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01x66 - Loon's Blackboard

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Humf". Aired: 2 March 2009.*
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British animated children's television programme centred on a furry creature of the same name and his exploration of the world.

01x66 - Loon's Blackboard

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[Music]

you wish a new day everybody's here to

laugh and

play everybody sing

[Music]

H everybody sing

H so Lon Uncle Harry too my mom mom and

my dad are all there with me and you

[Music]

yay

[Music]

everybody lon's best

friend one day hump's mom was taking

hump downstairs to play with his friend

Lon Lena said I'm her best

friend that means she likes me best

that's great it's very nice to have a

best friend hello hump blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah Hi Alon hi hump hello

hump was very surprised he had never

seen buer at lon's house

before is buer your friend too yes bu is

my best friend

[Music]

let's play

helicopters okay choa choa choa and I'm

your best friend

too you're my old best friend hum bua is

my new best friend now but we can both

be your best friends ch ch ch ch ch

don't be silly you can only have one

best friend or they won't be the best

[Music]

but hump wanted to be lon's best friend

too Lon and buer wanted to play

helicopters and airplanes but there were

only two flying things so hump had to

use a truck and pretend it was a flying

thing and when they played princesses

Lon let bua wear her

Tiara but humph had to be the Dragon

[Music]

R go away dragon go

away and when they played tea parties

hump had to have the green cup blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah even though the green cup was

not his

favorite so hump went to see lon's Mom

can I go home now please is everything

all right are you all playing

nicely yes we're playing very

nicely yes but I want to go home

now so lon's Mom took hump home

again blah blah blah blah blah blah and

hump's mom invited Wallace to come and

play

instead when hump and Wallace played

flying things they had two flying things

each now let's play

elephants because playing elephants is

my favorite

[Music]

game Luna and baa are going to the

park do you want to go to the park wace

yes yes yes going to the Park is my

favorite thing

too so humph asked his mom and she took

hump and Wallace to the park

two let's play elephants now

[Music]

okay but then hump saw Lun and buer

bouncing on the bouncy things gety up

giraffe

[Music]

wo why aren't you playing anymore I am

playing will you be my best friend wace

elephants don't have best

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

friends but we're not really

elephants okay he we are best friends so

can we play elephants now

[Music]

[Music]

yes one

2 hi what are you playing we're playing

elephants m

can I play woo

woo yes another elephant another

elephant and then hump and Wallace and

bu all played elephants

together but Lon

[Music]

didn't bua wait you're my best

friend but we can all be best friends no

you like you only have one best friend

all they want to be the best that's

silly yes that's very silly but Lon said

that but I changed my mind oh then let's

all be best friends and please let's

play

elephants can we play elephant

princesses elephants don't have

princesses

but we can all play Ordinary elephant

Saloon and we can all be best

friends and that is just what they

The Purple Furry Thing

[Music]

did wish a brand new day everybody's

here to laugh and

play everybody sing

[Music]

everybody

hon Uncle Harry to my mom and my dad are

all there with me and you

[Music]

yay everybody say

sitting next to Uncle Harry looking this

way and that which was the way out and

suddenly he saw a door one day Uncle

Harry was telling hump's story about a

purple furry thing and he climbed on a

horse and bounced his way through the

forest bouncy bouncy

bouncy hump liked it when Uncle Harry

made up stories and then the purple

furry thing jumped in the boat and rode

across the ocean roll roll

roll Uncle Harry's stories were very

silly and then the doorbell

[Applause]

rang hello hello hello

hi and then the purple furry thing

jumped out of the rowing boat and onto

the shore hello where he met a green

hairy thing and a pink feathery thing

and they all lived happily ever after in

the castle made of ice

cream the end hi humph do you want to

play elephants elephants but I wanted to

play

[Music]

dinosaurs so hump and his friends played

dinosaurs

together and Uncle Harry was the biggest

dinosaur of

all lunchtime

dinosaurs and then it was time to have

lunch can I sit next to Uncle Harry I

want to sit next to Uncle Harry too and

I want to sit next to Uncle

Harry you can't all sit next to Uncle

Harry he only has two sides but I can

wace that's my

chair why don't you sit opposite me hump

that way I can see

you so Lon sat at one side of Uncle

Harry and Wallace sat at the other

side and hump sat opposite Uncle Harry

and they all had lunch

together and then the doorbell rang

again I want wonder who that

is I think I

know hello

hello

Flora it was Uncle Harry's girlfriend

Flora hello hump my second favorite

furry

thing after lunch Uncle Harry and Flora

took hump and his friends to the park

let's play dinosaur was in the park can

I hold your hand Uncle Harry I Want to

Hold Your Hand too I want to hold Uncle

Harry's

hand you can't all hold my hand I only

have

two oh doesn't anyone want to hold my

hand I do me

too I think Uncle Harry wants to hold

your hand because he's your boyfriend

oh I know I'll hold lon's wing and Loom

can hold Flora's other hand and then we

can do this

we I want to do that me too me too me

too okay okay but wait until we get into

the park then everyone can have a

turn so h held Flora's other

hand and Wallace held Uncle Harry's

other

hand and Lon stayed in the middle

wee until they got to the park and then

hump and Wallace each had a turn

yay haha I'm going to do a

[Music]

trip and then Uncle Harry swung hump

around like an

airplane and Flora swung Wallace around

like an

airplane and Lon flapped her wings and

flew like an airplane

too it was fun going to the park with

flora and Uncle

Harry hump and Wallace and LOM went to

play in the

playground and Uncle Harry and Flora sat

next to each other on the bench and they

held hands

and they all held hands when Uncle Harry

and Flora brought everyone home again

look at this trip look at

[Music]

this can you make up another story now

Uncle Harry Another Story Another Story

please Uncle

Harry all right then I'll make up

another

story can I sit on your lap I want sit

on Uncle Harry's lap too I do too

please so Uncle Harry made up another

story The Purple furry airplane said

that they should go north but the pink

feathery airplane thought they should go

south and it was a very silly story too

circles pink feathery circles and purple

furry circles

it seemed like they were going to be

there

Loons New Day

[Music]

forever hey you wish a brand new day

everybody's here to laugh and

[Music]

play everybody saying

H so

Uncle Harry too my mom and my dad are

all there with me

and

[Music]

yay everybody

[Music]

sing hump is very

Hump is Very Big

[Music]

big one day hump was playing with his

friends Wallace and Lon

hump is a furry thing Lon is a feathery

thing and Wallace is a hairy thing

what's

that that's a

giraffe no it's not it's a measuring

thing it shows you how big you

are see that's how big I

am oh let me have a turn

that's how big I am when I

fly see how big I

am oh dear oh dear what's all the

excitement over here we're trying to see

how big we are yes we want to do the

measuring

thing okay well why don't you each take

a turn standing in front of the giraffe

and I'll show you how big you are me

first me first me me me

so hump and his friends each took a turn

standing in front of the giraffe

measuring

thing and hump's dad made a line at the

top of their heads so they could see how

big they

[Music]

were look how much you've grown

humph this line shows how big you were

the last time we measured you

I've grown too I used to be a baby and

now I'm big I was very little when I was

a baby I used to be only this big when I

was a

baby when you were first born you were

about this

big let's see how big you

are humph your dad is much bigger than a

gir

[Music]

I have very big hands I have very big

hands too I don't have hands I have

wings that's because I can

fly I have a very big mouth

[Music]

a I have big feet I have big feet

too

oh my feet are the littlest of

but one day I'll have big feet like my

dad and be as big as a

droth and I'm going to be bigger than

the sofa I'm going to be even bigger

than two sish and all the way up to the

ceiling but then we won't fit under the

table anymore more I like fitting under

the table when I grow up I'm going to be

a dinosaur and then I won't even fit in

a whole room but you're a hairy thing

okay then I'm going to be a racing car

room

V I'm going to be a doctor when I grow

up because then I can make people better

racing cars don't need doctors

[Applause]

when I grow up I'm going to be a dad and

then I can have a little baby furry

thing and call him

[Music]

moooo but if you're a dad or a mom you

have to go to

work I could work driving a bus and I

could work being a racing car v v but

you have to have a

driver and then the doorbell rang it was

hump's Mom I'm sorry I forgot my

keys okay hump's Dad gave hump's Mom a

hand with the shopping and he left the

door open because his hands were full

I'm going to work

now I'm going to work

too you shouldn't go out into the

hallway by

yourself but the door was open

and then the door shut behind them no we

have to go back inside it's okay Lon we

can ring the bell like my mom did I want

to ring the bell but Wallace wasn't big

enough to reach the bell and neither was

hump or Lon hum

loon and then they heard hump's Mom and

Dad calling where are where are you here

we are we're out here we're out here

open the door open the door and then

hump's Dad opened the door there you are

and hump's mom was there too what are

you doing out there you're not supposed

to go out by

yourselves we were going to work and the

door was open we were playing being big

well you are a lot bigger than when you

were babies but you're not big enough to

go out by yourselves

I know sorry

sorry one day we'll be as big as gir

just like

you and after that pump and his friends

played being just the size they were for

the rest of the afternoon