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05x17 - Postman Pat's Cat Calamity

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

05x17 - Postman Pat's Cat Calamity

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[Music]

come on everyone let's play spaceships

i'm going first oh no your dot was my

idea i'm bishop commander

[Music]

off we go then jess

[Music]

jess

[Music]

see you at the post office then

hurry up everyone we're off at a minute

bill and mira you're the edge dears and

julian and lucy you're the navigators

bossy or what

what's a navigator

oh

it means you watch where we are on the

map but not till we get into space

right ready for blast off

five four

three

two we do the countdown no i'm the

bishop commander i do the countdown but

i'm the engineer

i make the rocket go and i help him yeah

so we do the countdown right

i'm not playing then

it's my game and i'm mission commander

you could play out your own

we will

you're too bossy anyway

what do we do now then

let's put our space packs on and go

looking for aliens

those bins on the green should have been

emptied weeks ago the minute one blows

over the whole village is covered in

litter hey

hold on though

i think i've got some that'll help

[Music]

here it is

[Music]

what on earth is that it's the ted glenn

automatic litter blower

i made it out of my vacuum cleaner i

made it blow instead of silk so i can

blow all the litter into a pile watch

this

all i do is point this at the litter

and whoops

[Music]

whoa

oh

hello sarah

something wrong

they say i'm too bossy

but i'm the one who has all the ideas

now they won't play with me oh dear it's

not fair is it pat

well

having lots of ideas is a good thing

but i think you should listen to your

friends as well don't you

spo so

[Music]

look look look an alien

hey

alien

freeze

[Music]

what's wrong

it's not the same without sarah yeah

she was a good mission commander even if

she was bossy

why don't we go and find her and say

sorry well

okay

i'm sure your friends are missing you as

much as you're missing them

[Music]

you think so i'm sure of it

why don't you try being friends with

them again

okay

i will

good girl oh and could you keep an eye

out for jess on your way he ran off to

play this morning and i haven't seen him

since

don't worry pat i'll find it for you bye

thanks sarah

[Music]

bye yeah

[Music]

she must be down in the village

want to live kids

[Music]

hey

you all right ted

i

just takes a bit of getting used to

oh hello sarah

looking for something yes actually

um have you seen jess

uh

no we haven't is he all right oh yeah

pat just asked me to fight him see you

later my sarah

look at that

stacked up nicely that has

let's try my litter blower on the green

[Music]

yes there you are

[Music]

oh no no

oh

careful jess

[Music]

don't move jess

i'm going to get some help

i'll get you down

help

help

what's the matter

it's jess he stuck up a tree

oh dear

don't worry

i'll be back

with my ladder and i'll phone round to

find pat

[Music]

hello

greendale post office

what it's jess

he stuck up a tree and i'm trying to

find bat he's not back yet but

don't worry i'll get some help i'll ring

pc selby

[Music]

i've never seen litter tidied up so well

in my life

great indeed

hey

[Applause]

hi

hey

[Music]

oh dear he's not answering

[Music]

no sign of bat but mrs goggins is

phoning pc selby

thanks love

stand well back sarah

don't worry jess

stop aj you're frightening jess even

more

i am anti

okay jess

i'm going down

oh

don't worry jess we'll think of

something

hello you three pat

have you seen jess

[Music]

yes

[Applause]

come on jess

just jump into my arms you'll be all

right

[Music]

what's going on and what's sarah doing

let's go and find out

sarah oh hello

i thought you were playing spaceships

yeah we were

sorry about what happened and uh we'd

like you to be on mission commander

again

even if you are bossy

oh

[Music]

which you're not really

oh

i'm sorry too

and next time i listen to your ideas as

well honest

but what's going on here

wow

ah

yes

steady jess

[Music]

all right all right the police are here

nobody panic pat oh pet pet i've got a

blanket we can all hold a corner and

jess can jump down into it good idea mrs

goggins

[Music]

why don't we climb up there pat

we're astronauts we're not afraid of

heights no no no tree climbing that's

far too dangerous

perhaps if we just give the tree a shake

instead

what's made it worse that does

[Music]

what's that ted's latest invention

the ted glenn automatic litter blower

ah

good innit look out

i've got an idea

we could use ted's machine to fly up and

get chest out from the tree

oh would it work ted

naput

i'm too heavy it wouldn't take me that

high

why doesn't one of us do it

i i'll do it

[Music]

uh i mean

um

i think bill should do it

no

i think you should do it

your mission commander sarah oh

thank you

what do you think ted i should be safe

enough but don't worry

hold on jess i'm coming

[Music]

so

all you've got to do is push this lever

to go up

uh and this one to come down all right

got it ted

count me down

[Music]

three

two

one

[Music]

are you all right jess

come here

come on

[Music]

don't be afraid

[Music]

you could do it

[Music]

well done jess

and well done mission commander

[Music]

oh

you did it

[Music]

you