01x13 - Brainwashed

[bunniefuu]

well if you want me to take your

shopping honey we better go change okay

honey

not you Jamie would you and Vickie clear

the table and put everything in the sink

I'll do them when I get home

sure mom wait a minute whose turn is it

to move the trash cans to the front oh I

forget okay have fun

[Music]

Vickie I'll be right back stay here and

while I'm taking care of the trash clear

the table and put everything in the same

put everything in the sink

[Laughter]

what you doing nothing I finished

putting everything in this thing you do

the dishes like my mother well if you're

not doing anything come on over and play

with me Jamie said she stays here are

you gonna let them push you around all

your life

come on assert yourself let's go assert

myself let's go that's better

remember there's no age limit on women's

lib pretty me

there's my stuffed animal collection do

you have one no I've never stuffed an

animal

[Laughter]

[Applause]

I'm tiny every girls and have stuffed

animals and here's my favorite doll baby

paddles

if you squeeze it hard that's what it

does make the paddle what's your

favorite doll

I don't have the duh you don't you're

deprived a little girl without a doll

it's like a grown woman without a meet

what did this buy a doll with a lounge

they give you they don't give me an

allowance oh I can't believe this you

know what your trouble is

you don't know how to ask for things I

don't know how to ask for things right

sit down and pay attention and I'll

teach you how to make your parents

miserable so you got what you want

they must be outside moving the trash

cans Oh No our favorite robot strikes

again well honey I'd spank her but I

don't want to break my hand okay dad

all the trash is taken care of all the

flies in the neighborhood are now at the

front of the house where's Vicky oh she

was right here when I left she must have

gotten back in her cabinet yeah yeah I

better check anyway Jamie when you asked

Nikki to do something try to be more

specific huh

sorry mom I keep forgetting I know I

make the same mistake well just last

week I asked him to bring me the eggs

and she brought me the whole

refrigerator I was mad at her once and I

told her to go soak her head she blew

out three transistors Vicky's gone she's

not anywhere in the house how could

you've got moved Jamie you didn't

accidentally program Vicky to leave did

you

I don't think so dad I mean you didn't

say anything like get lost to go jump in

a lake where could she wait a minute

Brendel next door what about him well

maybe he found out Vicky was a robot and

he took her to find out what makes her

tick

oh no yeah when I went to take the trash

to the front

I saw mr. brindle get in his car and

drive away alone well did you leave the

door wide open like that when you went

outside uh-oh I might've Ohno then

that's it

Vicky's outside somewhere you guys have

my toys Vicky they went out to play with

forget that one flatmates each side one

color and it takes genius to figure it

out let's listen to some rock it really

turns me on

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

it's really not music if it's not the

plumber's helpers I am finished you're

sneaky not telling me you know the trick

I like sneaky Vickie I didn't know you

were here I'm sneaky Oh Harriet we'll

have to leave soon for your appointment

with the orthodontist that's all I need

to reach it on top of freckles I don't

know why we bothered with the

orthodontist and anyway practically half

your teeth are falling out straighten up

your room before we go I'll do it later

mom no no no no I'll give you a 55 now

a good little spoiled brat see how easy

that was

fifty cents here fifty cents there I

plan to retire before I reach high

school your parents thank you for

cleaning up your room nothing oh wow

no allowance no dogs no stuffed animals

you're getting the short end of the

stick kid well how do you like my new

bed

isn't it pretty it's pretty does your

butt have a canopy over it I do not have

a bed you're kidding in the cabinet you

sleep in a bed I can't believe how mean

they are to you I mean they are to me

look there's only one way you're going

to get the things every girl needs in

life you're going to have to learn to

throw a tantrum that's not in my memory

bank oh you're a really naive sit down

watch this is what a tantrum is first

you pop up your teeth and stamp your

feet Oh

[Laughter]

taking me six years to perfect some of

these moves Harriet did you call me no

mother

oh well it's time we left Yes Mother

see I stayed on my bed and it only

costed fifty cents that's cheap

I get a whole dollar from your father

for doing the same thing

tell your folks you are here no no no no

you talked you just say you're in

backyard or something okie dokie okie

dokie I can't believe it my fabulous

invention gone where can she be

to you was just an invention to me it's

like using my own little daughter yeah

my own little sister I'll never have

another one who can lift the

refrigerator oh my little girl is back

oh you scared the life out of us are you

all right darling I'm all right darling

Vickie where were you I was in the

backyard or something she must have

followed me out what were you doing all

this time scaring the life out of you

the only thing that matters now is that

she's home Jamie while we're shopping

don't let Vicki out of your sight don't

worry I won't even go to the bathroom

till you get back goodbye sweetie I'm

gonna buy a new ribbon for your hair I

don't want a ribbon what I want to job a

stuffed animal and it allowance she

wants stuffed animals dolls and

allowance gee I can't imagine where she

got that don't look at me dad and I also

want toys and my own bed I can't believe

how mean you are to me a demanding robot

that's all I need that's all I need

braces on top of freckles I'll never get

married

races on top of freckles Harriet Bingu I

really think it was Harriet who

programmed that program

brainwashed yeah you gotta race Vicki's

memory banks the world isn't big enough

for two Harriet when oh wait a minute

let's not get hasty something really

exciting this happened here well I'm

just glad she's back and she can add

anything she wants

if you squeeze me hard I'll make a pot

of

this is fantastic it just proves that if

a robot hangs around a human little girl

like Harriet it'll pick up the

characteristics of that human little

girl how can you say human and Harriet

in the same breath I think it's gonna be

real interesting to observe this for a

day or two okay Vicki go to your room

with Jamie no no head you really gotta

reprogram her later in the meantime just

to keep the experiment going here's 50

cents Vicki I plan to retire before I

reach high school okay Vicki get your

cabinet girls should sleep in a bed

you're not a girl you're a crazy

mixed-up robot who should see a shrink

[Laughter]

what's the matter tantrum are you sure

an 11 year old kid if he knows what a

tantrum is oh no Vicki go to your

cabinet

I just don't have the equipment to fix

her here but there's hardly anybody at

the plant on Saturdays I can take her

apart here sneak her into my office and

fix her there take her apart our

adorable child don't think of her as a

child think of her as Harriet take her

apart

it's okay Vicki okay you can come out

I'm finished with Vicki I just couldn't

bear to watch is she young yes she's um

honey come on it's a robot an Android a

pretty little erector set no I know it's

just hard for me to accept the fact that

we've legally adopted an erector set

well it shouldn't take long to fix the

circuits Oh

bruised in case I'm delayed start dinner

without me except to eat I'm never that

upset hi everybody I just lost my

appetite

[Laughter]

nothing important Terry no we didn't

line her she took a shower and then went

to lie down I peeked in the bedroom

window and she's not on the bed she's

not in the cabinet either well Harriet

your face probably scared her and she

ran out of the room not you again not

here Oh ina bye that Josh about the

shower for a minute she told me

everything

how mean you are to her that's child

abuse no child abuse of someone like you

being born why did you suddenly

disappear you've done something to her

will you get lost you've kept thinking a

prisoner in her own home and locked it

in the cabinet and now you punished her

for playing with me

No that's punishment enough I go to

report ichijo police you haven't seen

the last of me let me know and I have

and I'll throw a party

hi there hi well I did it Miki's tapes

are erased and she's back to her old

self again

oh great is she um yes she's uh come on

honey I walked into the factory alone I

couldn't very well walk out with a whole

little girl no it's Bonnie harried and a

police a policeman it's not here II was

just kidding when she said she was gonna

report us reporters for what doing

something terrible to Vickie went away

we did well listen stall him until I get

Vicki assembled you're not in any sort

of trouble well I'm not but you might be

Harriet has told me this incredible

story about how you and your husband

mistreat Becky and keeper in a cabinet

you can't be serious

they think you've done something to the

child mrs. Lawson Oh Bonnie you can't

really believe that oh no no no no no no

but some terrible things do happen to

children these days it would help if I

could talk to Vicki mrs. Lawson where is

she

actually she's watching television from

the shower the second time today you

said she's taking a shower I don't

believe it you would if you ever took a

shower ma'am if I could see your

daughter's all right I could be on my

way of course officer I'll see how she's

doing

Oh Ted Ted it's Vicki finished yet mom's

to shower there's a policeman here to

see her how long do you need five

minutes she's a dirty little kid Ella

please sit down thank you I know what

you're thinking what was I thinking well

that as long as we have to wait you'd

like to serve tea and cookies

well I pass on the cookies but a

sandwich might be nice

[Laughter]

[Music]

more coffee officer no no no thanks any

more caffeine and I'll get to the

station ahead of my car

Harriette my sweet darling please shut

your trap look mrs. Lawson I really

can't wait any longer I'll have to go

back and see for myself that nothing is

wrong would you like something else

first another cookie a homemade roll and

chop oh sorry to keep you waiting now

what seems to be the problem

oh they were worried about Vicki Ted

well as you can see officer here is our

daughter I'm in one piece uh yes yes

well I hope this satisfies you young

lady I sweetheart I really am sorry to

bother you folks but you know these days

you can't take any chances we understand

right oh just uh just one for the road

Oh and and and one for my partner blood

sugar

[Laughter]

there's the wildest imagination she must

get it from me

her father's quite dull I hope you can

play with me again tomorrow pity I've

got some tricks my folks haven't even

seen yet that was close dad well I'm

just glad that Vicki's all back together

again

well not quite it was such a rush I

didn't get her completely back together

huh what's missing oh just this

[Laughter]

[Applause]

she's my small wonder lovely and bright

and soft blue she's a small a child like

other girls she's a miracle and I grant

you she reach a new sight

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