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05x04 - Postman Pat and the Greendale Knights

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

05x04 - Postman Pat and the Greendale Knights

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[Music]

and his black and white cat

[Applause]

early in the morning

[Music]

all the third

[Music]

rings

letters

like a white cat

[Music]

pat feels he's a really happy

man

[Music]

oh

these parcels are all addressed to you

pat

ah that'll be the plants i've been

waiting for

sarah's having a day out so i'm tidying

up the garden while she's away as a

surprise

oh how lovely

well you've got your work cut out here

pat yes i'd better get this stuff into

the van

i'll give you a hand pet

[Music]

oh dear i wonder where pat's got to

oh

i've been looking forward to this day

out for ages

me too

what are you lot doing today we're going

to be nights

nights

look we've got our own shields and

everything come on

oh

and come on pat

[Music]

i know you sir julian knight of

greendale what's that for

i'm making him a proper night can i be

one too no

why not because you're a girl

girls can't be nice oh yeah

yeah

right then girl nights against boy

nights right

come on julian

um

mira

what sort of things do knights do well

they rescue people and live in big

castles and have battles with dragons

and things don't we oh

right

oh pat thank goodness you're home we're

off to the station to catch the

greendale rocket you've got a lovely day

for it

bye bye bye bye bye bye bye

bye bye

bye

bye bye

come on jess

action station

come on you look could you give me a

hand please

no problem

the greendale knights can do anything

oh i don't think i can

[Music]

told you girls can't be nice you're not

strong enough

oh yes we are we're faster too

[Music]

oh no are you all right yeah

sorry

tell you what

why don't you knights leave the garden

to me

okay then

[Music]

what shall we do now

i know

let's look for dragons just like the

real knights do

dragons

do we have to you'll never be a night

lucy

girls are scared of everything

no we're not i'm not scared of anything

especially dragons oh

[Music]

it's a trucker

that's no dragon lucy

that's helping his tractor

just in time too

phew

only a girl will be frightened of a

tractor

[Music]

what is it dad it's going to be an arbor

julian you make it into an arch shape

plant roses all around and they grow up

it oh pretty

i'm gonna be here soon to finish it off

goodness

not long until sarah gets back

we'd better get this new flower bed made

right you are pat

[Music]

i'm a better knight than you

no you're not you haven't even got any

armor neither of you

hey

i know what you need

these

sacks yes but they look like chain mail

see just like knights used to wear in

battle

[Music]

wow you look great julian thanks dad can

you make one for me i'm me

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

go away you silly fly

that's what knights need

almost finished

we just need turn in these tools to make

it nice and steady while we tidy up the

mess

here we go

wooden swords great

oh god bill

take that

we'll see about that

take that

[Music]

come on lucy we can have a jewel too

do we have to

i'm god

oh

sorry

oh lucy

maybe bill's right girls can't be

knights

we are the greendale knights and we are

good and strong we travel around

greendale writing every room we have our

shiny helmets we have a victory song

we've made our souls of armor and we

like to put them on

we are the greener knights so dragons

you beware we're always on our god and

not easy to scare

with our mighty swords

[Music]

[Music]

we didn't mean to fry in you well

look what you've done

sorry dad

oh i think it's time you knights took a

break

why don't you go inside for some juice

and sandwiches okay

sorry dad

we just wanted to be real knights

but everything keeps going wrong

and we haven't even got a castle

[Music]

hmm

[Music]

maybe they can have a castle after all

hey how's that bout

[Music]

julian we're coming dad

come on nice

[Music]

you said you needed a castle

wow cheese on peas

it's brilliant

thanks dad

oh it's so pretty

come on let's try it out

hey

i think they like it but

yes thanks alf

now i wonder what's happened to ted i

should be here by now

look i'm the queen of the castle no

i'm the king of the castle why don't you

both be king and queen together good

idea lucy

and i'll be the brave prince

and you can be the castle guard

the castle god raises the alarm if we

get attacked it's a very important job

because you have to protect the castle

and everyone in it

oh dear

seal it

[Music]

oh no

quick quick there's something coming

what is it

where's all that smoke and fire coming

from maybe a smoke from a dragon no

look it's a scary night

a real one

[Music]

what's that in his hand

oh no

he's got a fire sword

oh no

wait

i'm the castle guard

i need to protect my friends

[Music]

go away

leave us alone

lucy

ted

i'm sorry

i didn't mean to give you a flight

i've come to fix the arbor for pat do

you know where he's got to

he's there

what's wrong

we heard shouting

oh hello ted i was wondering where you'd

got to dad dad

lucy saved us from a scary night

you were really brave lucy

just like a proper night in shining

armor

dad would unite lucy for us

i'd be honored

me

a proper knight

wow

i knight you

lady lucy selmy

knight of greendale

cray

oh it's been such a lovely day

yes i can't remember when i last had so

much fun oh no

here they come

and the garden's still not finished

don't worry pat we'll help

come on knights

we are the gringo knights with chainmail

on our backs he came from postman pat he

made it from his sacks searching for

[Music]

[Laughter]

oh what a day

[Laughter]

[Music]

welcome home lady sarah

come on mom you have to walk through us

to get to the back garden

oh all right

[Music]

oh

wow

oh

pat

this is the most beautiful garden i've

ever seen

how did you do all of this

well everyone helped

[Music]

oh pat

you really are a knight in shining armor

[Music]

that makes two of us then lucy

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

oh no

not again

[Music]

[Applause]

you