03x21 - The Rock Band

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Oh Dickie could you spit it up please

speed it up I'm finished oh it's so

clean the heat off the floor gotta watch

what I say to you hi how are you I'm

sorry honey

Vikki just waxed the floor oh nice job

now I know what a hockey puck feels like

Reggie and I are gonna be rich and

famous just how do you plan to amass

this fortune we just read this article

about some kids our age who fun to ride

Ruth they made millions with the hit

record if they can do it we can do it

yeah we've got the looks the talent the

personality and Jamie must have

something he can contribute to guys look

it's not that easy to make it in show

business it takes lots of hard work and

determination besides you can't sing I

never stopped the Beastie Boys

none of those rock stars can sing like

that throat we saw on TV right Vicki

right they just yelled a lot and then

set the stage on fire right on man

come on Vicki you could be her friend

clubbin I just said Martinez right on

hockey puck it's nice to see the kids so

enthusiastic I don't know honey the last

time Jamie tried to saying his goldfish

drowned the vet called it suicide

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Brandon and a sister item a my two

favorite pains in the neck it's funny my

pain is much lower

oh you know it's always so interesting

to come into your house it's like

stepping into a huge jar of mayonnaise

my pleasure

Oh June that outfit you must tell me

where you got it oh do you like it no I

just want to avoid the store so Wow what

can we do for you Brandon as a matter of

fact we came over to invite you to

dinner old buddy Oh

nice office we were going to have dinner

with my good friend Shirley MacLaine but

she had a previous engagement in the

18th century and then Ronnie and Nancy

phoned and canceled out to Ronnie and

Nancy you mean who else he's sweet but

he keeps nodding off in his food

terrific

no absolutely everybody I don't like to

brag it's just that it comes so

naturally anyway since we can't have

dinner with good friends we thought we'd

ask you now jeez thanks anyway Brandon

but but Joan already has a big juicy leg

of lamb in the oven oh good then we'll

have dinner with you

anytime's okay make it seven go he's

never garlic clogs my finest why do we

keep letting ourselves get sucked into

these things because we don't want to

tell them off and hurt their feelings

because we're too sensitive gentle

terribly stupid people man

read me a hit song is tough you got

anything I don't know orange songs don't

have to rhyme

what do you mean Viki I've seen them on

MTV hot new videos baby no rhymes you

know he's right that's how they do it

now the only problem is who's gonna play

the music for us hey no problem

I could brought my brother's keyboard I

know you played the keyboard I don't but

it comes with this dresser book

terrific yes think you can learn it

Vicky Vicky you'll play the music to go

with our words the words Reggie you

bring that instruction booklet and the

keyboard

I guarantee think he's a fast learner

okay welcome to the group Vicky hi your

mom said you are back here what you

doing cream cheese I'm busy bagel breath

I just love it when you talk a*s Nick

what's going on Harriette you're looking

at the hottest new rock group the

electric potato heads we're gonna cut a

record and make millions oh that's

wonderful

I've always wanted to marry a rich

rocker period if we get married I'd be

off my rocker

that's okay you'll get shaktiman we'll

live happily ever after

so how do you got a record producer yet

what's a record producer the guy who

makes the records and it just so happens

that my aunt Ida Mae knows them all you

think your aunt will help us meet a

producer sure if I asked her to don't

just stand there cream cheese ask bagel

breath okay Harriet

consider yourself asked and I'd be happy

to help you plum cake on one condition

what's the condition area I get to be

part of the group Harriet the day I let

you in the group is the day my brains

turn to nutty putty welcome to the group

Harriet

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I need some help oh I can get uh how

about giving a Vicky a hand there ran an

item and Harriet or do any second well

be like having dinner with the Three

Stooges its Larry Moe and Curly and I'd

be insulted if it weren't for my

sensitivity unfortunately I don't have

any your family tree be ready soon

think you wanted to go tell Jamie to

wash up and it's time to use soap I'll

go with you I like to see my man in a

lather well since you're late with

dinner I'd like to make a phone call do

you have change for a dollar change for

a dollar

point four oh you have a regular phone

brandon has a payphone

don't complain is still only a nickel

operator I'd like to call Buckingham

Palace London England London England

make that collect operator she not in

Buckingham Palace who else

the Queen hi is Liz there

tell her it's item a brindle they're

getting her she's on the throne

come on I mean you can't really expect

us to believe you're talking to Queen

Elizabeth hi Queenie

how are you honey Howard Charles and I

and Andy and Ferdie oh they never call

we health that's kids today listen Liz I

called you to tell you that I saw you on

TV last night and take my advice lose

the funny little hat

nobody likes a frumpy queen you're

welcome sweetie

any time see you Tuesday at the gym hey

you didn't say hello for me that's right

that lamb certainly smells good you're

right Brandon

yes but my lawyers life suddenly flashed

before my eyes

that's that Brenda we just waxed the

floor hey we really appreciate you for

helping a rock group by to me of course

you do

my sisters all heart Brandon you're

touching me you know how I hate flesh on

flesh Jamie if my dear close personal

friend likes your group he can make you

stars millionaires Wow uh just for the

record item a who is this star maker oh

he's a crazy wonderful guy his name is

where am I you're here with a Lawson's

kitchen who are the Lawson's and who are

you what I'm your brother Brandon don't

you know me out of me

whose item a don't you remember your

name No

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how is she doctor well she did take a

nasty bump on her head I'm afraid she

has a case of amnesia amnesia

well don't worry it's only temporary she

should regain her memory REM oh there's

no way of telling it could take hours

weeks maybe even months months well I'd

better be going and you call me when you

need me

thank you doctor Oh doctor yes your hat

oh thanks

I forgot friend I'm sure with good care

she'll be just fine

you got me a Chinese doctor that's right

am i Chinese think I'd better take her

home come on item 8 don't come near me

who are you

I told you I'm your brother Brandon

that's impossible

you're not Chinese

ah please come with me I'd meet him away

from me I'm going to stay right here

with this nice Caucasian couple why are

we bothering to practice there's no way

we're gonna meet the record producer if

your aunt item 8 can't remember his name

but the doctor said she'd get her memory

back and we have to be ready this is no

time to quit you gotta have heart dream

the impossible dream sometime I can't

think of how about bugging off

no suggestion no arias right we gotta

have patience Vicki how you cut him with

that Stevie Wonder song book

give me some slap job while I lay down

arrest

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that's fantastic

my brother's been practicing for months

and it still sounds like you kicked the

cat you can't for me she's had lessons

rights no she's a natural the she plays

by here play by ear a is driving me

crazy instead of thanking me for making

her egg food on for breakfast she

complain because I didn't bring her a

fortune cookie

there's only one way to get rid of her

and that's to convince her that Brandon

is a wonderful human being let's give it

a try before this turns into a Chinese

restaurant well okay but the idea of

saying nice things about Brandon makes

me want to toss my cookies

hi to me how you doing

why do you keep calling me item a and

what's with this cheap TV I've been

trying to find my favorite show for 10

minutes what's your favorite show I

don't remember wait a made you you don't

remember your name because you have a

case of temporary amnesia right and

until you're over it we think you should

be with your family with your wonderful

tender loving brother Brandon I never

heard of him he was the man that was

here last night

you mean that maniac who attacked me

that that Rambo the Ripper

to me he's not really like that he only

looks like a pervert Brandon is a dear

gentle man and Harry would you host if

they can take care of you who's Harriet

as she's your niece is she Chinese yeah

I'll get it hi Brandon

it's so wonderful to see you this is my

best friend in the whole wide world

get over here she won't go home with you

unless she's convinced you're a saint

you idiot is he a great guy or what a

prince among men like you to be so

worried and he misses you so much it

really would be best if you went home

with them come on I to me mr. wonderful

is waiting for you with open arms

oh no not again all right I told you a

thousand times Brandon I don't like to

be touched why no but she remembered

that she could read of course that's

your name you've been bag

either big got her memory back terrific

now you can tell us the name of that

record producer who's gonna hear a group

well it's only Mickey moon a giant in

the record biz

I'll have him here on Saturday well

Mickey looks like we're on our way don't

touch me you know I hate flesh on flesh

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do you think the kids really have a

chance at a recording contract

who knows honey I mean you've heard the

rock groups those kids listen to I think

the important thing is that it shouldn't

sound too much like music this is Ted

and Joan Garson

mr. and mrs. crane and this is my dear

hip buddy

Mickey moon how you doing I please come

in

well I'm Mickey listen we really

appreciate your taking the time to

listen to the kids hey you never know

what you find talent I found my hottest

group in jail jail yeah they stole their

instruments I can't wait for you to hear

my adorable little hairiest even as a

child she had the makings of a musician

she used to spit up on the piano well

can we get started Mickey doesn't have

much time

yeah I got to get my hair done it takes

nine hours oh well I think the kids are

ready okay kids it's it's show time

you ready and now folks say you a really

big troll right here on our stage

appearing with Topo Gigio

I'll please put your hands together for

the electric potato ad sorry

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baby

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hey kid what do you think hey the kids

were cute so Wow make you think maybe

they have a chance in the record

business could be five years we were

planning on getting famous lost sooner

hey kids nothing's overnight in this biz

what about the disasters they're our age

fairly thing has been jamming says he

was in jammies

bass guitarist learn how to play then

how to walk

what about their drummer he's terrible

how did he make it

father owns a record company catch him

five years kids stay cool

he knows record company why couldn't you

be Oprah Winfrey

Oh Mickey when you see Bruce Springsteen

tell him to send back the bandanas he

borrowed from me Wow kids I know you're

disappointed but like I said Fame

doesn't come easy you got to work hard

and pay your dues yourself it was real

cute

yeah me too it's kind of catchy you know

with you yeah baby baby baby I love you

yeah

can't you in five years stay cool who's

Ted

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