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05x13 - Postman Pat and the Talking Cat

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

05x13 - Postman Pat and the Talking Cat

Post by bunniefuu »

[Music]

hello julian

what's all this i've got to take

something special into school and talk

about it

aha show and tell yes but i can't decide

what to take

hey julian julian look at this

it's a micro sized super spy two-way

walkie-talkie

we can talk to each other even if we're

miles apart

like this

this is charlie to julian charlie to

julian

i think we'll leave you to it

come on jess

[Music]

oh all right sleepyhead

i'll come back for you later

they're great charlie let's try them

when we're further apart okay

[Music]

this is charlie to julian charlie to

julian

[Applause]

charlie charlie

uh oh i don't think it's working

charlie

well

charlie

julian is that you

yes oh you're here

my handset's not working no mine

here

[Music]

oh here we go it's okay now

where's yours in the house i'll go and

get it

where's it gone now this is charlie to

julian jess

julian

can you hear me

hello

[Laughter]

oh jess well for a minute i thought you

were talking to me julian

say you

hi charlie

come inside

you'll never guess what happened

[Music]

you actually thought

jess was talking to you

hey

that's given me an idea

if we attach one of the handsets to

jesse's color

we'll have the best show-and-tell ever

yeah the world's first talking cat

hello everybody

my name's jess

wow

it's just like jesse's really speaking

anyone seen jess

is dad quick

let's try it out on him

[Music]

there you are jess

had a nice nap

no

yes thank you pat

it was very nice

come on jess we've got work to do

he didn't hear oh do it again

oh

it's not working

[Music]

there it just needed a new battery

hey it works thanks mom

come on charlie let's try it again

[Music]

that's on his way to the church come on

[Applause]

[Music]

anyone about

hello

arthur

pat

over here arthur

jess

oh

hello arthur is everything all right

it's incredible pat incredible what is

you mean

he hasn't spoken to you

who hasn't spoken to me well yes of

course

jess

he knew my name pat

good morning to you pat

arthur

jess can talk reverend oh really

you must be hearing things

no

see

i told you

bye bye pat

come on jess

bye bye reverend bye bye arthur

have a nice day

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

he called you arthur

he called you reverend

[Laughter]

[Music]

now

[Applause]

[Music]

oh nick that looks yummy

jess

you look lovely too nisha

but

you're not going to believe this but we

just heard jess talk

not you too nisha

everyone's trying to play jokes on me

today

mustache

bye

bye nisha

bye nick

[Music]

[Laughter]

[Music]

let's go home and have a drink we'll

play some more later

[Music]

i don't know ted

people keep saying they're hearing jess

talk

well he hasn't got a lot to say for

himself now has he

no

well

that's my last post of the day

come on jess

jess

where's he gone

perhaps he got fed up and talking and

went home on his own

don't worry i'll keep an eye out for him

thanks ted

bye

bye

[Applause]

[Music]

that was the best fun ever

what have you two been up to

[Laughter]

[Music]

so we attached one of the walkie-talkies

to jessie's collar

sorry good job

poor jess and poor people it was just a

joke

well i know love but you could have

given someone a real fright

oh yeah

sorry mom

i'll call pat on the walkie-talkie and

say sorry to him too

talking guts

i don't know

hello hey hello

[Music]

no good he can't hear me let me try

hello

pat

can you hear me

we'll just have to wait until oh part

hello everyone

has anyone seen jess

he wandered off at ted's mill and we

thought he might have come back here

yes

we've not seen him dad but we might be

able to talk to him

[Music]

now

yes

it's packed well

now jess

we don't know where you are

but we want you to come home

yes

[Applause]

[Music]

ted glenn you should be ashamed of

yourself

there's nothing scary in that mill

[Music]

there you are

i'd better phone butt

[Music]

come on we'll go together eh well

right then

uh

where's that phone

yes

[Music]

i know that voice

but

wow

thanks ted

i'll be over straight away to pick him

up

bye

i don't think greendale's quite ready

for a talking cat yet do you boys

dad

we haven't got anything for

show-and-tell now

why don't you just show jess as he is

suppose so

[Music]

[Applause]

thanks lucy that was great

who's next julian and charlie

[Applause]

we were going to show my walkie-talkie

yeah

but we can't ah

so we're going to show you jess instead

hello everyone

jess

was that you

of course it was me julian i'm the

amazing talking cat what what

are you all right charlie

oh

dad

he's got one of the handsets

and here's the other one on jesse's

collar

sorry boys i couldn't resist it sorry

everyone

[Laughter]

never mind boys after all you've given

us a show and tell we'll never forget

isn't that right everyone

[Applause]

[Music]

you