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05x23 - Postman Pat's Holiday Hobbies

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

05x23 - Postman Pat's Holiday Hobbies

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like a white cat

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all his friends

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pat feels he's a really happy

man

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morning mrs goggins morning pet the mail

hasn't arrived from pancaster so you've

got a day off

oh well never mind i'll stay here and

help you spring clean the shop instead

oh you'll do nothing at the sword pat

you go home and enjoy yourself uh

okay i'll see you tomorrow then mrs

goggins cheerio pet

so

what are you going to do with your day

off pat uh i don't know um have you got

any jobs you'd like doing love no i

don't think so

why don't you take a proper day off

instead and do something you enjoy well

what you need is a hobby

oh tell you what ted's got lots of

hobbies why don't you go and see if he's

got any ideas

okay

cheerio

bye

i'll be saying hmm that was about a bit

of roller skating

hmm

no i don't think it's quite me ted

skateboarding then

no too dangerous well you can't go wrong

with a bit of cycling but hmm

looks a bit rickety to me

so what do you fancy doing on your day

off

yeah i don't know but thanks for trying

to help

i think i'll just head back home

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hello there pat

no post bag today

no i've got the day off

hey grandma

what are you gonna do with yourself then

that's the problem

i haven't got any hobbies you see

have you got one elf

ah pigeon flying

why didn't you give it a try

i was just about to take cedric here on

a training flight but you can tuck him

instead if you like

just take him up to oxbow bend and let

him go

then he flies home

well that sounds simple enough

i'll give it a try thanks half no

problem cheerio

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oh it's lovely out here

no wonder alf enjoys pigeon flying wow

oh no

we've run out of petrol

this isn't quite so much fun after all

is it jess

wait a minute now

that sounds

like hello

aj

what are you doing all the way out here

we're trying to find a new hobby

we were gonna give pigeon flying a try

but now we've run out of fuel

never mind i've got a spare can of

petrol here that'll get you going again

thanks aj

perhaps we'll tell alf that pigeon

flying isn't really for our sages

off you go cedric

you know

i started driving trains as a hobby

really

and now i've got my own train

why don't you come over and be firemen

on the rocket for a couple of hours that

does sound like fun doesn't it jess well

we'll be right there

i go my old cedric hasn't gone lost

there you are cedric

and fun with butt have you

oh well

perhaps pigeon flying isn't for everyone

eh cedric

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right aj what would you like me to do

first can i have a go at driving the

train

not yet bat

the first job we need to do is to fill

the engine up with

that sounds easy enough ages

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it's not as easy as it looks

next

we need to oil the engine parts

no problem

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whoops

right bad

now we need to take the train out to the

halt and be filling it with the water

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now this is more like

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okay

when i say go

fill it up pat

go

oh

there's nothing coming out jess

wow

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oh dear

at least it's washed all that oil and

colder stuff

i think working on trains might be a bit

too dirty for me aji

hi

maybe so come on let's go back to the

station and get you dried off

well

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what am i gonna do jess

i'll never find a hobby at this rate

now that looks like fun

wow come on

let's give it a try

dad

i think football could be my new hobby

can i join in yeah brilliant

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you were brilliant dad

thanks son

but i don't think i'm fit enough to play

football as a

hobby

why don't you borrow my bicycle pat

bitter cycling will help keep you fit

thanks arthur that's a great idea

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hey this cycling mark is good fun let's

see how fast we can go

hold on jess

oh watch out

[Applause]

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i'm so sorry i was going too fast to

stop

oh

gorgeous well are you okay now

whatever are you doing part i'm trying

to find a hobby that i like and i

thought i'd try my hand at cycling

why don't you try jogging we like it

i'm not sure i'm quite ready for that

yet

i'll stick to bikes for now

okay pat cheerio bye

pat

now

oh no

a flat tire

that's all we need jess

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ted

am i pleased to see you

decided on cycling after all did you pat

yes sorry ted

don't worry pat i'm on it easy

here climb aboard and come back to the

water mill we'll have that bike fixed in

no time

thanks ted

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there you go

it's as good as new

thanks ted so what you knew i'll be

going to be then

oh i don't know

finding a hobby should be the easiest

thing in the world

but i'm not having much luck am i hmm

i know

about dancing that's a grand dobby

yes

i like dancing wow

come on then let's give it a whirl

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oh

sorry butt

i got a bit carried away there

it's okay

but maybe dancing isn't quite the hobby

for me either

i think i'll go to the cafe for some tea

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my bat

are you enjoying your day off fat

not really i've tried lots of hobbies

but every one of them has ended up in

disaster oh

what about cooking

yes go on we could teach you how to ice

a cake

i'm sure you'll enjoy it bat

okay then why not

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it

just hold the icing bag carefully like

that and squeeze the icing onto the cake

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like this

that's perfect

hey

this is fun

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oh

and it was going so well too wow

sorry

don't worry love icing isn't that easy

i can't seem to do anything right today

i'll never find a hobby now jess

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are you all right you'll never guess

there's been a delivery of mail and

there's a huge sack for greendale

now you're talking

this is what i love doing best

come on jess let's go and get the van

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oh pat

what are you doing back here

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oh deary me

seems like we have got post after all

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why not

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hello love dad well you sound happier

did you find a new hobby then after all

no

no

oh pat

so what have you been doing i've been

delivering the post

who needs a hobby when you've got the

best job in the world

i love being a postman

and so does jess

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is there a postcard

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