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07x19 - Postman Pat and the Rubber Duck Race

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

07x19 - Postman Pat and the Rubber Duck Race

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postman pat postman pat postman pat and

his black and white

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in cat morning just as day is dawning he

picks up all the post bags in his van

postman pat postman pat postman pat and

his black and white

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everybody knows

his bright red van

all his friends will smile as he waves

to greet them maybe

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you can never be sure they'll be knock

ring

parcels

postman pat postman pat and his black

and white cat

all the birds are singing and the day is

just beginning

pat feels he's a really happy man

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morning nisha hello

i've got a parcel for you aj

there you are jess

warm milk just like you like it

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there it is

oh

it's arrived

cup of tea pat

nice and hot

just like you like it oh lovely nisha

just right

what's that

it's for me new hobby

wildlife photography

oh

it's a quacking whistle it's a duck

whistle

i'll blow into it like this see

and while ducks will come to see who's

quacking

and then i'll take photos of them

wow will it really work course it will

oh excuse me

hello special delivery servers pat

clifton speaking

i've got an unusual one for you today

how soon can you get here we're on our

way we've got a special delivery jess

wow

what's it going to be today

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hi pat it's your special delivery

there for the annual greendale to

pencast the duck race oh of course i'd

forgotten that was today yes the race

starts at the head of the river pen and

then the ducks can race all the way down

to pencaster oh okay

come on you lot let's get quacking

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bye pat

bye ben

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i remember the duck race from when i was

a lad

do you remember how we always tried to

beat each other and have the fastest

duck i

we were right scumps

yeah i never told you this but one year

i made a few changes to be duck

changes

so it'd go faster oh yes

so that's why you won the duck race that

last year at school wasn't

lucky we're growing up stowaway all that

schoolboy stuff is behind us there's a

word for that

it's called cheating cheating i could

still beat you fair and square oh i

you're on

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this is going to be our easiest special

delivery yet jess

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what is it jess

oh no

the ducks

it looks like they're heading downstream

jess

if we go cross country we can head them

off hold on tight

[Applause]

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[Applause]

ted

ted

ted can you hear

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me i give up

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hello

anyone there

must be hearing things

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that sounds like

ducks

that way

right

let's take a shortcut through thompson

ground

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morning alf

hey pat

everything all right

not really i've lost a special delivery

can you believe it we're chasing rubber

ducks

rubber ducks

you'll not find any of them here no

rubber ducks here not at all nothing to

see no ducks move on bye

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what was that all about

hello special delivery service pat

clifton speaking

pat

it's me

i'm at greendale water meadows the

whistle works that's great aj but i'm a

bit busy right now

no

it really worked i'm looking at a whole

flock of ducks on the river

they're right phony looking

must be a rare breed funny looking aye

they're all yellow

and shiny

shiny yellow ducks

i'm on my way

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hello pat

here take a look

thanks

i've been trying to work out what they

are mallards moorhen muscovy ducks i

know exactly what they are maybe it's a

new kind of duck

i could call it the aj

they're my special delivery they're

rubber ducks robot dogs let me see

[Applause]

oh

right

rubber ducks

i knew that and they're stuck in the

middle of the river i'll never get them

now

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perfect

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now let's see who's king of the river

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ben's not answering

rubber ducks

come on jess we'll have to go and find

the reverend and tell him the race is

off

wow

bye aj

sorry about the ajay duck

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real dogs

[Applause]

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golden cascade

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welcome welcome everyone our ducks

should be here anytime soon

oh i can't wait

i've never been to a duck race before

oh it's easy i've won loads of tabs

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so got your duck

hi

luke

oh

it's a super turbo rubber duck oh i

well

so is this

oh i say

giant ducks

they're very

um

large

thanks reverend but

um

we can't have them in the race

all the ducks have to be the same or it

wouldn't be fair would it

suppose not

bet i'd have one and all why don't we

have a race now just the two of us

you're wrong

and may the best duck win

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ready

steady

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[Applause]

oh no

ah

maybe

on this occasion neither of you are king

of the river looking so oh wow

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oh

ah pat

where are the rubber ducks

stuck in the middle of the river i can't

reach them i'm really sorry reverend it

looks like this is a special delivery

that isn't going to

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ted can that actually float all right

it's a right little go of this

i think i might have an idea

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look there's aj

here

hi aj

hello pat

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there they are

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now if we can just get them

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there

right

come on jess let's get this special

delivery back on quack

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[Applause]

oh

can you see them

not a beak if pat doesn't arrive soon

we'll have to cancel the race all

together oh don't worry

i'm sure he'll get here

motiva

there he is

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well done pat

thanks to you the annual greendale to

pencaster duck race can begin

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everyone

grab a duck

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special delivery service mission

accomplished

special days

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we all know he's the best

mission accomplished

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