01x05 - Jason Luna

[bunniefuu]

Jason how are you doing I'm doing great

and then could I ask how old are you sir

I am 21 years of age

it is

of age and do you have a girlfriend or

anything I'm very single at the moment I

have nothing going on maybe my luck will

change who knows your luck could change

but you can't really fraternize with the

mob mob are you intimidated

uh have you have you ever had a

girlfriend no I'm not everybody that's

true that is true I've never I'm I'm I'm

a loser someone's saying no

you just did this very very smart

psychologically you've messed with them

please ladies calm down there's only one

of me and one of him in 2007 senator

Larry Craig said his wide stance was the

reason he was arrested where a bedroom a

bathroom a barn ladies of the mob please

answer now

okay this is a big story when it

happened uh the Senate asked him to

resign uh he was apparently soliciting

and um he was in a bathroom stall so I'm

going to lock that answer in Jason said

a bathroom the correct answer is

okay let's see how many members of this

female mob got that incorrect

women got that wrong you are four people

away from one thousand dollars

yes for your next question first take a

look at this

hi I'm Dawn Wells from Gilligan's Island

what small fish shares its name with a

tiny boat that I was Shipwrecked on on

Gilligan's Island

C Squad

mob please answer now

hey Jason well I've watched a lot of

this show I'm not exactly sure why but

um right on the boat at the beginning

you can see it every time you watch it

it is the SS Minnow

yes just hoping it's minnow the correct

answer is

four people to start your first wins at

a thousand dollars let's find out how

many people just got eliminated

there you go you are at one thousand

dollars and you are eight women away

from five thousand dollars

so far Jason's doing well with the

ladies

we'll find out when we come back

and he's 88 women away from one million

dollars

stop

you don't have a girlfriend no not at

all and you haven't used any helps what

would you do if you won a million bucks

here I suppose I try buying a girlfriend

if that's possible

all right it's one versus 88.

which company is represented by a spokes

gecko

Petco Costco Geico ladies of the mob

please answer now

all right Jason do you know which

company is represented by a spokes gecko

well it's really hard not to when the

commercials are on like 24 7.

I guess they started doing this because

it's a pun on the name so it's the Geico

Gecko and what a fun pun that is I'm

walking that in he's hoping and saying

it's C Geico the correct answer is

all right you're at a grand you need to

knock out eight more people to go to

five thousand dollars let's see how many

people got that wrong

in the Olympic Games which is an

official weightlifting event

the clean and jerk the grab and thrust

the rub and tug

female mob please answer now

now Jason

what happens at one versus 100 stays at

100. which of those three are you

thinking about well to be honest

um when the Olympics come around I

always intend to watch everything but

there's like 6 000 events so it's really

hard to keep track and I I'm not really

familiar with the weightlifting so I'm

gonna have to use a help okay he's gonna

ask for help you can ask them out you

can trust them up or you can pull them

up

I think I'm good since um I'm vague on

any of the choices really I mean it's

fine because I have no knowledge I'm

gonna try asking the mob and see what

that gets me okay you're going to ask

the Mob We are going to randomly select

two people out of the mobs one of them

has the right answer and one of them has

the wrong answer and you're gonna get to

speak to both of them okay all right see

who they are

number 95 which of these three did you

select a the clean and jerk say one more

time for me they're clean

say that the clean and jerk I chose

because that was my gut

for 37 which of these three did you

choose I chose B the grab and thrust

please calm down

and why did you choose that they all

sounded really sexual and that sounded

the least sexual

I'm just going to ask this it's one

thing to be on one versus 100 but this

is kind of a fantasy for you isn't it

yeah really I'm thinking well what you

know right now right you have two

answers we know that it's not C the rub

and tug

what do you think

well um

the robin tug was probably the one I

eliminated most quickly and it's really

a toss-up for me between it's a toss-up

that's it

perhaps left right I I really think I'm

gonna have to go to another help I don't

want to get out this early wow

for help we're going to get him more

help

welcome back to one versus 100 Battle of

the

sexas so far Jason you've only knocked

out 13 women and you're stuck on the

weightlifting question right now you had

two choices when you asked the mob and

now you've decided to use one more help

yes you can trust the mob or you can

pull the mob I think I want to try

pulling the mob

okay all right

Jason you tell me which one of those you

want to know more about and I'm going to

show you how many people chose that

answer all right um kind of been leaning

towards the grab and thrust so I want to

see how many people answered B how many

women chose B the grab and

thrust 33 of the 87 all right uh simple

uh majority math tells me that the clean

and jerk seems like a good consensus so

I'm going to play the game and lock in a

clean and

jerk he's hoping the answer is a the

cleaning jerk the correct answer

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is all right you're seven people away

from $5,000 let's find out how many

women have just been eliminated

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yeah you knocked out 43

women you have

$50,000 right you have one help left

you're 44 Women away from $1 million

Jason I'm asking you sir yes do you want

the money or do you want the women

mob do you want to risk it all Jason by

going one more

question

the it's one versus

44 The Familiar border on the front

cover of National Geographic magazine is

what color red

blue yellow ladies please answer

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now Jason what are you uh thinking here

I've read the magazine a lot I as a

child I really haven't read it recently

so I'm pretty sure I'm pretty confident

it's a yellow cover so I'm going to lock

that in you locked in

yellow all right he's hoping it's C

yellow the correct answer is

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jeal

congratulations find out how many people

got that

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wrong

oh

two you are two women away from $775,000

yes you have one help left do you want

the money or do you want the mob

[Applause]

it's one versus

two here's your next

question there's always room for liquor

which of these is currently a flavor of

jello brand gelatin Margarita

moito or

Martini ladies of the mob please answer

[Music]

now Jason yes do you eat Jello on

occasion I've never eaten any uh alcohol

based jell I didn't if I had known I

probably would have eaten them they

sound

delicious what are your instincts well

martinis I can't imagine that being a

really like solid Jell-O flavor uh

mojito I'm not really quite sure what

that tastes like I guess it's kind of a

I never had one really you know it's on

my to-do list on

alcohol imagine some tropical flavor

margarita has a really distinct flavor

so that's kind of what I'm leaning

towards but wow I've never never heard

of any of these like being on shelves or

anything you

know should I just go with my instinct

uh you know it sounds like a good flavor

I'm just going to go with Margarita and

lose and get it over with hey locking it

in there you

go yeah you basically just took a jello

shot is what you did basically Jason is

hoping the answer is a margarita

and the correct answer

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is you didn't

lose Margarita flavor

Jello has no

alcohol let's find out how many women

got that

wrong really

[Music]

[Applause]

W you knocked out 18 women you just w a

$100,000 you are four people away from a

quarter of a million dollar will Jason

RIS and put that money on the line we'll

find out right after this

[Applause]

Jason you have

$100,000 that is twice as much money as

Katie got to sorry to bring it up you

are 24 women away from $1

million you have one help left and I

have one question for you do you want

the money or do you want the

[Applause]

all right it's one vers

24 here's your next

question what country's national anthem

has its own name in the title the United

States Canada the United Kingdom ladies

of the mob please answer now

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hey Jason I'm uh actually fairly

confident on this one uh I know the

United States star single banner of

course uh United Kingdom something like

God saved the queen and of course

everyone's favorite national anthem O

Canada walking it

in Jason a lot is writing on this you

are currently at $100,000

[Applause]

Jason was confident that the answer is B

Canada the correct answer

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is it's me it's Oh

Canada if four women answered that

incorrectly you will jump to a quarter

of a million

dollar let's find out how many ladies

got that

[Music]

wrong you knocked out one

woman you are now three women away from

a qu of a million dollars

you have one help left do you want the

money or do you want the

M oh

the it's one versus

[Applause]

23 in the 2008 election which celebrity

is eligible to be elected president of

the United States Liam

niss Arnold Schwarzenegger Vigo

mortensson mob please answer now

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feeling a little pressure yeah a little

bit U I'm a little uncertain I I think I

might have it but I'm just thinking like

I know Arnold Schwarzenegger he's a

Austrian all the way so uh he's not a

naturalized citizen and Liam niss um he

has that like a thick Scottish brogue

going for him vgo mortson the name the

name kind of throws me off uh but he has

like the most natural American accent

out of the three of them so that

suggests uh

an American upbringing to me so I'm just

going to go for it and lock in

C wow you realize if you're incorrect

the surviving members of the mob these

ladies would split

[Applause]

$100,000 the correct answer

[Applause]

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is must be born in the United

States you are three women away from a

quarter of a million

dollars let's find out how many women

got that

[Music]

[Applause]

wrong eight women

wrong you are at a quar of a million

dollar it's a big

deal you are five women away from a half

a million dollars right 15 away from $1

million

now you got one help left right right I

do that's the trust the mob uhhuh you

now could leave with $250,000

wow do you want the

money or do you let the

M it's one versus

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[Applause]

15 here you

go okay you might want to hold on to the

railing yeah according to Hallmark what

is the biggest hard giving holiday of

the

year

Christmas Mother's Day Valentine's Day

ladies of the mob please answer

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now do you give cards to people uh I do

for the major holidays I tend to give a

card when I

can um well I'm kind of leaning towards

eliminating Valentine's Day just because

uh some people who aren't in

relationship like myself sa Saab

uh might uh wouldn't necessarily give

out a card on Valentine's Day it's a

popular card holiday I'm sure but I

don't think it's number

one Christmas seems like the

go-to his mother's

day it's it's another holiday where it's

it's widely

celebrated

then God and then not everyone

celebrates Christmas either so this is

not like a like a lock like you know

something every everyone has to

celebrate or

anything wow Christmas season is such a

big

thing you know I'm going to go with my

my my gut reaction and you have

one you have a help left right right

uh all

right

Christmas you know I just have to tell

you there's got to be some lady out

there for you cuz you've got guts of

steel

or

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[Applause]

just you know what Jason just for

shiggles before we find out the correct

answer let's find out how many people

got this wrong

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[Applause]

all the women got that wrong so if you

get it right Jason you'll win a

million all right okay this is this is

uh this has never happened

here how do you feel feel nervous I why

can I not feel nervous why why do you I

feel really nervous because I'm if if

anyone said Christmas along with me

they're clearly wrong so that means I'm

clearly wrong and I imagine someone was

thinking along the same lines I was so

now I'm really nervous about

this it's a million dollars right

now and it all comes down

in

Christmas if you're

right if you're right you have a million

dollars if you're not

right you walk away with

nothing but maybe some phone numbers cuz

you've been very

Charming all

right according to Hallmark what is the

biggest card giving holiday of the year

Jason said a

Christmas the correct answer is

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[Applause]

oh our first million dollar winner

ever

[Applause]

power how do you feel how are you

feeling I can't even I I don't think

it's really hit me yet I I I was

I was really doubtful on the question

and um I was expecting it to go

something else and I just it's I don't

I've never seen that much money you know

ever and now I'm going to I guess

wow

now do you think this maybe will give

you the confidence to go out and maybe

maybe meet someone maybe date maybe go

on a I

am I'm very happy for you tonight an

amazing thing

happened we'll see you next time on one

versus

100 congratulations to tonight's $10,000

mob Money winner