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07x22 - Postman Pat and the Greendale Ukulele Big Band

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

07x22 - Postman Pat and the Greendale Ukulele Big Band

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postman pat postman pat postman pat and

his black and white

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in cat morning just as day is dawning he

picks up all the post bags in his van

postman pat postman pat postman pat and

his black and white

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everybody knows

his bright red van

all his friends will smile as he waves

to greet them maybe

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you can never be sure they'll

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all the birds are singing and the day is

just beginning

pat feels he's a really happy man

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oh that's going to sound lovely at the

midsummer picnic tonight

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oh no the string's broken my ukulele's

just too old

don't worry julian we'll fix it when i

get home thanks dad

hello special delivery service pat i've

got an unusual one for you today how

soon can you get here we're on our way

we've got a special delivery jess

what's it going to be today wow

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what do you think pat

am i good enough for the greendale

ukulele big band

wow perhaps a little more practice first

then

maybe you're right here

thanks is it for me

where did you get it from it's part of

your special delivery

wow

reverend tim's has ordered them all for

the ukulele big band they're playing at

the midsummer picnic tonight right we'd

better get going come on jess we'll take

the 4x4

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thanks ben

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don't forget the reverend needs them as

soon as possible no problem

special delivery service is on the move

bye ben

bye pat

everyone

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sorry

now that's very

interesting but why aren't you all

playing the same song the reverend said

we could play our own solo tonight as a

group but we can't decide what to play

rock and roll no classical is best no a

pop song um

how about you take turns and then we'll

all decide

yes

yes

i see

of course

reverend i've got your special delivery

my ukuleles

oh dear pat

i've just had an urgent call to go to

pencaster how am i going to deliver them

to everyone before the picnic

i could do it for you

oh would you pat of course

delivering is what i do best

come on jess

bye reverend goodbye

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i'm a rockstar

rock and roll

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[Applause]

maybe we should try something a little

less tricky

two

four

six

morning mrs goggins oh good morning pat

i've got a special delivery for you

oh pet a new ukulele

it's lovely

but i doubt it'll make me play any

better in the big band why what's the

problem

look i've been practicing so hard that

i've made my fingers all sore

hmm

what you need is a plectrum

it's a little piece of plastic that

helps you pluck the strings more easily

oh

that sounds perfect pet

but i haven't got one hmm

neither have i

i know why don't you try one of these

coins they're the right size see

now you have a go

well

all right

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oh

pat that's so much better

all part of the service see you later

bye pete

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like

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more like a strangled chicken

there

so what are we going to play tonight

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hello elf special delivery for you from

the reverend

oh

a new ukulele

but i don't think it'll make me play any

better

why's that rosie's eating me music

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hmm i wonder

if i whistled a tune to you could you

remember it

i

reckon so right listen to this

now can you play that

ah i'll try

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it's no good it's come again

try whistling along with me as you play

okay

got it

well done

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thanks pat see you tonight bye

does this go on for long miss shhh

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great

lizzy

that was amazing

that was lovely lizzy

but i'm not sure how you'd play it on a

ukulele

oh yes i suppose so oh

what now

rj

hello bad

hi rj i've got a special delivery for

you

that's marvelous

but i don't think a new ukulele is going

to make me a better player

what's the problem i can never play it

in time

i go too fast or i go too slow

let's see

got it you see that jet of steam

what about it we can use it to keep time

have you got your old ukulele

here you go

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now you have a go out jay

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see you can do it

well i never thanks bat don't thank me

thank the greendale rocket

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it's going to be a lovely evening for

the picnic

don't worry everyone i'm sure it won't

matter if you don't play your song but

it matters to us we wanted to show

everyone what we could do

what's that

what's he playing charlie it's kind of

poppy and classical i'm rock and roll oh

it's just something i made up

it's a mixture of what everyone was

playing what a good idea can you teach

it to us okay if you want

i think we just found our song

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hello pat what can i do for you

you can accept a special delivery

michael

that's gorgeous

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oh dear

it's out of tune

oh no

i won't be able to practice before

tonight if it's out of tune

let's see what we can do

i know

have you got a glass of water of course

are you thirsty

no

you'll see

hmm you're right jess

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ah there we are that sounds perfect

what does that sound

it's a musical note

you tap the glass and i'll tighten the

string until they sound the same

okay pat

ready

wow

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there we are much better

you're a genius

oh

i don't know about that good luck for

tonight thanks pat

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[Applause]

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oh dear oh dear

oh what's wrong reverend

i can't think where my musicians have

got to did pat manage to deliver the new

ukuleles ben

oh he said he had reverend but then

where is he

oh listen what's that

it's the greendale ukulele big band

oh well done

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thank you

thank you greendale

and now the schoolchildren have a

special tune for you all

uh

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[Applause]

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special delivery service mission

accomplished

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is

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we all know he's the best

mission accomplished

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