01x13 - Speak Softly, and Carry a Beagle

[bunniefuu]

[Lucy] "Snoopy Stays Over."

[yawns]

Snoopy! I have big news.

I'm going on a trip.

That means you're going on a trip too.

[gasps, cheers]

Hmm.

No.

Sally and I are visiting Grandma,

so that means you're gonna be
staying at Lucy's house.

- [shudders]
- Don't worry.

I promised Charlie Brown
that I'm going to take good care of you.

Huh?

- Come along.
- [screams]

Have a good time, Snoopy.

Come on. It's time to go have some fun!

[squeals]

I'll take the long way home.

Believe me, I know fun.
And that's what you're going to have!

Snoopy! Snoopy! [laughs]

[gasps]

Whoa! It's not hug time. It's fun time.

And number one on
my fun-time activity list is jumping rope.

[gasps, chuckles]

Go, Snoopy, go!

No, Snoopy, no!

You're doing it all wrong.

That's not how you have fun jumping rope.

And jump, and jump, and jump, and jump.

Isn't this fun?

[grumbles]

Okay. It's time for
our next fun-time activity.

Hey!

Hmm.

[groans]

[yelps]

[both laugh]

What are you two playing?

We don't have the slightest idea.

Doesn't matter.
It's not on my fun-time activity list.

Next up is coloring.

Can I color too?

Fine. But your fun is not my priority.

Coloring time begins now.

[Lucy] No, no, no.

You're doing it all wrong.

It's more fun when the sky is blue.
Never red.

Remember the grass is green,
and always color inside the lines.

Otherwise the picture is ruined.

I didn't know coloring had so many rules.

[phone rings]

- Hello?
- Hi, Lucy.

How's Snoopy? Is he having fun?

Of course he's having fun.

He's with me.

Oh, don't mention it.

You wanna play basketball?

Spreading fun is my mission in this world.
But a thank you gift is always nice.

- Maybe something engraved.
- Lucy really does want you to have fun,

she just likes being in charge more.

[laughs] Pass the ball to me!

Whoa! [grunts]

[chuckles]

Huh?

That's enough daytime fun.
Now it's time for evening fun.

Does that mean Snoopy's having
a sleepover in my room?

Ew, no!

Inside the house? No way.

Snoopy is going to have a lot more fun
sleeping by himself outside.

- I even made him a special bed.
- [gasps]

[owl hoots]

[shivers]

[grumbles]

[grumbles]

[groaning]

[sighs]

[thunder rumbles]

[thunder rumbles]

[screams]

[whines]

[grunts]

[shivering]

Snoopy, do you need a towel?

I'll chalk that up as a no.

Lucy, you promised Charlie Brown
that you'd take good care of Snoopy.

It's raining outside.

It is?

Maybe it's not so bad.
Dogs enjoy the rain, don't they?

[thunderclap]

[gulps] I better go check on Snoopy.

Snoopy? [gasps]

Snoopy!

Snoopy! [gasps]

What am I going to tell Charlie Brown?

[thunderclap]

Snoopy's gone!

Alert the media!

Call out the coast guard!

- [Lucy yells]
- What's all the noise about?

The beagle is missing.

I repeat, the beagle is...

[sneezes]

Snoopy?

[chuckles]

[gasps] Snoopy!

Aw.

[chuckles] I'm glad you're okay.

[Rerun sighs]

I guess now that Lucy knows you're inside,
you better go back out.

[thunderclap]

[grumbles]

Not if he doesn't want to.

I'm sorry, Snoopy.

I only put things
that I thought were fun on my list.

From now on, we're going to include
some of the things that you want to do.

[gasps]

[gasps, both laugh]

Yes!

I'm going to add basketball
to my own list.

[Charlie Brown] I'm back.

Wow, Snoopy.
Sure looks like you're having fun.

If you want, you can stay a little longer.

[cheers]

Thanks for everything you did for Snoopy.

Don't worry about it.

[Linus] Lucy, catch.

- [grunts]
- You're up, Charlie Brown.

- [Linus] Over here.
- [Lucy] Pass the ball.

I'm open.

Good grief.

[twittering]

[Lucy] "Good Luck, Chuck."

[whistling]

- [Charlie Brown grunts]
- [grunts]

Ah!

Oh, hi, Snoopy.

I'm practicing for
the big potato sack race at school.

I've never won.

[strains]

Or even finished before.

[grunts]

But something tells me this is my year.

[grunts]

I could use a little help
with my technique.

[whistling]

I guess I can kiss
that first-place pizza prize goodbye.

[whistling]

Looks like I got myself a coach.

First prize, here we come! [grunts]

[grumbles]

[murmurs]

[murmurs]

[murmurs]

[chattering]

[chattering continues]

[murmurs]

[gulps]

[murmurs]

Uh, I'm not sure I follow,
but I'll give it a try.

- [grunting]
- [sighs]

Hiya, Chuck.

I see you got yourself
a coach for the big race.

Nice work.

One word of advice, it's easier
if you take the potatoes out of the sack.

Good luck, Chuck.

[chuckles]

[grumbles]

Hop like a bunny.

I understand.

- Aw. So cute.
- [whistle blows]

Coming!

Ready, Coach.

One, two, hop!

I think my arms went up
and my feet went down.

Why are we staring at birds?

I see.

You're saying flap my elbows like a bird,

and maybe I'll gain
some momentum and lift.

Here we go.

- [strains]
- [gasps]

It's working. I'm doing it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa!

- Whoa, whoa. Wh... Wh... whoa!
- [chuckles]

[chuckles] Nothing can stop me now.

[Charlie Brown grunts]

I'm okay.

[laughs]

I did it.

[grunts]

[chuckles]

What's next, Coach?

[grunts]

[grunts]

I see.

We're working on maneuvering and agility.

I can do that.

[grunting, groans]

- [screaming]
- [panting]

[screaming continues]

[screams]

Good grief.

[whistle blows]

[panting]

I don't know what I was thinking.

Potato sack racing obviously isn't for me.

[grunting]

- [sighs]
- [scissors snipping]

Whoa.

You made that for me?

Thanks, Snoopy.

With a racing stripe like that,
I can't lose.

[strains]

[all grunting]

Racers, take your positions.

On your mark.

[breathes heavily]

Get set.

Hop!

[grunting]

[children cheering]

[grunting]

I can't believe it!

There's no one ahead of me.

I'm in the lead!

[whistle blowing]

[grunts]

[strains]

[grumbles]

Ah! Oops!

[straining]

[grunting]

[grumbles]

Okay, what did
Coach Snoopy teach me to do?

Hop like a bunny, flap like a bird.

Hop like a bunny, flap like a bird.

- Hop like a bunny, flap like a bird.
- [Pigpen grunting]

[all grunting]

Hop like a bunny, flap like a bird!

Hop like a bunny, flap like a bird!

This one's for Coach!

Way to go, Chuck!

[grunting]

I'm doing it!

I'm actually winning!

Hey, Chuck, bunny!

I know! Hop like a bunny.

No! A bunny, straight ahead!

Huh?

[yells]

[grunts]

- [children cheer]
- [Schroeder] Nice job!

[Marcie] Good one, sir.

[cheering]

I... I did it.

I finished the race!

Thanks, Coach!

[sighs]

[Peppermint Patty] So who's hungry?

Great race, Chuck.

Good job, Coach.

You want a slice?

Gee, thanks.

I couldn't have done it
without you, Snoopy.

Hey, everybody! Dig in!

[cheers, chuckles]

Mm-mmm.

[twittering]

[Lucy] "Joe Motocross at Your Service."

[imitates engine revving]

Hmm.

You don't see dogs reading
motorcycle magazines very often.

True.

It's usually comic books.

[bell rings]

Snoopy, look. It's my brand-new bike.

It's much better
than my silly old tricycle.

It has a bell, handle streamers
and the number 22!

That's my favorite number
because 22 rhymes with sweet babboo.

[gasps] There's something else!

Watch my bike for a minute,
while I go get it.

Hmm?

[chuckles]

[cheering]

Welcome to the Motocross Rally!

I'm your announcer, Peppermint Patty.

And I'm your other announcer, Marcie.

Looking forward to
an exciting day at the track, sir?

You know it, Marcie!

And look, here's everyone's
favorite racer, number 22, Joe Motocross.

- [crowd cheering]
- [engine revs]

A little birdy told me that Joe Motocross
is determined to win today.

Another little birdy told me that
he's going to have a lot of competition.

In fact,
a lot of little birdies said that.

[Peppermint Patty] On your marks.

[chuckling]

Get set!

[engine revs]

Go!

[crowd cheers]

Go, Joe, go!

[grumbles]

Joe Motocross is heading into
the first challenge!

[Peppermint Patty] The Crazy Eight!

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[imitates engine revving]

What are you doing on Sally's new bike?

[snoring]

Hmm.

- [crowd cheering]
- He did it!

Joe Motocross is out and taking the lead.

[chuckles]

[murmurs]

He's heading to the next challenge.

[together] The Bone Shaker!

[grumbling]

As Einstein once said,
"Life is like riding a bicycle.

To keep your balance,
you must keep moving."

[birds cheering]

[chuckles]

[grunts]

[chortling]

[chatters]

It looks like Joe Motocross
has hit the mudflats!

Mudflats, mudflats!

Why did you say that three times, sir?

It's called adding drama.

Understood, sir.

I mean, understood,
understood, under... stood.

[engine revs]

Nice of you to stop by, Snoopy.

Need a push?

[imitates engine revving]

Ah, mud, if only you could speak,
what tales you'd tell.

[bell rings]

Isn't this the cutest bike basket
you've ever seen?

Rats! I left my bike helmet inside.

Be right back!

[whistles]

[grunts, chuckles]

- [murmurs]
- [imitates engine revving]

[Peppermint Patty] This next challenge
is a real nail-biter.

[murmurs]

This time I'm prepared, sir.

Get ready for the...

Drencher.

[chattering]

[murmurs]

[imitates engine rumbling]

Hey!

You're clobbering my chrysanthemums!

[chuckles]

It looks like Joe Motocross
is finally going to win this one, sir!

Not so fast, Marcie.

He still has to ride over
the biggest mogul yet.

[Peppermint Patty] The Rocket Launcher!

[together] Aw.

[squeals]

[squeals]

[grunting]

Whoo-hoo.

[screams]

[screams]

[pants]

[Peppermint Patty] Joe Motocross wins!

[crowd cheers]

[both cheering]

Hey!

[chuckles]

[Sally] Okay, I'm back.

[tools cranking]

Thanks for watching my bike, Snoopy.

Here she is!
Sally Brown, champion race car driver!

Ah!

[gasps]

You ruined my bike!

You gotta make this right!

[imitating car noises]

Sally Brown wins again!

Whoo-hoo! Yay!

[jazz music playing]