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03x15 - Postman Pat and the Flying Saucers

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

03x15 - Postman Pat and the Flying Saucers

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what's happened here mrs goggins

these can't all be for green dale

ipad you're right there's been a mix-up

in pencaster they've sent over all their

posts muddled up with ours oh dear

i've managed to sort a few out for you

to be going on with

these are for the cafe

right you are

i'll get these delivered then i'll come

back and give you a hand

thanks pat

oh i don't know how we're going to get

this sorted in time don't worry mrs

goggins

we'll find a way

ufos

yes

unidentified flying objects from outer

space

flying sources

yes

aliens use them to fly around in

and i want to be the first person in

greendale to photograph one

like captain zap catching aliens

yeah

we could find a martian

discover a great green wild enormous

tree

ow

come on let's get started

[Music]

hello nisha hello ted

thanks pat

watch this

morning pat

it's me latest invention is this

a washer sorter machine

it's a revolution in technology

to set in c

sort and wash

but they're still dirty dead

oh uh right

must be a blockage in the water feed

nicely sorted though eh

hmm

good job something's getting sorted

today what's the matter pat the

pancaster office have mixed up the post

poor mrs goggins is trying to sort it

all out oh dear

i'm on my way to the post office now to

get some stamps i can give her a hand

and by the time you're back this place

will be spotless

thanks ted uh just the plastic dishes in

the machine though righto

see you later nisha bye ted

hang on pat i just need a hand with me

water feed before you go well uh i ought

to be getting back

it won't take long

put that in the top of the machine could

you

[Music]

i forgot to turn the tap on

now

nothing's coming out this end ted

any good now

hmm

[Music]

must be someone blocking it

now let's have a look

[Music]

oh oh goodness me

we've got to keep our eyes open for

anything strange

i don't think there's anything look

wow

what's that

a diamond-shaped

space cruiser

just like captain zapp's

wow

wow

what

[Music]

maybe there'll be aliens in the space

cruiser

[Music]

i bet they'll be controlling it

i don't think aliens are controlling it

[Music]

unless lucy's an alien

[Laughter]

[Music]

lucy oh

that should do it thanks pat

right you are ted

come on jess

yeah on you good to stay and see it in

action

space age technology is this sorry ted

we gotta get back to mrs goggins okay

i'll have these plates all done in no

time

cheerio

[Music]

hello

what are you three up to hello dad we're

looking for ufos

ufos

in greendale

unidentified flying objects

ufo gazette says there can be anywhere

anytime

we want to get a picture of one if we

can the only unidentified object i know

about are in the post office waiting to

be sorted

are you coming jess

joining in the ufo hunt are you oh

well watch out for aliens bye

bye

[Music]

ufos in greendale whatever next

[Music]

there you are pat

we've managed to sort a few more letters

for you thanks denisha

one for reverend tims and one for ted

glenn

thanks nisha

sorry to have been so long

i was giving ted a hand with his washer

sorter how is he getting on don't worry

he'll have your dishes spotless with

that machine of his

[Music]

that should do

now

just put the soap in

oops

oh well

plates will be nice and clean with all

that soap on them

[Music]

right no ufo sightings in the church and

nothing outside pc selby's house

aliens could be anywhere

there might be a three-headed martian

or an alien from beetlejuice

[Music]

quick take a picture

[Music]

yes

the alien cat

we're not doing very well are we

where haven't we looked yet um

the station

come on then let's go

here you are reverend can't stop i'm

afraid

thank you pat

go in peace

[Music]

hmm

must have put in too much soap

now let me see

[Music]

hey no need for that

ow

my egg

ma'am well

what's that

unidentified noises

it's coming from the cafe

[Music]

better do summit

nisha won't be pleased

[Music]

look

wow

a flying saucer

[Music]

flying saucers dad

there's something in the cafe

[Music]

what

on

earth

it's a spaceship

an alien pod

a spaceship

in greendale we found a ufo

[Music]

look out dad

i've got a funny feeling about this

do

you

speak

our language

over here everyone

oh what's this

it's uh alien space pod

an alien bubble man

alien dead glenn more like

ted

i had a spot to bother with me soap

mixture oh no mr glenn

oh what a mess

oh we

we saw a flying saucer but so did i

they're all over the place

ah

it was the washer sorter machine

the what

oh

no

i'm right sorry nisha

don't worry ted i'll soon wash the

dishes

it's a shame though

uh

it worked fine before i put the water in

that machine could sort anything

oh i wish it could sort the post

i'm afraid i left mrs goggins with lots

left to do

hmm that's an idea

you yes

come on ted

dry that machine out we've got work to

do

so have i

flying saucers everywhere

we can help

we're experts at hunting flying saucers

aren't we

oh that would be wonderful

i'll be back soon julian

see you

[Music]

oh nisha

do you think it can take it pad

don't worry mrs goggins

ready ted

indigo pant

[Music]

it worked

i said it sort anything

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

all done mrs goggins

that's terrific we couldn't have done it

without you ted come on ted let's see

how they're getting on at the cafe

[Music]

oh well done everyone

you might not have found any ufos but

you have found all niches plates looks

like there aren't any flying saucers in

greendale after all

oh yes there are

as a thank you for clearing up all the

plates

i've made a

special greendale flying saucer cake

just for you

ah thanks mom

congratulations charlie you're the first

person in greendale to take a picture of

a flying saucer after all

[Laughter]

[Music]