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01x14 - Episode 27 & 28

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Vegetable Soup". Aired: September 22, 1975 – December 14, 1978.*
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01x14 - Episode 27 & 28

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and now today's adventure of outerscope one the showdown city are in L annoyed

Henry know who the real thief is but they just can't get into his den we've

got to find something Oh

doorknob perfect oh I hope it works okay here goes oh it slips and easy it open

oh boy we discovered a secret highway

steering thing and I see Henry's glasses oh where I'm going to get them come back

Henry he might wake up that's better a

thief he's a thief all right he's been stealing from everyone and causing

terrible trouble he makes people hate each other that's why he calls himself hate good he's gotta be stopped but how Ellen oh I'm not sure but the

first thing we got to do is free Willie neck oh yes poor Willie and Edgar let's hurry is you ready for the big shootout yes ma'am

we're ready we're sent my old man better back will then let's get going

all right you grubbers this is it let's hit the trail showdown

phooey I just can't break loose we'll never be able to stop it really

Edgar we're going to set you free hey it's great to see you guys and you're

just in the nick of time why what do you mean yeah they blame each other for the

stealing they're gonna fight it out they hate each other but that's a terrible mistake that's what we think we know the grubbers don't

steal the Cobblers don't either and we found out who the real thief is oh it's a monster name hey Kurt he's been causing all the trouble he's made

them fight over nothing come on we've got to stop it

is you're ready Kaaba light we is ready grubbers we called this here showdown to

put an end to your sneaky ways our sneaky ways what about yours

you and your thievin pals has been ruining things around here for years

trim Cheers what you calls us tread troopers does yeah why you little

Kidder tows clubs you hear me you're gliding lumbering freely Fripp Spain

first our prisoners our prisoners - how did y'all escape and what you dude

busted up our sh**t down we'll stopping it because it's a mistake none of you

are thieves there's no reason to fight we found the real thief the real thief

what do you mean the real thief there was a real thief no no that's not

true it's really a monster named hate gut he's been secretly stealing from you

for years he's been causing all the trouble around here but none of you know about the wad stuff that's why he was able to do so much harm oh hey that made

you blame each other don't you say it can't be true they just can't be it's a

pack of lies there ain't no such monster but there is I tell you and we could

prove it come on we'll show you a secret home

but be quiet we don't want to wait the monster power is a secret whole are some

of our gold and our some of our grain you can even hear the monster store in

see I told you so

to be continued next time back at hate guts hole

good morning over seconds hours good morning looks it is out

good morning boys and girls and miss Michael I would like to thank you for

letting me come to talk to you this morning I am police officer Gonzalez

from the 9th precinct community relations you want to make friends with you if you have any problems that we may be able to help you you can come to

speak to us - any of you know what law is it is a rule and we have rules rules

in the school rules at home rules in the street right that we must obey as you

can see me you see my uniform you see I have a hat all right the shield now it is required that we wear a name plate and with your

permission I'll take my jacket off all right so are mine

this is a holster this is a revolver and I want to tell you that we only use the

g*n if it's necessary and this in the back its the pouch full of handcuffs

all right you all see them yes I come from Edward we are very lucky because in

Ecuador they can't be a policeman not every country South America has police

work but I know we feel that too so maybe we'll get to a coda one day maybe

years ago police women didn't have the same opportunities but today things have changed now we have the same opportunities as the police officers

male they're all police officers male and female

I also enjoy working with children most of the time they enjoy being with me and

having me around and helping them in problems that they have my children

they're very proud of the fact that I am a police officer so many times they'll in school they'll tell everybody and the teachers of

course my mom is a police officer and I'll tell them all about it

hello Fernando this is mommy how are you did you do your homework yet alright

we'll talk about it later solo I like working in the community because I enjoy these people I feel that people

do need me in the community especially Hispanic people some of which may not speak the language and I'm there and I

can translate and I can relate to them and they can relate to me most of the

time people feel better speaking to a female police officer instead of a man

I said job being a police officer is not an easy job but it's it's a rewarding

job I don't think that they serve any other job in the world like

there are many black Cowboys in the Wild West you just never heard of them

and one of the best was not loved when that load was 15 years old he left his

house and went to the Wild West to become a cowboy that was looking for

adventure and he found it he had to ride the toughest bronc in town to get his first job

a Cowboys job was a lot of work not found out there was a lot of danger and

weeks and weeks of living outdoors

that wrote a book telling about his adventures and in the book he wrote

after I'd won the sh**ting and loping on when Deadwood city tab named me Deadwood

d*ck and called me the champion Roper of the Western cattle country and I carried

that name to the rest of my life I got them onto fourteen b*llet wounds on

different parts of my body anyone would have k*lled an ordinary man not had a lot of famous friends like Bat Masterson Frank and Jesse James and

Billy the Kid

not like many of the other black Cowboys of the Wild West wasn't afraid to do

what he wanted to do and stood proud and tall on the fact that NAT Deadwood d*ck

glove was part of taming the Wild West

why don't you make friends today why don't you make today hi my name is

Jackie Forte and this is my girlfriend Donna let's play ball

I live at Easter hunt and 5th Street Brooklyn New York

Here I am with my mom and dad and my dog it see in the summer I love to play ball

and ride my bike but I also love to play with my dog collection I have all kinds

of dolls from all over the world I'd like to teach the world to sing in

perfect harmony I'd like to hold it in my arms and keep

it company i'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony

when I grew up I want to be a veterinarian because I love animals and

when pets get sick they need someone to take care of them and now we join the

big-game hunt the show which asks the question can a nice girl like cricket wicked find new games to play every day with the help of a small stuffed doll

named wrinkly vo in a three-minute cartoon with no commercial interruptions or will they be blitzed by the insidious iniquities of long John's spoil sport

that's me the rottenness two-dimensional character in show business yes here is

now in all his rampant rottenness what are you up to log John I'm getting set

to wreck any game you can name with my new and improved brand of rottenness

containing the specially formulated ingredient of selfishness plus extra

added greediness I thought they were supposed to be no commercial interruptions on this show ignore him all he wants to do is to cheat now let's

learn a city game played on the street honest 3 she says why honesty she

remarks because in the city there aren't enough Park so we can't play baseball

but our spirits don't droop all we needed some steps and we're set to place

to fall it's something like baseball except only

that you don't need a glove or a bass or a bat you throw at this step give it all

that you've got and if you hit the point that flies off like a shot if you don't clear the sidewalk or if it gets caught your team gets an out so

that's something you ought to avoid but if your ball should land on the street and bounce once that's a single wow that's really neat two bounces means

double a triple is three but if you want a homerun your arm has to be pretty

strong yes your arm must be strong I repeat because a homerun means hitting

that wall across the street you score just like baseball nine innings of play or until someone shows up to chase you away but keep one eye on traffic I warn

you emphatically cuz if a car hits you you lose automatically now let's see

what cricket can do with the ball right let's see her throw it now give it your

all now to throw a monkey wrench into their game wrong monkey wrench a home

run man stupid just cannot be beat it's the second best way of forgetting the

heat what's the best well the best way to cool off in summer is to turn on the

hose wow what a bummer

we're people I'd like to encode this photo somewhere people me

your people

mr. Ravi Karen sorrow and my friend Jan dar you because my middle name

hi Jackie hey that's mean I know why they said it this burger put my feet on

her boots employed and I put my middle name there you mean your middle name is lucky know if you care

it's why you kie you can't is a Japanese dude

my mother and father couldn't think of a need so my grandmother sent a letter and

it said today nice no child because of Japan it was just about to snow so

indeed be you care it's no a child that's really pretty

I really like it but it's so hard to say you can I could say yukia it's not hard

well is your name McDougal big deal

what does a Dean I don't know I wish I had a main light shineth sherbert

I wonder what a little dangerous let's go find out

Oh only turns once see batteries in here right

next-door neighbor's got a big dog his name's Jason - terrible name is akia it

means no child snow child because she was born in the winter Carlos what's

your middle name Fernando it's a movie stars in Mexico

what about you Alex we've seen this in Chinese but doesn't

mean it means forever famous

yes dear I haven't Italy wanted all of this it's Alicia

Alicia's I'm not so sure but it's a pretty name don't you think so my mother

thought it was pretty she thought I ought to happen what's your name Tyron it's named after dragon the dragon my middle name is dunya it means it's an

African name it means the whole world what a great name Daniel I think it

comes from the Bible

I think that means strong

I'd wonder what his mommy what's your dream Herbert but did it

come from

but my middle name is Wilfred that was my grandfather's name and it means peace

loving and that's what I am yeah I could tell everybody that my middle name isn't

yucky is you kid and it means no child yeah

we need one cup of baking powder now

this together flour baking powder and salt in a big bowl

stir in the water and mix it all now got a grown-up to help you knead the dough

for about five minutes or so if it's still too sticky just sit with a little

flour about two inches now come on it's all up to you whatever you do when we're

together shall we explore today through a world of colors and clay where the Sun is

strong and right where the earth is yellow and brown and there are few cities and towns

a story a poem let's think of one or two it really doesn't matter whether they're

made up or true remember what do you do is entirely up to you

white black white black white black white ma I wonder why they're called

dumb animals

and now today's adventure of outerscope one back at hate guts hole well we

finally showed the grubbers and the coprolites who's been stealing all their stuff some of our grain well what do you know I guess there really be a monster

well what do you know

sheriff's on be it true you never stole from us

never mere Peter pad and that how's about you pon my word sheriff we never

once done stole from you then it were the monster this whole time and this

here shoe down was all wrong what I heartily apologize mayor pitter pat and

I apologize to you sheriff saw it be that monsters fault he's the one to

blame we've got to put a stop his even Wade then we can all live together in peace

hands and neighbors we got nothing to fear it's high time we spoke to this

here hit got face to face us Kaabah lights and we grubbers and we humans to

us too we all stand together and together we'll do the deed now we

all know his lair he don't stand a chance equal liquors when we was fightin but he Kayleigh cos when we x' together oh he

don't give er one let's all stand together and call him out

how ugly if you ever see dares come near to hit guts hole who spies on the

treasures that he stole you oughta know us hey cut we the people you've been

stealing from you took our grave you took our gold you took my glasses

and you're sneaky ways made us blame each other but we found you out your

miserable monster look sharp look sharp for here I come my name is

hate got very spoiled fun go ahead hey gut try to hurt us now

you can't cuz wheeze all together look sharp look sharp now he inhales into his mouth everything sales sleigh hey good he

don't work when we're all together look sharp look sharp now he inhales into his mouth everything sails

you K do nothing to us no more hey got look sharp now he inhales into his mouth

everything sales Hey the monsters almost finished no one could love you will hate

god it's your own fault you could have used your mighty breath for doing good but you used it for evil we would've loved your haircut if you

done good instead of bad why we could still love you if you change hark what

is this that you say you might love hate good if he changed his way that's right

hate gut you could help us stay to hurt us you'd be out freely - why we love you

for it then hate guts evil deeds are ended the wrong he did can now be mended

never again will he commit a crime and he'll do good till the end of time you

can help put ruiers back together again you can repair kabul gulch in the jumping gee ranch hey gut will help hate gut will work from toil and trouble he

won't check Oh mayor Peter Pat you was wonderful and brave shucks sheriff saw

you was wonderful and brave too hey y'all let's go help our fern friend

fix up their spaceship remember in the bad old days hate that maybes nice folks

crashing don't ruin my ship now a good

Thank You mayor parapet this I took when I was bad I brought it back to make you

bland oh thanks hey good we couldn't fly without it gee thanks well folks it looks like you're about

ready to take off we sure glad you came along and helped make things better around here we're glad to

to be continued next time jewels of the sky and

Charles Eastman is my name and what boy would not be an Indian for a while he

thinks of the freest life in the world

in this book that I wrote I will tell you about my life as an Indian boy one

of the earliest memories of my childhood as a Sioux Indian is the ride I had on a

pony side a girl cousin of mine and I were put in fur-lined sacks and balanced

on each side of the pony I had a very pleasant game of peekaboo with a little

girl until we came to a big snowdrift then it was not so nice during the

summer nature is at her best and provides a lot of food for the Indian

all alike rich in the summer and all were alike poor in the winter and early

spring all boys were expected to go without food in water for two or three

days without showing any weakness or run for a day and a night without any rest

our games were with the bow and arrow there were foot and pony races and

wrestling we had play fights with mud ba*ls and

willow wands we played lacrosse made w*r upon bees and in the winter coasted on

the ribs of animals and buffalo ropes no people have better use of their five

senses than the children of the wilderness we could smell as well as

hear and see we could feel and taste in the wildlife I owe much to my early

training this life was mine until I was 15 when I went to live with the whites I

dedicate this book with love - oh hi ISA the second my son and now we

join the big-game hunt the show which asks the question can a nice girl like

cricket wicket find new games to play every day with the help of a small stuffed doll named ring Livio in a three-minute cartoon with no commercial

interruptions hauling must discover someday where that voice is coming from

oh well it's time for me to find what new game cricket has in mind well now

here's her dream let's take a glance she'd like a game where she can dance

meanwhile unbeknownst to our friends a sinister figure lurks stealthily in the

background yes it is I Long John spoilsport meaner than a bully with a

hangnail faster than a speeding spit ball

ignore him cricket now is our chance to find a game where you can dance and

quicker than you could say Long John spoilsport not that you would want to of

course our friends are off to visit a Kwakiutl Native American village

we're in the Great Northwest these kids are playing a game they know by the name

of Teague wah-wah-wah yuck we know what does that mean well the answers that it

just means trick the dancers the drummer plays a happy beat the kids begin to

move their feet the beat speeds up it gets quite fast the kids dance faster

till it last the drummer stops and they must freeze they must not move their arms or knees or anything they must keep staying as

they were when he stopped playing they must not fall or hop about because

if they do who then they are out each time the drummer stops some kid will

slide or twitch her slipper skid till only ones left standing there and he's

the winner fair and square he gets to play the drum next time let's

play well if you're ready I am hello again I just dropped in the wreck the

game what's the word for drum what's the word for dance what's the word for mean

nasty sneaky deceitful and rotten yes it is and now that I have swiped your drum

I shall forthwith Abscam for parts elsewhere I'm going to hide someplace

well you'll never find me what can we do Ringo well kids and cities play a game

that's very nearly just the same but they don't need a drum the way they play

so let's all go there right away the loss of our drum will not spoil this

occasion if we make good use of this Street decoration in the city our game

has a different name the kids call it statues but it's played just the same so

go on clap your hands tap your toes swing your feet and your arms once again Long John spoilsport is beaten curse is beaten again why don't

you make a new friend make a new friend make a new friend today I'm Connie Adams

and this is my brother Burt I'm 997 we live in Yucatan Alaska

there's lots of stuff to play and not many people

here's what we do when we're not in school when we were little this train

was still running

history never go baby I like going down to the beach near our house

we get to see all the crabs the fisherman caught

my dad's doing oil paints right now and pretty soon I like to do it too

this is a good place to be one thing about being a nose you never know what

you're going to smell next smell of garlic bread mmm garlic smells the worst

here have a sniff of this fresh peanut butter ice cream to clear your head

peanut butter I can't stand the smell of peanut butter all I could say is you're

missing a good smell you're the one who's missing something you sure you

don't have a stuffed nose a little head cold maybe or something like that I

don't really do well guys not all nose is like the same smells it depends on

what you're used to and the same goes for the way people smell smell is

another way that each person is an original we all have a personal body odor and that's what we're used to so other people's orders sometimes seem

strange to us one reason for these differences in smell comes from the

number of sweat glands we have sweat glands are tiny holes in the skin which

allow water inside to reach the outside and cool us when we are too hot some of

us have more of these sweat glands and so we sweat more freely

another difference comes from the food B foods which strong smells can add their odors to the sweat that comes from our

skin part of the fun of eating different foods is the many different smells they have and part of the fun of having many

different kinds of people in the world is that they have a variety of smells

people hi my name is Alex I'm teaching my friend cows the Chinese lion dance

which is done up all kinds of celebrations we're gonna do it Skoosh oh are you sure you look like an elephant no we're getting there

you should see the big guys from Chinese school to the lion dance at the club Chinese school yeah after regular school I got coach I knees with teachers and

everything yeah we learned Chinese and I belong to a club to dragons where is it

entire time

hey Alex come here

what's he doing here he's my friend Carlos well stab me that me he's my

friend yes you know only Chinese real out here were the Dragons no law says I

gotta have only Chinese for my friends boy you in trouble so what am I supposed

to do tell him to go home yes he's doing the lion dance with me at the school

shop so our problem over see you guys practice the lion dance he can't do the lion dance he doesn't even know what a

lion dance is I'm not kidding we've been practicing him for about two weeks and

besides he likes to learn Chinese stuff

we got from the you could do a lion dance they're not gonna like it come on okay

I knew you would

why don't you make a new friend make a new friend make a new friend today why

don't you make a new friend make a new friend make a new friend today all of

his squatting makes my knees hurt who are you my name is Jimmy and please

don't tease me about my size you're just the right size perfect for what position catch