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05x05 - Postman Pat and the Fantastic Feast

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

05x05 - Postman Pat and the Fantastic Feast

Post by bunniefuu »

oh

salad

sausage casserole

they all sound yummy

i wonder which recipe chef olivier is

going to cook

just fancy a famous chef coming to

greendale

hmm

oh

no

oops

looks like you could learn a thing or

two from chef olivier pat

sorry love

oh don't worry come on i'll make you

some breakfast

oh dear

i don't have time i'd better be heading

to the post office

this'll do me

cheerio love bye pat

morning mom any breakfast

there you go jess

now

i think sarah's right jess i think i

should learn to cook

well

[Music]

i'm a much better chef than you you

can't even cook can two you can't can

can't

can't can can't that's enough you two if

you both want to be chefs so badly why

don't you give me a hand gardening

i'm picking some fruit and vegetables to

cook

[Music]

oh look there's alf

hello there alf shh

you'll scare the fish away

oh i see i i'm sorry alf

have you caught much me not a bite and

i'm trying to catch a fish for that chef

olivier's coking class

oh wack that was my last bit of bait

hang on alf

i might have something you can try

hey i'll give it a shot

i'd best be going

good luck alf aye thanks bat uh cheerio

[Music]

well i never

ha

i pick more than you no you haven't i'm

much faster says who me race you

tom

katie

catch mom

oh

[Music]

come on you two

i think you might be safe for helping

out in the kitchen

[Music]

oh

hello mrs goggins

oh

oh hello pet i didn't see you there

you've got a lot of cherries to sell

there oh they're not for the shop pad

these are from my garden for chef

olivier

i'm so looking forward to his cooking

class

could you give me a wee hand to prepare

them i'd love to mrs goggins

but i'm not very good at cooking oh it's

very easy look

well

okay i'll give it a go

oh

[Music]

oh

no

oh dear

i am sorry mrs goggins oh

it's okay pet

maybe you'd be best off delivering the

post

yes

good idea

now

we put the fruit in there then whiz it

all up and we'll have a lovely fruit

drink can i press the button mum no me

not yet first we have to oh

[Music]

put the lid on

[Music]

i wonder what's making that funny noise

come on jess

hello ted hello there pat come and take

a look at me latest invention

what do you think

uh hmm well that's great ted but uh

what does it do

it's a sausage-making machine

all you have to do is pull this lever

down

here ted i'll give you a hand wow

[Music]

there you go

perfect sausages

wow

well done ted

[Music]

quick but let's get this thing stopped

[Music]

meow

what am i gonna do with all these

sausages

well jess could always have them for his

tea

here's your post

bye ted

um

[Music]

what can we do now mum

watch

hi everyone hello pat

what do you think of our special kitchen

for chef olivier it looks great

well done

thanks dad

do you want to try it out oh no i i'm

not very good at cooking it's easy but

it's easy you see you see you just have

to understand the science behind it now

take this egg for example

it's just a

an ordinary egg but if you you use

just the white bit you can add sugar and

air and and it turns into meringue like

this

oh that's really clever charlie

and the mixture's ready when when you

can tip the ball upside down and it

doesn't fall out

[Laughter]

oh dear if i don't hurry up i won't get

finished in time to see chef olivier bye

[Music]

[Applause]

um

it's not time for the cookery class yet

we do

we just want to make sure we've got good

seats

we've died to get his autograph aren't

we lucy

[Music]

mr prank mr pringle yes sarah when chef

olivier good to be here

oh well

i'm sure he'll be arriving any minute

now

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

that was the last letter jess let's go

[Music]

[Applause]

he's here he's here

can we have your autograph

oh

patch

hello there sarah lucy

oh no

am i too late

have i missed the cookery class

no part chef olivia hasn't even arrived

yet oh dear

yes that's me

oh i see

oh dear

i hope he's feeling better soon

yes uh i understand

thanks for letting us know

i'm afraid it's bad news everyone

chef olivia's fallen sick and he'll not

be able to make it to our cookery

demonstration

what am i gonna do with me sausages and

my cherries and me fish

wait a minute everyone

maybe we don't need chef olivier after

all

yes we do

not if we all work together

have you still got that recipe book

sarah

yes i brought it with me for chef

olivier to sign

well it looks like we've got plenty of

ingredients

so let's get cooking

thing to do

it's really very easy

and very tasty too

[Music]

wow

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

and make something yourself

[Music]

oh well done mr thompson

well done mom

[Music]

[Music]

and make something yourself

just look at your finished food

we've decided we don't want chef

olivier's autograph

we'd like your autograph instead

well i never

thanks pat you really saved the day

chef olivia would be proud of you

and so am i love

looks like you won't be burning the

toast anymore eh chef pat

come on everyone let's get stuck in

all this cooking's hungry work

[Music]

you