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08x17 - Postman Pat and the Runaway Bath

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

08x17 - Postman Pat and the Runaway Bath

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Postman Pat and his black and white cat

early in the morning just as day is

Dawning he picks up all the post bags

Postman Pat and his black and white cat

all the bugs are singing and the day is

just beginning

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foreign

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my pants black and white cats

all the birds are singing and the day is

just beginning heart feels he's a really

happy man

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one more letter and we're all done Jess

oh look look it's parked hello Pat hi

everyone oh hat guess what Abe is taking

me and Lizzy and Charlie on a trip to

pencaster Lighthouse to see Chris Beacon

and Macomb and everything wow that

sounds fun Sarah okay everyone ready to

go yeah

bye have a good day

not you Jess come on we can go and see

mccobba another time

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hello special delivery service Pat

Clifton speaking Pat it's Ben I've got a

special delivery but you'll need to pick

it up from Thompson ground we're on our

way

we've got a special delivery Jess

what's it going to be today

yeah

there we go

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hello elf hey oh Pat I'm just off to

Market your special delivery is over

there

a bath hi Dorothy wants one of them new

Fang built hot tub ones wet bubbles

really I so we're giving this one to

Chris bacon apparently he needs it right

away what's the hurry don't know maybe

he really needs a buff in that case we'd

better get going come on Jesse turtle

right let's get this into the van

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come on come on mccobburn what are you

doing up there come on there's a good

boy good boy good boy

oh our guests are here come on in come

on in come on in

hi Chris hello Amy hi kids hi Chris

welcome to pencaster Rock Lighthouse

mccobbry and I have got a great day

planned for you we're going to go and

look at this where is mccobba I brought

my new crayon so I can draw him he's

right

oh

dear this always happens when it's his

bath time

bath time

Barrister to have baths actually they do

need regular bath Sarah it helps keep

their feathers clean

oh wow

but mccorver hates bath time so I

thought I'd make him a special parrot

bath all of his own so we'd enjoy it a

bit more

look it'll have tropical plants and toys

he'll love it I think

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can we help you make it oh of course you

can once Pat gets here with the bat we

can all decorate it I'm sure he won't be

long

I am pushing Jess

[Applause]

hi Bill I'm trying to move this bath

uh it is very heavy built no problemo

Pat I'm super strong

oh

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that's very heavy that is Pat yes thanks

Bill oh maybe there's something else we

could try

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and push

it's moving told you I was super strong

great we'll have this in the van in no

time

so the scatter beeps whenever it sees

something and that's how the radar works

any questions

my radar detected a parrot beep beep

beep

makeover there you are

oh makoba he looks all droopy

he really needs his you know what

he does and there's still no sign of Pat

why don't you give Ben a ring and see

what's happening with the butt with the

special delivery yeah good idea

nearly there keep going oh hold on hello

oh my phone uh it's Ben hello hello

Pat are you okay you sound funny I'll

get it pat no wait give it here Rosie

I can't hold it on my own

oh

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stop that bath

hang on Jess

good morning kiss

uh Jess

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I've got you

oh no Ted

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stop police

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[Applause]

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good gracious out you come Jess don't

you worry pet I will end all this oh

dear oh dear oh dear no lights no brakes

no steering wheel just Tate hi is this

your bath no this isn't even me Jay for

a bath

that's Sunday Arthur well this year

vehicle is breaking the lure I shall

therefore remove it from the public

Highway and a sculpt it back to

penncaster police station but Arthur

wait it's a special delivery for

penncaster Lighthouse I need to get it

there as soon as I can oh right

I suppose I'd better help you get it in

the landing

now mind how you go with that bath of

course sorry thanks Arthur and it's for

you kid maybe think about two baths a

week

come on Jess let's get this special

delivery back on track

oh what's wrong Lizzy I thought you were

going to draw mccoolber I was but he's

still hiding and Pat isn't here with his

special oh look

there's mccobba

it is your chance to draw him

better not say anything about bath stuff

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oh Sarah

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he's gone sorry

hey guess what you see it's Pat

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hello Pat oh hello RJ everything all

right no not having any luck with my

bird watching today just seagulls

seagulls seagulls help is that your

special delivery yes it's alfen

Dorothy's old bath

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all right Pat I heard you the first time

it wasn't me RJ hello hello

oh it's macoba

hold on that's a bird that is and not a

seagull

I'm just checking my bird watching book

oh

dear hold on Jess oh Jess you have got

in a tangle

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no

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stop

how am I going to get the boat back I

need to make my special delivery don't

give up there must be something that we

can do

oh there's a puddle

all you need is some sort of um

board

oh

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ready Jess whoa here goes well good luck

Pat you can do it

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I I can see mikoba what what's doing

thanks

sailing that's bull

but where's Pat

he's chasing after him in a bath but oh

no

mccober's headed for the rocks

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stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop

stop stop stop stop stop

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oh

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go on pass

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he did it

whoa just in time hooray

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wow well done everyone that looks great

my Cobra will love it

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it's your very own bath

bath bath

with plants and toys

and lots of room to play in look

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it worked mccobba loves his bath

thanks Pat I think macobra is enjoying

splashing about in the bask more than

you did you can say that again Chris

special delivery service mission

accomplished

special days

special delivery service

[Applause]

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