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01x46 - Humf Puts It In The Bin

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Humf". Aired: 2 March 2009.*
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British animated children's television programme centred on a furry creature of the same name and his exploration of the world.

01x46 - Humf Puts It In The Bin

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[Music]

hey you wish a brand new day everybody's

here to laugh and

play everybody sing

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H everybody

sing so Lon unle hary to my mom mom and

my dad are all there with me and you

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yay everybody

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hump hump and all the

stars one evening hump was driving his

favorite truck around the

window it was getting dark in the sky

and the street lights were coming on and

then the light came on in hump's bedroom

too Dad hello hump I thought you might

like to see what you were doing supper

time ah it sounds like it's time to wash

our hands hump wasn't tall enough to

reach the sink by himself and that's why

he had a special step to stand

on

uh-oh what happened to the light I think

the bulb has

blown oh not to worry I just need to

change the

bulb hump's dad was very clever and hump

liked to help him when he was doing

clever

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things hump's dad looked for a light

bulb in the cupboard and hump helped aha

ha can I carry the light bulb okay

hump hump's dad was very

clever okay I need the light bulb now

hump and humph liked to help him when he

was doing clever

things

um actually humph can you hold the torch

for

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me hump liked shining the torch about it

was very

bright um humph you need to shine it up

at the ceiling so I can see what I'm

doing oh so hump Shone the torch up at

the

ceiling but it wasn't

easy left a bit I mean on the ceiling

not on the

wall that's it oh dear I can't reach

hump's Dad wasn't tall enough to reach

the light bulb by

himself humph wait I thought you were

helping

me so hump gave him his special step to

stand

on you can be tall like

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me thank you hump that was very

clever and then Dad was tall enough to

take out the old light bulb and put in

the new

one hump helped me change the light bulb

well he is a very clever furry

thing must take after his

dad uh-oh you blew out another light

bulb dad I didn't blow out the light

bulb PP

all the lights have gone out it must be

a power cut hump didn't know what a

power cut was but he hoped his mom and

dad knew how to fix

it h all the lights in the street are

out we'll have to wait for the power to

come back

on the car lights are still

on look at all the little lights in the

sky there those are the stars

humph the star lights are still on Dad

but the lights in the house were not

[Music]

working so hump's Mom lit some candles

and put them on the

table hump's mom was very clever too

this is nice

after dinner the lights didn't come back

on and hump wondered if his mom and dad

did know how to fix a power

cut mom why the candles we go about I

don't know

humph I think they just like

dancing hump's clever mom put the candle

in the bathroom when he had his bar

and hump's clever Dad used the torch to

read him a story and hump helped and

then the little green bus went back to

the bus garage and went to

sleep and still the lights didn't come

back on good night

humph it was very dark in the house with

no lights on but hump didn't mind

he could see the star lights in the

window can I have the curtains open I

like the

Starlight okay humph good

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night the power cut is over all the

lights are working again good night

again h

[Music]

good night again Dad hump's clever mom

and dad had fixed the power cut after

all good night little

Starlights good

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night you wish a brand new day

everybody's here to laugh and

play everybody sing h

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everybody

singon Uncle Harry to my mom and my dad

are all there with me and you

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yay everybody

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hump puts it in the

bin one day hump's mom bought hump a new

bucket at the

supermarket it was a special bucket for

making sand castles and it looked just

like an upside down

Castle on the way home hump's mom took

him to the park so he could try it

out Lon was in the park with her mom too

hi hump hello Lon I've got an new bucket

for making sand castles

oh hump and Lon went to the sand pit to

make a sand castle using hump's new

bucket

ready

oh but it wasn't easy

there's something on the bottom of my

new

bucket that's a sticker from the

shop you can take it off if you want

to humph tried to take the sticker off

the bucket but it wasn't

easy it's a very good sticker

then stick it on something

else

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[Laughter]

okay blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

look mom I've got a

sticker

lovely what does it

say it says you cost 49

hump and Lon went back to make another

sand

castle somebody might buy you hump like

in a

shop but humph didn't think he wanted

somebody to buy him so he decided to

take the sticker off

again oh but it wasn't

easy hum that's

litter that's not slitter that's my

sticker If it's on the ground it makes

it

litter you have to put it in the bin

okay hump picked up the sticker

again and put it in the

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bin and Lon found a paper cup this is

litter

to is that newspaper

litter yes that's litter

I'm going to put it in the

bin HS liked putting things in the

bin can a banana skiny litter yes but

it's very yucky

humph don't pick that up it's dirty but

it's little I want to put it in the bin

I'll do it h

hump's mom used the tissue to pick up

the yucky banana skin and put it in the

bin it's very good to put litter in the

bin but you can't pick up everything you

find in the Park oh I think maybe it's

time to go home now I think it's time to

go home

too so they all started to go home

together

oh and then hump remembered about his

new bucket shaped like a castle and he

ran back to the sand pit to get

it later at home hump found a newspaper

on the floor newspapers on the floor

were litter too and it wasn't

yucky so hump put it in the

bin hump liked to put things in the bin

lunchtime hump lunchtime dad

[Music]

after lunch hump helped his mom clear

up by putting the crumbs in the bin

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too and he put the milk bottle in the

recycling thank you humph and then hump

went to play with his

toys but his dad was looking for

something have you seen my newspaper I

thought I left it on the sofa I know

where it is I put it in the

bin but I was still reading

that hump's dad looked in the bin but

the bin was empty there's nothing in the

bin I was just about to take the rubbish

out hump's mom opened the bag of rubbish

and hump's dad found his newspaper again

but it looked a little yucky now

oh well at least the page I want is

still clean what about the other pit you

can put that bit in the bin if you like

hump actually humph newspaper should go

in the

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recycling hump's dad liked to write the

letters in the little boxes in the

newspaper and hump liked putting things

in the bin and in the recycling

[Applause]

[Music]

hey you wish a brand new day everybody's

here to laugh and

play everybody

[Music]

sing everybody saying

H salon Uncle Harry too my mom and my

dad are all there with me

and

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yay everybody s

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h Uncle Harry's

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magic hello

hump uncle un

Harry One Day Uncle Harry came to have

lunch with humph and his mom and his dad

humph loved his Uncle Harry oh humph I

think you have a penny behind your ear

let me take a

look how did you do that

magic Mom Dad look Uncle Harry is

Magic is he

really yes he found a penny behind my

ear does my dad have any pennies behind

his

is no your dad just has a bit of dirt

behind his

ears okay

Harry but your mom

does oh see he here's magic

mom where did you learn to do that

anyway Harry okay

everybody Lunch is

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ready if you want to see Uncle Harry do

some more magic hump just watch how much

food he can make

disappear silly dad sometimes hump's dad

was very

silly after lunch hump's friends Wallace

and Lon came to

play and hump's mom and dad and uncle

Harry all sat in the sitting room and

talked blah blah blah blah and hump and

his friends went to play in his room my

Uncle Harry is Magic he found a penny

behind my

ear a real penny

yes real magic men wear hats

and they have magic wands I'm going to

be a magic

man finding a penny is not real

magic that's just a

trick look at my

hat I'm going to be a magic man

too real magic men make rabbits come out

of hats and they make people disappear

too

I'm going to make Mr Puppy come out of a

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hat my Uncle Harry is Magic he is he

is look at me look at

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me you are magic really aren't you Uncle

Harry make me disappear make me

disappear

[Laughter]

okay Tada Wallace has

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disappeared that's not

magic he's behind

you

oops see there he

is wow Lon you must be magic too you

brought Wallace back

[Music]

Lon has a magic wand does she yes Uncle

Harry and it has a star on it and it's

sparkly but it's not a real magic wand

it's only a pretend

one oh that's a shame Uncle Harry can

you make a penny come out from behind

Lun here no humph I'm sorry but Lon

doesn't have any pennies behind her ears

see he's not a real magic

man butoon does have a penny under her

Wing no I

don't not that Wing this

one

yay

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yay how did you do

that magic

magic magic magic magic he is Magic H I

know you are magic a little bit aren't

you Uncle Harry maybe a little

bit goodbye humph I have to go home now

see you soon goodbye everybody bye bye

bye Harry see you

soon and now for my next trick I'm going

to make myself

disappear you are oh yes ahaz

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them I've

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disappeared there he is bye bye

bye he is Magic a little bit

Alam and hump and Lun and Wallace all

played being magic for the rest of the

afternoon

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Alakazam Alakazam

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