01x16 - Love Story

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no Harriet told you not to talk to me at

school uh sixth graders don't talk to

you fourth graders it's bad for my

reputation well it's good for mine Jamie

I didn't know it was me I recognized

your belly button

listen I can't play basketball today why

not I told Stephanie I walk her home a

girl over basketball sure what are you

doing trying to find the hole where your

brains leaked out hi guys what's

happening nothing's happening Phyllis I

got no one to play one-on-one with I'll

blow too Jamie lips Tillis I don't hang

out with girls but if I did you'd be my

first choice cuz you don't look too much

like one don't take it personally okay

okay and don't take this personally

girls what a dumb sex they turned out to

be I thought the same way about when I

was your age what you're only a month

older than I am

yeah for what a month you're aging fast

Jamie Jamie huh I thought girls were a

waste of time yeah and I could sure

waste some time with her who is she

Jessica something she's new in school

well see you tomorrow

hey you jerks get back here and say

you're sorry you okay

you think so well at least there's one

gentleman in this school thank you oh

what's your name it's on the tip of my

tongue it's Danny jaime maussan see I

remember my last name too

congratulations oh look at my leg I

already did welcome I mean yeah that's a

bad bruise want a band-aid merci

Monsieur

here not to mention it's sanitary right

let me help you

oh sorry I mean really sorry really

really relieved you're giving me a

headache

sorry hmm can I see you again only from

the distance dummy you just blew a happy

marriage

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notice anything different no but I bet

the correct answer is yes your own

Roebuck it's a new pinafore and you

don't even notice

men men model up for them the way that I

showed you well that's cute honey but

personally I'd like to see a little more

neck a little more net

let's get Christie Brinkley do that it's

enough with the et impression Vicki put

your neck down

ah hi Jamie what's wrong are you sick

hmm where does it hurt here heartburn

Jessica started a whole forest fire

uh-oh I think our little boy has been

bitten by the Love Bug love bed

I'll get the insect spread no no Vicki

wait this bite is usually fatal honey I

thought you didn't like girls Jessica

isn't a girl she's a goddess Jessica

Jessica beautiful name isn't it gives me

goose bumps

everything about Jessica is beautiful

you should see her knee knee she bruised

it and I gave her my band-aid band-aid

this really does sound serious yeah yeah

you could say we sort of got a love-hate

relationship I love her and she hates me

what makes you say that Jamie I was

trying so hard I did everything wrong

she thinks I'm a total klutz oh I'm sure

it wasn't that bad I even forgot my own

name it's that bad what do I do now how

can I make up for it and impress her

first remember your name

come on Jamie all you got to do is

invite her to lunch and apologize I mean

you can be very charming I had to know

you got it from me

what if I make a special lunch and you

ask Jessica to share it with you

tomorrow would you like that oh it's

that'd be great mom but it's got to be

real special I'm thinking caviar I'm

thinking champagne I'm thinking chicken

salad I'm Dickie root beer that's my

second choice I hope I don't mess up

again I wish I could be debonair like

the guy in that movie last night

you know Cary Grant Cary Grant djidi

djidi djidi hey maybe I can be like him

terribly good to see you Jess you look

positively radiant won't you join me for

lunch

have a Vicki you're a total klutz

nice big juicy slice of tomato and now

Oh smell yeah

they're all spoiled forget the tomato

morning girls morning morning where's

Jamie

oh we already had his breakfast and then

he went back up at his room to put on

more Cologne honey I think it's just

great the way he's gone overboard about

a girl all of a sudden I do the same

thing myself

her name was Barbara I was in college

college yeah I had to take a second job

to pay for all the gifts and a steak

dinners nothing was too good for Barbara

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you were going with me in college

who's barb did I say Barbara you said

fire breath who asked you you were

seeing Barbara while you were taking me

out and buy me hamburger while she was

getting steak well honey you see steak

Ted Joanie you see steak they were cheap

cuts man you're learning Vicky morning

well I'm going how do I look very

handsome honey I hope I don't get

tongue-tied again you won't just be your

own sweet self okay here's your lunch

thank you bye I gotta get going - come

on Vicki oh honey honey honey yeah what

about my breakfast LaBarbera make it

hi Jessica remember me how could I

forget

yeah well I was wondering would you like

to share my lunch today no thanks I have

my own yeah but this one's real special

I had it made especially for you for moi

no just for you divided law means me in

French

don't you know French oh sure I was just

joking say something to me in French say

something

you mean actual words of course silly

well I love the French fries french you

lied to me didn't you yeah I guess I was

just trying to impress you pretty dumb

huh very dumb hey there's something we

have in common we both think I'm dumb

Jamie you're very strange but at least

you make me laugh I like to laugh hey

yeah me too okay I'll have lunch with

you oh great this is real special ladies

first thank you a bad rotten tomatos

sense of humor Jean Jessica this is a

mistake if you like the laugh now I'd be

a good time

that's what I call getting dumped on

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what a way to start a relationship

bringing the woman I love a bag of

rotten tomatoes what do I do now I know

it I do it for you what I took a bath

you stink

how can I get Jessica to accept my

apology well if your system making out

with her at least you're right

don't go grumbling why not I'm good at

groveling trust me you're talking to the

master I'm the original party animal

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I've got three girlfriends three sure

why make one woman miss river well you

can make a lot of them happy okay so

what do I do

just stay cool here I'll show you

welcome to Jessica like this see and you

say because the man is just stay cool

that's the key word cool cool hey

there's yes go get her tiger

ah cool

cuz the man is back tell him that

Jessica is gone I just want to say

something let me guess you want to

invite me to lunch tomorrow and we're

having rotten eggs I'll do anything if

you'll just forgive me I can't think of

one reason why I should well there are

lots of reasons like if you don't it'll

spoil your party a party for moi

yes oh I like that okay Jamie

I forgive you when's the party Saturday

night

that's tomorrow it is I mean right

tomorrow night 7 o'clock I'll give you

my address after class I love you there

see you she patted my face baby about me

I guess we'll play a w*r time my plan

worked

i grovelled my way into her heart and

get this Reggie she's gonna be my date

at the party I'm throwing her tomorrow

night no kidding

did I hear the word party I'm not doing

anything tomorrow night well you're

still be doing it Phyllis you said you

hate parties

yeah but I still like to be invited okay

Phyllis would you like to come to my

party tomorrow night

are you crazy I hate parties

that's it Vicky you're gonna have a

green thumb to go with your pink plastic

fingers Ayane where'd you get the flower

from Barbara no not from Barbara wise

guy I got it from this little old lady

on the street corner like she said

Barbara well I I brought you this peace

offering maybe you'll forget about

Barbara Oh small for a mink coat I've

always wanted steak filets huh

the best steak Barbara ever got was rump

do I uh do I get your lips now no now

you're doing it outside where the whole

neighborhood can see hi Jamie hunter

lunch with Jessica go great if you like

Rotten Tomatoes

oh oh I'm mister giving you the wrong

bag honey

I'm sorry well you can make it up to me

dad please have a party what sort of

party to welcome Jessica to our school

you know sometime in the future when in

the future morrow night really important

Jessica's gonna be my date I want to

show her that I wasn't raised on Rotten

Tomatoes well it's a little sudden but

it's okay with me if it's okay with mom

oh sure this is just the kind of

challenge that we mother's thrive on

besides I owe you one

great thanks mama you look a bit Thanks

no problem

I better go make out my guest list yeah

try to keep it down to 300 for a

sit-down dinner hey honey you know a

party could be good for Vicky too I mean

if I'm raising a robot to be like a real

kid it should mingle with real kids

right she might even become a real party

animal have you ever finished watering

all the flowers that one

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well everybody seems to be having a good

time especially me as it for the kids I

want a hot dog okay big ham we got to

give me a hand here first YouTube Vicki

no Vicki don't walk this way Vicki you

miss your party hey it takes time to get

ready for the date of your life right

look okay what you got on some of my

dad's Cologne it's called Rambo number

one there yet

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hi Jamie

hi Jessica Donny Jamie I'd like you to

meet Donny back my day your day hey kid

I knew you wouldn't mind if I brought

someone

since I'm the guest of honor mine first

night

why would I mind the more the merrier I

always say be merry everybody that

little two-timing two-timer

Oh Jessica my date brought a wrong date

Oh No Oh No

how can I go back out there now it's too

embarrassing

Jamie it be worse not to go you've

invited your friends here to have a good

time and there's a good host you owe it

to them not to let them see what you're

feeling it's right it'd be wrong to

spoil the party for them that's my boy

there'll be lots of other Jessica's in

your life no I'm through with women I'm

going straight from grammar school to

the monastery all right get down let's

keep those good times rolling

hi Jamie hi I know you if I had a

baseball cap on you know me jealous I

wasn't gonna come but I changed my mind

yes he changed a lot more than that my

mother says I should wear just once

before I grow out of him

do I look dumb gosh no I just never

thought you could fill a dress like that

Jamie would you like to dance would you

like to dance

sure but I don't know how oh it's easy

it's like one-on-one basketball only no

elbows to the stomach

no you look at this yeah

looks like Jamie's giving up the

monastery for the Playboy Club would you

cut the dots

let's get down

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she's my small wonder lovely and bright

and so close

she's a small wonder

a childlike of you girl

she's a miracle and I grant you chilly

change you recite she's not small

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