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01x43 - Humf And Wallace Fall Down

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Humf". Aired: 2 March 2009.*
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British animated children's television programme centred on a furry creature of the same name and his exploration of the world.

01x43 - Humf And Wallace Fall Down

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Fireman Wallace

[Music]

hey wish aand new day everybody's here

to laugh and

play everybody sing

[Music]

H everybody

hon Uncle Harry too my mom mom and my

dad are all there with me

and

[Music]

yay

[Music]

everybody fireman

[Music]

wace one day hump was waiting for his

mom to take him upstairs to play with

Wallace sometimes mom took a long time

to get ready

first she was washing

dishes and then she wanted to brush her

fur blah blah blah and then she had to

make a quick phone callah blah blah blah

hump could hear Wallace upstairs playing

without him he was playing a running

around

game Wallace liked running around games

a

lot okay humph are you ready to go

upstairs to see Wallace now okay hump's

mom took hump upstairs to see

Wallace you are wet now are you being an

elephant no I'm being a fireman blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah no no no firemen have hoses for

squirting like this

who I think Wallace wants to be a

fireman when he grows up no I don't I

want to be a fireman

now Wallace had a big fire engine it had

a ladder that went up and a hose that

you could pull out and wind up again

Wallace liked his fire engine a

lot

no fire engines are very loud I'm going

to be a fireman too I don't have any

more firing

hats that's okay I can be a Cowboy

fireman so Wallace and hump played

fireman and cowboy fireman together

[Music]

woo and they took turns pushing the fire

[Music]

engine

Hao pretend there's a fire up there yes

there's a fire up there there I have to

go up and put it

out be careful Wallace you could fall

off and get

hurt but I'm being a

fireman even firemen are not allowed to

claim in the kitchen

table come on hump let's put out a

different fire so Wallace and hump went

to put out a different

[Music]

fire no no

wooho this can make a better fire engine

for me help me climb

up push me push me

okay nino nino

nino but something had got in the way

and Wallace fell off the chair

ow be careful Wallace you're going to

get hurt I'm not hurt I'm a firan n no n

woohoo

even firemen need to be

[Music]

careful Pretend This is a fire station

yes this is the fire station this is

where the firemen go to sleep yes yes go

to sleep so fireman Wallace and cowboy

fireman hump went to sleep at the fire

station but then ring ring ring that's

the alarm quick put out the fire hump so

hump got up to put out the fire and he

carefully climbed down from the bed

that's not the way fire men get down

they slide down the pole like

[Music]

this ow ow ow ow Wallace had hurt

himself Wallace what have you done now

oh dear let me take a look at you ow

daddy that hurt

I think we ought to let the doctor have

a look at that foot

[Music]

Wallace I have to take Wallace to the

doctor sorry he's hurt his foot so hump

had to go home again and Wallace's dad

took Wallace to the

doctor and humph wondered if Wallace

went in an ambulance to see the doctor

and whether it went neor

n hump was sad that Wallace had hurt him

self and he was also sad that he had to

play by

himself where's the little elephant gone

now but later hump heard Wallace

upstairs again he had come back from the

doctor and he was playing a thumping

game it sounds like Wallace's

home can we go to see him I think that

would be very

nice so hump's Mom took hump up to see

Wallace Lookers come to see you

Wallace I like the big thing on your leg

is that for your funing game it's a boot

it means I got sprained Wallace sprained

his ankle he has to wear the boot for a

few days until it's better he has to

rest and take it easy come on humph

let's play fire

engines but resting was not very easy

for Wallace

n

n ow be careful

wace and hump wondered if he might have

to wear the boot for a very long

[Music]

A New Day

time a new day everybody's here to laugh

and

play everybody sing h

[Music]

everybody

hon Uncle Harry too my mom and my dad

are all there with me and you

[Music]

yay everybody

[Music]

Lon goes far

away one day lon's Mom took hump and Lon

to the park and Lon brought baby bird

thing in her push chair too look it's a

yellow leaf I'm going to keep it can I

push the push chair now okay humps I'm

going to go on the grass and look for

[Music]

leaves it wasn't easy to push the push

chair on the grass but hump didn't

mind you shouldn't push the push chair

on the grass hump it's too bumpy but I

like it when it's bumpy but baby bird

thing falls out

oh so hump and LOM took the push chair

back to the path I found another Leaf

hello hello

hello hi wace I found two leaves an

orange one and a yellow one I want to

find some leaves too and I want to push

you a push

chair this is a racing push chair

now I found a leaf

Loom there are lots of leaves near the

trees don't go too far away you two you

need to stay where we can see you okay

vroom vroom

vroom vroom I found another Leaf I found

lots of leaves look at me

[Music]

Boom

Room

oops baby bird thing doesn't like going

on the grass wace because she always

falls out oh

Okay blah blah blah blah lon's Mom lon's

Mom can you hold this thing please aha

I'm going to push the racing push chair

on the grass okay Wallace but don't go

too far

away I'm going to put my leaves in the

push chair and I'm going to put me in

the push chair haha no wace you're too

big big you'll break it I won't break it

I'm only a tiny

baby give me a push

okay so hump tried to push Wallace in

the push chair on the grass faster

faster but it wasn't

easy loom looks a little tiny

now airplanes look very tiny when

they're up in the sky that's me means

they're far away faster H

[Music]

faster oh you're too

heavy Lon hump called out but Lon

couldn't hear him so he called louder

Lon but Lon still couldn't hear him so

he called even louder

Lon and Lon heard him Hi H but she

didn't come

back let's go back to the playground

it's too slow on a garage

okay blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah it was much easier to push the push

chair without Wallace in

it blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah and it was even easier to push the

push chair in the playground

faster faster hum Wallace where's Lon I

thought you were all playing

together hump stopped pushing Wallace

and looked for

Lon but he couldn't see her

anywhere and neither could

Wallace and then they did see see

her there she

is

[Music]

look oh my Lon

Lon Lon

[Music]

Lon oh Lon I told you to play where we

could see you oh look how far we are

from the playground now

Lon looked and humen Wallace looked too

the playground did look very tiny and

very far

away sorry Mom I wasn't looking at the

playground I was only looking at the

leaves but you need to look at where

you're going too Lon oh I think maybe

it's time to go home now

okay

wao oh no I broke it I broke it no you

didn't you only tipped it over

[Music]

oh but it's only for baby bird thing

really and for

leaves yes and for

[Music]

leaves so Lon put baby bird thing back

in the push chair with all the leaves

and they all pushed her home

[Music]

Everybody Sings

again hey you wish a brand new day

everybody's here to laugh and

play everybody

[Music]

sing everybody sing

H W Salon Uncle Harry too my mom and my

dad are all there with me

and

[Music]

yay everybody

[Music]

sing hump

Uncle Harry

B Uncle Harry look I'm up

here Uncle Harry

hello

[Music]

hump one day Uncle Harry came to

[Music]

visit I brought you a present

today Uncle Harry didn't always bring

hump a present but sometimes he did and

on this day Uncle Harry brought hump a

floppy

thing thank you for my fluffy thing

Uncle Harry

it isn't a floppy thing humph

[Music]

watch it's a

ball

oh thank you for my ball Uncle

Harry humps new ball was very boun

[Music]

see hump and Uncle Harry bounced it in

the sitting

[Music]

room and in the

bedroom

oh and in the kitchen

uhoh

whoops why don't you and Uncle Harry go

to the park with your new ball okay

Uncle

Harry

okay so hump and Uncle Harry took the

bouncy ball to the

park

wow hump's friend Wallace was in the

park too o

oh I got it Uncle

Harry what's that it's a present from

Uncle

Harry it was a floppy thing but now it's

a

ball how high can it bounce very high up

to here hi higher than that here higher

than

that up to the

sky

probably can I try Okay Wallace bounced

the ball very

hard wow that was very high I can make

it go higher than that

[Music]

watch Chapo

oops I have to go home now bye

bye humph looked at the ball in the

tree but he wasn't tall enough to get it

down by

himself blah blah blah blah come on Mom

come

on and then hump had an idea he tried to

reach the ball with a stick

[Music]

but he wasn't tall

[Music]

enough so hump found a longer

[Music]

stick it was not easy to keep a very

long stick pointing up still hump kept

trying until he got the ball down all by

himself but then hump heard a funny

noise the ball was whispering

hump like Whispering too the ball got

floppier and floppier and floppier and

floppier until it wasn't a ball

anymore look Uncle Harry it's a fluffy

thing

again oh dear humph let me have a look

it's all right I like fluffy things too

Uncle Harry blew into the floppy

[Music]

thing but the floppy thing didn't turn

into a ball again that's no

good so Uncle Harry took hump and the

floppy thing home

[Music]

again and Uncle Harry found a special

plaster to put on the floppy thing and

make it better

[Music]

and when he blew it up again hump had a

ball with a blaster on it poor ball

thank you Uncle hary but I don't think

my ball wants to bounce anymore doesn't

he no I think maybe he wants to do

something quiet instead

hump took his ball with a plaster on it

to do something

quiet once upon a time there was a

little green

bus who used to pick up all the people