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02x13 - Postman Pat and the Mystery Tour

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

02x13 - Postman Pat and the Mystery Tour

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just as these dummies picks up all the

post bags in his fans

Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and

his black and white cat Oh see

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that feels

everybody knows

Red's plans

all his friends will smile as he waves

to

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you can never be sure there

bring letters through your door Postman

Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and his

black and white caps

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Pat feels he's a really happy man

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it all started early one morning she was

on the way to the post office a very big

parcel mrs. portage I was just brewing

up would you like a cup

hello mrs. Goggins well I'd love one but

I mustn't stop don't want to be late

taking the twins into pencast er not too

disappointed about the two would argue

they'll be back by this evening in time

to join in the fun

how much for the parcel it's a pity that

twins will be missing the mystery to it

oh they're too excited about their

birthday treat to worry about that well

I must see itself

Leah mystery that must be him now

morning all morning Pat here you are Pat

I better be off

good luck with the mystery tour don't

get lost

I think getting lost might be part of

the fun

well it'll make a change from delivering

the post it certainly will

I wonder where mr. Pringle is taking us

that's me is that the time I must be off

they'll be waiting for me at the school

bye for now

bye that was on his way he had already

done his rounds early

and there was nothing to pick up

good morning Pat bullying it wasn't far

just round the corner to the village

school he was right on time

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ready hello everyone I'm ready to go

when you are but where to well I think

that someone should read out the first

who is it to be mr. fringle gave the

paper to lucy Selby know them we want to

be home before dark

so other good thing then let's be honest

first how can a granny spin without

getting dizzy

granny dragon shall we go and see first

stop

granny dragon please Pat I think I know

where that is

all aboard the push bush come along

children you'd better sit with me mr.

green in case we get lost

ah finger

it was very quiet and granny dragons

cottage

Charlie knocked at the door

whilst Lucy peeped in at the window was

this the mysterious bit they all crept

in to find out what a surprise

sitting at an old-fashioned spinning

wheel in clothes they had only seen in

books

granny Dryden fast asleep asleep where

the mystery tour wolf come for the

threat I nearly forgot now now what did

I do with it

it's somewhere in here ah what's this

that's it I think

thanks granny dragon oh parcel hmm

there's a real cop and it says on the

paper go to a place where the night is

not dark give the cotton to a lady where

the night is not dark but it's always

dark at night I know where there's a

night

well his suit of armor anyway a Garda

hall where major Forbes lives and the

suit of armor is bright and shiny so

it's never dark what about the lady

there's only major Forbes at garner Hall

I suggest we go and find out bye granny

why won't you stop for a cup of tea weed

we love one but we have to be off sorry

bye thanks granny Dryden

I wish we could have this every day

instead of school all aboard maganda

halt you mustn't make a mistake on a

mystery tour otherwise you end up

getting lost soon found on his next stop

I can use someone made it last

hello well at all hey up it's the night

lady Hubbard greets you with her basket

of surprises now who's to give me

something thank you see now what about

the basket thanks miss I'll bet have a

look in the basket

you might find the next clue in a very

small time the posthaste there is no

time to waste a royal crown I've seen

any ingredient it's one on the paws boss

and there's another on Pat's fun hats

always stops at the post office we'll

ask him to stop there again today shall

we come on

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it didn't take them long to get back to

the village and on to the post office oh

I feel all funny dressed up like this it

sounds as though you're at a football

match are you part of the mystery tour

we are now how did it go

I've got it take the road to a place

where at three stands tall don't let the

man stop you he should call take and

blow this trumpet then wait and this key

will later help you to open the gate

I think we can remember that Thanks

of you go pack

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the children were quiet they were

thinking about the next clue then

Charlie had a goal that totally trumpet

it wasn't very quiet after that what's

this

women Stand and Deliver Julian I think

you should ask Ted for the last clue

here you are young Julian Fox mr.

highwayman cheers mr. Pringle I've got

the next clue let's not waste time I'll

read it out it says you must find a

straw man he works all day and he works

all night

he stands quite still to give the birds

of right

blow the trumpet and unlock the gate

I've got the truth we know what about

the straw man

next stop a scarecrow

by highway hundred you go

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they soon came to the scale he was

standing outside safe and sound and

thirsty and he got something bro hungry

highwayman hello welcome to the maxi

dress party Jes was there and wondering

what all of the fuss was about well

what's the mystery you finally made it

it was the children who got us here

I'll drink to that

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the freedom

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Postman Pat

Postman Pat and this black-and-white cat

[Applause]

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