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01x32 - Humf Goes Very High

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Humf". Aired: 2 March 2009.*
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British animated children's television programme centred on a furry creature of the same name and his exploration of the world.

01x32 - Humf Goes Very High

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[Music]

hey wish aand new day everybody's here

to laugh and

play everybody sing

[Music]

H everybody

hon Uncle Harry too my mom mom and my

dad are all there with me

and

[Music]

yay

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everybody fireman

[Music]

wace one day hump was waiting for his

mom to take him upstairs to play with

Wallace sometimes mom took a long time

to get ready

first she was washing

dishes and then she wanted to brush her

fur blah blah blah blah and then she had

to make a quick phone callah blah blah

blah hump could hear Wallace upstairs

playing without him he was playing a

running around

game Wallace liked running around games

a

lot okay humph are you ready to go

upstairs to see Wallace now okay hump's

mom took hump upstairs to see

Wallace you are wet now are you being an

elephant no I'm being a fireman blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah no no no firemen have hoses for

squirting like this

who I think Wallace wants to be a

fireman when he grows up no I don't I

want to be a fireman now

who Wallace had a big fire engine it had

a ladder that went up and a hose that

you could pull out and wind up again

Wallace liked his fire engine a

lot

no fire engines are very loud I'm going

to be a fireman too I don't have any

more firing

hats that's okay I can be a Cowboy

fireman so Wallace and hump played

fireman and cowboy fireman together

[Music]

woo and they took turns pushing the fire

[Music]

engine

Hao pretend there's a fire up there yes

there's a fire up there there I have to

go up and put it

out be careful Wallace you could fall

off and get

hurt but I'm being a

fireman even firemen are not allowed to

claim in the kitchen

table come on hump let's put out a

different fire so Wallace and hump went

to put out a different

[Music]

fire no no

wooho this can make a better fire engine

for me help me climb

up push me push me

okay nino nino

nino but something had got in the way

and Wallace fell off the chair

ow be careful Wallace you're going to

get hurt I'm not hurt I'm a firan n no n

woohoo

even firemen need to be

[Music]

careful Pretend This is a fire station

yes this is the fire station this is

where the firemen go to sleep yes yes go

to sleep so fireman Wallace and cowboy

fireman hump went to sleep at the fire

station but then ring ring ring that's

the alarm quick put out the fire hump so

hump got up to put out the fire and he

carefully climbed down from the bed

that's not the way fire men get down

they slide down the pole like

[Music]

this ow ow ow ow Wallace had hurt

himself Wallace what have you done now

oh dear let me take a look at you ow

daddy that hurt

I think we ought to let the doctor have

a look at that foot

[Music]

Wallace I have to take Wallace to the

doctor sorry he's hurt his foot so hump

had to go home again and Wallace's dad

took Wallace to the

doctor and hump wondered if Wallace went

in an ambulance to see the doctor and

whether it went neor

n hump was sad that Wallace had hurt him

self and he was also sad that he had to

play by

himself where's the little elephant gone

now but later hump heard Wallace

upstairs again he had come back from the

doctor and he was playing a thumping

game it sounds like Wallace's

home can we go to see him I think that

would be very

nice so hump's Mom took hump up to see

Wallace Lookers come to see you

Wallace I like the big thing on your leg

is that for your funing game it's a boot

it means I got sprained Wallace sprained

his ankle he has to wear the boot for a

few days until it's better he has to

rest and take it easy come on humph

let's play fire

engines but resting was not very easy

for Wallace

n n

n ow be careful

wace and hump wondered if he might have

to wear the boot for a very long

[Music]

time you new day everybody's here to

laugh and

play everybody sing home

[Music]

everybody sing

hon Uncle Harry too my mom and my dad

are all there with me

and

[Music]

yay everybody sing home

hump

[Music]

Shadow one day hump was on the floor

playing with his dinosaurs come on you

don't want to miss the

[Music]

parade but his dad had another idea it's

such a sunny day why don't we go to the

park yay

[Music]

so hump and his dad set off for the

park and the Sun was shining in the

sky but by the time they got to the park

it wasn't sunny

anymore oh dear maybe I should have

brought an umbrella I want an

umbrella and then it turned sunny

again silly dad

hump looked for his friends but they

weren't in the park

[Music]

today hump didn't

mind sometimes he liked to play on his

own and the sun was playing

too sometimes it's

sha sometimes it hid behind the clouds

and then peaked out again

[Music]

and then hump noticed something else my

shadow hello

shadow hump's shadow was a funny

thing it liked to follow hump

around and copy everything he

[Music]

did see if you can do this

[Music]

hun says Shake Your Hands

[Music]

about look Dad it's my shadow

see yes looks like he's copying you

again hump liked his shadow

[Music]

but then the sun hid behind a cloud

again and when hump looked down his

shadow was

gone shadow shadow where have he

[Music]

gone hump looked all around the park but

he couldn't find his shadow go

anywhere I think it's time to go home

now hump but I can't find my

shadow it's cloudy now and it looks like

it's going to rain hump was worried

about his shadow will my shadow be okay

all alone in the park but Dad didn't

answer because it was starting to rain

hump's dad hadn't brought an umbrella so

he used his newspaper instead

[Music]

bed hump hadn't brought an umbrella

either so he used the newspaper for an

umbrella

too I hope my shadow has a newspaper to

keep it

dry back at home hump looked out the

window he wondered where Shadows go when

it

[Music]

rains hump was very very quiet at tea

time he was thinking about his

[Music]

shadow he wondered what Shadows like to

eat after tea hump got ready for

bed he chose a bedtime

story and waited for his dad to come and

read it to

[Music]

him but when he turned on the bedside

light he had a surp surprise my shadow

haha you did come home after

all hello humph are you ready for a

bedtime story yes and look my shadow

wants a bedtime story too and then hump

noticed an even bigger shadow on the

wall dad your Shadow came

too yes it

did so Dad read hump the Bedtime Story

Once upon a time there was a little

green bus that lived in the country and

Dad's Shadow read hump's Shadow a

bedtime story too and traveled from town

to town picking up all the people and

then the Little Bus went back to the bus

garage and went to sleep and when the

story was finished humph kissed his dad

good

night good night humph and his shadow

kissed his dad's Shadow good night

too good night

Dad good night

shadow shadow why you

there oh sorry I didn't mean to wake you

up but I couldn't see you in the

dark I'll turn up the light so we can

both go to sleep good

[Music]

night hey you wish a brand new day

everybody's here to laugh and

play everybody

[Music]

sing everybody saying

h w

Uncle Harry too my mom and my dad are

all there with me and you

[Music]

yay everybody sing

[Music]

H Flora comes to

[Music]

babysit one night hump's Mom and Dad

were getting ready to go out Uncle Harry

was coming to baby sit and he was

bringing his girlfriend Flora

too he's here he's

here hump liked Uncle Harry a lot hello

hi hello humph hi hump liked Uncle

Harry's girlfriend Flora too but where's

Uncle Harry he'll be here soon humph

he's coming straight from work okay

hump's Mom and Dad talked with Flora in

the kitchen blah blah blah blah blah and

hump played driving his tractor over the

sofa and waiting for Uncle

Harry and then the phone rang hello and

hump's dad answered it blah blah blah

blah blah

[Music]

blah we're going to go out now

hump but where's Uncle Harry he's

supposed to babysit me Uncle Harry just

phoned he's running late but he should

be here soon and in the meantime Auntie

Flora can look after you oh hump liked

Flora too but he had never heard her

called Auntie Flora before I'm sure you

and Flora will have a lovely

time but I want Uncle Harry to worry my

bedtime story with silly fores oh don't

worry hump Harry will be here in plenty

of time to read your bedtime

story so hump's Mom and Dad went out but

there was still no Uncle

Harry shall we have some supper humph

your mom tells me that pasta is your

favorite what Uncle Harry always makes

me peanut butter sandwiches does he well

give guess what I know how to make

peanut butter sandwiches too

really yes um but I don't know where the

bread is it's over there hump told Flora

where to find the

bread and where to find the peanut

butter but Flora found the plates all by

herself and she made hump for peanut

butter sandwich t

can you cut it up like Uncle Harry does

I'll

[Music]

try but Uncle Harry Cuts them the other

way oh Oh you mean in

triangles okay I can cut it into

triangles and Flora cut hump sandwich

into lots of teeny tiny peanut butter

sandwiches and they were all triangle

Les hump had never had that many peanut

butter sandwiches

before but there was still no Uncle

Harry so after supper Flora ran hump a

bath and hump played in the bubbles and

Flora played too oo can the cow come in

the bath

[Music]

too hump and Flora played swimming

airplanes

and pigs like to Splash oo

spash and then it was time to come

out that's not my

towel that's Dad's

towel and that's my mom's towel my towel

is low oh silly

[Music]

me soon hump was all ready for bed but

there was still no Uncle

Harry where's Uncle Harry Flora I don't

know but I'm sure he'll be here soon but

I want Uncle Harry to read my bedtime

story well guess what I know how to read

bedtime stories too but Uncle Harry

makes silly voices and I know how to

make silly voices

so hump got a book to read and he

climbed into

bed and Flora started to read the story

and made some very silly voices the pig

was very happy and he put on his best

hat good morning Mr kitten or should I

call you

cat and then the doorbell rang I wonder

who that can be Uncle Harry he's here

he's here

hello humph how's my favorite little

furry thing come and listen Uncle Harry

Flora is reading me a story and she's

making silly voices

Oh does flora know how to make silly

voices too yes I

do so Uncle Harry and hump listened

together to Flora reading the rest of

the story and the dog and the kitten the

Pig and the cow finished their song and

they took a deep

[Music]

bow good night

humph good

night hump liked Uncle Harry a lot and

he liked Auntie floraa a lot too