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03x08 - Inside, Outside

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Fall Guy". Aired: November 4, 1981 – May 2, 1986.*
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Colt Seavers is a Hollywood stunt man who moonlights as a bounty hunter.

03x08 - Inside, Outside

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Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell.

But I've been seen with Farrah.

I've never been with anything less than a
nine.

So fine.

I've been on fire with Sally Field.

Gone fast with a girl named Bo.

But somehow they just don't end up as
mine.

It's a death defying life I lead.

I take my chances.

I've died for living in the movies and TV.

But the hardest thing I
ever do is watch my leading

ladies kiss some other guy
while I'm bandaging my knee.

I might fall from a tall building.

I might roll a brand new car.

Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made
Redfoot such a star.

I've never spent much time in school.

But I've taught ladies plenty.

It's true I hire my body out from pay.

Hey, hey.

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Teague's
blowin' up for Rocky Welch.

But when I wind up in the hay,
it's only hay.

Hey, hey.

I might jump an open drawbridge or Tarzan
from a vine.

Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes
Eastwood look so fine.

Okay, Colt and Howie are going for it.

Colt, go for the ridge.

Howie, get closer.

Okay, get a little lower, guys.

You're only getting one shot at this one.

Colt, be careful.

Hello, Colt.

Sam Garrick.

A modern answer to Dracula.

Whose blood are you suckin' today?

Easy, Neil.

Mr. Seavers and I are having a business
discussion.

No, we're not.

I'm busy, Garrick.

Good.

Too busy to show up in court on Monday?

Oh, I wouldn't miss a chance on puttin'
you away.

Well, maybe I can change your mind.

I tried to bribe the city safety
inspector.

People's lives are on the line.

Save me the moral lesson.

Just save me the trouble of personally
throwin' you outta here.

Come on, Neil.

Seavers, turn down the proposition.

Get Terry Michaels.

I'm sorry...

I've been on a roll for a while now.

You're blocking my son.

How about sharing it?

No, thank you.

Would you like to play a little
volleyball?

No, thank you.

What's that you're reading?

Uh, that's a law book.

How about discussing the Dreyfus case over
a glass of beer?

Can't.

Winslow versus the City of Detroit,


What's that?

It's the case of a grown-up woman buying
an alcoholic beverage for a juvenile.

I'm gonna be a doctor.

A doctor?

I've been studying.

Anatomy?

Sorry, you won't score here.

You'll do better at the volleyball game.

No, it's a shark!

Don't go in!

There's a shark out there!

That's not a shark!

She's been kidnapped!

Oh man, I wish I was with Terry.

You know, she spends every Friday at the
beach.

I think that's a good way to end the week.

I think it's a great way to start the
weekend.

Just relax, watch a few football games.

I have a much better idea for you.

Yeah, what?

This.

This book teaches you how to combine
mental exercise with physical exercise.

Really, you follow what it says and you
can be totally remade, body and soul.

Sounds like something you could use,
kid.

Oh, I did.

Be careful, Howie.

You shouldn't fool with perfection.

Take it easy, Terry.

Take it easy?

I thought I was attacked by a shark.

This could be a very enjoyable stay.

Look, leave her alone, will you?

You've got a job to do.

If Seavers does what he's told, she'll be
out here Monday morning at 10 o 'clock.

Oh, I bet.

Are you aware of the penalty for
kidnapping?

Kidnapping?

Is that what this is?

We didn't kidnap you.

You had an accident, remember?

We nursed you back to health.

Oh, is that my story?

In a nutshell, honey.

And nobody gets hurt, you got it?

Yeah, hello.

Colt, it's for you.

Seavers here.

We have your friend Terry Michael,
Seavers.

Terry, I don't understand.

We've got her.

And we're keeping her.

As long as you... You
mean you've kidnapped her?

Don't interrupt.

Who is it?

I said don't interrupt, Seavers.

Now, it's simple.

If you testify in the Garrick case Monday
morning, she's dead Monday afternoon.

What's wrong?

Terry, she's been kidnapped.

Well, who did it?

Garrett.

You sure?

Notify the FBI.

Connie died ten years ago, Sam.

I wish your daughter would find it in her
heart to accept me.

She does accept you, Rita.

As my wife.

But not as a mother.

You and Sally are about the same age.

Well, I suppose it'll just take time.

If it weren't for you, I don't know how
I'd make it through this trial.

You know I'll always be at your side.

Haven't you two ever heard of a bedroom?

We're invaded.

He's coming through the construction site
for the new Atrium.

Who are all those shots?

A lone man is trying to break in.

In daylight?

Sorry, fella.

I need a rental.

Don't worry.

It would take a tank to get through this.

It does sound like a tank.

What do you think it is?

I don't know, Rita.

We better get out of here.

Uh-uh.

It's safer in here.

You slimy parasite.

You touch one hair on her head and I'll
k*ll you.

Colt, what's the idea of breaking into my
house?

You might be a bounty hunter, but you have
no right...

Don't talk to me about rights,
Garrick.

You just let Terry go.

What are you talking about?

He kidnapped Terry Michaels to stop me
from testifying.

Get him out of here.

I'll get you, Garrick.

It's the last thing I...

Did he give you any other information?

Colt, this is Carl Usher.

He's with the FBI.

Mr. Usher, this is Colt Seavers.

What are you going to do about Garrick?

Unfortunately, all we can do is keep him
out of this.

I'll keep him under surveillance.

You mean that's all you're going to do?

You're not to go near him.

What are you talking about?

He's had a restraining order put out
against you.

Another bulldozer incident and you'll be
in jail.

I thought you were here to help us.

That's the law.

I know all about the law, but he has
Terry.

We're doing everything we can do... for
now.

Look, Seavers, off the record, I probably
would have done the same thing myself.

Finally, we're alone.

I thought you'd come around.

This wasn't my idea, you understand?

No, I didn't think it was.

Whose was it?

Very smart.

But I'm afraid that my sources are
confidential.

Well, you can't hate a girl for trying.

Mm-mm.

No.

I'm afraid that I'd have trouble hating
you... no matter what you're trying.

We're ready for the call.

If they call again.

Oh, they will.

We have to keep her alive until it's too
late for me to testify.

Keep them talking long enough for me to
trace.

I doubt if that'll happen.

Well, then we haven't got a chance.

Oh, Terry's smart.

She'll try to get a clue over to us.

Colt Seavers?

This is Terry Michael's new best friend,
Seavers.

I trust that you've reconsidered your
Monday court appearance.

How do I know she's still alive?

Be careful.

Let's not end our new friendship too soon,
huh?

Colt?

Terry?

Uh, Terry, are you all right?

Uh, under the circumstances, yeah,
I think so.

Uh, one of the two guys...

That's it, pal.

What are you gonna do to me?

That depends on you.

Well, I don't have much choice.

That's true.

If anybody tells you what to do,
let me know, ok?

But I'm on my way.

I'll probably decide.

Johnny?

Hey, Meg.

Hey, don't get too close.

If you go near that thing, it'll do it
right.

What is that button you're looking at?

Oh, our young blood.

Me born, by the way.

Tell me, why are you crying.

Look, we're in the fish storage,
Joe Paterson.

Like you know me broke the bowl.

Hold it right there.

Now get in my car.

Kidnapping's not enough.

Now it's m*rder.

Hold it!

Savers!

That's enough!

Bringing your daughter up right,
huh?

Come on.

Don't!

Make another move or your friend's dead.

Dead.

He's still gaining on us.

We've got to shake him before we switch
cars.

There, up the next street.

Help me get Savers into the limo.

I'm sorry I had to hit you so hard.

So am I.

You look surprised.

I am, that I'm still alive.

I don't want you or the girl k*lled.

You're not making a very good case for
yourself.

Colt, I am being framed for the kidnapping
of Terry Michaels.

Now, I don't want to go to jail.

With your testimony, the most I'll get is,
oh, two years.

That would alleviate a lot of suffering.

But kidnapping, that's forever.

Maybe even the gas chamber.

I wouldn't risk a dumb move like that.

Now, we've got to find
out who's holding Terry,

or she's dead and I'm
dead right alongside of her.

You really are scared.

You bet I am.

And you ought to be.

Any ideas?

Yes.

I think it's someone on the inside.

Someone close to me.

Someone who's trying to get hold of the
organization.

I don't know who to trust.

That's why I contacted you, hoping we
could help each other.

Find her before it's too late.

All right.

But we're going to need someone on the
inside.

Someone you can trust.

They know you.

I have a perfect person, but you have to
play your part.

I don't get it.

Bringing in someone new is going to look
peculiar.

You have to appear absolutely paranoid.

Hiring a new bodyguard to protect you.

Colt, I'm no actor.

Now, you better start taking lessons.

By the way, tell no one, not even your
wife.

It's got to be convincing.

Me?

You want me to be his bodyguard?

Time is running out for us and for Terry.

It's the only way we'll find out who's
behind the kidnapping.

Well, what happens then?

Well, Sally has spread the word that
you're not to be trusted.

That for the right price, you'd k*ll your
own mother.

Uh, what's the point?

Well, we'll help Garrick on the inside
while he helps us on the outside.

And you can help by letting out the word
what scum Howie is as a k*ller.

Well, in other words, I'm the bait.

Yeah, but keep in mind, all the fish are
sharks.

Sally, what's the matter?

That man is a snake.

Who?

Sig Turner, Dad's new bodyguard.

Well, your father seems to trust him.

He'd sell his own mother if there were
enough money in it for him.

Rita, I'm worried.

I tried to talk Dad out of it.

I tried to talk Dad out of it.

I tried to talk Dad out of hiring him,
but he's been so strange lately.

Maybe you could help.

Of course I will, if that's what you want.

Here you go.

Thank you, Judy.

Cold Seavers?

I recognize your voice, Seavers.

What are you going to do about the trial?

I still have more than eighteen hours.

Uh-huh.

I'm counting down.

Let me speak to Terry.

Sure.

Cold?

Terry, we'll get you out of there.

Cold?

I can hardly hear you!

Yeah, I know you're trying.

Thank you.

That's it, Seavers.

Terry and I have a lot to talk about.

Hey, you keep your hands off her.

She's a big girl.

She can make up her own mind.

Let me speak to Terry.

Sure.

Judy, you still date that air traffic
controller?

I don't.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I don't know.

I'm Not for a while.

Give him a call.

I think we've got this airport clue
narrowed down.

Okay.

Oh, darling.

Mmm.

Rita, we're gonna have to do something
about Colt Seavers.

Oh, he's nothing.

You're wrong.

Terry Michaels is convinced he's gonna
save her.

Look, he does have a reputation for being
a bulldog.

Well, then we'll just have to get rid of
him.

Well, how do you plan on doing that?

Tell me what you found out about Sig
Turner.

Word on the street is he'd roll his mother
for a buck.

Hmm.

So what?

Turner's gonna help us out.

No, no, no.

And we'll have plenty of time for that
later.

Right now, you have to babysit.

Bodhi can handle him.

No, Bodhi's weak and stupid.

He's not a man like you.

Besides, he's only temporary.

Pretty soon, it's just you and me.

That's right.

Very soon.

NEVER SING AT任何時候 Not now.

Why not.

Neil will be back.

So what?

He'll k*ll me.

And you... You don't know
what you're talking about.

I know men like Neil.

I know he hates women.

That's HIS problem..

You heard the sound of the aircraft.

Any idea how far from the airport they
were?

At this point, I can only give you an
educated guess.

Okay, well, educate us.

I'd say we were talking about two to three
miles from the edge of the runway.

Great.

You gotta get the Bureau on a house-to
-house search.

There's lots of houses.

There's lots at stake.

You know, I'm always
amazed at how much one

person can make off
of other people's money.

Howie, you are not here as a social
critic.

Yeah, well, it still galls me.

Here, I'm trying to clear you after
everything you've done.

If it weren't for Terry, I would...
But it is for Terry, isn't it?

Colt's plan hasn't worked yet.

Sweetheart, would it be all right if I
borrowed Turner for a while?

I'm as worried about going out alone as
you are.

Of course, I'm not going anywhere.

Come along, Turner.

Give me the office, please.

Sally?

Well, it's happened.

Reader bought Howie as a k*ller.

They just left here.

Yes, I know Colt warned me.

But I just can't believe that Reader would
turn on me.

Do you like my little secret?

Secret?

No one knows about it except me and a few
select friends.

Now you're in that select company,
Turner.

Look, Mrs. Garrick, I have a
responsibility to your husband.

It's Rita.

Sig, I have big plans for you.

Come here.

I want to see if you're man enough to
handle them.

How do you know I won't report this to Mr.
Garrick?

Because I'm going to make you healthy,
wealthy and wise.

And not necessarily in that order.

I'm in good shape and I'm smart enough.

Well, then that just leaves wealthy.

By the way, do you like women as much as
you like money?

I have a soft spot for both.

Good.

Then you're going to be a very happy man.

Two questions.

What do I have to do and how much do I
get?

Well, I'm taking over my husband's
organization.

Alone?

Hardly.

So what do you want from me?

I want you to k*ll a man.

Your husband?

No.

He'll just be blamed for it.

Well, then who's the man?

Colt Seavers.

Well, how did I get elected?

She said it'd be easy to frame Garrick.

Rita, I just can't believe it.

Now that we know it's her, why don't you
make her confess?

Hey, that's easy to say, but hard to do.

Suppose she won't tell us where Terry is.

Then Terry's dead.

Well, that's no victory.

I say we go along with her plan.

It's the only way we can save Terry.

When do you plan on k*lling me?

Well, as soon as possible.

Today.

Well, that shouldn't be hard to fake.

Maybe not so easy.

She insisted on coming along.

That's bizarre.

That's Rita.

Sorry, sir.

Well, a great writer once
wrote, When in doubt,

get the audience
caught up in the sizzle.

It makes it easier to fool them on the
steak.

How do we do that?

How about the destruction derby from the
Pacino picture?

Well, that'd take a bunch of stuntmen.

It'd have to be put together fast.

I can handle that.

What about the finale?

It takes split-second timing.

Well, I did it last time.

Do you remember what you said?

Yeah, but don't remind me.

What?

That he'd never do it again.

You gotta be kidding, Colt.

Trust me, we circle up the ramp.

And we end up on the garage roof like last
time.

Any questions?

Only a few.

A dozen.

Like, first, do you know you're crazy?

Hmm.

Aren't we all?

Next.

Well, we're gonna cover over six blocks of
city streets.

What about the civilians?

The Bureau's agreed to oversee it.

We've contacted the local officials,
and they're gonna have the streets

cordoned off, except for you men,
so that nothing can happen to anyone.

I didn't know you guys went into stunt
work.

We're convinced that
if they think Colt's out

of the way, they'll slip
up, get too confident.

Well, what about the vehicles?

We're probably gonna total at least 20 of
them.

The studio's already given me orders to
collect them.

We're gonna clear out all our stunt trucks
and cars.

This is our opportunity.

I got this feeling this
one time that maybe,

uh, you shouldn't listen
to Opportunity Knock.

Are you ready with the DB meter yet?

Yes, I'm ready.

Colt Seavers.

Too bad we won't be talking much anymore.

Why not?

Well, I imagine you
won't be showing up at the

hearing Monday, and
your friend will be with you.

Put her on.

Colt!

Are you all right, Terry?

Yeah, yeah.

Uh, how many days has it been?

Tell her.

Ow!

What happened?

Terry?

What are you doing?

Don't touch her.

What, do you want a showdown, hotshot?

Why not?

Forget it.

Why fight over a girl?

It's all gonna be over pretty soon anyway.

I'm going for a walk.

Thanks, Bodie.

Thanks for helping me.

Yeah.

There won't be many more calls.

Time is running short.

You all know what to do.

What do you say, guys?

Well, you're right.

We're all crazy.

Let's get going, boys.

All right.

The new me.

What do you think?

I think the cover's changed, but the
book's still the same.

Well, I'll take that as a compliment.

You ready?

You know, when this is over, I've got a
bigger job for you.

Yeah?

What is it?

My bodyguard.

Do you think you can take care of that?

How do you know somebody won't offer me
more money?

There isn't that much money.

Besides, there are certain perks to the
job I'm sure you'll find appealing.

Name one.

It's best for you to find out for
yourself.

Are you sure about this coat?

Don't worry, Jody.

It's just another stunt.

Besides, I'm not even using my truck.

I'm using the stunt truck.

You keep after it, Dave, huh?

That last call was a godsend.

The voice level pattern
compared with the plane

levels shows the planes are
always in a downward mode.

They're definitely landing.

With a little luck, I'll be able to narrow
it down from there.

You keep working.

See ya.

Be careful.

Good luck.

Thanks.

Are you sure he's coming here?

Don't teach me my business and I won't
teach you yours.

I wouldn't think of it.

Are you sure you want to see this?

I would have paid for a ticket.

It's going to cost you a whole lot more
than that.

Trust me.

You're going to get a lot more than you
ever imagined.

There he is.

It's a shame to waste all that food.

Hold tight.

Hey.

He's a better stuntman than I thought.

Let's see him dodge this one.

There he goes in the red truck.

I see him.

Sig, this is fabulous.

Maybe the first time.

Hang on real fast.

Stop!

Lady, when I start something I finish it.

You say police.

No problem.

What are we going to do now?

I'll take care of it.

I feel like it's the end of the world.

There he is.

Here he is.

I must have k*lled him.

That was the idea.

That was great, Jose.

She oughta buy that one.

What?

I gotta tell you, when the
boss put her these juggers on

the line, I never thought it
was gonna be this much money.

You hit that man, Sig!

He was in my way.

Well, Cole oughta like that one.

What are you gonna do now?

Follow your orders.

Get cool zebras.

He's history now.

I like a challenge.

Come on, let's get outta here.

You all right, Cole?

Yeah, fine.

Hey, the gag worked great.

Yeah, just mind me never to do it again,
you know?

Yeah, okay.

Say hello to Mary for me.

Yeah, sure.

Our luck's just changed.

What'd you find?

The sound level's over the phone and the
flight schedule's coincide.

She's being held... in here somewhere.

Ulysses Street, just a few minutes from
the airport.

I owe you.

I'll collect.

Let's go.

Sick drive toward the airport.

What terminal do you want?

No terminal.

Ulysses Street.

What do you really think's gonna happen,
Bodie?

I think you'll go free and Garrick'll get
off the hook.

I don't think that's what Neil has in
mind.

I think he's gonna k*ll me.

I think he's gonna k*ll me.

You don't know what you're talking about.

Think about it.

Figure it out.

You've been kept in the dark about
everything, haven't you?

You're being set up to take a fall for all
of this.

Once you're dead and my body's been found,
who's gonna know the difference?

Think about it.

Shut up!

Jody, do you read me?

Colt, you're okay.

How'd it go?

It worked like a charm.

They're sold on my early death.

All right.

Usher and I are heading towards Terry.

We think we know where she is.

Give it to me.

Okay, she's being held in a house
somewhere.

Somewhere on Ulysses Street.

It's right off Sepulveda and it's right
next to the airport.

I'm closed.

See you soon.

Nobody sets me up.

Nobody!

Nobody does what?

What's going on?

Nothing.

Look, it's all gonna be over pretty soon
anyway.

Very soon.

Getting the job as my bodyguard a little
sooner than expected.

I need you to help me to eliminate a
problem.

As a matter of fact, three problems.

Well, actually, it's only two by now.

The third one's being taken care of.

Come on, get up.

Get up!

It's all over.

Body!

You can k*ll anybody!

My agents are coming.

These four blacks looking for the house
too.

They all look abandoned.

Yeah, perfect hiding places.

It's all clear here too.

I'm going across.

All clear here.

Face the wall.

This is it.

Get ready, Sig.

Holly!

Neil, I saw him k*ll Colt Seavers.

Rita, you're smarter than that.

Seavers is a stuntman.

He conned you.

Yeah.

Oh, no you don't!

What?

You all right?

I feel like I fell off a ten-story
building.

Fortunately, it looked as if he just
landed.

dragged on for three seconds.

So, what's going to happen to Rita?

Kidnapping, as*ault, attempted m*rder.

She's going to be gone a long time.

A lot longer than you, Garrick.

Suddenly, a couple of years in jail seemed
like a holiday.

Listen, I'm really sorry about driving
that tractor through your house.

It must have cost $200,000 worth of
damage.

Oh, think nothing of it.

Tip money.

It's a good thing you feel that way.

Listen, could we talk about something
else?

This is kind of giving me the creeps.

Uh, well, one good thing came out of all
this.

What's that?

Dave's going to teach me to use the
computer.

Oh.

Somehow, I think you're going to be
able to teach him a few things, too, Jodi.

Cold!