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05x19 - Postman Pat's Noisy Day

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

05x19 - Postman Pat's Noisy Day

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[Music]

good morning mrs goggins hello pat oh hello julian come on julian you can

help me load these parcels into the van all right dad [Music]

looks like it's going to be a busy day for me today good job you've got young julian to lend

a hand

oh dear sorry don't worry mrs goggins i've got it all

under control dad

are you all right uh yes thank you mrs goggins fine thank

you uh right then julian let's load this lot up first stops the station

maybe mira can keep you out of trouble hi mira

hi jillian hello matt morning aj uh here's the post misha thank you fat

i'm glad you brought julian with you meera was getting a bit bored well maybe now they can keep each other out of

trouble yes can you pass me those coffee beans

please pat oh dear

sounds like there are only a few beans left i'll have to go and buy some more

oh but i can't leave meera and i'm so busy in the cafe

don't worry love i'll look after mira and julian and all if you like that

do you want to stay julian yes please dad all right yeah thanks aj

i'd better get on bye i'll be back soon no problem

so who wants milkshakes

[Music] [Applause] looks like jeff's not here

wait a minute what's that noise

morning pat parcel for you jeff i thought you weren't here until i heard a broom

wait i'm just doing a bit of tidying up the garden gets a bit overgrown when the children are on holiday

[Music] yes

charlie what did you do that for sorry dad it's hard to play ball on your own

julian's over at the station cafe with meera oh dad dad can i go and play with him that can i dad by course you can son

it'll give me a chance to get on with the garden in peace [Music]

[Laughter] oh dear what a mess

where's rj oh um hello love ajay

you are meant to help look after the kids not be a big kid yourself

sorry love we'll clear this up won't we kids [Music]

it's not my day today i'll do it why don't you two go outside and play

thanks mom bye dad uh sorry i mean thanks i mean see ya

[Music]

oh i've been looking for you two everywhere what are you up to keeping out of

trouble me too what shall we do

let's play ball okay we could do target practice

bet you can't knock over a pile of tin cans from five meters away i bet i can me first me first

here we are greendale farm [Music] hey

what's that strange noise hello hi pat hello there pat

here's the post oh thanks pat

so that's what's making that noise jess wow we're helping mom bake buns

[Music] this bun mixture is a bit wet it needs

more flour i'll get it [Music]

[Music] [Laughter] oh dear look at all the mess

why don't you two play outside while i clear up sorry mom

sorry pc selby we didn't mean to we were only playing a

game you should be careful throwing a ball around the street like that

i'm gonna give this to your dad charlie just try and stay out of trouble eh we

will sorry pc selfie [Music]

hello ted hello butt that must be the varnish for this chair

looks like it grand i can't wait to get started

but i need to finish sanding first i'll give you a hand teddy

[Music] what a great sound

oh there's nothing like working with wood

oh look at the time i'd best be off bye ted see you later butt

hello hi hi tom hi katie

hello what are you all doing here nothing nothing we just keep on getting in the way

i was too noisy me and mira made a mess yeah we made a mess as well and then and then

i got into trouble with my ball oh dear cheer up i'm sure you'll find something

to do i suppose so [Music]

now then sarah you know what these are of course i do they're horseshoes

that's right but they're for pumpkins feet they're not for banging together they do

make a good noise though oh hello pat how are you busy i see

yes i've got a lot of letters to deliver and poor old julian and his friends are looking for something to do and

wait a minute that's it what is you've given me a brilliant idea

um is it okay if i borrow a couple of these horseshoes of course

but what's on earth for come to the school room at tea time and find out

okay [Music]

meet me at the school room all of you i've thought of something you can do oh great

what is it you'll see i've got a collection to make first

[Music]

if you need to get home just follow the music

back where you belong the music will take you there

you need to get home just follow the music [Music]

back [Music]

just follow the music [Music]

here we are then what's all this about pat yeah what's all this stuff

since you kids are so full of energy today and you've all been making a lot of noise

we're going to put on a concert a concert but but we haven't brought our musical

instruments aha we're going to try something different today

oh [Music] listen to that

doesn't that make a great noise oh i get it

brilliant do you know what pat's up to sarah i've no idea come on let's go and see

okay settle down everyone listen quiet

thank you jeff uh mr pringle now let's take it one at a time

off you go katie

very good now mira listen to katie and see if you can play

along

great now tom [Music]

wow [Music]

[Music]

so

[Music]

so

[Music]

[Applause] oh well done pat who'd have thought making a noise could

be so much fun let's hear it again

[Applause]

oh

[Music]

merry christmas pat merry christmas mrs goggins my word what a lot of post

well it is christmas eve i know and it's the christmas show tonight

meera's playing cinderella and julian's prince charming

and jess his cinderella's cat

you're very early again i want to get to pancaster i'm back before the snow gets too thick

i have to collect the greendale christmas tree oh how lovely

the tree really makes it feel like christmas no i i better get a move on bye loves take

care aj [Music]

she's going to be pulling cinderella's golden coach well you two are doing a smashing job he

looks grand whoa mr pringle i think i should be right at

the front of the stage at all times cinderella is the star after all

uh yes mira i see hello jeff

here's your post what's going on we are having a last rehearsal before

the show this afternoon uh we would be if everyone weren't being so silly

[Music] i think i'd better leave you to it jeff

[Music] this snow is getting very thick

come on girl no time to waste everybody in greendale is waiting for that tree

[Music] behold who is this beauty that enters oh

boy sister coming through [Music]

oh now look what jess has done [Music]

dear [Music]

[Applause] is that cinderella sleigh it looks smashing ted it's all ready to

take down to the school grand i'm off to the station i promised aj i'd help him with the christmas tree

see you later ted bye butt [Music]

will soon be home girl i hope

what do you think what do you think not bad eh no charlie it's awful

you've completely ruined it what's wrong with her

to know [Music]

righty-o let's give you a drink oh no

there's hardly any water left it must have frozen up i have come to find the owner of this

of this glass slipper uh uh of this

uh glass slipper oh julian you should know your words by now

sorry mira mira shouldn't be telling julian his words that's my

job oh dear [Music]

i hope that's enough to get us home or grindel won't have its tree in time for christmas

[Music] hello nisha is that jay back yet

no he's not maybe he's stuck in the snow don't worry nisha i'll go and look for him he can't

be far oh thank you bat

[Music]

oh no the line's blocked

now where did i put that shovel

it's not here i must have forgotten it what am i going to do now

[Music] whoever's shoe fits this foot shall no

julienne it's whoever's foot fits this show

just a minute charlie oh

oh sarah i couldn't help it oh

no one's taking it seriously we'll never put on a good show now

oh dear [Applause] [Music]

oh no i can't make it through this snow what do i do now

i know oh come on mirror

it's not that bad surely oh amy i wanted everything to be just right for

the show but it's all gone wrong

amy amy sorry to interrupt but can i borrow pumpkin for a couple of hours

pumpkin but pat you can't take pumpkin cinderella can't get to the ball without

him i'm sorry mira i wouldn't take pumpkin if it wasn't important but we

think your dad and the rocket might be stuck in the snow and i need pumpkin to go and find them i'll get pumpkin right

now pat would that be all right he'll be fine

don't worry here he is pat thanks amy

you'd better get back mirror you and your friends have a show to put on it's not going very well

oh i wanted the show to be a big success

and nobody seemed to care and i shouted and now

i think of upset everyone never mind maybe now's the time to go back and

start again yes okay pat i'll do my best

good girl and don't worry we'll be back before you know it

here we are one golden coach fit to carry a princess

hmm maybe not a princess ted more like a postman

eh [Music]

[Music]

it's no good this could take hours and if i can't get home tonight

that means no tree not proper christmas for greendale

it'll be no laughing matter if we don't find rj and get you back before the show starts

that's it pumpkin it's steady now [Music]

well what do you think [Music] oh oh

[Music] oh dear here sarah let me help

thanks bearer and you and i cinderella

will live happily ever after that sounds great julian

uh thanks mira

[Music]

come on everyone let's give them a show they'll never forget yeah

[Music] that sounds like

pumpkin aj i'm fat am i glad to see you

i thought i was going to be here all night let's get you home before the snow starts again but i can't leave the

rocket back don't worry alf will clear a path for her with his snowplow in the morning

okay pat come on then let's get that tree back to greendale

i wonder where pat and pumpkin are it's almost time for the magic coach

don't worry sir leave it to me behold cinderella

here is your magic coach that will carry you to the ball

[Music]

thanks bill no problem mira i mean cinders

come cat to the prince's palace [Music]

hmm [Music]

well done pumpkin come on we might still be in time for the show

[Music] it fits

cinderella you shall be my bride [Applause]

[Music] [Applause]

[Music] oh julian i'm sorry i missed the show

and i'm sorry i didn't make it in time with pumpkin mira never mind pat

is dad all right uh he was right behind me hello

dad sorry i missed your play love

that's okay it's just good to have you back dad i've got a special surprise for you and

everyone come on outside [Music]

i just want to say thank you to pat who saved me from the snow and save greendale's christmas

[Music] oh dad you and pat even put presents

under the tree what [Music]

but i didn't bring any presents did you bat no

but i think i know who did [Music]

you know jess it really is going to be a wonderful white christmas after all wow

merry christmas everyone merry christmas [Music]

that's the lot then jess off we go oh pet wheat

i forgot to give you this parcel it's for ted glenn

oh thanks mrs goggins funny shape isn't it [Music]

goodness me pat was that you no it certainly was not

it was that parcel of ted's

whatever can it be no idea we'll have to wait till ted

opens it see you later mrs goggins

[Applause] [Music]

they don't look very happy do they mom no i'm afraid they don't

oh dear they haven't been giving much milk and they do seem a bit poorly

i'd better see if amy can have a look at them poor cows

[Music] hello pat morning dr gilbertson oh hello

reverend how are you today all the better for a nice cup of tea thank you pat here are your letters doctor

and there's a package for you as well

and is your tummy poorly part no doctor

it wasn't me it's this parcel of ted's it's making some very strange noises

[Music]

oh i see what on earth would make noises like that

i don't know but i can't wait to get to ted's and find out bye

bye pat strange sounds indeed

morty vicar [Music]

this should do the trick for alf and dorothy i just hope pat's got that parcel for me

today so i can get it finished

[Music]

don't worry jess that parcel can't hurt you

what do you think amy well i can't find anything wrong with them

they just seem rather miserable oh dear what can be matter maybe they're bored mum i don't think

cows can get bored can they amy not really no they're usually very happy just being

out in the fields [Music] they are bored katie i'm sure they are

yeah come on i got an idea

go on now you sheep get away with you shoo

shoo [Music] well you look at that dorothy

they've started on me broccoli now [Music]

oh dear hello what's going on here then oh pat

we're in such a pickle the sheep have taken a like into our green vegetables

but see what you mean oh no

leave my cabbages alone your naughty sheep what are you gonna do ted's inventing

summit to help he'll be along in a bit i'd better get over to ted's now then

i've got a very noisy parcel to give him good luck with your vegetables thanks

but

[Music]

what's that oh it's you butt you don't sound too good

it's not me ted it's this parcel of yours oh sorry well what's in there

it's been scaring poor jess all morning wow what's in here butt

is a set of bug pipes

i didn't know you could play the bagpipes i can't they're for me ted glenn automatic shape

disperser watch hmm the sheep go into the vegetable patch

[Music] they like the look of this juicy giant cabbage and move towards it yeah

they step on these bellows [Applause]

oh [Applause] the sheep will run away and alf and

dorothy's vegetables will be saved that's amazing ted well done thanks but

i'd better get this down to thompson ground right away good luck bye

go on you stopped um

i don't know what to say ah i'll do it

good morning cows [Music] this is your lucky day

just for you tom and i would like to perform the exciting story of little red riding hood

with puppets [Music]

i'm going to take this basket of cakes to grandma daddy be careful in the forest

little red riding hood don't stop and talk to any big bad

wolves i won't daddy see you later mwah

[Music] i don't think they liked it

oh it's very dark in this forest

hello little girl what have you got in your basket

are you a big bad wolf yes

then i'm not allowed to talk to you go away

[Music] no no not you i was talking to the big bad

wolf it's no good katie i just don't think they enjoy theater

i knew we should have done cinderella oh wow that one's just that me best free troops

come on dead we'll have no vegetables left at this rate don't worry nearly there

and if this doesn't do the trick i'll eat me out

there the cows are going to love our skateboard tricks yeah

come on cows come and watch this

you go first tom

ah i think she liked it let's see what she thinks of your stunt

then

did you enjoy that [Music]

honestly i don't know why we bother tom those cows are just cranky

hello katie hello tom hello hat i hear you've been trying to cheer these

cows up they don't want to be cheered up no

they're just cranky cows [Music] they certainly don't look too happy

what on earth's that terrible noise that's the ted glenn automatic sheep

disperser ted's using bagpipes to scare the sheep away from the thompson's vegetable patch

our cows don't look scared

you're right tom hmm i wonder what is it pat

i've just had an idea i'll be back soon

[Music] oh

they're not scared at all [Music] i just don't understand it you'd better

start eating that out of yours ted [Applause]

and where did those birds come from

[Music]

it's attracting i'm not scaring them off ted alph

how's it going oh it's a disaster part oh dear

ted can i borrow your bagpipes just for a short while you can check them away for good thanks

bye and hopefully you'll take the crows with you and all

oh sure those bug pipes would do the trick

[Applause] [Music] well i never

oh your invention worked after all

you just needed a different sound ted hmm

[Music] ah here he comes what's that funny thing

bagpipes they're a musical instrument from scotland what's this good idea of yours then pat

well i noticed your cows seem to like ted's bagpipe sounds and i thought maybe

they were missing their home in scotland it might cheer them up to hear some scottish music

i didn't know you could play the bagpipes i'm not sure i can but i'll give it a go

[Music] here goes then

that's making rude noises

that sounds nice pat look at the cows [Music]

they love your music pat [Music] thank you

i think you were right pat the cows were homesick for scotland and the bagpipes

made them feel better [Music] i'll pop in every now and again and give

them a tune will you play some more now pat course i will i think even jess likes the bagpipes now

don't you jess yeah [Music]

[Applause]

is

[Music]