05x04 - A Fistful of Lire

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But I've been seen with Sparrow.

I've never been with anything less than a
nine.

So fine.

I've been on fire with Sally Field.

Gone fast with a girl named Bo.

But somehow they just don't end up as
mine.

It's a death by fire in the life I lead.

I take my chances.

I die for living in the movies and TV.

But the hardest thing I am is to kiss some
other guy while I'm bandaging my knee.

I've

never spent much time in school but I
taught ladies plenty.

It's true, I hire my body.

It's true, I hire my body.

I wear it all the time.

...over Sheryl T.

Explode, up for a rockin' window.

Hey, it's only hey, hey, hey.

I might jump an open drawbridge,
or toss a...

Great, we're wrapped.

Let's go have lunch.

Yeah, I'll go see if Olivia's ready.

I haven't seen you fall this hard since you
bounced off your airbag on the first jump.

What are you talking about?

I just happened to find Olivia an interesting
and intelligent person, that's all.

It's okay, Howard.

Don't be embarrassed.

I think it's fantastic.

Jody, believe me, you're reading a lot
more into this than there is.

Uh, Olivia?

There you go.

Did you have a chance to look at that
Whitman?

Oh, yes.

It is beautiful verse.

Thank you.

No, no, I wanted you to keep that.

It's a gift.

You are very kind.

Look, we were about to grab a bite of
lunch.

Would you like to join us?

I would love to, but I have a guest on the
set.

Is it all right if he comes too?

Yeah, well, sure.

It is my brother.

Oh, it's your brother.

Sure, bring him along.

I'll save a place for you.

Our reservations are confirmed.

We leave Italy the day after tomorrow.

Good.

Uh, you know, I've been thinking.

Uh, maybe I'll stay around Italy for a
little while.

Well, we don't have any jobs lined up.

I really haven't had a chance to see the
country.

Well, I mean, this happens every time we
go on a foreign location, you know.

We do the job and we go straight home.

We don't have the time to assimilate the
culture or to immerse ourselves in another

world or to broaden our base of
experience.

Did she try to tell us something?

Yeah, that he's in love.

Why didn't you just say so?

Hello, everybody.

Olivia.

This is my brother, Marcello.

Uh, ciao.

How are we, Munson?

Oh, Olivia's told me a lot about you.

In fact, she talks a little else.

Marcello.

Uh, this is Jody Banks.

Hello.

And Colt Seavers.

It is a great pleasure and
honor to meet the man who has

doubled Clint Eastwood, Robert
Redford, and Charles Bronson.

He's doubled them all.

I know.

I have seen all of Colt's pictures.

Colt's pictures?

Well, I had something to do with them.

One of the Grips said in America you also
work as a bounty hunter.

Is that true?

Oh, absolutely.

He's the best in the business.

You in the movie business?

Oh, no, no.

I drive an ambulance.

But I love movies.

At home in San Leonardo, I belong to a
film club.

When the members heard I was going to meet
such a famous stuntman, they insisted I

invite you to our town as a guest of
honor.

They did?

Si, yeah, sure.

I said to them I would, uh, how do you
say, make him an offer he cannot refuse.

They really want to meet me, huh?

But, of course, you are like a hero to
them.

No kidding.

Colt would be delighted to come.

We all would.

Wait just a minute, though.

I wouldn't want these people to,
uh, to go to any expense.

Colt, these people are honoring you.

They'll be insulted if you don't go.

Yeah, let's go.

I gotta see this to believe it.

Okay, but you gotta promise me that they
won't go to any trouble.

I assure you it will be a very modest,
quiet affair.

Oh, for me?

Yes, for you.

Oh, thank you very much.

That's very kind of you.

Grazie, molto grazie.

Wow, this is some party, huh?

It's unbelievable.

I think I have fans.

It sure is.

Hey, don't underestimate the power of
cinema in the lives of these people.

In a small, isolated town
like this, movies could

be their only tangible
link to the outside world.

La profondo del mio cuore.

La ringrazio.

Tutti la ringraziamo.

Quel si quel un uomo
che rischia la vita per tutti

per uno strano senza
farsi pagare è un vero eroe.

Grazie, grazie.

Grazie.

What was that all about?

Not sure.

Excuse me.

Did you catch any of that, huh?

It sounded like he said something about
risking your life for free.

I must have misunderstood.

Eh beh, cosa vuol dire?

What do you mean?

I hear what people are saying about some
kind of danger.

This is one of your crazy schemes to make
money.

Olivia, you insult me.

Personal gain is the furthest thing from
my mind.

Marcello, I care a lot about these people.

I do not know what is going on,
but you have lied to them.

Oh, if the truth is so important,
what about you, with Aui?

Does he know the truth about you?

I did not think so.

Noi non ci dimenticheremo mai di quel che
stai facendo per noi.

Sei per disgrazia.

Ti chianti qualcosa.

Te lo giuro.

Un giorno verrò sulla tua tomba.

E urtarti i fiori.

Oh, I am so young.

So young, eh?

You hear that?

What else did you say?

It was crazy, but she promised to put
flowers on your grave.

What?

I guess my Italian is not that good.

Yeah, it needs work.

You know, I am beginning
to get the feeling that there

is a little more going on
here than what we were told.

Come on, it is just a big
misunderstanding.

These are wonderful people.

Did you tell this guy I do not need a new
suit?

Signore, mi dispiace, ma il mio amico non
ha bisogno di un sardo.

Non sono un sardo, sono uno imprenditore
di un pompe funebre.

Colt,

the guy said he's not a tailor.

It's an undertaker.

Si.

The ambulance driver, he's a backer.

But he's no alone.

He hired himself a bounty hunter.

An American.

A bounty hunter.

You know what that means?

He's hired himself a k*ller.

Scusa, signor Prozzi.

I too am a k*ller.

I get us that map.

He's a no problem.

I don't want to take chances with the
treasurer, Alberto.

Let's get the rest of the men.

Colt, aren't you kind of overreacting?

Look, it happens to be my grave they're
talking about putting flowers on.

But I know Olivia.

She wouldn't do anything to hurt us.

You don't know her brother.

My friends, my friends, my friends,
we are about to cut the cake.

You are not going, are you?

Well, that depends.

See, I've been getting some
very strong hints that I've been

invited here for something a
little more than a testimony.

It's just a big misunderstanding,
right?

Marcello, you must tell them.

Tell them what?

Howie, I am sorry.

I had no idea.

I swear.

Mr. Sievers, I assure you, you have
absolutely nothing to worry about.

Just as long as you leave this town
immediately.

Who's this guy?

A gangster who would rob this town.

No match for a man like you.

Marcello, how could you?

So this is what a bounty hunter looks
like, hm?

I can't say I'm impressed.

Look, I don't know what this is all about,
but we got nothing to do with it.

Ah, Colt, I admire the way you toy with
them.

Come un gato.

Like a cat.

I'm not toying with anybody.

We're leaving.

Colt, shouldn't we at least find out what
this is all about?

It's none of our business.

It's very smart.

Marcello, I want that map.

I warn you, Braci, when Colt is unleashed,
it is a terrible thing.

Imagine, Colt, they really think you will
not fight.

Let him go!

We gotta do something.

Let go of him.

I thought you had the good sense to leave
town.

Well, I thought so, too.

Come on, let him go.

I'm the girl, Jody!

Look,

I admit I was wrong.

I should have told you the truth.

But this is a matter of such great
importance to these people.

Marcello, I'm sorry.

I'm really not interested.

Where's Howie?

He's saying goodbye to Olivia.

If you would just let me explain,
I'm sure you will understand.

Last month, I carried in
my ambulance an hopelessly

ill man who told me an
amazing story before he died.

In the last days of the w*r, a unit of German
Alpine troops pillaged the church here.

Stole priceless artifacts, chalices, crosses,
rosettes... That's Howie coming back.

He knows we're waiting, Colt.

The treasure was never recovered.

For years, people said it was hidden
nearby in the mountains.

This dying man confessed he helped the
Germans bury it.

All these years, he had kept quiet.

He did not want the people to know what he
had done, that he had collaborated.

The man left me with a map of the
treasure's location.

What's taking him so long?

He's crazy about her, Colt.

Colt, please, take a look.

Look, Mancela, it's a heck of a story,
but I'm not biting.

Jody... Don't even touch it.

Colt, you must understand what those
artifacts mean to these people.

They are centuries old, symbols of deep
faith, of history.

And that pig Brazzi wants them for
himself.

That is why I brought you here.

A strong man.

A brave man.

To help recover the treasure and restore
it to these people.

I'm sorry, I only do things like that in
the movies, where they fire blanks.

Well, we could at least think about
helping.

Jody, they have police.

Cagliabinieri, just one, and everybody
says he's in Brazzi's pocket.

Well, I'm sure you could find a few more.

Unless, of course, you're planning on taking
a few pieces of that treasure yourself.

In that case, you wouldn't want any
authorities around.

Ah, who would have thought that you would
be both fearless and brilliant?

If perhaps an insignificant
piece or two did slip

through the cracks, you
and I would do very, very well.

Yeah, that's just what I thought.

Look, I'm sorry, I didn't come here for a
treasure hunt.

But Colt, you're the one.

Colt!

Bounty hunter.

We should have been even more careful.

So is it good?

We even the odds, we get a moment.

No, no, no, no, that's not the answer.

What do you mean?

A man like that you don't face head on.

If there's a w*r in front of you,
you don't pound your head against it.

How

terrible I feel about what Marcello did.

Oh, it doesn't matter.

Nobody got hurt.

Right now, I'd rather talk about us.

Olivia, ever since we met, I felt there's
been something special between us.

Maybe I'm wrong.

I think you have too.

You are not wrong.

I couldn't bear to leave Italy,
not knowing what we might have together.

I am sorry, but that is not possible.

Why?

If you feel the same way that I do,
then we could... That is not the point.

What is?

This is all my fault.

I should have been more honest from the
very first.

I should have been stronger.

How I am spoken for.

You mean you have... I believe
the English word is betrothed.

Well, if you care for me and you don't
love him, then there's still...

But I do love him, with all my heart.

I am just not sure I
have what is necessary to

give myself, to give
myself as fully as I must.

You are evidence of that.

I had better go.

No, I think you'd better come with us.

Take it easy.

Don't do anything stupid.

What do you want?

The map.

I'll give Marcello two hours to bring it
to me.

If not, well, then you can use your
imagination.

Let's go.

You can't take him, eh?

Alberto!

Give Mr. Sievers my message.

Calm down, eh?

Signor Brazzi is one of the most respected
businessmen in this town.

I find it hard to believe he could be
involved in a kidnapping.

This is insane.

I was there.

It's true what they say, Tucci.

You as much as work for Brazzi,
eh?

Don't make accusations you cannot support,
eh?

I intend to launch a full and a complete
investigation.

And how long is that going to take?

Six months?

A year?

It will take, signor, as long as
necessary.

And I warn you.

All of you.

Not to take matters into your own hands,
eh?

I think it would be best if you acted
reasonably, no?

You mean give him the map?

Take it any way you want.

I warn you, Tucci.

If anything happens to her, so help me,
you will pay.

Be careful, Marcello.

Threatening a police official.

That's a serious offense.

Hey, hey, hey, come on.

You're not getting anywhere here.

Come on.

Can we go above that guy's head?

The district commander.

But that would take too long.

There is nothing to do but give Brazzi the
map.

I'm not so sure you're right.

Olivia's life is at stake.

The trouble is Brazzi's got no guarantee
that we haven't made a copy of that map.

He's not going to let Olivia go until he
gets his hands on that treasure, if at all.

Have you got any idea where he might be
holding her?

He most likely has his restaurant.

He lives there.

He feels safe.

He has no reason to take her anywhere
else.

What's your plan, Colt?

Brazzi thinks that I'm your loyal hired
g*n, right?

See, I think it's time we proved him
right.

Look, Colt, I know you're doing this for
me and I appreciate it.

But it's my problem.

I don't think you should risk your neck.

It's okay.

You do the same for me, kid.

Besides, I'm just going to decoy Brazzi.

You're the one that's going in after her.

Come on.

She's in there.

This way.

All right, keep the engine running.

Make sure they can't follow us,
huh?

Gotcha.

Come on, we're going in the back.

This is Brazzi's place.

All right, you wait here.

Olivia is my sister.

I am going with you.

Look, it could get nasty in there.

Are we?

I am an ambulance driver, not a pacifist.

Okay.

Go, go, hey, go!

Go, go, go, hey, go!

Go, go, go, hey, go!

It's Maticana, son of Qua.

He's here.

Good.

You stay with her and call the
Carabinieri.

Come.

Tucci.

On the helmet.

No, no, no.

Let's make sure Cole hooks him first.

You want to make a trade?

No deal.

You're a brave man, Mr. Bounty Hunter.

But you're also a very foolish man.

I'm going to send you back to America in a
wooden box.

Yes.

Come on, I'm the arm of your best
strategy.

Quick.

It will take more than that whip to make
me talk.

I can arrange whatever you need.

It was a trick.

They took the girl.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Stop him!

It's okay.

I have a photographing memory.

Here's your map, Brodsy.

You wouldn't have destroyed it.

I wouldn't have destroyed the map unless
you had memorized it.

You'll be my map.

No way.

Forget it.

Remember, my friend, her life is still at
stake.

I take you both.

You'll be very out of this.

You won't do anything.

Well, yes, I will.

Arrest him for breaking into my place.

I'll keep him out of my way.

Pleasure, Senor.

Andiana.

Let's get the treasure.

I thought you were going to take care of
their wheels.

I couldn't get all the lug nuts off.

Well,

see if I can get that one off.

Tucci.

I don't know how much
Brodsy pays you, but imagine

a Cellini goblet encrusted
with precious stones.

You imagine it, Marcello.

Because that's as close as you'll get to
it.

Any luck?

I checked out Brodsy's place.

There's nobody there.

That's great.

That means Brodsy's got Howie,
Olivia, and the map.

Where's Marcello?

Some of the film club people saw him being
arrested.

What'll we do?

Marcello's the only one who can help us
find Howie and Olivia.

We're just going to have to bust him out.

Don't move.

Thank God you're armed.

Open that cell.

What are you talking about?

There's no time to explain.

You've got to put me in that cell.

You've got to save me.

From what?

From Cole, the bounty hunter.

He wants to k*ll me.

He holds me responsible.

For what?

For Olivia and Howie getting kidnapped.

Please, you've got to put me in that cell.

You can't fool me like this.

This is their trick, no?

You want to break him out, eh?

There you are.

I got you now.

No, please.

Don't move.

Stay away from her.

You'll pay for this.

You're out of here, Marcello.

We've got to get to Olivia and Howie.

Well, we can't, unless you can remember
the map.

I'll try.

Let's go.

You won't get away with this.

I'm warning you.

Disgusting.

Are you sure this is it?

This is the shrine past the fork in the
road, right?

That's what the map said.

You know what will happen to you.

Put your sword in the
wall and you will see what

will happen to the signorina
if you double cross us.

Touch her, alquim.

All right, all right.

You tell us the truth and nobody will get
hurt.

Hey, I'm telling you the truth.

That's what it said.

Fine.

Where to now?

The treasure is buried in the grave of the
partisan.

The what?

The partisan's grave.

I figured it was something from the w*r.

There are partisans' graves all over the
area.

Where is this particular grave?

According to the map we should be able to
see it from here.

I don't know.

I don't understand it.

It said the grave was at the top of
heaven.

Where?

What's that supposed to mean, the top of
heaven?

If you're trying to stall us...
I'm telling you what it said!

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

There's our heaven!

Monte Paradiso, Mount Heaven.

A skirmish was fought there near the end
of the w*r.

And a partisan's grave was dug on the
summit.

We're gonna need some tools.

Good, good, you go get them, I stay with
these two.

And listen, if there's no
treasure on the summit,

it will be the end of
your beautiful friendship.

Pronto, I need to talk to Frazzi.

All right, all right, yes, yes,
I appreciate that, Lieutenant.

We'll see you out here.

Sievers and the girl broke Marcello out of
jail.

You were right about him.

You might as well just give up right now.

No.

No, no, no, no.

Your friends will still have to figure out
where you are.

By then, Tucci will be here and I'll have
the treasure.

Let's move.

I can't remember which way.

I've lost Olivia.

Everything.

Oh, try to think.

Look, try to picture the map, okay?

It is hopeless.

It could be either way.

Can't you remember anything after this
fork?

Anything that will help?

The map was written very carefully.

Very cryptically.

But there was a shrine by the side of the
road.

And, and a grave.

A partisan's grave.

But that grave could be either under the
plains or in the mountains.

Mountains?

Si.

That way.

You said the Germans that buried that
treasure were from an alpine unit.

Where else would an alpine unit bury a
treasure but in the mountains?

Come on.

Of course.

Let's go.

Come on.

That is Abrazzi's car.

They must have gone up that trail.

It'll be too easy for them to spot us if
we use it.

Is there another way up?

Yeah, I see, on the other side of the
mountain.

But I do not know what the trail is like.

It's worth a try.

He's the lieutenant.

Well, he's gonna get the ride of his life.

I don't believe it.

I know.

It took me a few years to get used to it,
too.

Okay, we rest for a minute.

Do you think they'll k*ll us?

No.

They won't have a chance.

Not with Colt and Jody out there.

What makes you think they'll find us?

If you knew Colt like I do, you would
know.

You wouldn't ask that.

If we go up this way, it'll surprise them,
all right.

It is hopeless.

What are we going to do?

Jody, I want you and Marcella to get to
the regional commander.

Get some honest cops out here.

Well, what are you gonna do?

I'm going up.

But there is no path.

I'll just have to make one.

Once he gets his hands on that treasure,
then he'll k*ll Howie and Olivia.

But we can go back to the other side.

There's no time.

He's got too big of a lead on us.

You sure you don't want me to go up with
you?

I can help.

I'm sorry, Jody.

It'll just double the odds for a fall.

You cannot climb that rock without ropes.

Ropes will just slow me down.

Free climbing is the fastest way up.

Also the fastest way down.

Come on, Marcella.

Neither does your fiancé.

That wedding will take place just as
scheduled.

No, I do not think so, Howie.

Even if you're all gone,
it's because, as you say, I

realize I do not have inside
of me what it would take.

Olivia, that's crazy.

What about your fiancé?

You're not being fair to him.

No, Howie.

It is not what you think.

This is my fiancé.

I don't understand.

Howie, I am a novitiate.

I was going to
become a... A nun?

Si.

I had doubts about my ability to commit
myself fully.

That is why I went to work on the movie,
to give myself time to think.

It was good I took that time.

A nun?

If I had to lose out to another man,
I guess...

No, Howie.

You have not lost out to anyone.

You are the bravest, kindest, most
wonderful man I have ever met.

And if we do come out of this,
perhaps there will be a chance for us.

Why

don't you let her go?

I am the one you need.

The girl stays with us.

She is our insurance policy.

Now keep going.

Don't you touch her.

Now!

He won't touch her.

I want

him to help you.

Don't worry.

All they want is the treasure.

Once they've got that, they'll let us go.

You are a comfort.

You do not believe they will let us go any
more than I do.

There it is.

Start digging.

Both of you.

I can do it alone.

I said both of you.

Enough!

It is alright, Howie.

Both of you.

Dig!

That grave will come in handy.

Not very touching.

With a waste of effort.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Howie said you would come.

He said you would save us.

Heard you've been watching too many
movies.

My beautiful treasure.

Lost.

You should be happy.

He will go back now to the church where he
belongs.

Was it all there, Marcello?

But for a piece or two.

I think so, yes.

A couple of pieces on Marcello.

Si.

Marcello, come here.

Marcello!

It's a miracle!

The treasure is intact!

You saved my life.

I do not know how I will ever thank you.

You don't have to thank me, Olivia.

I am grateful to you for so much, especially
for something I think you will not like.

I don't understand.

When I was on that mountain, thinking I
would die, you knew more about me,

about what I have inside of me,
than I myself did.

I didn't doubt you for a second.

What you made me realize, Howie,
what it is so difficult for me to say...

is that you found the strength to take
your vows.

I'm very glad for you, Alenia.

I will get over what I am now giving up.

Colt, you have done a great thing for the
people of this town.

As a symbol of our gratitude, we hope you
will accept the gift on behalf of us all.

Thank you.

One of our local craftsmen has dedicated
all of his time to creating, for your

pleasure, a very special, very unusual
gift.

This way.

Abrite in dragata.

A

portable wine cellar.