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01x30 - Wallace Pretends Too Much

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Humf". Aired: 2 March 2009.*
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British animated children's television programme centred on a furry creature of the same name and his exploration of the world.

01x30 - Wallace Pretends Too Much

Post by bunniefuu »

[Music]

hey you wish a brand new day everybody's

here to laugh and

play everybody sing

[Music]

H everybody

sing so Lon unle hary to my mom mom and

my dad are all there with me and you

[Music]

[Music]

yay wace pretends too

[Music]

much one day Wallace came to play with

hump hello Willis

[Applause]

oh Wallace is playing elephants

again Wallace liked playing elephants it

was his favorite

game do you want to play elephant

hump okay you need a sock to be your

long

[Applause]

nose sometimes playing elephants was

hump's favorite game

too hump and Wallace put socks on their

nose es so they could really look like

[Music]

elephants Oopsy

Daisy but it wasn't easy to keep a sock

on your

[Music]

[Applause]

nose come on crispy cake want to ride on

an

elephant sometimes the elephants gave

hump's cuddly toys a ride

[Music]

[Applause]

oops but it wasn't easy to ride on an

[Music]

elephant

oh let's play something else now okay

what shall we

play Let's Play

rhinoceroses what do rhinoceroses do

they have pointy noses pointy nose is

and they bump people like

this oh what is the other thing dinosur

do is they

charge

charge let's do that

[Music]

again

charge charge

George George George

[Music]

charge

charge oh

ouch let's not play rhinosaurus anymore

shall we build a castle with the

blocks I know let's play Lions what the

Lions do they roar roar

[Music]

R I'm going to put the fluffy thing on

so I look like a

lion you want to fluffy thing W raar no

I'm going to go

[Music]

hunting but humph wasn't sure he wanted

Wallace to play hunting

[Music]

maybe let's not play B

Lions go wace stop stop being a

[Music]

lion hump liked playing pretend games

too but sometimes Wallace pretended too

much

[Music]

so hump decided to make a castle with

the blocks all by

himself and Wallace decided to pretend

to be a lion all by

[Music]

himself where's hump gone Wallace

go hump was having fun making a

castle but he thought it would be more

fun fun to be making a castle with his

friend look Wallace was having fun being

a

[Music]

lion but he thought it would be more fun

to be a lion with his

friend can I help okay if you not been a

lion okay finished I'm not a lion

[Music]

anymore so hump and wace built a very

big castle together beep beep with very

tall towers and a place for the trains

and dump trucks to come in and out

[Music]

too what do you want to play now humph I

don't know what about playing animals

again

animals but we don't have to play lions

or

roseroses or

rhinoceroses lunchtime boys wash your

hands and come to the

table oh no where did all these

elephants come from what happened to

Wallis and

hump the elephants chased them away

we're only playing mom we're really will

and hump oh good

so Mom helped the elephants up to the

table and the elephants took off their

noses so they could eat their lunch