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01x07 - Humf And The Scary Thing

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Humf". Aired: 2 March 2009.*
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British animated children's television programme centred on a furry creature of the same name and his exploration of the world.

01x07 - Humf And The Scary Thing

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[Music]

wish aand new day everybody's here to

laugh and

play everybody sing

[Music]

H everybody

hon Uncle har to my mom mom and my dad

are all there with me

and

[Music]

yay everybody sing

[Music]

hum hump found the scary

[Music]

thing one day mom was talking on the

telephone to her friend and hump was

watching television blah blah hump liked

to watch the singing program

sometimes he would sing along and do the

dances

too of a tissue a tissue We All Fall

Down but then the singing program was

over and another program came onah blah

blah blah blah blah blah hump had never

seen this program before and he wasn't

sure if he liked it

ooh it's a scary

[Music]

thing mom had turned the TV off she

wasn't on the phone anymore mom there

was a scary thing on the TV oh hump you

shouldn't watch scary things on TV but I

didn't know it was going to be

scary never mind you're all right now

and your friend Luna is coming to play I

was just speaking to her mom on the

phone okay okay mom left hump to play

while she went to do something

else but hump kept thinking about the

scary thing he had never seen a scary

thing before but he wondered if there

might be one in his

house there wasn't a scary thing under

the chair

[Music]

there wasn't a scary thing under the

sofa either but there was a smelly thing

it looked a little like a piece of toast

but it wasn't exactly the right

color hello hello hello hump what are

you doing I'm looking for a scary thing

oh did you find one no but I did find a

smelly thing ooh that's a yucky thing

hump you should throw it in the

bin so hump took the smelly thing to the

kitchen to throw it in the bin I hope

there's not a scary thing in the

bin is there no you should wash your

hands after touching that yucky thing

hump do you you think there's a scary

thing in the bathroom I don't

[Music]

know there aren't any scary things in

the B there aren't any scary things in

the sink but there is a wet thing that's

a face flannel you need to hang it up to

dry

[Music]

then hum and Lon went to play in his

room no scary things under the bed no

scary things in the toy

box no scary things behind the

curtains sometimes just looking for

scary things makes them go

away are there any scary things under

there no but but there is a fluffy

[Music]

thing it looks like a toy car I used to

have only

fluffier that's dust

oh a two it is my toy car hump felt very

happy he had found his old car and he

hadn't found any scary things

anywhere he and Lon played all afternoon

they played talking cars hello Mr h*nky

horn hello Mrs beep beep beep and ringer

ringer roses making up the words they

couldn't remember ring a ring of PES a

Pucket full of noses let's bump down and

they didn't think about scary things

anymore then in the afternoon Lon was

feeling a little tired so hump and Lon

sat down to watch television for a

little while the first program was very

[Applause]

funny but then the program

changed there it is the scary thing

that's a

crocodile oh I don't want the scary

thing to go snap snap snap I don't like

it when it goes snap snap

snap then hump had an idea

dear he remembered

[Music]

something hooray hooray is everything

okay in here Mom the scary thing is only

on the TV and I know how to make it go

away I turned it

off I think we should watch something

else now good idea

[Music]

then hump's Mom changed the channel on

the TV it was another very funny

[Music]

program and Lon fell asleep

[Music]