01x11 - Government

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat music playing]

[whispering]

Yeah, righto. [clears throat]

-Bingo, go tidy your room.
-Nope.

Bingo, go and eat
some vegetables.

Nope.

-That's it!
-[squeals]

I'm writing a letter
to the government.

"Dear Government, my kids
don't do anything I say."

Ka-ching! "I tell them
to clean their room,

I tell 'em to eat
their vegetables,

to obey the speed limit,
but they never listen!"

Ka-ching!

"What are you going

to do about this?" Ka-ching!

"Sincerely, Bandit Heeler."

Okay, that should do it.

Now to post this.

-[giggling]
-Envelope. Envelope.

-Liiick!
-Bleagh!

Put a stamp on it! Liiick!

And stamp! Now to post it.

-[grunts]
-[giggles]

Now we wait
for the reply. Ahh!

Ding!

Ah, the mail's here.

It's from the government.

[squeals]

Just open the letter.

"Dear Mr. Heeler,
your kids' behavior

is not our responsibility.
It's yours.

Please enjoy
these dump vouchers.

Sincerely, the Government."

What? That's it.

I'm gonna write another
letter to the Government.

"Dear Government, if you
want my vote this year,

you better
buck up your ideas."

-Ka-ching!
-[giggling]

"I pay my taxes,

so you have to sort
my naughty kids out.

Bandit Heeler."

Envelope. Liiick. Stamp. Post!

Hee-hee! Ding!

Ah, they replied.
This better be good.

"Dear Mr. Heeler,
your taxes go towards roads

and hospitals and army stuff,

not making your kids
listen to you.

We're sorry
if we've lost your vote,

but to be honest, you sound
like a pain in the bum

and we don't want it anyway.

Maybe vote for the other dudes.

Please enjoy
this fridge calendar.

Sincerely, the Government."

What? Argh!
This country's stuffed!

[giggles] Again!

[closing theme music playing]