03x03 - Whodunit?

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nd scholars consider this Shakespeare's

finest romantic tragedy now who can tell

me the name of Romeo's true love you

Jamie Jessica yes Vicki

Romeo love Juliet not Jessica Jamie has

the hots for Jessica all right class now

the play Romeo and Juliet was said in

the Italian city of Verona and as

I doubted the eyes with jujubes your

favorite I wouldn't remind you that

we've got a history test this Friday

it's gonna be a tough one to study extra

hard sure did there's nothing more

embarrassing than being with a bulk of a

food Jamie Lawson you're a nerd you're

gross

crude Boris and and grunge grunge the

furry Green steps it grows underneath

the refrigerator Oh Jamie I'm going to

the Xerox room when I get back I want to

see Italy without the jujubes all right

okay mom now what do I do

the woman I love thinks I'm grunge

she'll probably never speak to me again

not unless she can get her lips

underneath the refrigerator

maybe if I apologize yeah I'll write her

a note something real flowery Nikki's

down by the door and if you hear

anything found the alarm sound the alarm

dear Jessica your eyes are shining and

bright like stinks what can you do

better we breathe my love the air of may

the scent of flowers the new moon hey

scray go buy some vape Oh nasal spray

I think you better stop watching the TV

commercials clears sinuses seven ways

and it's made in America thanks I'll

just leave out the last line and I'm

real sorry Jeannie I think it still

needs something women just love perfumes

letters somebody's coming alarm alarm

Oh

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boy that was a close call

here Vicki go through this and the trash

can in the hallway and erase everything

from your memory bank you saw nothing

you heard nothing you remember nothing

I saw another thing I heard nothing I

remember nothing phew my smell yeah I

think you put too much on this morning

yeah strange there took all these are

those test questions are here oh no

someone stole one of the copies Jamie

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is that great or what what is it well

your mom's been bugging me de for a new

kitchen clock right and so I saw this

advertised on television 1995 guaranteed

for a lifetime and it does everything

careful watch this Henry are you talking

wonder cry like the voice said dad that

talking wonder is a crock all right

and it's not made in America well maybe

I can fix it Jamie I need to have a talk

with you yeah what about please sit down

is that my perfume that you've got on

you

yeah I accidentally spilled the bottle I

should have told you and you admit it

you were in my briefcase Jamie this is

very serious the thing like this could

follow you around for the rest of your

life you're telling me I hate having to

tell the principal about this the

principal mom it was just a little

perfume I'm talking about the test that

I'm giving the class on Friday that you

stole I didn't k*ll a test Jamie you

were the only one in the classroom and

you admit that you weren't my briefs oh

yeah

but wait a minute Vickie was there too

Vickie come here she'll tell you I'm

innocent

a robot always tells the truth thank you

yo what happened after class today I saw

nothing I heard nothing I remember

nothing I saw nothing I heard nothing I

remember nothing I hope she's not your

best witness

you gotta believe you're a lying bucket

of bolts Jamie like you said a robot

doesn't lie I can learn give me a couple

of days maybe I can find out who did

Jamie I can't give you any special

treatment just because you're my son

then don't think of me as your son think

of me as that adorable little tyke you

met in the hospital well alright I want

to believe you Jamie I'll give you until

the test Friday to clear yourself and

you won't tell Dad not until Friday hi

cover your eyes cover your eyes huh guys

I got a surprise for you okay you're

gonna look now I got you the new kitchen

clock you want it huh that's a claw

yeah ain't it great huh watch this watch

this Harry are you talking one-two croc

at tone time will be

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dear is it going to do that every hour

Vicki I guess the first thing we should

do is question all the kids in class no

that's no good we wouldn't know if

they're telling the truth

not without a lie detector lie detector

an electronic device used to detect if a

person is lying and it's made in America

we don't have one wait a minute we do

have an electronic device no Vicki

you'll be my lie detector me are you

going to believe a lying bucket of bolts

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okay Vicky you're gonna be my ride

detector at lunch so we can find out who

stole the test okay okay when I touch a

person my hand will detach any changes

in their skin temperature and pulse rate

which will indicate if they are lying

right just grab their hand after a

couple of dumb questions like what's

your favorite color

then we hit them with the big one about

the test understand understand we don't

want them to know what we're doing so

we've got to set up some signals now if

they're telling the truth I want you to

laugh and if the lying sneeze to truth

laugh live sneeze right just don't let

go of their hand

come on I guess we've questioned about

everyone in class we still don't have a

suspect yes we do oh you hi Jessica

hello tree me what's your favorite

Jessica oh my hair what's your favorite

color

well if you must know it's peach she's

telling the truth

coming up did you ever steal a history

test of course not

hey you sneezed Jessica you did feel

that history test didn't you how dare

you accuse me of stealing I would never

do such a thing

you've got a lot of nerve I was hiding

in the classroom I saw you but I like a

guy with nerve Vicki I think I can take

it from here if you were to turn me in

it'd be very embarrassing and you know

how I hate to be embarrassed I do I do

on the other hand if you were to do

something Noble

like say take the blame yourself then I

could go steady with you

Stanny of course I'm always had a thing

for men with blue eyes kind of brown but

why quibble

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whoo how's it coming can I use the

microwave yet as two more seconds steady

I just gotta get this paddle back in the

wall there we go

yeah all it means is just like a little

some little tap it's a good thing you're

not a diamond cutter

now seems to be wedged between the two

water pipes got it

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Nikki what if I do confess this film

attest my memory since I did slowly give

me a few to married so I have to stay

after class a couple of days so what

I'll be going steady with the girl of my

dreams

and the only girl in school who doesn't

wear a retainer after all what's the

worst thing that could happen tiny

people from another planet land in your

ear and yodeling live again haven't you

what guest host Robin Williams

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there yeah I knew I would find a use for

this funny putty good thing Jamie gave

it to you for your birthday

I am she taught you something about that

test that was stolen from your classroom

did you find him and took it it was me

Oh Jamie you stole a test I promise I'll

never do it again

you bet you won't you are grounded no

phone no TV and no going out on me well

I'm talking permanently permanently

until further notice ed kids got to

learn that a person has to be

responsible for his own actions

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this can't be happening Vicki I finally

get Jessica to go steady with me and I

won't get a sear till I have wrinkles

and understand real estate cause I got

to protect the woman I love Jessica well

she sure doesn't love you Jamie I

happened to see her at the shopping mall

the day with some guy they were walking

arm-in-arm

not to mention lift wet what guy I don't

know his name but he was a real big kid

and he didn't have a neck player Ernie

she doesn't have a neck or a brain

because no good don't try your life away

on her throw it away on me I have three

words for you three words I love you so

she was with Ernie huh

well then Jessica was just stringing me

along I'm a fool I'm sure a pinhead

that's close enough

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I'm not taking the rap for that

two-timing two-timer

Jessica's guilty and I'm turning her in

you just turned yourself in pinhead hey

you're right but believe me if I change

my story the only way out is this

Jessica had turned herself in but she'd

never do that and it'd be too

embarrassing Jessica said there's

nothing I find more embarrassing than

being laid with that Moga buffoon Jamie

lost in your nurse your gross crude

that's enough hey Jessica

embarrassed maybe she'd confess if I

embarrassed her into it get it no what I

mean is if Jessica thought I was a crew

nerd before Whittle she sees the new me

tomorrow the new you yeah if I do say so

myself Vicki I got it here we've got

more of it here

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[Laughter]

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just failed in two parts

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don't be shy buddy the news about it

Betty Jamie and Hot Lips are going

steady

give them a minute after school go by my

house and I'll show you my slime

collection

to show you how he can laugh to make

blow come out of his mouth

oh come on puddle bumps let's be a lot

love with a big sloppy kiss I mean was

that true Jessica are you the one who

stole the test I'm afraid we're gonna

have to go to the principal about this

Jessica you want the best students in

school why did you do it I get so much

pressure from my parents

they expect me if he's so perfect if I

don't get straight A's they get mad at

me I couldn't risk getting of being

history Abby

let's see how it works now

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are you talking wonder croc at tone time

will be improper

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cars their words and I can fix anything

yeah way to go dad Oh mr. Fixit how

about fixing that lamp in the living

room that you've been promised they made

you got it right now

follow me fix my desk chair

this week's that is my arm

pillory are you talking wonder croc at

tone time movie

way to go dad

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