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05x24 - Postman Pat and the Grumpy Pony

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

05x24 - Postman Pat and the Grumpy Pony

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[Music]

oh watch out back

sorry aj i'm in a bit of a rush this

morning

ted's asked me to go fishing with him so

i'm trying to deliver the post quickly

i didn't know you were a fisherman

i'm not a very good one but jeff's

lending me his fishing rod and bill's

giving me some bait

well have a good day pat bye aj

[Applause]

[Music]

oh

left a bit ted

it's all right pumpkin that's just come

to mend your horse box that's all

hmm

looks like one of the metal plates needs

mending amy how long will it take to fix

ted

i'll have it back here in an hour or two

then i'm going fishing with pat that's

great thanks ted

[Music]

all right pumpkin i haven't forgotten

you

what's wrong with him today

he's fed up because he hasn't had his

hay this morning oh

poor pumpkin

he's putting on too much weight

he's got to eat a bit less

whether he likes it or not

morning charlie here's the

post say thank you to your dad for

lending me his fishing rod

no problem pat he he hasn't used it for

years

[Music]

morning reverend oh good morning amy

mirror you're looking very smart

watch out reverend pumpkins very hungry

today

sorry pumpkin

these roses are for a friend i'm

visiting this afternoon

they're lovely

they grow best on a south-facing wall

pumpkin

you naughty boy

oh dear

oh

i'm so sorry reverend

never mind amy

these things happen

come on pumpkin

let's go before you can do any more

damage

bye reverend

[Music]

[Music]

what's the matter pumpkin

[Music]

he's seen some apples

oh

careful pumpkin

come on pumpkin

you'll get tummy ache

there you are bill

thanks pat

here's your fishing bit

there's some nice fat wriggly worms in

there

oh that's great

bye

this is fun

goodbye pumpkin

[Music]

i don't think he likes the sound of

water amy

maybe you're right

he's never been keen on water

down you get mirror

we'll walk pumpkin pass the river then

he can get back on again

[Music]

come on pumpkin

good boy

walk on

[Music]

hello amy hi mira

hello

hello jess

what's the matter with pumpkin oh he's

grumpy today when he's like this he just

won't move until he gets what he wants

oh dear

is there anything i can do to help

afraid not pat

i'm sorry mira but i think we're going

to have to finish our ride

[Music]

there's nothing else for it

i'll have to go and fetch his horse box

oh but i can't

ted's mending it

i'm going to ted's next i'll give him

the message if you want

thanks pat

could you ask him to pick us up here

with the horse box no problem

bye

thanks pat

[Music]

hmm

i must have left me blowtorch in the

workshop

ted

hello

ted

ted

he's not here jess

[Music]

ted

ted

hmm

i suppose i could take the horse box to

amy

well

i'll leave ted a note to tell him what

we've done

right let's shut this door

[Music]

yes

we haven't got time for games

hey oh we'll come back and pick up the

postman once we've taken pumpkin home

hey

stop

[Music]

hey oh stop

[Music]

i have to fix the toba it's not safe to

drive whoa

[Music]

hey

stop it

[Music]

whoa

what was

that oh no jess

the horse boxes come loose

[Music]

[Music]

horse box must have come loose

[Music]

let me out some money

[Music]

anybody there

hold on tight jess

we've got to catch up with that horse

box

oh

hell

oh dear

bye

[Music]

[Music]

oh

[Music]

[Music]

the horse box

without a truck or driver help

let me out

[Music]

are you all right ted oh i think so amy

i was fixing your horse box when

somebody drove off

with me inside

[Music]

it were quite a ride

oh there it is

are you all right mirror

yes is anybody hurt

hi pat amy

hello pot

ted

hi

i was inside the horse box you drove off

while i was fixing it oh no

didn't you hear me calling you

i can't hear anything when i've got my

earmuffs on

oh i'm so sorry no i'm done but except

we still can't take pumpkin home

the horse box isn't mended don't worry

amy

it soon will be i've got my tools with

me

[Music]

come on pumpkin

time to go home

oh i've never known him be so naughty ah

[Music]

maybe he'd like an apple

come on pumpkin

[Music]

let's try pulling him in

[Music]

right pat

pull

oh

come on

[Music]

man

[Music]

what are we going to do

oh we could be here all night

all done amy

you can take pumpkin home now i wish i

could ted where shall i put this

hey watch out

all your horses pumpkin

[Music]

come on

[Music]

well done ted

come on ted are you ready to go fishing

ah but i think i'll ride in the front

this time

i've had enough of horse boxes to last

me a lifetime

[Music]

can you guess what's in bag

[Music]