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05x21 - Postman Pat and the Cranky Cows

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

05x21 - Postman Pat and the Cranky Cows

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[Music]

oh

that's the lot then jess off we go

oh pet wait

i forgot to give you this

parcel

it's for ted glenn

oh thanks mrs goggins

funny shape isn't it

[Music]

[Applause]

goodness me pet was that you

no it certainly was not

it was that parcel of ted's

whatever can it be

no idea we'll have to wait till ted

opens it see you later mrs goggins

bye pete

[Applause]

[Music]

they don't look very happy do they mom

no i'm afraid they don't

oh dear

they haven't been giving much milk and

they do seem a bit poorly

i'd better see if amy can have a look at

them

poor cows

[Music]

hello pat morning dr gilbertson oh hello

reverend how are you today all the

better for a nice cup of tea thank you

pat here are your letters doctor

and there's a package for you as well

um

is your tummy poorly part

no doctor

it wasn't me

it's this parcel of ted's it's making

some very strange noises

[Music]

oh i see

what on earth would make noises like

that i don't know but i can't wait to

get to ted's and find out

bye

bye

strange sounds indeed

morty vicar

[Music]

this should do the trick for alvin

dorothy i just hope pat's got that

parcel for me today so i can get it

finished

[Music]

don't worry jess that parcel can't hurt

you

what do you think amy well

i can't find anything wrong with them

they just seem rather miserable

oh dear what can be matter

maybe they're bored mum i don't think

cows can get bored can they amy

not really no

they're usually very happy just being

out in the fields

[Music]

they are bored katie i'm sure they are

yeah

come on i got an idea

on now you sheep

get away with you shoo

shoo

[Music]

well you look at that dorothy

they've started on me broccoli now

[Music]

oh dear

hello

what's going on here then oh pat

we're in such a pickle

the sheep have taken her like into our

green vegetables butt

yeah see what you mean

oh no

leave my cabbages alone you naughty

sheep

what are you gonna do ted's inventing

summit to help he'll be along in a bit

i'd better get over to ted's now then

i've got a very noisy parcel to give him

good luck with your vegetables thanks

bat

what's that

oh it's you butt

you don't sound too good

it's not me ted it's this parcel of

yours

oh sorry well what's in there

it's been scaring poor jess all morning

wow

what's in here butt

is

a set of bug pipes

i didn't know you could play the

bagpipes

i can't

they're for me ted glenn automatic sheep

disperser

watch hmm the sheep go into the

vegetable patch

[Music]

they like the look of this juicy giant

cabbage and move towards it

they step on these bellows

[Music]

[Applause]

the sheep will run away an alph and

dorothy's vegetables will be saved

that's amazing ted

well done thanks butt

i'd better get this down to thompson

ground right away

good luck bye

go on you stopped

um

i don't know what to say

ah

i'll do it

good morning cows

[Music]

this is your lucky day

just for you tom and i would like to

perform the exciting story of little red

riding hood with puppets

[Music]

i'm going to take this basket of cakes

to grandma daddy

be careful in the forest

little red riding hood

don't stop and talk to any big bad

wolves

i won't daddy

see you later

[Music]

i don't think they liked it

oh

it's very dark in this forest

hello little girl

what have you got in your basket

are you a big bad wolf

yes

then i'm not allowed to talk to you

go away

[Music]

no

no not you i was talking to the big bad

wolf it's no good katie

i just don't think they enjoy theater

i knew we should have done cinderella

oh wow

that one's just that me best beach roads

come on dead

we'll have no vegetables left at this

rate don't worry nearly there

and if this doesn't do the trick

i'll eat me out

there

the cows are going to love our

skateboard tricks yeah

come on cows come and watch this

you go first tom

ah

i think she liked it

let's see what she thinks of your stunt

then

[Music]

did you enjoy that

oh

honestly i don't know why we bother tom

those cows are just

cranky

hello katie hello tom hello hat

i hear you've been trying to cheer these

cows up

they don't want to be cheered up

no

they're just cranky cows

[Music]

they certainly don't look too happy

what on earth's that terrible noise

that's the ted glenn automatic sheep

disperser

ted's using bagpipes to scare the sheep

away from the thompson's vegetable patch

our cows don't look scared

[Music]

you're right tom

hmm i wonder what is it pat i've just

had an idea

i'll be back soon

[Music]

oh

they're not scared at all

[Music]

i just don't understand it you'd better

start eating that out of yours dead

[Applause]

and where did those birds come from

[Music]

it's attracting i'm not scaring them off

ted

how's it going

oh

it's a disaster part oh dear

ted

can i borrow your bagpipes just for a

short while

you can check them away for good thanks

bye

and hopefully you'll take the crows with

you and all

oh sure those bagpipes would do the

trick

[Applause]

[Music]

well i never oh

your invention worked after all

you just needed a different sound ted

hmm

[Music]

here he comes what's that funny thing

bug pipes they're a musical instrument

from scotland

what's this good idea of yours then pat

well i noticed your cows seemed to like

ted's bagpipe sounds and i thought maybe

they were missing their home in scotland

it might cheer them up to hear some

scottish music

i didn't know you could play the

bagpipes i'm not sure i can but i'll

give it a go

[Music]

here goes then

that's making rude noises

that sounds nice pat

look at the cows

[Music]

they love your music pat

[Music]

thank you

i think you were right pat the cows were

homesick for scotland and the bagpipes

made them feel better

i'll pop in every now and again and give

them a tune will you play some more now

pat course i will

i think even jess likes the bagpipes now

don't you jess

yeah

[Music]

can you guess what's in his bag

is

[Music]