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02x03 - Postman Pat in a Muddle

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

02x03 - Postman Pat in a Muddle

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Oh

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just as these dummies picks up all the

post bags in his fans

Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and

his black and white cat

all the birds are singing

that feels

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everybody knows

Red's plans all his friends will smile

as he waves to

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you can never be sure they'll be knock

bring letters through your door Postman

Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and his

black and white cat

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all the birds sing

that feels easy really happy planned

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it was a warm morning in Greendale and

there were plenty of letters and parcels

for Pat to deliver that's the village

just about dumps major Forbes was busy

reading his paper morning major morning

Pat I see this print gets smaller and

smaller can't see the half of it

well now major I couldn't read a thing

without my glasses it might mean that

you need a pair it's ever so fuzzy and

blurred without them useless I suppose

I'll have to pop into pen caster for an

eye test

my aunt penny sat on the glasses once

smashed them to bits very painful

cheerio major what would I do without my

glasses and another oh there you are

Pat that's all the country letters

sorted now all ready for you it's

warming up now outside

that's better oh nice hello who's that

got your de that corner but it's right

just get it down there

that's it Porsche I hope it's nothing

that breaks easily it went down with a

bit of a thump yeah it's alright but I'm

glad to get it here all in one piece Oh

Ted what a monster I can't be doing with

this on my counter all morning run pin

Custer personal office and they said

they'd pick it up just as soon as

possible just look at that time I'd

better be off

where did I put my hat and where am I

look under there pet here we go don't

drop it I can feel something

Oh Oh what are those your glasses what's

left of them

they're not much use now how am I going

to deliver these letters I can't see to

drive never mind read the addresses no

Pat Ted can take you home in his lorry

and you can get your spare pair of

glasses

what spare pair Oh Pat haven't you got a

spare pair no I've never broken them

before I've had these for years and

years well you love to borrow some

you can try my old ones they might do

don't worry but we can take the letters

round in the lorry I can give you a hand

well I certainly won't be able to drive

here we are give these a try Pat oh well

it's better than nothing just a bit

fuzzy Oh we'll manage somehow here we

are

thanks mrs. Goggins bye for now don't

worry

all people know I own him I'm sorry mrs.

Goggins you can see that he needs

looking after

cheerio bye Pat oops

dr. Gilbertson was out doing her

shopping hello getting hot isn't it now

then Dorothy I've got lots of letters

for you this looks like one of yours

here we are have a good read but but not

Dorothy

oh are you feeling in part I'm sorry

doctor

it's my glasses squashed flat under a

parcel huh

they don't look squash to me these are

your letters doctor let it be on our way

with the letters

the next step is at the church

I think this lot has got it all muddled

tell you what but we can let the

tailgate down and we love a good place

to sort em out

I'll just deliver this lot whilst you

sort the rest are you sure you've got

all the reverence ladies I'd know them

with my eyes shut

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oops what's this

good lord deliver us you are pat on you

sorry but I've got the wrong glasses on

I know just how you feel Reverend I've

got mrs. Goggins old glasses on did you

say yes but it's a long story have some

letters that'll be on my way Reverend

cheerio

but Pat this is for the Reverend but I

think you've got a model dejenne Pat

these are not for me at all

they're a bit fuzzy but I do believe it

says miss Hubbard on this one you'll

have to excuse him Reverend you see his

glasses were squashed flat they look all

right to me

it's a long story and I think it'll be

best if you read out all the addresses

for me from now on Ted

no problem I wish I could help but you

see my proper glasses lost them

somewhere it's nice of you to offer to

help thanks Reverend and cheerio

what

oh they will

there's our catalog now you can't go

wrong with lot l can't be far away

anybody in I wish out ouch

wouldn't leave for me to falling this

looks more like it

a nice big letterbox just the job cut

along the way did you find out Flynn he

wasn't about I just popped it in there

new leather boots new letterbox got a

new letterbox see for yourself

show me here we are

didn't I tell you a new letterbox an old

band over the missing blank more like

love took as well now then how are we

going to get it back hang on I'll get

someone to help us let's have a look

around

if only I could see properly Alice where

does this go I could get in through the

window

anybody there anybody in talking here

where's Ted you all right but hello Ted

having a nice job to my band or fellow

Alf Nene I'm talking to putt he's inside

well I would say got in there it's all

locked up I don't know if I've got the

key

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here's your catalog all delivered safe

and sound

Oh Ted and Pat back at last I've been

ringing round if we're trying to track

you down

there's nothing else gone wrong as they

horn you appeared it's just that after

you'd gone

I found these they look awfully like

yours there must have slipped down

behind the stamp book that huge parcel

must have given them a push magic I can

see again oh that's lovely

they must be mine thank you mrs. Goggins

um we saw em all smushed oh no we didn't

that must have been another pair of

glasses on the counter who

could they be well the Reverend came in

before you this morning and he must have

left his glasses here he didn't mind

about his glasses being broken he said

he needed a new pair anyway well I never

wonder if I need glasses the post would

never have got through without you

thanks Ted back to the workshop cheerio

cheerio

bye did

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Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and

his black and white

[Applause]

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