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03x08 - Postman Pat and the Greendale Movie

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

03x08 - Postman Pat and the Greendale Movie

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[Music]

oh

good morning pat morning mrs goggins oh

look pat this parcel is addressed to you

oh good it's arrived what is it

it's the brand new video camera i've

been waiting for

oh

wow

i wonder how it works these instructions

might help oh oh yes

[Music]

come on mrs goggins smile for the camera

oh

oh no pat

you don't want to film silly old me

i know

why don't you make a video diary of

greendale

what a good idea maybe i could show the

film at the school hall oh yes i'm sure

people would love to come great i can

film it on my rounds

[Music]

well

i've got a busy day ahead of me so i'd

best be getting on come on jess

cheerio mrs goggins cheerio pat

wait oh haven't you forgotten something

of course thanks mrs goggins cheerio

[Music]

how do i switch this thing off

good morning part uh oh oh morning dr

gilbertson

well

oh dear

good morning mrs goggins oh

oh i i didn't see you there

um

i've just seen part with a video camera

what's he doing he's making a video

diary of greendale to show the school

hall

you know when i was a lassie i always

fancied being in the movies really

and one of those musicals

oh

hi

i was quite a dancer in those days you

know

do you like dancing dr gilbertson oh no

not me i haven't got time for all that

dancing around

and who would i dance with

[Music]

i wonder if the reverend tims would like

to be in my video

hmm

do you think this light means the camera

is on or off jess yeah

oh dear

uh never mind i'll sort it out later

[Music]

oh a spot of music

that's just what my video needs

hello reverend would you mind if i

recorded you for my video diary of

greendale not at all pat i i'd be

honored

and

camera rolling

reverend tim's

take one

eyes and teeth reverend

eyes and teeth

important oh um

smile please reverend oh i see

aren't you delivering the post today pat

oh of course the post sorry reverend i

was so carried away with my video i

forgot all about it

[Music]

[Laughter]

um

[Music]

ah here we are

here you are reverend

thank you pat

uh

are you all right um yes i'm fine

uh

it's hard work playing the piano well

you'd better have a rest if you're going

to make it to my video show down at the

school hall oh oh yes thank you pat

cheerio reverend goodbye pat

[Music]

[Applause]

oh i'll have to put this down for a

minute

[Music]

oh no

i've posted the instruction manual too

i can't finish my video diary without

that

hello

dr gilbertson

is there anyone in

oh

oh hello pat sorry to bother you dr

gilbertson but i posted the instruction

manual for my video camera by mistake oh

um

there you go pat thank you

would would you like to be in my video

dr gilbertson uh no sorry pat i i'm i'm

very busy today i was um um i was just

giving the surgery a quick clean oh

never mind i'm sorry i disturbed you

cheerio goodbye pat

[Music]

hello there part

is that a video camera yes i i'm

recording a video diary of greendale

would you like to be in it oh yes and

we've got the greendale rocket all nice

and clean you want her on your video

won't you yes what a good idea how does

that thing work that's what i've been

trying to find out

there

that should do it

um

is it recording

yes

make sure you get the rocket's best side

bat

eh can i have a go um yes

hey i say wait watch out ted oops oh

sorry butt

i'll help you pick them up

oh dear

quick jess

catch that letter

[Music]

what on earth has happened to you two

nothing now to dole

uh

were you filming just then

no

but i can film you some more if you'd

like uh

no thanks back yeah well we're a bit

murky oh well okay then

cheerio here

oh dear jess

nobody wants me to film them my video

diary of greendale isn't going to be

very long is it

[Music]

hello sarah hello love hello nisha

morning pat cup of tea please

oh and one of those lovely cream cakes

coming right up

oh i see the camera arrived yes

oh what's wrong well i'm trying to

record a video diary of greendale but

hardly anyone wants to be in it

people are acting very strangely today

really

there you go pat thank you

you can film us if you like yes you can

record us icing these cakes what a good

idea

okay

and

action

um what does that mean that means you

can start icing now oh

oh i

[Music]

see why don't you tell me how you do it

oh

when you ice a cake

you need to be very careful

[Music]

and

make sure you take your time

what should i say now i don't know

[Music]

jess

that was my cake

i'd better clean that up

oh wow

oh dear oh

oh oh

what's happened here uh nothing nothing

but where did the cakes go

[Music]

what a strange day this is a jess yeah

oh well i'd better be going i'll see you

both tonight at the video show bye-bye

love

[Music]

so um

who's in the film then well i was the

fastest person pet filmed and i've

provided the music of course

hello everyone and thank you for coming

to see my video diary of greendale

i haven't had a chance to watch it back

myself

but i hope you all enjoy it

[Music]

oh oh look

that's me up there i don't remember that

bit

oh my goodness

[Music]

oh my goodness

[Music]

oh dear

i'm terribly sorry reverend wow you rock

reverend

[Music]

oh really

[Music]

where on earth is that i certainly don't

remember filming this

[Music]

oh

[Music]

oh oh i am sorry dr gilbertson

i must have forgotten to switch the

camera off wow bob i didn't know you

could dance

[Music]

[Laughter]

[Music]

oops

oh

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

so that's what happened you're so funny

dad

[Music]

oh

no how embarrassing oh dear

i am sorry love

i suppose we do look pretty funny

yes we do don't we

oh i'm so sorry everyone

this isn't quite what i expected

sorry that's the funniest thing i've

ever seen yeah who would have thought we

all had such

hidden towers oh dear next stop

hollywood

you mean you liked it

yes dad you're the best director ever