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07x07 - Rulette

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Game Changer". Aired: September 20, 2019 – present.*
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Show is based on one central theme: the players start the game knowing nothing.

07x07 - Rulette

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[bright music]

- [Sam] Get ready for a game changer.

Tonight's guests, the definition of mid,

it's Oscar Montoya.

- What's up, sluts?

- [Sam] [laughing] All
the way from the heart

of the smack of the dab, it's Anna Garcia.

- What's up, sluts?

[Oscar laughing]

- [Sam] And my number
one party bus trickster,

Jeremy Culhane.

- What's up, sluts?

[Oscar and Anna cheering]

- And your host, me.

I've been here the whole time.

This is "Game Changer",

the only game show where
the game changes every show.

I am your host, Sam Reich.

I am joined today by these
three lovely contestants.

Now, you all understand
how the game works?

- No.
- I haven't a clue.

- What happened to the podiums, Sam?

- Oops, sorry, sluts.

[contestants cheering]

- Players, let's start by
giving each of you 20 points.

- Yes.
- Oh, gosh.

- And oh, almost forgot-

- Oh, god, wait a second.
- [Oscar] What is this?

- Oh my god, what is that?

- Oscar.
- Oscar!

- Oh, gosh.
- If you would do me the honor

and...
- Spin that wheel!

[contestants cheering]
- [Jeremy] What?!

- What the hell?!

- [Anna] It's so beautiful!

- I've literally always
wanted to spin a big wheel.

- Okay, budget.

- Did you build this or did you buy this?

- Yeah, this is Amazon.

[contestants laughing]

You know what was wild?

$40.
[Jeremy laughs]

- [Anna] Bob Barker would be so proud.

- Aww.
- I love that guy.

I used to watch so much "Price is Right".

- Is that what he hosts?
- Yeah, he hosted, died.

- Drew Carey, hosts now, alive.

[contestants laughing]

Oscar, follow me down.

[upbeat music]
[contestants cheering]

- [Jeremy] Spin the wheel!

- [Anna] Yay! You made it to the wheel!

- Give it a big spin.

- Okay, here he goes.

- Oh my god, how cool.

- Big money, big money.

No whammies, no whammies,
come on, come on.

- [Crowd] Rule.

- Oscar got a rule, let's see what rule.

- Oh my god.

- No cursing.

- Okay.

- See what happens when
you curse, test it out.

[Oscar blowing loudly]

Oh, he can't.
- [Anna] He can't.

- Let's send you back to your post.

- Let's go, Oscar, you got it.

- Anna, are you ready to...

- [Everyone] Spin that wheel?

- Come on, Anna.
[upbeat music]

- I'm gonna throw up.

[contestants cheering]

Oh my gosh.
- Tap, tap, tap.

- Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.
- [Jeremy] Come on, rule, rule

rule, rule, come on.
- Tap.

[Anna and Sam exclaiming]

- [Crowd] Rule.

- [Anna] And puking.
- Anna.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Doing your best Christopher Walken.

Where would you like this, Anna?

- My boob.

- Don't, you shouldn't do that.

- Okay.
- I'll do it.

- [Sam] Yeah.

Do you understand this rule

as it's been placed upon your body?

- I do.
[Sam and crew laughing]

- Whoa. It's like he's in the room.

- Was that Christopher Walken?
- [Anna] I got it.

- She's trying to master a walk.

- Jeremy, are you ready to...

- [Everyone] Spin that wheel?

[upbeat music]
- Yeah!

- Let's go.
- The dream of mine!

- [Oscar] He's gonna get a weird one.

[Jeremy screaming]

[Oscar laughing]

- Let's do it.

- Jeremy, Jeremy.
- [Crowd] Rule.

- We've got a rule to put on you

and that rule is kiss camera upon alarm.

- What the f*ck?
- That's so Jeremy-coded.

[Jeremy and Anna laughing]

- You're gonna be doing
that the whole time.

- Now, Players, you will lose
points for disobeying rules.

But to the extent you call each other out

on disobeying rules,
before I can get to you,

you will earn points.

- No, I hate that.
- [Anna] Oh. No.

- Jer just got evil.
- I'm never gonna speak again.

[contestants laughing]

- Oscar.
- Are we gonna

spin that wheel?
- Spin that wheel!

- Oh, my gosh.
- Go, Oscar.

- Hiyah!
- Yah!

[crew cheering]

- Come on.

- [Crowd] Rule.
- Ooh.

- Okay.
- Oscar, another rule.

- Please be a nice one.
- And this one is...

No filler words.

- Oscar, you're gonna
not be allowed to speak.

- A filler word is an "um", an "ah".

You have to speak with incredible
confidence here, Oscar.

Do you understand this rule

as it's been placed upon your body?

- I understand it fully.

Thank you, Sam.
[Sam laughing]

- Oh, my god.

- Anna.
- Call me Chris.

- Let's get ready to...
- [Anna] All right.

- [Everyone] Spin that wheel!

[crew applauds]
[upbeat music]

- Woo!

- Woo, great spin.

Wow.
- Wow.

- [Oscar] Oh.

- I did a good spin.

- [Crowd] Rule.

- I only asked you to do your best,

and so far you're k*lling it.
- Okay, all right,

I am trying.

[Sam and contestants laughing]

Oh, good sh*t.

- Anna, do you understand this rule

as it's been placed upon your body?

- Yes?
[Sam laughing]

- [Sam] Sending you back.

- Uh oh.

- Jeremy.
- Yeah!

- It's time to...
- [Everyone] Spin that wheel!

- I'm just as excited as the first time!

- I wonder if Jeremy will do good.

- Woo!

Woo!

- Wait, I'm sorry, can I say something?

- Yes.
- Um...

- Filler word!

And Anna said, "I wonder
if Jeremy will do well",

which is not a question.

- No, wait, I've a que-

A question at the end?

- Evil Jeremy on.
- That's what I was gonna say.

- Didn't Oscar say, "um"?

- I was just referencing my
favorite show, "Um, Actually".

- That's two ums from
Oscar, question mark?

- No, you can't say the
word "question mark".

- I'm getting points galore, baby.

- Everybody, calm down.
- Look at what you did, Sam!

- Everybody, calm down.
- Look at what you did!

- I can only ask questions?

- A lot happened there in
a short amount of time.

- Can I even make jokes anymore?

[contestants laughing]

- Jeremy?
- Yeah?

- For successfully calling
out Oscar the first time,

that's one point for you and
one point away from Oscar.

You can choose a prompt on
your body to give to Oscar.

- Oh, my god, I've only got one.

- Give it to me, please, I want it.

- Easy.

- Anna, for calling out
Oscar the second time,

- Sam.

- [Sam] that's another
point away from Oscar

and a point for you.

You can take a prompt off your
body and give it to Oscar.

- Except you don't have to do that.

- I'm free?
- Oscar,

for calling out Anna on a
statement instead of a question,

you can take a rule off of
your body and give it to Anna.

That's one point for
you and away from Anna.

- Now, which one do I give you?

- Do you love me?

Capeesh.

- Is capeesh an Italian filler word?

[contestants laughing]

- Jeremy, let's see what
rule we have for you.

In a sing song voice.
- The whole, okay.

- Do you understand this rule
as I've explained it to you?

♪ Yes, yes, I do, Sam ♪
[Sam laughs]

- Back to your podium, please.

- Could you sound any better?

♪ Is this better ♪
[contestants laughing]

- I have to work on my Walken.

I, uh, I am so-
- Oh, can I interject, please?

- Yes, you can, Oscar.

- Is it-
- That was in the voice.

- Within the bylaws that Anna said "um"?

- That is fair, Oscar.

And so I'm gonna take
a point away from Anna,

and give it to Oscar.

And Oscar, you can take
something off your body

to give to Anna.
- You love me.

♪ It's crazy now ♪

- You know I love you, right?
- Love me.

[Sam laughing]

♪ That was straight evil Oscar ♪

- Oscar, let's get ready to...

- [Everyone] Spin that wheel.
[upbeat music]

[audience applauds]

- Sorry, here we go.
- Go for it.

[Oscar grunts]
[Jeremy cheers]

[Oscar gasps]

- [Crowd] Rule.

- Oh, another rule for you.

And this rule is...

Big energy at the end.

- Can you give me an example?

- Oscar, I'm so happy
to have you on the SHOW!

- Oh, musical theater energy.
[Sam laughs]

Yeah, I think I could do that.

♪ Good luck ♪

- Can I ask a question?

[Oscar and Sam laughing]

When we call out our contestants,

do we have to do it with all the rules?

- Yes, you do.

[Oscar and Sam laughing]

♪ Best day of my life ♪

- Anna, are you ready to...

- Am I?
- [Everyone] Spin that wheel!

- You got this, I believe in you.

- Whoa!
[audience applauds]

- You got this, Anna.

- [Crowd] Rule.
- Rule.

♪ You got this ♪

[Sam laughing]

- Very politely.

[contestants laughing]

- I'm getting, oh-
- [Oscar] Oh!

- Was that in a sing-songy voice?

- I don't think it was, Anna.

And so I'm gonna say a
point away from Jeremy.

♪ Oh f*ck ♪

- And a point for you.

♪ I got too excited too quickly ♪

- And you can go ahead and take something

off your body and hand it to him.

- In a way, I'm free.

[contestants laughing]

♪ Does this f*cking suck? ♪

[Sam laughing]

♪ Does it? ♪

♪ Does it? ♪

- Oh, no.
[contestants laughing]

- Jeremy, it's time to...

- [Everyone] Spin that wheel.
[upbeat music]

[audience applauds]
- Let's get over here, Jeremy.

- Was that a question, Jeremy?

- Did Jeremy say "Spin the wheel"?

- He DID!

- Paul?
[whistle blows]

Did Jeremy say "Spin that
wheel?" Or "Spin that wheel."?

- Sam, it was kind of muffled.

I don't know if you had an
upwards intonation at the end,

but either way, I don't think
that qualifies as a question.

♪ Who the f*ck is this guy? ♪

[audience laughs]

♪ Who is he? ♪

- I'm Paul Refereeno.

[contestants laughing]

That's my ruling.

- [Sam] You get a point,

that's one point taken away from Jeremy.

You may pick something on
your body to give to him.

- Ugh.
- Oh.

♪ Does this f*cking suck?
[vague Walken impression] ♪

- That!
[Sam and crew laughing]

That was not Christopher Walken.

- I am going to let that one slide.

You have not spun this yet, I believe.

Go ahead and take your spin.

♪ If you'll allow me ♪

[upbeat music]
[contestants laughing]

- I feel bad for Jeremy.

- [Crowd] Ooh.

- Jeremy, your prompt is...

Explain photosynthesis.

[contestants groaning]

[audience laughs]

Let's get you actually
back at what would be

your podium, Jeremy.

- You're going to do great.

[contestants snapping in rhythm]

♪ What is photosynthesis, badoobadoo ♪

[Sam laughing]

♪ Is it when the plants
start to grow, badoobadoo ♪

[Anna laughing]

♪ Would you believe it's the
chlorophyll in the leaf ♪

♪ Would you believe the sun
converts it into energy ♪

♪ Would you believe ♪

- And because Jeremy did so well at that,

I am gonna say two points for Jeremy

for accomplishing this prompt.

And if I could please have the shredder.

[upbeat music]
- [Ana] Wow!

- What the?
- Shredder!

- [Sam] Jeremy, please
pick a rule on your body

to go in the shredder.

[Anna and Oscar gasp]

- ♪ Wow, thank god. ♪
[Anna gasps]

- It's gone forever?
- [Sam] Yeah!

[shredder whirring]

- [Jeremy] Whoa.
- [Oscar] You guys.

We need to work together to do that

to every one of those.

♪ Oscar didn't add big energy at the end ♪

[Anna and Sam laughing]
[audience laughing]

- [Sam] That's gonna be a point
away from Oscar to Jeremy.

Jeremy, go ahead and pick
a prop to go on Oscar.

♪ It is the best f*cking day of my life ♪

[Sam and crew laughing]

- Oscar...
- [Everyone] Spin that wheel.

[audience applauds]
[upbeat music]

- I know, it's looking bad.

- Come on, come on, come on.

Oh.
- [Crowd] Rule.

- That's fine.

[Sam giggling]

Actually, adding emphasis
at the end is helpful

to my impression.
- Actually, yeah,

yeah, that is kinda helpful.

Ooh.

[Oscar cackling]

Without showing teeth.
- Poor Oscar.

♪ Sorry, my guy ♪

[Sam laughing]

- Oscar, let's get you back.

[alarm blaring]

- [Anna] Oscar's working overtime.

♪ That was really good ♪

- I love you.

- I love you too, my dear, Anna!

- [Sam] Anna.
- Yes?

- Let's...
- [Everyone] Spin that wheel!

[upbeat music]
[audience applauds]

- Ooh, good spin.
- Really good spin.

- Oh.
- Ooh.

- [Crowd] Modifier.
- Modifier, Anna.

Let's see what this is.

Left.

[Anna gasps]

- Everyone take one rule
and pass it to the left.

[Oscar chuckles]
[Sam laughs]

- Honestly, feels like home?

- Why are you still doing questions?

[contestants laughing]

- Jeremy, let's...
- [Everyone] Spin that wheel!

[upbeat music]
- Could I, please?

- [Anna] Go Jeremy.
[Jeremy whimpers]

- Polite doesn't mean weak.
- To me it does.

[audience applauds]

- Good spin, kid.

- [Crowd] Modifier.

♪ It's a modifiER ♪

- Oof.
- Oof?

Whatever could that mean?

[Anna giggling]

- Jeremy, this says clone.

And that means pick a
prompt on your body to clone

and give to someone else on stage.

- Oh, I wonder which one.

[Sam laughs]

That's cute, thank you.

Hmm, who will I choose?

[Anna grunts]
[Sam laughing]

- Very politely placed, I would say.

- Okay.

- Oscar.
- Let's do it.

- [Everyone] Spin that wheel.
[upbeat music]

- Let's f*cking go, Oscar!
[audience applauds]

- I believe that this
is your moment, Oscar.

It's gonna be great for you.

- [Crowd] Rule.
- Ooh.

Oscar.

Allergic to jokes.

What this means is that
whenever anyone makes a joke,

I need you to sneeze.

- Oh, man, that sucks.

Sucks a*s, sorry about that.

- I don't think that was very polite.

- I am empathizing with the man.

- I agree, Anna.

I don't think that was very polite.

- f*ck you!

[Anna and crew laughing]

f*ck you and f*ck this whole show!

♪ I don't think that
was very polite either ♪

- You don't know me, you
don't know where I'm from!

- That was not polite over twice.

Let's take two points away from Jeremy.

That's a point for Anna
and a point for Oscar.

They may both add
something to Jeremy's body.

- Can I make it double polite?
[Sam laughing]

- I don't know what that'll look like,

but I will hold him to it.

- You gotta be so polite now.

- Good luck.

[Anna, Sam, and crew laughing]

- [Jeremy] Everybody does such
a good job at this studio.

[Anna laughing]

♪ I'm allergic to jokes ♪

- That was energy at the
end in a different way.

♪ Now, Sam, do I have to find them funny ♪

♪ for them to be a joke ♪

- That's a really good question.

[Sam laughing]
- It's worth asking.

- Either you have to find them funny,

or they have to be like very clear jokes.

- Knock, knock.
- Oh, come on in.

- Thank you for having me into your home.

- My home is your home.

- Wow, did you recently

remodel your living room?
- Mi casa es su casa.

- Did you?

♪ My throat is a little itchy ♪

♪ Itchy ♪

- Again, just trying to help you out.

You don't have to ask questions.

I'm singing now.

- [Anna] I'm naturally.

♪ I saw his teeth ♪

- I feel-
- You did see his teeth.

And I saw them too.
- f*ck you!

[audience laughs]
[Sam laughs]

♪ That is not being polite ♪
- That wasn't polite!

- Another two points away from Jeremy.

- I'm blowing it.

- Oscar, two points for you.

[Jeremy sighs]

- I didn't get a point in that situation?

What the hell?

- Achoo.
[Sam laughing]

[whistle blows]

- So, sorry to intervene.

But Mr. Polite over here

didn't say, "Excuse me" after he sneezed.

- Whoa.

- And thank you for bringing
this to my attention.

[Sam laughs]

Paul Refereeno, achoo.

- And he's calling me a joke,
that's really rude, Sam.

[Sam laughing]

- I am gonna say, at the very least,

one point away from you, Jeremy.

- Oh, the tables have TURNED!

- Anna.
- [Everyone] Spin that wheel!

[upbeat music]
- [Sam] I don't if the walk

is Walken as much as it's De Niro, but.

- You go, queen, I got your BACK!

[Sam and Anna laughing]

- [Oscar] I support you!

- [Crowd] Prompt.

- The prompt, what is it?

- Find the M&Ms in the backpack.

If I could have the backpack please.

- Cool.

- Now, Anna, with 60 seconds on the clock,

doing your best Christopher
Walken with no filler words-

- Okay.
- Find the M&Ms

in the backpack.

Ready?
- Easy.

- Go.

- Okay, it looks like
I am going to school.

- Come on, queen, you got this SO MUCH!

- And I got my apple.

You know, if there is a total
how many M&Ms I should have,

that would be a help.

Look, D20.

Uh, there's nothing in that pocket.

Ah, why are there so many
f*cking dice in here?

I've got the M&Ms.

There's four, there's four.

Five!
[object clatters]

- And time.

There were in fact only
five M&Ms in that bag.

- You could've stopped me.
[Sam laughing]

[whistle blows]
- Paul, did you hear

any filler words back there?

- Sam, I'm sorry to say, Anna
did say two filler words.

- Uh, ah.

- That is gonna be two
points away from Anna.

- Not a problem.

Could somebody do Christopher
Walken for me real quick?

[alarm blaring]

[Sam laughing]

[Oscar smacks lips]

- Christopher Walken sounds like this.

- That's so good.
♪ That's really good ♪

- Christopher Walken.
- Walken.

- I'm being laughed at.
- Everybody's doing so WELL.

- Jeremy.
- [Everyone] Spin that wheel.

- [Sam] Let's go!
- [Anna] Jeremy,

you're gonna do so great.

- Spin the wheel.
- Okay, thank you.

- Thank you for shaking my hand.

- And that's a double polite.

- Let's do it!

[audience applauds]

- [Anna] I can't see his teeth.

- It really picks up speed

right there.
- [Crowd] Rule.

- This rule is...

Wearing a huge cowboy hat.

- I really want that one,
- [Oscar] ♪ I want that one ♪

- [Anna] When do I?
- Oh my GOD!

- [Anna] His head's too big.

- Howdy!

[Anna laughs]

Excuse me for yelling.

♪ I'm about to not do one of my things ♪

♪ If I can have that cowboy hat ♪

- 100%.

- Gimme the hat.
- Oscar didn't SING!

- That's correct,

and that's one point away
from Oscar to Jeremy.

What's that?
[Sam and crew laughing]

- And I thank you so
much, so much, so MUCH!

- We have lawful, we have
neutral, we have evil.

[Sam laughs]

- [Sam] Oscar.
- [Everyone] Spin that wheel!

[upbeat music]

- That was one of the meanest
things I think I've ever DONE!

And I'm sorry.

♪ He just admitted to not being polite ♪

- Polite can be mean.

Have you ever met a British woman?

[Sam laughs]
[upbeat music]

- [Crowd] Modifier.
- [Sam] Oh, another modifier.

Here we have...
- [Crowd] Flip.

- Oscar, I am going to ask you
to pick a prompt on your body

to flip upside down.

But be warned that once you do,

there's no going back on your decision.

Without showing teeth becomes...

- Always showing teeth.
- Always showing teeth.

- Whoa.

- [Jeremy] The twists
and turns are INSANE.

[Oscar giggling]

- Anna.
- [Everyone] Spin that wheel!

[upbeat music]
[audience applauds]

- Again, I'm getting-
- Shut up, Sam.

[Jeremy laughing]
- [Sam] Robert De Niro.

[upbeat music]
[audience cheers]

- [Crowd] Modifier.
- [Sam] Ooh, another modifier.

All right, Anna, you have a flip as well.

♪ Christopher Walken, Christopher Walken ♪

- I gotta see what's on the other side.

- Flip it around.

Doing your worst Robert De Niro.

[audience laughs]
[Oscar laughing]

- What does he sound like?

- Robert De Niro talks like this.

- That's really GOOD.
- [Sam] And you know,

he talks and he-
- Robert De Niro.

Robert De Niro.
- So you wanna be careful

because you also have no filler words.

- I could just do this.

That's the ultimate loophole.

- That is true.

Wow, Anna.

- The Godfather.

[Sam and contestants laughing]

- Jeremy, it's time to...
- [Everyone] Spin that wheel.

[upbeat music]
[audience cheers]

- Let's do it!
- Good luck, Jeremy.

- Thanks team, I love you guys so MUCH!

- What's it gonna be?

- [Crowd] Rule.
- Another rule

if you can stand it.

[Oscar splurts]
- Sexily.

- I mean, come ON.

- You're gonna be
swimming with the fishes.

♪ Can I just say that was a joke ♪

♪ And he didn't sneeze at all ♪

♪ I respect you as a person, YEAH ♪

- Hmm.
- That is fair, Oscar.

I'm trying to decide
if I can really do more

to Jeremy right now.
[whistle blows]

Yes, Paul Refereeno.

- He's pretty loaded up on rules.

Maybe he doesn't need
to get one this time,

but we've gotta take a point away.

- Sorry, diva.
- Paul,

in the politest way possible, f*ck YOU.

[Sam laughing]
- And, achoo, excuse me

♪ I feel like that was a joke ♪

- Do you know how much power I wield?

[Sam laughing]
- We should k*ll him.

- [Sam] I am gonna say,

just the one point away from Jeremy.

I think it was done with a
certain amount of self-awareness.

- I'm gonna tie cinder blocks to his feet,

and put him in the ocean.
[Sam laughing]

- Yeah!

- Oscar, lets...
- [Everyone] Spin that wheel.

[upbeat music]
[audience cheers]

- [Crowd] Prompt.
- Oh, it's a prompt.

Oscar.
♪ Yes ♪

- Your prompt is name 10 cheeses.

With one minute on the clock and go.

♪ Cheddar cheese,
Gorgonzola, mozzarella, ♪

♪ American cheese ♪

♪ Then of course we have ♪

[Jeremy and Sam laugh]

♪ Brie ♪

♪ And a Camembert, I
think that's a cheese ♪

♪ Or a wine, I'm not sure ♪

♪ And then there's of
course, ah, da-da-da ♪

♪ Swiss, Muenster,
Provolone and finallyyy ♪

- Oh no, he's choking at the last one.

- 10 seconds.
♪ [indistinct] cheese ♪

- Ah, thank God, Oscar.
- Yay!

- [Sam] Thank the good lord.

Pick one prompt off of your
body to go into the shredder.

Hand it over.

And into the shredder it goes.

[shredder whirring]
- [Jeremy] Oh, wow!

- Yes, no more singing.
- Wow,

you sure are good at THAT.
- Yay!

- Oscar, that is two full points for you.

- [Sam] Anna.
- Yeah.

- Spin that wheel.
[upbeat music]

- Call me Robert.
[Sam laughing]

- For Italy.

[Sam laughing]
[audience cheering]

- It's a motherland.

- That's a pretty good impresSION.

That's a good impresSION.

- [Crowd] Modifier.
- Modifier, Anna.

Let's see what this one is.

And it's another flip.

[Jeremy gasping]
- I'm rich with flips.

- Sam, I would like to say one thing.

- Yes.
- In the politest way I can.

- Yes.
- She actually did

a pretty good impression of
Robert De Niro sh**ting a g*n.

It was believable.

She did the Robert De Niro face.

Way far away from a bad
Robert De Niro CLIP.

- That is going to be one rule

off of Jeremy's body onto
Anna's body and one point-

- And then I can maybe flip it.

- [Sam] Away from Anna onto Jeremy.

- Hat, hat, please, hat, hat.
- Give her the hat, Jeremy,

you have the hat the whole time.

- Hat, hat, hat, hat, I'm the only woman.

- Don't.
[Sam laughs]

- If you don't give Anna
the hat, you're sexist.

Oh, my gosh.
- Thanks, Jeremy.

[Sam laughing]
- What's it gonna be?

- Oh, do politely.
- b*tch.

[contestants laughing]

- Feminism!
- [Sam] It's, this is-

- Thank you, can I have aNOTHER?

- No! What did you do?
- I thought we were-

- That handshake was very POLITE.

- Paul Refereeno, is shaking
someone's hand polite?

[whistle blows]

- Sam, technically shaking someone's hand

is one of the most
polite things you can do.

[Sam laughing]

- Gimme that hat!

- Anna's being quite rude now,
but it doesn't undo the past.

That is minus a point.
- Thank you,

can I have aNOTHER?

- That is going to be
one point for Jeremy.

And Jeremy, you may pick
another prompt to put on Anna.

[Oscar laughing]

- This one is secretly the WORST.

- Mhm.

There you go, friend.

I hope you enjoy it.

- You're a stupid c**t.
[contestants laughing]

- I just, can I just say, honestly,

we have asked Jeremy to
give us the cowboy hat,

and if he wore a polite
person, he would give it to us.

And not giving the cowboy hat-

- Did the British Empire
give their colonies away?

- They're colonizers, they're not nice!

Paul.
- Polite is not good.

- [Oscar] What say, Paul?
- I agree with you, Jeremy,

but be careful how you explain that.

- And thank you for that reminder.

- That's just a little
bit of feedback for you.

- I've been a big fan
of you for a long time.

- Huge fan of yours.
- Thank you so much.

- [Sam] So glad you're on the show.

- What?
- Can you guys f*cking finISH?

- And I'd love to get
Jeremy's explanation,

but he's not being very sexy.

I don't know if anyone here is turned on.

- I'm giving it all with the body.

Would the crew agree?

I'm smizing with every single one of you.

- I disagree.

- That was the least sexy
thing I've ever seen.

- Ever seen?
- [Paul] That was the least

sexy thing.
- Ouch.

- I shouldn't have said,
"f*ck you" to Paul.

- Ouch.
[Sam laughing]

- Wait, can I convince Paul,
can Paul come out here?

- [Sam] Paul, he's gonna
try to convince you

that he is in fact sexy.
- Okay.

Are we done here?
- [Sam] Yeah, we're done.

- Can I also saY?

That was a joke and a BAD ONE.

- It was not a joke, it was an act out.

- Well, I would counter to say

that the cowboy hat is a
physical joke, AKA, a prop.

And the fact that you didn't sneeze

makes it breaking of the rule.

- He was not showing
his teeth right there.

- Okay, I'm gonna say your
points remain the same.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- But you must swap one rule.

- Jeremy, it is the polite thing to do

to give me the cowboy hat.

- I want "kiss camera upon alarm".

- Okay.
- You gimme yours first.

- No, I'm not gonna fall for it.

- No, you both put them in my hands.

- Anna is behaving as intermediary.

- You're ready to switch, c**ts?

[Sam laughing]

- Thank you.
- It was awesome

doing business with you, I would SAY.

- You don't have that prompt anyMORE.

- I could do it.
- You dumb stupid IDIOT.

[Sam laughing]

- Oscar, you look great.
- Oscar,

you look stupid in that HAT.
- I feel so powerful.

- [Sam] Sexy, sexy,
Jeremy, are you ready to...

- [Everyone] Spin that wheel?
- c**t.

- [Sam] Let's go.
- [Oscar] Ooh.

Oh, models.
- [Anna] StupiD.

[Oscar laughing]

- I like your style.

Only once.
[Sam and Oscar laughing]

Achoo, excuse me.
[audience cheers]

- Boo.

- [Crowd] Prompt.

- You almost ended the
game right there, Jer.

- Oops.
- This prompt is...

- [Jeremy] Oh.

- Name five character actors.

- Oh, my achilles heel.

Character actors.
[contestants laughing]

- With one minute on the clock, go.

- Anna Garcia, one of
the best character actors

this world has ever seen.

Oscar Montoya, a
fantastic character actor,

known for character actor-ing.

Now, this is where I stumble.
[Sam laughing]

Drew Droege, a very secret,
but fantastic character actor.

- These all your friends.

- What else am I supposed to name?

- Jeremy Culhane, he's
been in so many shows.

Look up his IMDB,

he's really trying to raise
that star meter, he's amazing.

French, French.

Some guy named French.

- John hosted the-
- John Leguizamo.

- [Oscar] No, hosted the Daily Show.

- John Leguizamo.

John Stewart?

- And the name that you just said?

- Stewart French.

French Stewart, French Stewart,
a fantastic character actor.

[timer buzzing]
- That is a minute, Jeremy.

Now, under normal circumstances,

I would say I don't think that counts,

but I do think it's polite to
hype up your fellow actors.

- And that's where my mind was.

I was like, why use this
moment on this huge,

wonderful platform to name people

that already have a lot going for them?

What about naming people
that don't have a lot going?

- That was the least polite

that I've literally ever heard in my life.

In my life!
- You helped yourself!

[Sam laughing]
- I wanted to help us all.

- [Sam] First things first,
that's two points for Jeremy.

Jeremy, pick a prompt on
your body, please, to shred.

- I don't like this one.

- And into the shredder it goes.

[shredder whirring]
[Jeremy clapping]

Yay.

Nobody?

Polite is hard for me, I'm realizing.

Let's take a point away from
Jeremy, give it to Anna.

Anna, pick a rule on your
body to give to Jeremy.

- Thank YOU!
[contestants laughing]

- Oscar.
- [Everyone] Spin that wheel.

- Yeehaw.
- [Sam] Let's do it, Oscar.

- Weehee.
[upbeat music]

- I actually wanna give
you "no filler words".

- [Sam] What's it gonna be?

- [Crowd] Ru...

Prompt.

- A prompt.
- Ooh.

- And that prompt is...

Shout-out a viewer.
- [Oscar] Great.

- [Sam] Go ahead, Oscar,
head back to the stage.

Oscar, wearing a huge cowboy hat,

without cursing, and always showing teeth,

who would you like to shout out?

- Your name is Alejandra.

And I know that because
you're from Colombia.

[Oscar speaking Spanish]

- That was really NICE.
[Oscar laughing]

- And Oscar, was that a real person?

- Yes, Alejandra, she lives in Bogota,

and she reached out to me

saying that it was good to
see a Colombian doing comedy.

- Oh, that's so nice.
- And it made me feel

so special and warm.

- That's two points for you, Oscar.

Go ahead.
- Not showing his teeth.

- Well, and I'll also
counter to say that like,

calling something out after
such an emotionally vulnerable

moment isn't the politest thing to do.

- [Sam] Oscar, go ahead and
pick a prompt on your body

to go to the shredder.
- Ooh.

- How am I doing so f*cking bad?

- [Sam] And Jeremy.
- Yes.

- Let's give you a point,
taking one away from Oscar.

Go ahead and pick a prompt on
your body to give to Oscar.

[Anna gasps]

- I'm f*cking done with this sh*t.

[Sam and crew laughing]

- No more. Mr. Nice Guy.

- Thank you so much, Jeremy.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- How did Oscar end up with
the most on-brand props?

- Oscar's just f*cking being himself.

- Literally, even wearing cowboy hat.

- Next up is Anna, let's...
- [Everyone] Spin that wheel.

[upbeat music]
[audience cheers]

- Yeah.
- Yes.

- Yeah!

- Let's f*cking go.
- [Crowd] Rule.

- Oh, Anna, your rule is...

"Calling everyone 'big dog'".

- Oh, my god.
- This is is so awesome.

- Now, before this goes on your body,

I must warn you this means no names.

In that case.
- Thanks, big dog.

- Wow, you got the
Jacob Wysocki challenge.

- Yeah, big dog.

[alarm blaring]

[thirst music]
[Oscar and Sam laughing]

- So, ah, mwah.
- [Oscar] Ew.

- That was sexy, man, I don't
know what you guys saying.

[Sam laughing]

- Jeremy, let's...
- [Everyone] Spin that wheel.

[upbeat music]
[audience cheers]

- Oh, I'm not polite anymore.
[Sam laughing]

- Not impolite either.

[Sam and Jeremy laughing]

- Rule.
- Oh!

- Oh, oh my gosh.

- Another rule, Jer, and that rule is...

Repeating the last word you say.

- That actually is gonna be easy for you

because of big energy at the end.

- That isn't very RUDE of YOU, YOU.

- I said it rudely, big dog.

- You said "That won't
be very hard for you"

which is a nice polite
gesture to SAY, SAY.

- [Anna] But I said it rudely.

- I think that's too helpful, Anna.

That's a point away
from Anna and to Jeremy.

Jeremy, go ahead, Jer, pick something

to put on Anna's body.
- ♪ Which one is it ♪

♪ Gonna be, be ♪

I hate this one so much, much.

[Anna babbling]
- Big dog! [screams]

[Anna groaning]
[Oscar and Sam laughing]

- That brings us back to Oscar.

- [Everyone] Spin that wheel.
[upbeat music]

- Wheel!
- [Sam] Let's do it.

- Woohoo!

- I'm on that wheel, wheel.

- Big money, big money, big money.

- It's no use, stupid IDIOT.
[Jeremy laughs]

- [Crowd] Modifier.
- Modifier, Oscar.

- I hope you f*cking FAIL!
- Thank you.

Okay.
[Sam gasps]

- Oscar.
- [Crowd] Swap.

- Would you go ahead and swap one prompt

of your choice with another player?

- The hat, you're crazy.
- Gimme the HAT.

- Or you could give me the hat, hat.

[Sam laughing]

- I think I'm going to give,

because it is a polite
thing to do, my cowboy hat.

- [Sam] Wow.
- [Oscar] To the person

who betrayed me,
[Jeremy gasping]

because when they go low, we go high.

- Wow.
- [Oscar] Just kidding,

I'm giving it to Anna.
[Anna screams excitedly]

[Sam laughing]
- That way everyone gets

a turn with the hat.
- Yes!

- Ow.
- Oh, sorry.

- [Sam] Oh, no.
- I'm sorry.

- Ow, ow!

You punched me in the eye.
- Sorry.

- No, no.
- Oh, sorry,

I'm not sorry.
- [Oscar] Don't apologize.

- You f*cking c**t.
- Does Oscar get to choose

the one he takes, takes?
- [Sam] Yeah.

[Anna gasps]

- Yeah, that feels right.

- Come on, let's play, big dogs!

- [Sam] Anna.
- Yep.

[audience laughing]

- Let's...
- [Everyone] Spin that wheel.

- Wheel.
[upbeat music]

[Anna mimics punch sound]
[Sam laughing]

[audience cheers]

- [Crowd] End.
- Oh, no.

- [Crowd] Rule.
[Anna screaming]

- That was f*cking CRAZY.
- That was so close.

Another rule, Anna,
this is your sixth rule.

- I'm gonna put this rule on my as*h*le.

- That would be rude.

This rule is...

- [Oscar] Oh, these are
sexy handcuffs, big dog.

- Wait, let me try 'em on, on.

Dang, those would look good on me, me.

- Anna, you look-

[whistle blows]
- Refereeno.

- Oscar, you just called Anna Anna.

- The name Anna is not the name big dog.

That's gonna be a point away from you.

- Oh.
- Thank you, Refereeno.

- [Anna] Oh, great.
- [Jeremy] Oh.

- Jeremy, it's time.
- [Everyone] Spin that wheel.

[upbeat music]
[audience cheers]

[Jeremy grunts]
- Yeah.

- Woo.
- [Crowd] Modifier.

- Your modifier is...
- [Crowd] Swap.

- Swap.
- Ooh.

- You can pick one rule
to swap with someone else.

- I've had a devious
thought for this whole game,

and I have been hoping I get a swap.

- What are you talking about, big dog?

- Sam, can I swap with you?

[Oscar scoffs]

- Jeremy, what would
you like to give to me?

[Oscar blows a raspberry]

Let's return to my podium.

- [Jeremy] What is happening?

Oh, my god, god.

- Jeremy, best of luck.

- Thank you, you.

Oh, my gosh.

I think I will put this on.

[Oscar laughing]

- Is this a convincing body roll?

- Can I say that that's not sexy?

- Welcome to Make Some Noise!

- Hey, host?

I don't think you said it twice.

- It's a run on sentence, sentence.

Let's take a point away from
Oscar for biting back, back.

And Sam, that's not very sexy, sexy.

- That's what I was
pointing out out earlier!

- Let's take a point away from Sam.

Give a point to Anna.

And Anna, you're allowed to give

one of your rules to Sam, Sam.

Oscar, can you be very polite
and help Anna take one off.

- Give it to me, I can take anything.

- Big dog.
- Which one would you?

- This one is a nightmare.

- Okay, here you go.

May I place it upon your vest?

- Yes, consent is important and sexy.

- Hey, that was sexy.
- That's good, good.

Now you're in the game, game.

- This is like watching your dad.

- It's like watching your DADDY!

[Anna heaves]
- That's good, good.

- That wasn't sexy.

Jeremy, take a point away, please.

- Let's take a point away from Anna

for not finding that sexy, sexy.

- I'm gonna m*rder you, dude.

- Oscar.
- [Everyone] Spin that wheel.

- [Jeremy] Wheel.

- May I very politely

give my turn over to
our new contestant, Sam,

to spin the wheel?

- That's a point away
from Oscar, unfortunately.

- Big dog, oh, no.
- [Jeremy] He said "Sam".

- [Oscar] I hate this, oh no.
- I'm good at this, this.

- So many good things happen
when you just give up control.

- Not a lot of energy
at the end there, there.

That's a point away again.

- Jeremy, can I have 10 points?

- Why, why?
- I want them you stupid f*ck.

- Convincing, I like that.

Let's give Anna 10 points, points.

Oscar, spin that wheel, wheel.

- I got 10 points for asking!
[Anna screaming]

- This is my game,
m*therf*cker, m*therf*cker!

[audience cheers]
[upbeat music]

- Oh.
- [Crowd] End.

- [Crowd] Rule!
- Oh, no.

Another rule, rule.

Let's see what it is, is.

- [Oscar] I can hold onto the microphone.

- No, I got it, I got it.

Oh, starting with "What's
up, YouTube?", YouTube.

Do you understand this rule, rule?

- What's up, YouTube?

Yeah, I do, big dog.
[Jeremy chuckles]

- Fricking awesome, awesome.

Wow, what fun.

Sexy, sexy, I'll give him
one point, one point, point.

Anna, are you ready to...

- [Everyone] Spin that wheel?
- [Jeremy] Wheel.

[upbeat music]
[audience cheers]

[Oscar laughing]

- [Jeremy] Whoa, a modifier.
- [Crowd] Modifier.

- Okay, let's see what
the modifier is, is.

It's flip, flip.
- [Crowd] Flip.

- Wearing a tiny cowboy hat, hat.

Oh, here it comes.
- Cute!

[Anna screaming]

This is the best day of my life, life.

Oh, yeah.
- So tight on my head.

- 10 out of 10, ha!

- Sam, are you ready to...
- [Everyone] Spin that wheel?

- [Jeremy] Wheel?
[upbeat music]

[audience cheers]

- Oh, I'm on this side NOW.
[Oscar laughing]

- [Jeremy] Woo!

- [Crowd] Modifier.

- [Jeremy] Oh, another modifier, modifier.

Let's look what's under curtain one, one.

It's another flip, flip.
- [Crowd] Flip.

- We're gonna flip sexily.

- Thank you.
[Oscar laughing]

- For unsexily.
- Uh-oh, uh-oh.

- No difference.
- Very rudely, nice job, job.

Ew.
[Oscar laughs]

Actually, I'm gonna take
a point away from you.

That's a fetish.

- What's up, YouTube?

I think this is how I walk.
[Anna and Oscar laughing]

- Sam, what do you have
to say for yourself, self?

- I eat my own boogers.

- [Anna] Oh, he was not big at the end.

- Oh.
- He was not big at the end.

- [Jeremy] We'll give a point to Anna.

Which one do you want to give, Sam, Sam?

- What if I flipped one and gave him one?

- Paul Refereeno?
[whistle blows]

- Will we allow?
- Whoa, what's going on here?

- Yeah, guess who's your boss now?

Maybe watch your back.
[Sam laughing]

Or I could fire your
f*cking a*s, like this.

- That's how you're gonna
speak to your employees?

- That's also the hottest
thing you've done all game.

[audience laughs]

- Is it all right if Anna flips one,

and gives it to Sam, Sam?
- I think that's totally valid

according to league rules.
- Thank you, thank you.

Give it up for Paul Refereeno, Refereeno.

Do it.

Full valley girl, girl.

Tough to make unsexy.

Things are really heating up, up.

Oscar, are you ready to...

- [Everyone] Spin that wheel?
- [Jeremy] Wheel?

[upbeat music]
[audience cheers]

- What's up, YouTube?

Yes I am, big dog.
[alarm blaring]

- [Jeremy] Ah, f*cking, sh*t.

Hey, what's up?

I'm Sam Reich, here's a consensual kiss.

- Good job like Jeremy, like,

that's exactly like how I would do it.

Like, ah.

- Very valley girl, I heard it little bit.

- A little bit.
- Not so easy is it, huh?

[Anna cheering]

- [Crowd] Modifier.

- Another modifier.

Let's see what's underneath this.

- Pull it off, you weak sh*t brain.

- [Jeremy] Modifier, modifier.

- Sam's being disgusting.
- Like, eh.

- Big energy at the end, come on.

- Ha!

[Oscar and Anna laughing]

- [Crowd] Clone.
- Oh, we got a clone, clone.

Oscar.
- What's up, YouTube?

I'm going to clone clone itself.

- What the f*ck, f*ck?

How are you ready with that?

That was crazy.
- Yes.

- I will allow it, it.

- What's up, YouTube?

I wanna use both clones on Game Show Host.

- Hmm.

All right, you've convinced me.

Let's do it, it.
- Yeah!

- So, we're gonna clone these.
- Can I have the glasses?

- What's that?
- Oh, my god.

[Anna gasping]
- Look who's freaking

left, left.
- [Anna] It's our disgusting

f*cking contestant.

All right, I think it's time for Sam to...

- [Everyone] Spin that wheel.
[upbeat music]

- [Jeremy] Yeah.
- All right, Sam.

- Spin that wheel, wheel.
- Spin that wheel, wheel.

[Audience cheering]

[Sam garbling]

- [Crowd] Prompt.
- [Anna] Prompt!

And you have to do it.
- Uh-oh.

- Put on lipstick.
[crew laughs]

Put on lipstick!

- Okay, let's go back to the
area where you do things.

Sam, you've got 60 seconds
on the clock, clock.

- I don't think he can do it.

- Three, two, one, one.
[clock ticking]

[crew laughing]

- Ah!
- Oh.

Yeah!

- All right, Sam gets to get
rid of a thing and shred it.

- [Jeremy] Unsexily.
- [Oscar] Oh.

- Let's do it.
- Put it in.

- [Jeremy] Grind, grind, grind.

- [Anna] Grind, grind.

Nice sh*t in your little pants machine.

- This is gonna be so much better.

- What's up, YouTube?

Our next contestant is Sam.
- Sam Reich.

- Are you ready to...
- [Everyone] Spin the wheel?

- Let's go, Samuel.
[upbeat music]

[audience cheers]
- Let's go, Samuel.

- All right, Sam.
- Whoa, yeah.

- All right, all right, oh!

- [Crowd] End of show!

- And with that, folks, we end our game.

- Let's go back to the podium.
- Oh.

- [Oscar] Okay, here we go, ready?

- [Anna] Yeah.

- What's up, YouTube?

Big dogs here with 23 points.

- And no other competitors, competitors.

- We have our winner, which is...

- [Together] Sam Reich!
- Reich.

- Sam, you win this copy
of the Constitution,

the Ultimate Rule Book.

- [Jeremy] Rule Book.
- What's up, YouTube?

- [Together] That does it
for us here at Game Changer.

- Changer.

- I am your host, big dog...
- I am your host, Sam Reich...

- I am your host, Sam Reich, Reich...

- [Together] Reminding you
that your parents were right,

rules can be fun.
- Fun.

- Good night.
- Good night, night.

[audience cheers]
[triumphant music]

[triumphant music fades]