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05x16 - Postman Pat and the Double Disguise

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

05x16 - Postman Pat and the Double Disguise

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[Music]

morning mrs goggins

isn't it hot ah it is

you have a lot to carry on such a sunny

day i'll be all right mrs goggins oh and

there's a special delivery for angie

hmm

i wonder what's in it

[Music]

children's

men's

mom mom is there any ice cream we're

ever so hot

no darlings not now i'm too busy

and ice creams are for special treats

anyway oh mom

sorry but i'm sorting through all this

clothing for the charity sale

niche is expecting it before lunchtime

now where's that other bag

come on tom let's help mom tidy up

laughs

[Music]

[Music]

look mom

surprise

no i just sorted all that out

i'll have to start again now

oh i'm sorry darlings i know you were

trying to help but this is a job for

grown-ups not children but mom now off

you go let me get on

i bet other people would be really

pleased if we went and helped them

yeah come on

this scarf smells of sheep

[Music]

come on come on

[Music]

morning elf

everything all right morning pat

nay me neck's all cold

really but it's a hot day

yeah but there's a wind up here but

i often got me scarf see dorothy gave it

to the charity sale

oh dear

well i hope the wind dies down

see you later

thanks but

bye

right there's just rosie to feed and

then i've finished

now where's she gone

[Music]

hello mr glenn can we help

all right uh getting all this steady

yeah

up a bit

[Music]

no

oh

no

[Music]

sorry mr glenn

it's all right

i think you have to be a bit bigger

before you can help with this sort of

thing

that's what mum says oh before i forget

can you give this to your mom i said she

could have it for the charity sale yes

thanks ted

bye

hmm

looks like rosie's escaped again

what she got me

hey

rosie

come on

[Music]

morning amy

parcell for you hello pat

thanks

oh great my new sunglasses oh my old

ones were really scratched

what do you think

very nice

bye amy bye pat

[Music]

are you doing aj mending train tom

but i'm waiting for a spare part to

commit post can we help hi if you like

you can pass me that big wrench please

[Music]

no

that's players

the wrench

no

not the screwdriver

no

that's the big

no no

you leave them there

it's dangerous for children to go naked

crack

i'll get them sorry aj

don't worry it's my fault

mending engines is for grown-ups yeah

we should have known

ah

there you are bat

have you got a parcel for me

it's the spare part for the rocket

yes i'm

that's funny

where's it gone

it was there earlier

[Music]

i've lost it

oh

no

the rocket won't go without that new

part back

[Music]

it's not fair

why doesn't anyone want us to help

it's cause we're too small

look huh there's rosie

she must have escaped again let's catch

her at least that'd be helping

rosie

i bet that was another job for grown-ups

hi there you two

do you want to come and help yes please

what shall we do

well

you can fill pumpkin's water bucket if

you like okay

[Music]

oh sorry amy

never mind perhaps that was grown-up

work

why don't you come and stroke pumpkin

instead he loves that

everyone treats us as if we're just kids

[Music]

okay kids i've got to go on my rounds

now

but you're welcome to stay awhile with

pumpkin if you like

bye bye thanks amy

hey

look at these

they must have been thrown away

you look really grown up

hey i've got an idea what

[Music]

see

now we look like a grown-up

i can't see anything from in here

now we're a grown-up we're big enough to

help or make rude noises

[Music]

don't be silly or we could eat whatever

we like hey yeah

i know

let's go to the cafe and have ice creams

mum says ice creams are for special

treats she'll never know

anyway

it's all right if you're a grown-up

okay

come on

pumpkin

[Music]

[Applause]

seen anything jess

no

where can it

[Music]

be there's rosie again

what's she got

rosie

what was that

something fell down there

it sounded like metal

well i'm not getting it it's probably

full of spiders come on let's get the

ice cream

[Music]

morning

lovely day

yes

sunny

uh

sunny

sorry in the hurry

right then nice coat

just like the one i used to have

[Music]

morning

that's a nice scarf you've got there

thank you

i had one like that myself but it

oh

bye bye

[Music]

hello elf you didn't find a small parcel

up at thomson ground did you nae

sorry pat oh dear

bye pap

it's no good

i've looked everywhere

it's just disappeared oh

dear

i won't be able to mend the rocket

without it

[Music]

i wonder if that gentleman's seen it uh

excuse me

yeah

yes

you haven't seen a small parcel lying

around anywhere have you

[Music]

rosie was eating a purse earlier that

must have been it

oh yeah

uh

over there

um

over there

can you show me uh

yes

was this to me just making funny noises

back

meow

i think it was ajay

and i think i know why

is this it yes did the parcel fall in

there

yes

right

i can't reach it

my arm's too big to fit

here

let me try

my arm won't fit either this is terrible

pat

if we can't get that part i won't be

able to mend the rocket

if only there was someone here with

smaller arms

perhaps they could reach down and get it

but we'll be found out i know

but it's the grown-up thing to do

[Music]

tom

kitty

huh hello you too hello pat we'll help

you

[Music]

watch out for spiders

[Music]

got it

i got it

ah

thank you katie

now i can mend the rocket

well done you two now why were you in

this funny disguise

we wanted to help people but everyone

kept saying we had to be grown up but

then we were

we decided to have some ice cream at the

cafe instead well

you were very helpful to ajay today

weren't you yes

and you didn't have to be big to do it

did you

no

so maybe being twin size isn't so bad

after all eh

no

i think i like being the way i am me too

with katie on your shoulders being grown

up is really hard work

come on

let's get you to those ice creams

[Music]

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