonds the best is the fact that the

when he transforms it from a rough stone which has no life at all into a finished

diamond which has so much brilliance and beauty and the way it looks

when I cut a diamond on the wheel and make and grind these edges on it I make

big edges which give it the primary shape and then my father makes edges on

top of the ones that I make when I was younger my father used to take me with

him to work every once in a while and I would sit around and I would watch him

work and see him making these diamonds on the wheel I was always curious and

asked him questions about it and as I grew up I always asked him when was he

gonna take me or teach me how to cut diamonds good at that time all I thought about was the money really because he made good money but then when I got oh

when I started learning how to cut diamonds I found that it was more than just the cutting of diamonds but the act or creating something with your hands I

feel proud when I make a good stone and when I make a mistake well

in two years experience and I'm grateful to my father for for bringing me here

and teaching me this because if he wouldn't have brought me here I would have never known how to cut diamonds it would have never known the satisfaction

of being able to create something out of

we people I'd like to introduce you to some real people real people

my name is a symptom I have a friend Tommy who lives on my street

Thomas come I want you to go to the grocer's buy these things at the

grocer's downstairs ain't we have a new money mom haven't haven't we any money

dear don't worry mom no dear we don't know hurry I need these things and wear

your hat it's cold out

now we want to do it I got someone three to you do it on my own

yeah instant hard yeah hey Tommy you're gonna hear cut yeah you finished

no I gotta get some coffee want me to wait for you I know I gotta go back upstairs I forgot the money hey Tommy he won't throw the football

later and now I'm having a hard time with the math test tomorrow you know I

see you later

the cincuenta in it another problem

hey Tamara know your mafia to tell me where for me I gotta get some coffee

what do you want and letting it to you me and Tony how to fight you always say to him listen to I didn't mean it stop please okay

now come here Tony how to fight when they fun of me because I warfare you

made fun of you you know you didn't turn it made me so mad mommy always told me it's not good to fight it's not funny to be in warfare

nothing to be a chain it's a lot of poor people you know I know I read about

places where people don't even have caused enough for their babies oh my tummy Tony's a warfare to his pile of die I don't know it's true hey guys

look at this Tommy has a haircut maybe the check came Toni's married to say

anything like that don't be jealous or simple we know you have new shoes too Yuri soap where you think you better now you did well

thought you weren't you have bad

it makes me so mad sometimes I just want to punch in the nose yet I mainly punt you know and that's not nice

yeah but he started it he made it it made a joke about me first

I am careful someone for so what sometimes people make fun while they went why mommy I was truly yeah I guess

hey Tony come on man I'm gonna realize the school I gotta get to look in the

store we go with you all right

we need one cup of baking powder flour baking powder and salt in a bowl you

need the dough look Lily I found a penny a penny big deal you can't buy anything

with it what good is a penny I thought we were going to play football we can we

can't even start the game because nobody has a coin to flip

and now today's adventure of outerscope one hate got strikes again the cobble

eyes have Cynthia and Eleanor and they're in jail and these grubbers thick with thieves I think they just don't trust us because we're strangers

we gotta get loose man we gotta find out what's going on yeah and who knows what

happens to the others they're coming well sheriff sod now he's got the proof

yeah for years and years the kaabah lights has been ruined in our ranch though we never couldn't catch him in the act they laid it to waste with their

thievin and stealin and now they'd hire them fern varmints to happen finish off

what's left but all this time we grubbers never stole nothing from them we never harm them nor laid a hand agin them we always aim to live in peace we'd

robbers is nice honest folk though maybe we look rough but we can't stay in no

more we've got to teach him a lesson that's rap cheer son and now we've got

proof grubbers it's time for a showdown

look sharp look sharp for here I come my name is head gut and I spoil fun Oh what

are you doing was wrong poor poor hate got the ugly beast no one could love him

and Ernest that's why he steals that's why he takes that's why he likes the

trouble

hey Stan what's going on what do you mean on our that beast is the real sneak

around here not the grubbers or the cop lights oh I think I see the monster has secretly been stealing from all of them but they

don't know him blame each other

she tore down the wall honey we're free come on let's follow

him I bet he's headed for his hiding place oh no that could be dangerous we've got to risk it it's the chest and

the trouble around here now it got hurries to his old dragon the treasures

that he stole Oh mayor pitter-pat our prisoners has escaped attempt even

greater grabbers might set him loose they have stole our gold and stole our

prisoners too they even stole our prison they leaves us nothing nothing but

trouble here's a special message for you now what do you reckon this is to Mayor

Peter he'll sh**t out dawn leather thong Road signed sheriff sod a shoe damn well

it's about time now we can show them how we feel will tell him good remembers what farm it's they is hmm we're gonna square off and

let them hide

look sharp look sharp while hate cut breathes deep then

through the crack hate God will creep

hey he's gone through a hidden passageway it's too tight to open

Willy's trunk of course wiill sheriff's on wheeze all ready for the big shootout yeah

and it's almost dawn Oh only there was some way to stop it it's all mistake I

wish we could catch the real thief

quick we've got to find something to be continued next time the showdown I am

dr. Joseph gales on a professor of chemistry at Morehouse College which is located in Atlanta Georgia I have a little boy who's six and a little girl

who's five I hope certainly hope that young children today will explore their

own curiosity but not feel that science is something that's too hard or something that takes too long to understand many

kids might be asking themselves why a science important I think you should

bear in mind that it's a question of what you bring to the problem of what to do with a pile of raw material the file is always the same it's either some

metals it's nonmetals it's minerals it's assorted raw materials and whether you

decide to make out of that pile of b*llet or a b*mb or some other device for destroying people is that this is a decision that's based on your own

sensitivity you know quite often we think of things that happen particularly in relation to science as things that are largely magic but once we get a

little bit into things and try to understand them a bit better we can at least explain some of the things that take place in nature and explaining

things is always a lot of fun we can use these test tubes as an example of

something that might appear to be magic in one case it's colorless in other case

it's a deep blue another case a deep yellow the apparently magic part about

this is that all all these tubes contain the same substance you might be familiar

with acids ordinary vinegar which you probably have in your home is an acid though a very weak one and you may have seen ordinary lye which is a base and

this is the basic form of this substance as we add additional base to the substance let's try that and see what happens

you can see the blue color appearing and appears to be a faint blue as we continue to add base liquid we become even an even deeper blue we can suddenly

drive the system back to its other color at the other extreme a deep yellow by

adding the appropriate amount of acid

just this change occurs in science we'll find the change occurs in a very dramatic way in our society and it has a distinct impact on our lives

thus it becomes fairly important I believe for us to understand things as well as we can and in so doing we might have the better chance of controlling

the things that are happening to us to us in our environment

flowers of different colors burrs your different colors order people different

colors well here are some colors red green purple orange yellow do people

come in all of these colors yeah seems to be some confusion here

well let's see this is Kathy her parents are American Indians members of a group

that was once thought to have red skin but is her skin really red this is David

his great-grandparents were born in China some say Asian people have yellow

skin but is David skin really yellow no and this is Tracey

her parents are afro-american she is a black but her color is dark brown are we

different colors are only really different shades of the same color we

don't know okay now if your skin has ever peeled after bad scrape or burn you

know that the top layers have practically no color at all but spread

about in the lower layers of everybody's skin are tiny grains of dark brown coloring material called melanin melon means dark or black melanin is the name

of a dark brown coloring material in everyone's skin pretend for a minute

that this coffee is like the melanin in your skin

when looked at from a distance the tiny grains of brown melanin appears to make

skin and even brown or tan color if you have only scattered grains of melanin

your scan looks very light a medium amount of melanin makes a medium brown

skin tone and if you have a lot of melanin your skin is very dark brown and

all the shades in between are made up the same way but why does some people's

skin look pink ok yes there are some other things that affect skin color and

they are shared by dark and light skin people of life first have you ever

noticed that on your knuckles and under your fingernails and other places where your skin is stretched and thin it looks pink in the same way people who have

thin skin all over their body may have dark brown tan or light skin with a pink

or reddish tint and of course skin can change color in the Sun turn red when

you blush or turn pale when you're sick but these changes don't last and none of

these has as much to do with skin color as melanin melanin is the most important

coloring material and people in every part of the world have it so do people

come in all different colors now no they come in different shades of the same

color and more than that all people have the same kind of brain

and heart and eyes we can all love and laugh and because of that we are very

special indeed

did you know that long ago and once upon a time

marecus thought returned from Europe yesterday she has been studying painting in France and owns a small speaking his dog in the world

I do not admit that a woman can draw like that

a painter and a woman a long time ago that was unheard of nice girls did not leave home and certainly not to study painting but Mary

Cassatt knew what she wanted and she was determined to follow her dreams no matter what anyone thought a hundred years ago Paris was the place to go if

you wanted to study painting Paris France a city filled with museums and

was some of the great art of the world so mary went to paris to marry the best

way to learn to paint was to visit the museum's sit in front of a great painting and copy it that way mira can learn how other painters created

beautiful effects or how they could make people and the portraits look alive

and by putting little tiny dots all over a painting they could make it look like he was shimmering with a bright light

everything there I learned and she worked hard spending many days many

years studying she finally put to use to create her own work Mary's favorite subjects were families with children she painted her friends

and her relatives she especially loved to paint mothers and daughters for years

she painted and only a few people noticed her paintings

she painted to please herself her opinion of her own work was what matter

if she knew it was good and that was good enough eventually people began to

buy Mary's paintings and she became successful her paintings now hang in the

great museums of the world and she is considered one of America's most famous painters Mary Cassatt man isn't all my friend like to play top

oh stop with death come on is it yours yeah everything I want to play but and

you can't play your girl yeah go play dolls with all the girls I don't want to

play that sirens and taps spelling tougher we go that's real bad

quick let her play Tony for her I want to play we're going over to lie coming

back

I will come and I've been looking all over for you

what's the matter Carwin they won't spend top they don't wanna play with you generate grow they will pray with course I want

to spin tops boys play hopscotch in Jackson jump rope two and one it's tank

it's girls and boys working I spent ops with them I don't know cuz they don't want you to that's why and I think to ask our boys

are gonna give this to test for twice the size of the one in the answer hey

you see that I think that you should take enough one girl get carpet I'll let

you spin touch with us gonna give me an answer no

please listen I'm going to give you some questions that may be on tomorrow's test

I want you to take this home and study them this will be your homework for

tomorrow Earth's can you please pass this out give one to everybody sit down Richard sit down please continue all these

wonderful in the book okay but today you better let me spin tops yeah okay

what's the matter Carmen what happened Tony put my top down to the sword and

said he would let me play a fight if I give him the answers to the test but you know mr. t don't like us to sh*t but I wanted to spin tops

well you shouldn't do that Carmen getting fruits of other kids less

diversity to take their hands was away from him

Oh mr. T told me has a piece of paper he's going to cheat on us obtain Tony

come to my desk and bring that paper

what did I tell you about you not cheap what else it wasn't fair to all the

children did you study so much touch it like you to take the test anyhow and try

your best

don't forget to put your names today's day on

you take a drink of water yes I hope he gets a 50 Susan right there you go ah

saintil good fine see that you have studied oh wow Sita

very nice work Rosa very nice Tommy very nice work Tommy

seven is better than last time that's right I want you to keep up the good work Tommy yes very good Carmody it's very nice work what'd you get Karlin

none of your business it's only I'd like to see you please come with me

Tony you did fine at house no but you got a fifty and I'm sure that

if you will study you will get better grades look I know that you're intelligent and there's no reason for you to cheat -

that was right Rosita you didn't have to tell mr. to you about my papers but it wasn't right and that you will let comments pin tab so to those none of

your business but she's my friend it makes it my business she's not gonna help him cheat anymore

even if you let her spin tops with you okay that was rotted I'm sorry you might

have found the screw Tony hey Karan you're giving me a tap Tony that's

alright I can get another one okay let's go play top but you're a boy who can't

play taps with girls

hey what I think I got it

we need one cup of baking powder now this together flour baking powder and

salt in a big bowl now grown-up to help you knead the dough for about five

minutes or so if it's still too sticky dust it with a little flour now water

inch-thick is wise then we're about two inches inside now we've known each other

for a long time right that's right Lily ever since we were little kids then can

I ask you a question sure what is it have you ever told a little white lie who tells lies in colors