Kiss and tell, but I've been seen with
Farrah.
I've never been with anything less than a
nine.
So fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Field.
Gone fast with a girl named Bo.
But somehow they just don't end up as
mine.
It's a death defying life I lead.
I take my chances.
I die for living in the movies and TV.
But the hardest thing I
ever do is watch my leading
ladies kiss some other guy
while I'm bandaging my knee.
I might fall from a tall building,
but I've never been with a star.
I've
never been with a star.
I haven't spent much time in school,
but I've taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay.
Burned over Cheryl Teague's blown up for
Rockin' Welch.
But when I wind up in the hay,
it's only hay, hay, hay.
I might jump an open drawbridge or Tarzan
from a vine.
Man, it makes Eastwood look so fine.
Here's to the winners.
Your glasses.
Here's to the glory.
Still to be.
Here's to the battle.
Whatever it's for.
The best of ourselves.
Give much more.
Here's to the heroes.
Those who move mountains.
Here's to the miracles.
They make us see.
Here's to all brothers.
Here's to all people.
Here's to the winners.
So you think you can win the Special
Olympics, huh?
Yeah, I want to bet.
Those who move mountains.
Here's to the miracles.
Here's to the winners.
Everybody can't win.
I can.
Colt, she's been giving you the eye
through the entire picture.
Call her bluff.
Huh?
Ask her out.
Get serious.
That's Virginia Carley.
Guys she goes out with have yachts and
Ferraris.
Six-figure incomes.
She's one of the most glamorous superstars
in the world.
You don't think she'd really go out with a
stuntman, do you?
What do you want?
Well, we're going to make a little
exchange.
You're going to give me $25,000 for the
negatives.
Like hell.
Mr. Hall, please.
You're going to force me to show you where
some negatives.
And believe me, she'll never forget these
pictures.
All right.
What do I do?
Meet me behind the Hollywood bus station
in 30 minutes.
I'll be there.
Trust me.
You ask her out and you're setting
yourself up.
For rejection.
Oh,
by the way, Cole.
I was wondering if you
might want to attend a
little black tie party
I'm throwing tonight.
Well, I'm not too big on formal dinner
parties.
Neither am I.
In fact, you're the only guest.
Eight o'clock.
Eight o'clock.
Are you, uh, are you serious about it
being formal?
Oh, very.
I can't resist a man in a tux.
Better in a tux, Cole.
I'm on my way.
Should probably throw him out after the
dessert.
Either that or he is the dessert.
Los Angeles.
Sure is.
I told you we'd make it.
Jason, listen.
I'm going to go make a call to the
hospital to see how Mom's doing.
Okay.
Well, I want you to stay right here.
Don't move.
Whatever you do, don't talk to strangers.
Okay.
Now, I'll be right back.
Right on time, Mr. Hall.
You got the negatives?
Destroy these?
Nobody ever knows where...
I'm trying to check the condition of
Florence Corey.
Here, Kelly, Kelly.
Listen, Hall.
You were warned.
No money, no negatives.
The money.
Let's have it.
Okay.
You win.
Give me those.
No money.
Look in his other pockets.
Hello?
Well, does that mean she's out of danger?
Really?
That's great.
Come on, Hall.
Wake up, wake up.
He's dead.
You k*lled him.
There's a kid in the back of the truck.
Huh?
He's got the negatives and he saw us.
Come on.
Hey, you guys do it in my truck.
Tell her your sons Sean and Jason love her
very much.
And we'll see her really soon,
okay?
Okay, bye.
And we'll have it that way.
Now, ready, go for it.
The kids saw everything.
Our prints are all over those negatives.
Don't worry.
We'll get the kid.
She'll be trouble tracking down that fall
guy license plate.
Let's go.
Jason!
Where the heck did you come from?
It just occurred to me.
Can you even understand what I'm saying?
If you can, would you nod?
Can you hear me?
At least we're making some headway.
You're not deaf.
That's right, I'm not deaf either.
Now if you'll just tell me your...
All right.
All right, I can see you don't want to
talk.
I bet you like to play games, huh?
Okay, I think I know one you might know.
Simon says stand up.
Uh, Simon says touch your nose.
Simon says turn around.
Simon says, what's your name?
Okay, that's that.
You forgot to say, Simon says sit down.
Yeah, that's right.
Simon says sit down.
Simon says, what's your name?
Okay, Simon says back in the truck.
Okay, Colt.
Come on.
First I have to fight off
a couple of street hoods
trying to steal the
equipment out of my truck.
Then I get home and find I got a 60-pound
stowaway in the back.
Tom, someone must have reported a missing.
Well, I don't have a thing, Colt.
Now, it could be we won't get a call for a
couple of hours.
And his parents haven't even reported him
missing yet.
He wouldn't give you his name,
huh?
No, I'm not so sure that there isn't
something a little different about him.
Like what?
Like I say, I'm not sure.
Well, in any case, leave him here and I'll
take care of him.
Exactly how do you take care of him?
Well, we haven't ID'd him yet.
We take him to the youth facility.
You mean throw him in with a bunch of
rough kids?
Well, that's the only place we can keep
him.
Somebody's bound to report him missing
soon.
I'll tell you what, you keep him with you.
Anything comes up, I'll contact you.
Tom, that is the worst idea I've heard all
day.
Then leave the boy here.
Next to that one.
Anyway, we got about three hours to clear
this up.
Well, what happens in three hours?
I'll date with an angel.
You're a pushover, Colt.
What are you grinning at?
Yeah, fine, Colt.
So are you.
Come on.
Hello?
It's me, Virginia.
Is anything wrong?
Things couldn't be more right.
You'll see.
Oh, I can't wait.
I bet you hate aggressive women.
Oh, no, no, not when they look like you.
And you.
How do you look?
What do you mean?
Oh, how do I look?
Oh, I don't get it.
You just saw me today.
Come on.
Give me some phone.
Some what?
Are you wearing your tux yet?
I've done my shirt studs.
Hmm.
I bet you look très elegant.
What about you?
Nothing fancy.
Just a plain black formal gown...
with a slit that goes past my thigh...
and a back that plunges down to... I don't
think you're going to be disappointed.
I can't take my eyes off of you...
and I haven't even gotten there yet.
I'll see you in an hour, huh?
Hurry.
What now?
What are you doing?
I'm making you coffee.
Don't you want it?
Sure.
You do this for your dad at home all the
time?
Except it's hot water.
Oh, yeah.
What's your dad's name?
Charles.
Charles.
What does your dad call you?
Son.
Son.
Makes sense.
It's going to be a long night.
It's Colt.
Well, hello there.
Nothing wrong, I hope.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I just wanted to...
give you a little more phone.
Listen, I've got a better idea.
Let's hang up and try it in the flesh.
Well, that's why I called.
I have to be a few minutes late.
It must be something very important.
Believe me, it is.
I've got a problem.
I've got a lost kid
here, and I'm trying to
find out his name, and
so far he won't tell me.
Under all that masculinity, virility,
and ruggedness, he's a real sweet guy.
I'll try not to let the fire go out.
You know, I'm spending the night with the
wrong person.
You're fun, Colt.
You know, I'm really getting kind of fond
of you.
Now, we wouldn't want
anything to come between
a beautiful relationship
now, would we?
Right.
Can we talk?
Kind of... one friend to
another, and maybe kind of like...
man to man?
Sure, man to man.
Man to man, right.
Well, you see, there's this woman in my
life.
At least I'd...
I'd like her to be in my life.
I like girls.
Well, now you've got the idea.
Well, you see, until you tell me your
name, I can't get you back safely to your
folks, which means I can't go meet that
girl.
You know...
man to man.
I'd like a boy.
Yeah, you sure?
I bet you'd like something from under that
tree, wouldn't you?
I bet there's a surprise under there for
you.
Let me look.
Just... A surprise for me?
Now, let's see.
Let's see.
You know, here's a surprise for you.
Here's one just about your size,
huh?
Thanks, Colt!
Here we go.
Great!
That's for you.
Can I open it?
Sure, go ahead and open it.
That's for you.
My dear Colt, this perfume
shall bring back that
wild night when you
and I first met in a hot tub.
Well, I... I'll take that.
Boy, she really likes you.
Yeah, yeah, well...
It's just a sister...
Hey, Colt.
What are you doing here?
Who's the kid?
That's what I've been trying to find out
for the last two hours.
He was hiding in my truck when I got home
from picking up my tux.
You have no idea who he is?
Not a clue.
What happened to your date with Virginia?
He did.
I studied child psychology at Harvard.
Watch.
Yeah?
Hi.
You know him?
What's your name?
A kid.
This is Howie.
Howie.
This is...
Kid.
Child psychology, huh?
One reason you're
having trouble getting that
little boy to talk is that
he's got Down Syndrome.
I've heard of that.
I don't know much about it.
Well, it's an abnormality that occurs when
a child's born with one extra chromosome.
How can something like that happen?
Nobody knows for sure, but I'll tell you
something.
It's pretty common.
It's common.
About one birth in every seven hundred.
It usually causes some degree of mental
retardation.
You mean that poor little kid will never
be like other kids?
Well, it's not the end of the world.
Of course he'll have
his limitations, but that
doesn't mean that
he's not capable of a lot.
It may take him a
little longer, but he can
learn just about anything
anybody else can.
I wonder what institution's taking care of
him.
Oh, no, it's not like that anymore,
Colt.
Chances are he's living at home just like
any other little kid.
Wherever that is.
Hello?
Hi, Colt.
Did you find his parents?
No, not yet, but I might be able to help
you meet that angel.
How?
I've got a social worker
friend who offered to
keep the boy until we
straighten out his identity.
That's terrific.
Just drop him by the station and she'll
pick him up here.
All right, thanks, Tom.
You got it.
All right, have you heard this story
before?
Sure, a thousand times.
Well, then you know how it ends.
Sure, go ahead.
Thanks.
Now, it's wise old Al.
He said to the bunny,
if you'll just tell me your
name, then I can get you
back to your mom and dad.
Then the bunny said, all right,
I'll tell you my name.
My name is...
Bunny.
Bunny?
Too sharp for me, kid.
A friend of ours saw, well, saw him in the
back of your friend's truck.
Saw the license plate and, well,
here we are.
That's great.
Colt's gonna be overjoyed.
You know, we couldn't even get the little
boy's name.
Pretty spunky kid, considering his mental
retardation.
Colt's on his way down to the Grand Street
precinct to turn him over.
Listen, I gotta take off now.
Don't go, Colt.
Look, I got to.
The good sergeant, he's gonna help you
find your mom and dad, okay?
I'll check back in a couple hours.
Go ahead, Colt.
It's best for the kid.
Look, the sergeant, he's gonna help you,
all right?
You stay here and be a good kid.
Yeah, yes, Captain.
Yeah, I've got the files right here.
If the kid talked, the guy would have said
something.
Oh, the kid's Ret*rded.
He probably doesn't even know what he saw.
You still gotta get the negatives back.
If the kid didn't have them on him, they're
probably still in the back of the truck.
There they are now.
Come on, come on.
I
don't believe this.
The kid...
Give me your hand.
Come.
Give me your hand.
Don't be afraid.
I'm not afraid like you, Colt.
Come on, give me your hand.
Give me your hand.
Don't be afraid.
I'm getting a little sick of people coming
after me for no reason.
Put on your seatbelt, kid.
I can say the same for them.
Who are they?
I don't know.
Why are they looking at you?
I don't know.
You don't answer questions either.
Your brother was just here.
I turned around for a minute and he was
gone.
Where did he go?
I don't know.
We're having the building searched.
But don't worry, we'll find him.
Hey, don't get scared.
I'm gonna turn the lights off.
I'm having fun.
We lost him.
Let's go back to the house and wait.
Why are we stopping?
Maybe you already asked that tree.
What's that noise?
It used to be a transmission.
I don't think this truck's going anywhere
tonight.
Let's walk.
Walk?
Are you kidding me?
This park stretches over a hundred acres.
Besides, I wouldn't know which way to go.
Well,
you better settle back, kid.
Looks like we're camping here tonight.
That's great.
Now, what do the girls like to hear?
You're a fun coach.
See, I tell you what's on my list.
Hmm?
Do you want to hear French?
Sure.
I'm gonna do it for you.
Okay, I'll sing.
See, it says, it's enough this.
That was great.
Even I can do Japanese.
Ah.
Where did you learn all that?
School.
Do you go to regular school?
I mean, with all the other kids?
Yes, sometimes.
I got special class.
Hmm.
You take all the same subjects?
Yep.
Sometimes it's high for me.
What does it matter?
As long as you learn them.
That's what my brother Sean says.
Sean?
I'll bet he's quite a guy.
He's the greatest brother in the world.
Yeah.
You know, kid, uh,
kid, you know, it's about
time I called you
something other than kid.
My brother said not to talk to any
strangers.
Strangers?
Kid, after what we've been through today,
I wouldn't hardly call us strangers.
My name is Jason.
Jason.
Jason, where do you live?
In San Diego.
San Diego.
Uh, you know the address?
It's 4-8.
The only place.
There are two E's in the railway.
Oh.
You know, after being with
you for a while, that extra
chromosome of yours doesn't
seem like such a bad idea.
You want it?
Go to sleep.
Wait.
Be there tomorrow.
I have to run.
Yeah?
Run where?
The Special Olympics.
That's why my brother brought me to LA.
Sounds like that's pretty important to
you.
I can do it.
That's why I have to be there tomorrow.
Well, then I guess you better get some
shut-eye.
Yeah, well, I wanted to look good for our
date.
Uh, this is Sean, the little boy's
brother.
Oh, great.
Good to meet you.
Is he here?
Well, no.
I thought Colt took him down to your
station.
Well, he did.
But when Colt left, he disappeared on us.
He disappeared?
Well, how could he...
That's probably Colt.
Just listen.
The fire is blazing.
It's hot and steamy.
And the champagne...
is cool as it trickles down my throat.
What was that?
Uh, my first-of-team phone call.
Oh.
You want to report it?
Are you kidding?
No, thanks.
The question is, where's Colt?
And where's Jason?
Well, I know where Colt is.
He's out on a... Well, I
think he's out on a date.
It's all my fault.
I just wanted to get him to the Special
Olympics.
Well, I'm going to go back to the station
and put out an APB on him.
In the meantime, Shawn, you call home and
let them know what's going on here.
It might be better if Shawn stays here in
case Jason shows up.
It's a good idea.
But we'll be in touch.
You make that call home.
You just wait here.
Hi, Colt.
Fun.
You call that fun?
My feet are about to drop off.
Can I run in the Special Olympics now?
Yeah, pretty soon.
First, I gotta make a phone call.
You wait right here, okay?
Okay.
Tickets may now be purchased for the morning
guided tour of your Griffith Park Zoo.
Yeah, hello.
Hi, Howie.
It's me, Colt.
Colt, where are you?
Griffith Park, near the zoo.
The zoo?
What are you doing at the zoo?
Well, the boy's with me.
That's great!
Your brother's with Colt.
Who are you talking to?
It's Sean, Jason's brother.
Tell him Jason's gotta be at the Special
Olympics by one o'clock.
I know all about that, too.
He knows about it.
What happened?
We didn't know where he was.
It's kind of a long story.
You better meet me at the Griffith Park
Zoo.
I gotta get Jason to the Special Olympics.
Right, right.
Come on, we gotta go.
Jason!
Where'd he go?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
Why'd you do such a crazy thing anyway?
You don't understand.
He's trained so hard to run the Special
Olympics.
It's the biggest dream in his life.
It means everything to Jason.
You really believe in your brother,
don't you, Sean?
I just wish other people did.
What do you mean?
Other kids pick on him.
And most grown-ups either treat him like
he's some kind of guy...
A little pause... and we are back.
No, no breakfast.
Are you hungry?
You want a hot dog?
Sure, that would be a nice breakfast.
All right, I'll get two.
And for more on that story, we go to Larry
McCoy.
And as yet, there are no leads in the
m*rder of Los Angeles businessman Kyle Hall.
His body was found yesterday afternoon in
an alley next to the Hollywood bus station.
Hi there, son.
We're from the Special Olympics.
That's good.
We, uh, we're gonna get you to the Special
Olympics on time.
We'd like to talk to you.
We have a slight problem.
You see, my friend
here lost a very important
envelope behind the
Hollywood bus station yesterday.
And he thinks you accidentally might have
picked it up.
Robbery has been ruled
out as a motive since both
cash and credit cards
were found on the body.
Maybe that's what this is all about.
We're both in the wrong place at the wrong
time.
Oh, never mind.
You see, all you have to do is tell us
where we can find it.
Let me see.
Let me just, uh... Let me
just check your jacket here.
Hey.
Hey, what's going on in here?
What time is it, mister?
I didn't believe it was Special Olympics.
It's okay, officer.
I'm a bounty hunter named Sievert.
Okay, you take these guys in.
Odds are you got the guys that m*rder*d the
businessman in the alley yesterday, huh?
Right.
We'll check it out.
Okay.
Colton, you all right?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Where's my brother?
He's gone again.
Sean, right?
Yeah.
Sean, you look that way.
How we take the north gate, huh?
Jason.
Sean, how far did you get?
Down to the main entrance.
Nothing.
Why
don't you go to the locale?
College, please.
Fast.
Any luck?
Nothing.
Where could it be?
I think I know.
Where?
Special Olympics.
Boy, though, college is clear across town.
How could he even get there?
Well, I'm not sure.
There's one thing I've learned about
Jason.
He's as determined as a one-legged bull
rider.
Colt's right.
The minute Jason's got his heart set on
something, there's no stopping him.
What's your name, kid?
Well, it's yours.
Larry.
Today's California Special Olympics track
and field event...
That'll be $17.40.
I don't have any money.
But I thought you were one of those rich
kids.
Not me.
Are you in this thing, the Special
Olympics?
Are you mad at me?
Nah.
I put $17.40 on you to win by nose.
Thank you, mister.
Okay.
Your attention, please.
Parents of the California Special
Olympians.
Please sign in at the
registration desk before
proceeding to the
warm-up and practice area.
Thank you.
Huh?
Okay, kid.
Thank you.
It's really great of you to come out here,
Liv.
You know, watching these kids compete is
really great.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
It's really inspiring.
Look at that little boy.
He seemed lost.
The first official event of today's
competition will be the heats for the 50
-meter dash for the junior
age group... 12 and under.
Thank you.
Well, hi.
Is everything okay?
I was supposed to run the race,
and I don't know where to go.
Well, what race are you entered in?
Oh, boy.
Well, we better get a uniform on you and
get you down to the field fast.
It starts in five minutes.
Hey, Lou.
Yeah?
Very good.
Keep the shot.
Yeah, Bruce.
What's your name, pal?
Jason.
Jason.
Lou, do you think you
could find my friend Jason
here a uniform and get
him down to the field fast?
I mean, like, pronto?
You bet.
Hop on, Jason.
Deal.
The event following
this morning's track event
will be the high jump and
balance beam competition.
Hey, do you think we could hold the 50
meters up for about five minutes while we
get one of the competitors here dressed
and down on the field?
No problem, Bruce.
All right.
Okay, toward 25.
Folks, folks, please give our special
Olympians room to practice.
I don't see them.
Well, this race starts any minute.
Come on, let's find the starting line.
Trophies for our Olympic
athletes will be awarded
in the winner's circle
directly after each other.
Faster.
Are you with me, Lee?
Don't worry.
I'll get you there on time.
Um, are you sure I'm not too heavy?
Are you kidding?
I used to be the incredible Hulk.
Turn green.
I will.
You turn...
Please proceed to the east end of the
field.
Take
their starting position.
There he is.
All right, here we go.
There's your lane.
Run right down, okay?
Come on!
Okay, all right.
You ready?
Mine
is the sunlight.
Mine is the morning.
Born of the one.
Eden's soul.
Play.
Praise with elation.
Praise every morning.
God's recreation of the new.
Morning has broken.
Like the first morning.
Blackbird has spoken.
Like the first bird.
Praise for the singing.
Praise for the morning.
Praise for them springing.
Fresh from the wild.
Get win!
You sure did, kid.
You were fantastic.
I get win!
Oh, kid, you're the biggest winner I ever
saw.
I love you, Colt.
I love you, too, Jason.
Yay!
Well,
I spoke to the D.A.
right after Jason picked those two guys
out of the lineup.
Said he was gonna base his entire case on
Jason's eyewitness testimony.
And those negatives we found in the truck
were the clincher.
Well, I guess that calls for another early
Christmas present.
Good idea, Colt.
Let's see what we can find this time.
Oh, how about this one?
Can I open it?
Sure, go ahead.
For the Bear's Christmas.
Thank you, Colt, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Well, listen, if we're gonna really drive
these guys home at the crack of dawn,
maybe they ought to hit the sack,
huh?
Well, they're not the only ones that are
tired.
I'm exhausted.
Paint me my new book, Colt, please.
What do you say you read it to me?
All right.
We say we clean these things up,
huh?
Hello.
Congratulations.
You are the first man to ever stand me up.
Virginia, look, I can explain everything
if you'll just let me.
Did you solve your problem over there?
There is no problem over here.
Tell you what, you come over here right
now and you won't have to explain anything.
Right now?
Now or never.
Virginia, I can't.
Okay.
Okay.
Beyond the mist, in a
magic place, when time
stands still and every
day is Christmas...
Pay attention!
You little devil.
Sorry,
did I fall asleep on you?
We'll try again, huh?
I'm sorry.
We did it.
We did it.
Yeah.
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