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02x10 - Postman Pat and the Robot

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

02x10 - Postman Pat and the Robot

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Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman p and

his black and white

cat early in the morning just as day is

Dawning he picks up all the post bags in

his

van Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat

and his black and white

cat all the bird are singing and the day

is just beginning Pat feels he's a

really happy

man everybody knows his bright red van

all his friends will smile as he waves

to greet them

maybe you can never be sure there'll be

knock

bring letters through your door

Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and

his black and white

cat all the birds are singing and the

day is just beginning Pat feels he's a

really happy

man that feels he's a really happy

man that feels he a really

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happy

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thanks

doctor I'd better be on my way now with

the post there seems to be more and more

these days now don't you be overdoing it

just take it steady you'll be fine if

you'll only relax a bit more now this

should put you to rights a few vitamins

and a tonic to liven you up that'll be

grand thanks

again

Cheerio bye

Pat what with being so tired and going

to see the doctor Pat was

late oh

dear there's no sign of

him just look at the time where has Pat

got

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to

morning morning Mrs Goggins oh dear I'm

so sleepy sorry I'm late I popped in to

see Dr

Gilbertson oh I just feel so so

sleepy oh Pat I'm sorry to see you like

this what with all the post to be

delivered if only they could send

somebody from pencaster to to give a

hand a day or two even but it seems

there's nobody to take your

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place Pat wake up Pat best be getting

on

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what oh yes yes I'd better be on my

way bye

bye

Pat it must be nice being a

cat snoozing all day in a nice warm

comfy

van Pat was slowly on his

way Greendale

itself

seem sleepy

today but not in Ted Glen's

Workshop something was clicking and

woring and beeping all day hello what

was happening

Ted morning

butt sorry can't stop morning Ted

whatever are you up to with all these

boxes come and have a look at this my

new computer can you pass a pile of that

paper what

this whoops it's all joined

together that's right it keeps all the

pages

together you B it in this

printer and off we

go this looks complic

ated what does it do n but it's a

drawing for a new invention you can do

it at a rate of nuts on the computer not

like pencil and paper it even keeps

going while I'm asleep sounds all right

to me do you think it could deliver

letters while I'm asleep a robot that's

what you need Pat look at this book it

tells you how to make them computer

controlled no job to difficult it

says a robot

Postman I could do with one of those it

might be possible design it on the

computer take a day or two

mind then I could have a day off you

could have a week off Mrs Goggins would

just have to feed it with all the

letters and

Parcels let me show you I'll print out

one of my designs on the new printer

ooh what's this little men walking about

robots how are you going to print this

lot

out I think the printer doesn't know how

to use your new paper

Ted uh now then don't worry I'll just

now it's p your press to stop

it uh I think I'd better get out of the

way

is it is it this one no this one maybe

not I'll pop in when you've got it

sorted out bye Ted no it doesn't like

that

uh one of these I suppose I could always

pull the

pl Ted must have sorted himself out

because a few days after that Mrs

Goggins heard a sound in the post office

and when she went to to see what it

was oh gracious me what is it shoe one

step nearer and you get th than your

sprockets get back you

beasty it's all right Mrs

goggin sorry it gave you a fright you

see it's the new robot Postman out for

each test run to help give patter rest

just try it with some of the PO

well I don't know about that trusting

the male to such a

Contraption there's no need to worry

it's all worked out by computer can't go

wrong look I'll show

you show what you can do Mr

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Robot look

out

H just what I supposed I've heard about

these

computers um just needs a slight

adjustment

um let's see uh should this be up or

down I'll leave you to your Contraption

Ted if you don't mind there's work to be

done hey look out it's

the Beast has pinched the force

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out stop

it de dear no I don't know how that's

happened oh dear dear me don't you fret

Mrs Goggins I'm after him

bye bye Ted

Pat had finished the first lot of post

and was coming back for

more have you seen a robot go by Pat

it's gone off with the rest of the post

is that what it was look it's left a

trail of letters all we have to do is

follow Mrs gogins is non too

pleased I bet she isn't hey up your

robots found somebody good

Heavens what is this creature oh the

dear thing's giving me something letters

but but they are not for

me oh fat and Ted am I glad to see you a

tin monster rushed up to me and thrust

these letters into my hand and not one

of them is for me did you see which way

he went re get him off sh go away put

Heaven put his

help leave the have

landed going

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on do

it I'll just switch you

off hey give

over it's not for me you idiot come

back oh dear it's not programmed to come

back George see who that is Will You by

so on Wheels oh it's get a me d k

that's we'll never catch it at the rate

it's going what we need is transport

come on

this is where we keep the post bus quick

hop

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in oh there's Pat in the Boost bus with

that glance I hope they don't take that

tin machine with them they'll be rust

and lost screws

everywhere I can't see it Ted

hang on what's

this whatever's happened to your van

Sam am I glad to see you both real

frightening it was this this UFO from

outter space it came belting down the

road couldn't help it but I had to go

straight into this field to dodge it

which way did it

go it looked as if it was heading for

Thompson ground

do you think I should call PC

Selby I don't think he'd believe

you let's take a shortcut across the

field we might be able to cut it off

before it gets

there here don't forget I'm in the

back hang

on wow he steady

on they arrived at Thompson round the

back

way quick Pat before it does any

[Applause]

damage

Dorothy wondered why the chickens were

making such a noise then this theme wav

its arms came along oh

CH sorry about the washing Dorothy is

that elf's shirt it's

wearing it's got my apron as

well who's this Dr driving through the

farmyard hey

up it's a muddy field won't go far is

that a shirt it's

wearing I'll tell you

later he's slowing

down must have mud up to its

chin he's stuck can't

move

right I better go and fetch

it well it was a nice try Ted

thanks nay leave it for now it makes a

grand

scarecrow I've been having no end to

bother with the crows and and look it

scared them

off as for the robot he seemed quite

happy where he was keeping the crows

away from Al's

field

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Postman P Postman Pat Postman Pat and

his black and white

[Applause]

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