01x11 - It Takes All Kinds to Make a World

[bunniefuu]

[Charlie Brown] "My Fair Beagle."

[wind blowing]

Ah, I admire
the independent spirit of a leaf.

Ah!

Whoa!

You ought to tell Snoopy that roughhousing
with someone else's blanket

is very bad manners.

You're right, Linus.

That doesn't sound very polite.

[chuckles]

- [shattering]
- [piano music distorts]

[groans] Do you mind?

Charlie Brown!

I can't focus on my music
with your rude dog always interrupting.

I'm sorry, Schroeder.

I guess he has been acting
a little wild lately.

Hey! That's my entrée!

Snoopy? Snoopy?

- Snoopy, where are... Whoa! [grunts]
- [barks]

Charlie Brown, your beagle ate nearly
all of my sandwich without even asking.

He did?

I guess he did.

Someone needs to
teach that dog some manners.

Lucky for you, I know just the place.

"The Lucy van Pelt
School of Good Manners."

I thought you were a psychiatrist.

In this economy, you need to diversify.

Well, Snoopy, what do ya think?

[blows raspberry]

[Snoopy eating]

I hope we don't have to resort
to the you know what.

[gasps]

[sighs]

He'll do it.

[chuckles]

Welcome to
the Lucy van Pelt School of Good Manners.

[yawns]

I'm here on scholarship.

Good manners are important.

They show in how you greet people,

how you eat a meal,
how you carry yourself, how you...

- Hey! I saw that!
- [chuckles]

That is definitely not good manners.

Which means...

you get a frowny sticker.

[gasps]

Be warned!
I have more stickers where that came from.

[clears throat]

- [chuckles]
- [chuckles]

Lesson one: How to shake hands.

Rerun, let's begin with you.

Hello, sir.

Sorry about the jam on my hands.

Blech!

Oh, dog germs!

That's going to cost each of you
two frowny stickers.

Lesson two:
How to eat with grace and courtesy.

This is a napkin.

Where do we place it?

- [chuckles]
- [chuckles]

[sighs] Napkins are probably too advanced.

Let's talk cutlery.

This is a soup spoon.

You sip from it like so.

Now, Snoopy, you try.

[exclaims]

En garde!

- [grunting, laughing]
- [grunting, giggling]

I can't believe it.

I'm almost out of frowny stickers
and we're only halfway through the day!

- [Snoopy chuckles]
- [chuckles]

[Lucy] Unacceptable!

Good manners means sitting up straight.

Notice my excellent posture.

Head up, spine straight.

The book on my head is perfectly balanced.

Now you try.

I don't think
you're taking this seriously.

Whoa!

- [laughing]
- [groans] That's it!

Why did I ever think
you two could learn good manners?

I'm calling Charlie Brown!

- [grumbles]
- [thunder rumbling]

[gulps]

[clears throat]

Good day, Miss van Pelt.

- [gasps]
- [Snoopy chuckles]

[Lucy] It's a start.

Good work.

[slurps]

Why, thank you.

Very good manners, Snoopy.

[grunts]

[chuckles]

[sips]

[slurps]

So, how did it go?

[sighs]

It took everything I had, but I'll let
the results speak for themselves.

[gasps]

Whoa, Snoopy.

Very impressive.

I have to say,
you seem like a changed dog.

Thanks, Lucy.

And a good day to all.

Ahem.

Whew!

Toughest five cents I ever earned.

Snoopy, in honor of your new good manners,
I'd like to present you with...

a fancy dinner.

It doesn't look like
you're enjoying yourself very much.

I like that you tried to
learn good manners, Snoopy,

but I also like it
when you're just being yourself.

[chuckles]

I'll take it.

[cheers]

[both chuckle]

[twittering]

[Charlie Brown] "Snoopy Saves the Earth."

[breathes deeply]

I love spring.

There's a sense of optimism in the air.

I know what you mean.

Charlie Brown said that this year

he thinks we might
finally win a baseball game.

I said optimism, not delusion.

[Sally] Happy Earth Day!

To celebrate, I've written a play
about all the important things on Earth.

Including my sweet babboo.

Will you be in it, please?

I'm not your sweet babboo,

but I have a vested interest
in the subject matter.

I'll do it.

Isn't he the sweetest?

Assistant! Script, please.

You play the part of all the oceans,
lakes and main waterways.

Rehearsal's in an hour.

What about me?
I wanna be in your play too!

What do I get to play?

How about the wind?

Marcie, you can play the plants and trees.

"From the mighty oak to the lowly shrub,
our voices shall be heard."

Peppermint Patty, can you do animals?

I could do a chicken.

Hee-haw. Hee-haw.

We'll workshop it.

Franklin, I wrote a part for you
in my play.

How do you feel about being a rock?

I've always seen myself
as more of a mineral.

No rewrites.

[Sally] Pigpen!

You're soil.

It's the role I was born to play.

[grunting]

Big brother,
you have the most important part.

Me?

You play all of humanity.

All of humanity?

Gee, that sounds like
an awful lot of responsibility.

[gulps] How many lines is it?

One.

Rehearsals begin immediately.

[slurps]

[murmurs]

[straining]

[straining]

[exclaims]

[chatters]

[squeaks]

[chattering]

[chattering, groans]

[scattered applause]

[sighs]

[Sally] Actors!

Can I have my actors, please?

Perfect!

Let me introduce you
to the star of the show.

Psst. Schroeder.

The star of the show.

A beach ball?

Earth.

It's also the prop we dance around
for the big finale.

Security!

Make sure nothing happens to the Earth.

Good grief.

And action!

"Hey, Wind, how's it blowing?"

"Northwesterly.

How about you, Water?"

"All this pollution is making me blue.

We need everyone to think more seriously
about how they treat the Earth."

[cheering]

[chuckling]

"Humans, please remember
this is our home too."

It's your line, sir.

Oh, right!

- "Quack. Moo."
- [Sally] Cut!

Love the moo, work on the quack.

You know, I really think
this play is going to inspire people

to treat the Earth with more respect.

Mm-hmm.

[grunts]

[chuckling]

[crashes]

[exclaims]

"Rocks are a major component
of our planet."

"Soil provides essential nutrients
for everything to grow,

so don't treat me like dirt."

"Please don't trash the Earth."

[straining]

I'm just not sure
this is the right role for me.

I mean, all of humanity
is a lot to process.

- Can we start with half?
- [Lucy] Just say your line!

"Take care of our planet,
it's the only one we've got."

We're ready to rehearse the big finale.

Cue the Earth!

Snoopy!

[grunts]

Ah! The Earth is ruined!

[gasps] My play is destroyed!

We'll never dance again! [sobs]

I don't know, Sally,
it's just a little dirty,

but I think we can still use it.

Aw.

Huh?

Snoopy says
it's just like you wrote in the play,

"It's important on Earth Day
and every day,

that we work together
to keep our Earth clean and happy."

You're right, Snoopy.

Let's do this!

Hit it, Schroeder!

♪ With a song
In your heart ♪

♪ Everyone, do your part ♪

♪ It's our Earth
It's our home ♪

♪ But we can't do it all alone ♪

♪ So you and me ♪

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Everyone, all together ♪

Come on!

♪ Hand in hand, for the better ♪

♪ Let's keep our Earth
Safe and clean forever ♪

[singing]

[twittering]

[Charlie Brown] "Photo Safari Snoopy."

Hey, Marcie, look what I got.

Sorry, sir, I didn't get a good look.

My dad gave me this camera.

So I'm gonna take a bunch of photos
of exotic animals

and make a safari photo album for him.

He's gonna be so surprised!

Snoopy said he'd show me
all the wild animals in the neighborhood.

And all it cost me was a pizza.

Let the adventure begin!

[sighs]

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

Think of all the wild animals
I'm gonna put in my scrapbook,

like a polar bear or even a T. rex.

It sure would be something
to see a polar bear in this climate, sir.

Unfortunately, T. rexes are extinct.

It's like I always say, Marcie,

if you wanna be a good explorer,
you have to have an open mind.

Shh!

So, what are we gonna see first?

Shh!

Monkeys, tigers, maybe a kangaroo!

[exclaims]

Prepare to be dazzled.

I'm afraid I'm more dirty
than dazzled, sir.

[murmurs]

[gasps] Something's coming!

Is it a tiger? A lion?

Shh!

Oh, boy! Are those kangaroos?

Hey. Those aren't kangaroos.

Who wants a photo album full of bunnies?

I wanna see wild animals.

Show me something impressive.
Like a bald eagle.

[gasps]

Sorry, ma'am.

We all know you play a crucial role
in the forest ecosystem.

[bird screeches]

[chirps]

Wait a minute.

Is that supposed to be a bald eagle?

It's not an eagle, sir,
and it's definitely not bald.

[screeches]

[yelps]

[coughs]

What's the big idea?

I was promised wild animals.

I don't see any lions,
I don't see any tigers,

I don't even see a dolphin!

Hmm.

[murmurs]

That's not a dolphin.

It's not even a porpoise.

Actually, it's a goldfish.

This is an outrage!

I gave you pizza and so far,
all you've given me is disappointment!

[sighs]

So much for surprising my dad.

Aw.

Why do I always feel like
I'm missing something?

I've never seen her so disappointed.

Look at this photo I just took.

[grumbles]

Snoopy, you promised to help her
get photos for her album,

and that's what we're going to do.

Agreed?

Ah!

Looks like my safari album's gonna be
filled with a whole lot of nothing.

Don't be silly,
the safari's just beginning.

[sighs] I give up.

[Snoopy clears throat]

Is that a vulture?

[yelling]

No. That's just Snoopy
pretending to be one.

[birds yelling]

[chuckles] But it's actually kinda funny.

I think it would make a good picture
for your safari album.

[chattering, yells]

[panting]

And if I'm not mistaken,
I believe that's a penguin.

Looking good, kid.

[Marcie] Ooh! A rattlesnake.

- [roars]
- [both] Shark!

And if you'll direct
your attention to the left,

I hear the sound of a rhinoceros.

[yells]

[chuckles]

- Ah!
- [screams]

[both chuckle]

[panting]

You know what I wanna see next? A monkey.

[sighs]

[imitates monkey]

[panting]

These pictures are great,
but what I'm really missing is a T. rex.

But you said those are pretty rare.

I believe the word
I used was "extinct," sir.

[Snoopy clears throat]

[roars]

[groans]

This was the best photo safari ever.

I definitely got my pizza's worth.

I can't wait to show this to my dad.

Thanks, Snoopy!

That was a very nice thing you did.

And look, seems like business is booming.

Hmm? [sighs]

[sniffs]

[gasps]

Ooh.

I wanna see a hyena.

[imitates hyena]

- A seal!
- [imitates seal]

Styracosaurus.

[roars]

A flamingo!

[grunting]

A bat.

[squeaks]

A crocodile.

[roars]

[jazz playing]