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02x02 - Postman Pat and the Suit of Armour

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

02x02 - Postman Pat and the Suit of Armour

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just as bees don't

picks up all the post bags in his fans

Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat

feni's black and white cast

all the LEDs r/c

is just

really

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everybody knows

plans all his friends will smile as he

waves to

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you can never be sure delle Vigne don't

bring letters through your door Postman

Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and his

black and white cat

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see

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that feels he's a really happy man

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Postman Pat is collecting the post at

Ghana Bridge post office what's this a

new poster gone a hole open to the

public world bless me mind you it'll be

a lovely show it's a fine house Pat said

mrs. Goggins just think of all the cars

and coaches and them litter oh and miss

Hubbard did ask particular for you to

drop in and have a word I don't know

what she wants

mmm I expected something to do this

opening of Ghana Hall I'll not forget

cheerio bye all right Jess I'm coming

you never know miss Hubbard might have

some cream for you today

but I hope she doesn't want a hand with

a blooming bees I remember last time

[Applause]

that was still wondering what miss

Hubbard good one no bees about anyway

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come in Pat where are you miss Hubbard

in your pet just come through there were

piles of paper everywhere now where has

the fellow got to goodness me miss

Hubbard don't worry I'll pick these up

sorry dude makes the place untidy stack

just put that pile where you turn I

wouldn't like to sort this lot out I'm

just getting ready for the grand opening

of Ghana Hall the major has asked me to

show people around and I'm find out all

about the old times ingredient oh yes I

saw the poster well I don't know if much

has happened in Greendale no famous

battles no ghosts nothing like that ah

don't be so sure a pet you never know

what you'll find in some of these old

papers Jenny what Pat that's one thing I

would like to see folks say granny

brightener has a very old diary that her

granddad kept and he was head butler at

garner hall a hundred years ago now if

you were to ask her

it's worth a try I'll ask her when I

called with the letters I feel sure

she'll let you have it

- please Oscar I'll take good care of it

I'll pop in when I finish my letters and

let you know how I get home

oops I nearly forgot your post cheerio

good man - all that was always way

his next stop is a blend

hello Ted what's he doing making a right

blether Ted hello but you gave me quite

a fright I didn't do you come in look at

this just like new all ready for the

grand opening

I know of Ghana Hall a knight in shining

armor

would directly bat I've always fancied

drawing this deformed well now's your

chance

I'll bring a tin opener next time I call

just in case you get stuck here's some

mail to go with it

cheerio got our pot Pat was on his way

[Applause]

his next stop was at granny dragon

looted hello anybody at home but I'm

glad to see you

I've just been sorting out some old

stuff this is this diary come in have a

look II it takes me back seeing these

old pages will Fritz very words just as

he wrote the mole that long time ago I

never saw anything like it do you think

I could borrow it so that miss Hubbard

could make a few notes for when she

shows poke around well I can't make it

out properly with my glasses so you

might as well take it I'll take great

care of it I promise like that

bye granny dragon

it was time for that to be getting along

too darn appalled miss Hubbard would be

waiting for him and the precious diary

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Darla's whole major forms was at the

door looking out for that come along

that I see that you've got the diary

miss Hubbard's waiting royal

good man and the diary no let me see

where do I put this lot over that near

the chimney with this racket going on

come and sit in the library miss Hubbard

you'll find it nice and peaceful in

there so kind

Ted seemed to think the suit of armor

was a new kind of jigsaw puzzle just

about my son is I reckon let's see I'd

better leave you to it

is that you pet I was on my way out just

about to leave miss Hubbard I want to

show you something something wrong pet

what am I going to do

look at these Diaries know what's wrong

with them miss Hubbard wrong wrong Platt

there's not a thing in them that I can

put in my story of Ghana wool they just

just boring look hmm

it was an amazing day today went fishing

caught three trout went to bed early

well isn't see what do you mean nothing

very historical about that historical oh

that it makes me feel hysterical look I

haven't got a single note on my paper

not a thing meanwhile Ted seems to be

having trouble with the armor stop you

can't see

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come and see this subduing the

flowerbeds in the Sonoma let's have a

look you're right a suit of armor and

think I know who's in it did you say Pat

did you say my suit of armor a what out

here in the flower beds parading about

yes major

it was it should be in the hall I know

made you but look at your flowers all

crushed and spoilt Badgers foxes deer no

stopping the blighters that's what it is

sounds more like an elephant major the

whole herd of them if you ask me Pat

miss Hubbard was waving like mad from

the window I think it's gone back inside

come along major which way this way

disappeared again I'm sure I heard

something in here but the suit of armor

it's gone

what was that sounds as though you've

got mice big metal ones hello everybody

glad to get this helmet off got stuck

couldn't see a thing I found an old book

in your secret cupboard major good

fellow might be something miss Hubbard

could use something for me Oh what are

you fond o people just what we need hmm

yes gracious just the stuff and at the

last minute two very lucky

what skeletons there might be in an Old

Covenant

yes well time for tea hey what

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Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and

his black and white

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