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01x16 - Humf And The Tickle Monster

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Humf". Aired: 2 March 2009.*
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British animated children's television programme centred on a furry creature of the same name and his exploration of the world.

01x16 - Humf And The Tickle Monster

Post by bunniefuu »

[Music]

you wish aand new day everybody's here

to laugh and

play everybody sing

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H

everybody so Lon unle hary to my mom mom

and my dad are all there with me

and

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yay hump found the Tickle

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Monster one day hump was waiting for

Wallace and Lon to come around hump went

to ask his mom when his friends were

going to get there but he didn't notice

his dad reading the newspaper watch out

hump I think I might be turning into a

tickle

monster hump liked it when his dad

turned into a tickle monster here I

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come you're not ready really a tickle

Wister you're my

dad yes I am but sometimes I do turn

into a tickle

monster hello hello hello

hello hi Willies Hi l Hi H hello

hello be careful of my dad sometimes he

turns into a tck

monster no he doesn't your dad is a

furry thing not a tickle monster he's a

tickle monster sometimes wace come on

I'll show you you are a tickle monster

sometimes Dad aren't

you don't be silly hump I'm a furry

thing a furry thing a furry thing I told

you most of the time but sometimes

s i turn into a tickle monster here I

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come Tickle Me Tickle

Me run away run

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away are you coming to get us here I

[Laughter]

come tickle loon tickle tickle

Lon here comes the Tickle Monster

Lon no I don't like the Tickle

Monster oh you don't hump's dad was a

little surprised he's stopping the

Tickle Monster right away no and anyway

I don't have any tickles yes she does

everyone has tickles I

don't I don't think Lon wants to play

this game but I do maybe you should play

something else something you all want to

play and hump's dad went back to read

his

paper shall we play doctors I like

playing

doctors do you have any doctor things h

no I don't think so but we can

pretend everyone has

tickles what about your neck Wallace

started to tickle lon's neck but loon

didn't giggle what about under your

Wings Wallace tickled under loon's wings

but loon still didn't

giggle what about your feet Wallace

tickled lom's

feet she giggled and

squealed no

stop and then she got

cross she does have tickles she does

have tickles but I don't like having

tickles you don't but everybody likes

tickles they make you

laugh I know but I still don't like them

I don't like them at all maybe we should

play doctors now instead of tickles yes

I like playing doctors but we have to

pretend about the doctor

things okay okay I'll be sick ah

I think wace is very sick this could be

my steper

coat so hump and Lun and Wallace all

played doctors for a while what's the

matter with Mr Wallace I have a broken

leg and a tummy ache and you need to

take your temperature too which was a

game that everybody liked maybe if I

tickle you it will make you feel better

and then hump and Wallace wanted to play

tickles again which was a game that they

liked and Lon

didn't so Lon played doctors by herself

for a while I think you need a medicine

now Mr

Puppy while hump and Wallace went to

find the Tickle

Monster oh no tickle monsters you got me

oh you got me

uh-oh I'm starting to turn into a tickle

Monster again

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