03x25 - The Baby Sitters

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at least we're ready to say look we get the word you must have lots of contract yeah let's go up and check

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gentlemen no I'm new on the island maybe I'm asking the impossible but either one

of you can get that cargo of copra here from Tottori and 14 days I'll pay handsomely it's a nice profit in it for

me and I don't mind sharing it not for me 16 days is all I'd want a guarantee

16 days isn't good enough I have to meet a Trent shipment date what happens if we

pick up the Corporal don't get it back within 14 days you don't get paid hey what kind of a deal is that I lose my

money on the copra you lose yours on the haul its Brady you said you'd pay handsome - yeah how handsome me did you

have in mind double whatever you got the last time you made the run that's very answer and

the contract for all my future business yeah there ain't nobody that can load and deliver from Tottori and that time

what do you say captain joy our gamble with units are ready we got a deal

how soon can you sail Chris when can we sail oh we can sail right now good yeah I suppose you've got all your

passengers and provisions aboard just the provisions of passengers we're gonna concentrate on sailing to the tour and

back within 14 days

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it's not gonna be an easy run it's time to know forecasters were school buddy not thigh-bones

yeah it doesn't [Music]

six and a half days each ran an overnight in Portland who are you cutting it close

14 days guys one of the work money will we lose if we don't make a lot of money

pounce which you can't afford to lose you know we get underwear the more margin will happen

[Music] I'll get mad hauling the gangway

cast off the bow line Kelly [Music]

[Music] I like Claire okay Kris got off the

stern spree all clear

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gartner McKay in James Michener's adventures in paradise with guys not

well as Chris Parker and James Holden as play Baker's guest star Erica Peter

[Music] and starring Gardner McCain and Adam

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I just got another weather check that storms coming at 90 degrees to our course but it's still a hundred miles

away I've the barometer 29.2 four and falling looks like this winds going to

build a 45 or 50 knots well we can always reap the Mazal hey Kelly how

about some chow hi sir

are we serving up today pal how about a bologna sandwich it's officially uninspired I'll give you some cold cuts

that's better hey bring it to my cabin will ya okay hello Donny look now that door to

the cargo holds open I thought you're gonna fix the catch I'll fix it tomorrow

good

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did you hear sound a minute ago what kind of a sound huh it sounded like a whale

no whales in this part of you should know I'm not that kind of a whale would sir like a howl I didn't hear a howl why don't you ever

hear the things I hear I'm not blessed with your imagination did you ever hear the story of the Marie Celeste there

Kelly there's no such thing as a haunted ship about a knife and fork it's on the

train not on this tray I put the knife

and fork on naturaiiy before I left the galley if you put him on that tray that'd be there anything I put him on

somebody took him off Chris is at the wheel I'm here hmm I made the salad what

sound nobody's aboard this ship but us and maybe nothing human

will you stop driving me crazy there wasn't any sound when you hear something

that's different [Music]

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okay Chris letter [Music]

maybe as soon as we be come on Kelly don't worry

okay no k*lling I'll thank you for a knife and fork

[Music] you're a writer had the knife and fork all laid off and I forgot to put them on there hey it's empty Kelly go study this one

does they found the briefs unless the table set for dinner galleys thought was

hopping there was no non-board ones living soul how many dead ones listen is nothing to joke about even the ship's

cat was gone we don't have a cat he was

17 people warned about was haunted from that day did this no one's ever heard from so he's that poor letter writer

this isn't a ghost ship listen things happen are you talking to no stowaway

ghosts make you skippers dinner yeah baloney so were you Eames uh Buffy did

you see just Buffy hey what's going on boy well he wasn't spirited down that's for sure mmm hey you like sea voyages

Buffy huh hmm you gonna have a long one well we could we can find a bone for

Buffy okay I'm fine this trip we're going to CERN you wanna screw can you be

chief guard office [Music]

FRP Buffy Buffy already on guard duty

yeah

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we're talking your cabin so now till dawn why do you never get challenges where the winds rising to be back up in

a few minutes no you dig a rat I can manage all their 290-pound i sir

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hey Buffy you glued to that door or something huh okay sit this up

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that sounds like a baby it has to be it couldn't be

the dog has turned into a tiger mighty

get aboard don't ask me ever sworn before this the other cabins maybe we've got other

stories on board hey stop crying yeah it

seems to knock Buffy maybe they're buddies maybe they ran away to sea together look at this his luggage and

here's a letter that captain Troy and

some money d*ck I've been drawing I'm told he's a very good man I hope this is

true because I mr. lion is Charlie he has no friends he is from Tottori please

take him there and a thousand candles to st. Christopher will be let in your name oh sure what are we supposed to do with

Charlie when we get it to Tora no it says

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didn't up we are storm on our hands on a tight schedule [Music]

do you know anything about changing diapers maybe Kelly does I'll get it

[Music] Stella's skip I've already sent for help

what if you could only talk I think I

might say without fear of contradiction of you two in a strangest couple I never had aboard this ship Charlie and bucket

Charlie and Buffy who it is a baby what

do you think it was I thought it was a game what do you know hey where you come

from the stork brought uh-huh like Gayle had a reef a diaper no I've never been a

minute look you might have had a dozen little brothers and sisters sure and nephews and nieces to all my

family loves babies she's a wonderful pair of lungs yeah my head split it sure

wasn't had 10 just like him look if you get him don't bring him aboard that secret

okay Charlie [Music]

but surely hold still Polston please hold still Charlier puts in more than

the ship how'd you get it on him get what no I just want to see how it looks around his neck kid fight I'm gonna put

a damper on the nail got my money on you and I'm Tommy hold on come on Charlie work with us will ya I'm

your friend your buddy please

I feel like I called in a Marlin it doesn't look happy neither d'lai in a nut he's only a

little baby a little baby octopus he's clotting up again we're due for more

squalls sure he's building us strength I've got to go on deck and see how Chris is making up maybe you've got him tied

up too tight yeah but see when it was loose he's screwing got out of it he has to breathe if you can do better be my

guest and if you can't be constructive be quiet Oh Charlies mad listen to him what's up

man quit yelling I did the best I could

well what's wrong with you maybe he's hungry I'll get some Bologna oh yeah hold it

it's already here

the Brahman is still dropping coming how you making it smooth sailing right here tonight isn't he beautiful

yeah well what are we gonna do with him here to the Torah take care of him you've got your work to do so we all go

to us we're gonna get from the Headey to the Turin back in 14 days he's such a

good baby how could he went bare to give him up maybe because he's the noisy room boy

[Music] boy boy boy boy boy boy boy sleep

Charlie sleep sleep Charlie's

[Music] Charlie sleep now don't you week now

sweet charlie [Music]

buzzing the buzzer sorry if we disturbed you you see we were I work at night you have

just robbed me of two hours of sleep we were trying to reach miss Evans where mr. and mrs. Brownley we're here to get

our grandchild you are the ones who tried to take the baby away from rosette I am a fool to be wasting my time with

people I do not even like I could be Skippy please at least be kind enough to tell us how to find the manager of the

building Oh what do you think the manager can tell you we'll take that up with him what him the manager the

manager is not a him it is a her and I am the her who is him and I know nothing

if you do not take your finger away from the buzzer we call the police and it is

useless to buzz the buzzer called the way until your apartment is rented again rent it again where's miss happens in

our grandchild I checked out miss Hewes and no forwarding address at the little

dog - what do we do we'll go to the American Consul he'll tell us

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I just paint enough to cook it cold in

here Pacific on the rapids and I'm giving a

b*stard baby a baby needs a bath every day Charlie's missed two days already I know that but you go topside give Chris a

hand baby's the one who needs a hand doesn't take two men to give a faster one little baby you sure you know what

you're doing that Kelly good top set any

hole in the world give up a bathtub of baby [Music]

there we go [Music]

it's wetter inside than it is now don't know who got watched him or me you

know we haven't radioed anything about Charlie yeah the note cities from the tour I guess we're gonna have to turn him over to the authorities when we get

there why would anybody turn over a cute little guy like that because the mother couldn't take care of him anymore well

she must have been pretty desperate one

ticket to go to violence evil play one-way or roundtrip one my name just

alternate pillory French national women Donna that will be 2500 French francs

please your pain will leave in half an

hour yeah see the American Council said our legal

position is quite clear we sue there's no question about it you were awarded custody by the French Court we can

prosecute this girl for kidnapping can't wait ten more if she's caught with a baby she could end up with a 20-year

prison sentence we don't want to prosecute it we just want the baby the

parents of the baby both dead yes Oh son

and his wife were k*lled in an accident miss Edmonds is related to the baby is

she not yes she's his hand on his mother's side

of course of course well I will start an

investigation immediately and I will contact you as soon as I know anything

at least you need not be concerned about the baby wherever he is I'm quite sure he's safe

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losing time get another weather check I won't understand the fringe of this blog I knew this is gonna be a tough trip but

oh brother you know I've learned something it's easy to be a ship's

captain a baby's father that dogs mast in the middle of a typhoon

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looks like the worst is fascist yep over 16 hours behind I guess we're down the drain is Braden

take another position to get it Lou you better figure out a miracle miracles

those you prick

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I know you gotta come right away

wake up Bannon debating sick wake up what I just woke up and found him excuse

like why I think he's dying [Music]

103 that's fine you know what to do yeah you get a doctor

this is ka mu K a mu the schooner Tiki calling all ships certainly need medical

advice calling all ships urgently need medical advice over the weather station was

talking to the Maribel can't be away to the last time Chris got the weather maybe she's still in range k vo h kv o H

this is kam you do you read us over kv o

H this is kam you kam you over okay

you this is kv o h can barely read you k

bo h k bo h we urgently need medical advice over k mu this is ka m bt the

line of miraflores enroute to tahiti we have a doctor aboard

is the baby coughing at all any difficulty with respiration gasping for

breath over no doctor he's very quiet but its temperature is 103 over that is

not necessarily alarming infants often run high temperatures now do nothing for

the next hour then at the end of the hour take his temperature again having observed him carefully for symptoms and

contact me oh now you doctor over I've

done that well without asking him let's try for another doctor where the next corner Maria Flores are dealing we ship

at sea it's your watch Kelly you better relieve Chris that doctors a quack hit the deck Kelly

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as temperatures a fraction over a hundred and four doctor thank you dr.

Jamison over now are you sure you know

what you're doing hoping the doctor was [Music]

this temperature has gone up to 105 dr. Hager probably a severe virus infection

do you have in a penicillin abort over Yes Doctor over we don't like to use it without

testing the baby first for allergy but in this case we'll just have to take a chance

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all right come on up come on up any change

nope at least he isn't crying knows that where she was let me to take this watch

you have not rested for a while I'll be all right you're not indestructible I said I'd be

all right

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[Music] so no change he isn't gonna die - Chris

not if Adam can help it

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the series broken it's gonna be alright [Music]

we're still 16 hours behind for tomorrow night we're stuck on the dock luck you

can take on cargo and put the scene four or five hours yeah a lot for an

overnight in the torso we could pick up 10 to 12 hours that way yeah we still leaves us six hours to make up on the way back forward luck

we haven't been overwhelmed by luck so far yeah but the storms left us a fresh breeze ideal sailing conditions optimist

there's no room for pessimist it's gonna happen to Charlie you're gonna have to turn him over to the authorities we get

to the Torah yeah authorities Charlie's a friend yeah I know Karl but I'm not

throwing him overboard I'll put him in an orphanage look I have no choice I've got to go with the law the law doesn't

even know about Charlie yeah but it provides for couldn't we keep him he doesn't take up much room I could take

care of him now you know I can't do that Kelly he hasn't any friends but us

I'm gonna have to go with the law and that's final what are you gonna do with Buffy turn him over to the dog catcher oh I think we're gonna turn you

over to a dog catcher see Kelly's viewpoint after all Charlie was deserted now don't you start in on me oh no it's

tough on you it's hard to be mean to little babies and not me they're little babies then why are you so defensive

well you to make me feel like like a traitor

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but Charlie I I have to be the law

what I really want to do is I don't like

to separate you two [Music]

I think never Stevie on the item see Broadway we have checked the airlines and the ships no woman has that stuff

IET with the baby than last week I mean yes I'll let you know as soon as I have

lead oh wow honey awesome oh hello

myself how are you I was hoping you would stipulate our floors what did you

write me that you were giving up traveling and opening an office well I tried to but I am I couldn't get rid of

the habit come on you're gonna have dinner with me tonight but do you like it what time well huh let's make an

early night of it nearly six o'clock wait give me a chance to clear my desk a night with you

by the way I had to talk with your friend captain Troy the other day under rather unusual circumstances he had a

sick baby aboard and put in a call for medical advice I thought the Tiki saved without passengers what she did

that's the funny part of the story the baby was a stubble wave stowaway was

that a woman with a baby no no the baby was travelling alone except for a dog

anyone hadn't anyone stole away a baby and a dog get me mr. or mrs. Brownley

hurry [Music]

Oh Chris get the loading crew organized we want to put to see in four hours down

right Kelly you say with a baby to lessen the cargo manifest

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Oh you can't go back there

with the devil you think you're doing I was only trying to get my baby you're good

oui Monsieur your baby oui Monsieur you let somebody put your baby aboard my

ship no I put him there myself Monsieur what kind of a mother are you how could you leave a baby alone on a ship I'm

sorry I didn't know what to do you realize it was almost a day before anyone found him somebody told me that

you were sailing that very night without passengers and it seemed as though the board you're himself possessed aboard

your that baby almost died what are you

talking about I had to send him one way and go another myself they were watching for a woman with a baby you didn't steal

that no no he's mine I was there the night he was born and I've been with him

every moment of his life his grandparents never even knew him until my sister and her husband were k*lled

and now they want to take him to America where I will never see him again you realize you could be charged with kidnapping you and I are going to the

authorities and you're gonna tell them exactly what you've done words they have stolen in from me that

way Kelly

you stay here right here I'll find your baby for him [Music]

no I haven't seen Kelly I thought he was on board I wouldn't be asking if he was does he have relatives on this island

yeah I think he's got an uncle his name's tofu okay keep rolling with the loading I'm gonna borrow cheap I'll be back in half

an hour [Music]

I have so many nephews Shelly you said

no Kelly Kelly Kelly never heard of him Kelly Kelly Makaha from Popeye a day you

know on Tahiti Tahiti you said yes yes I know Tahiti I have a nephew there his

name is Kelly that's the one have you seen Kelly no not for years he works for

some crazy American he's not crazy is just unfortunate uh does Kelly have any

other relatives on this island oh yes all over the island have you met Rihanna my best niece

no I haven't where does she live on the other side of the island you can reach

her house in one hour that's two hours one hour each way time will not matter

not when you see Rihanna [Music]

I'm afraid I can't please Kelly but I'd be happy to take a message for him would

you rather wait well I'd really love to

I'm in a hurry goodbye bye

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on the south end of the island maybe he knows where Kelly is sure sure I know where Kelly we're cousins you want me to

take message for you you haven't seen him by any chance I know where to find him yeah look I've been going from

relative to relative on this island for four hours then you should have come here for us now you go to corner you

make right go to the end of the street you see ship the Tiki Kenny works the

board look in case you see him tell him don't be too sure

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a real good job fellas I'll remember you next time around [Music]

so that power that we grant to sail without you below to just four hours I would bail out of this yet it's Kelly

soon up here I've seen everybody knows we have to get out of here what am I gonna say to that girl

Charlie's and maybe that's

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would not have a license very long they couldn't be inspected with shark couldn't be anybody else but inspected

to see you Detroit this is mister this is proudly we have temple ask some question about

the baby and the dog you brought from Tahiti maybe see them we're hoping the baby is our grandchild I'm sure here's

mrs. Brownley but he's not on board now where is he

I don't know he's disappeared disappeared he's appeared and Kellie's disappeared along with him candy candy

would no kidnap a baby well Kelly thinks he's a foundling and will be put in an orphanage anything happened to that baby it's the

girl's fault how could she do such a terrible thing she loved the baby and the court gave

custody to us and the men in the middle mr. brown lien from the middle I can see very clearly but you both love the child

myself the child needs all the love they can possibly get I think the best thing

could happen would be that you all got together and put your own feelings aside and have you thought about what's best

for Charlie the baby's name is Harvey he was named after me it'll always be

Charlie to me I'll never forgive myself

I'm sorry I'm so sorry we could only

find the baby I never take him from you again to know that that's all any of us

want now how long has k*lling the baby been missing over four hours well this

is a very small island it can take too long to find him what are you sitting I've got a contract we should shove off

right away but I don't like to leave but the baby's still missing delivering cargo is your business finding babies

his mind

Chris go find a seaman take Kelly's place on the run no papi [Music]

holder one three five [Music]

I just open a can of sardines left one out for you who seems funny below

without Kelly no one's indispensable I just talked to inspector the shark they

haven't found the baby yet well if he's still missing by the time we get to pump it it will fly back and look for myself also made a radio check

on our position for less than two hours behind schedule I suppose good news we've had all day

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all right who else is in there just us girls

you've got charlie the strength why did you hide in there I

decided to take Charlie back to Papa Haiti with me and I knew you wouldn't let me take him I'm gonna a suspect the

bouchard to help me adopt him this baby has more cancer than us what to do with

you're not gonna turn back on the radio inspected we Shona meet us in Tahiti I'm gonna ask him to help us all help us

all yeah we'll be lucky if we get over 20 years for a one burner strike kidnapping

this is KOMU schooner Tiki calling this

is kam you schooner Tiki calling qyh or the Healy come in please over

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don't let the baby get in any drops we won't we're very grateful to you and to you captain Troy and be sure you get

some mash banana every day you know Joe said is going back to the states with us she's going to live with us that's

wonderful she sure gets mashed bananas we'll see that he does Kelly well goodbye captain

Troy and thank you again goodbye bye and

he likes his milk real warm too [Music]

captain Troy well you made it in 14 days

with one hour to Spain next time we're gonna make it in 39 three guys so long

charlie so with us any time

okay guys let's get the Cobra I love it

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now Gartner McKay in our next adventures in paradise they've made a very young

very lovely queen determined to give her subjects the best that civilization has

to offer whether they like it or not why don't you just ask your prime minister for advice I think I can speak for my

people they have a right to vitality an accomplishment to participate in the march of progress

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you're a little fool Henry you're a terrible judge of character you walk in

here like a love-struck schoolgirl ready to scrap everything because of a conniving gigolo now wake up get that

star dust out of your eyes you know I think you preach democracy and practice dictatorship that's a lie ha ha

Nietzsche Bach susan b anthony lee ki bholi carry nation only jonas if we get

a range of truth I'm not interested please be reasonable get off my Island and stay off captain

Troy I hope you'll be with us when guest star pilaf Silva joins us for blueprint

for paradise next on adventures in paradise until then thank you for

watching [Music]