01x01 - Åtta ligg på åtta veckor

[bunniefuu]

Is it good?

Say it's good.

Yes... That's what I said.

It's absolutely crazy.

- Do you want more?
- Yes. Much more.

- How much?
- A lot.

- What do you want then?
- Julia.

Who the hell is Julia?

Or...

What did you ask about?

I may have misunderstood the question.

Julia? Is this mine or yours?

We got it together.
Mother gave it to us.

Just take it.

I want you to have it.

You like smoothies with...

...spirulina and acai...

Acai...

Shall we see if it gets better?
after Koh Lanta?

- But Line...
- You have taken a holiday.

Won't it be difficult to change?

I...

I don't think it's a good idea...

No...

You? It is flammable.

Yes... Hi, Monica.

With your bags. They can't stand here.
They are blocking the escape route.

- Yes...
- Yes what? No! They can't stand there.

- No...
- No!

Take a picture! Fake it!
Chop it up! Oh yeah...

How can she
drop everything after four years?

I guess it was more like 3.5 years, right?

It was not
before after the Christmas party that she...

Of course it doesn't matter!

Now that may seem sick
to have cheese with cheese, -

-but I think it's sick,
if you don't try.

It should always have been the two of us.

That's what she said.
That it should always be like this.

- Yes I know...
- I can't manage without her.

I understand how you feel now,
but it will pass.

Honestly, you haven't
been the same since you met.

I have been who I wanted to be.

So you want to be a 25-year-old who lubricates
packed lunches every Sunday night-

- and think it's wild
to be up until 10:30 p.m.?

Yes, maybe that's what I want.

Line, you have to go out to meet people,
have sex and give it gas.

We'll open a Tinder profile for you!

No, Elin. We don't do that.

Yes, that's a good idea.
and then we set a goal.

You have to go to bed with someone new
every week for two months-

-and then you forget all about Julia.

- But I won't forget Julia!
- Line!

You don't understand.
I must have her again.

No you should not.

Yes!

Listen... Come on.

It's the worst I've tasted...

Top three.
But then we open a Tinder profile.

Good morning! Good morning!
Good morning! Good morning!

Good morning! Good...

- sh*t! What time is it?
- Too many.

You're not going to work, are you? You
smells like an interior shot tray.

Why don't you call in sick?
You're not feeling well.

I don't do that kind of thing.

- It's not yours, is it?
- No.

Now listen here...
Don't do it to yourself.

Don't think about her. Think of all that
you didn't like about her.

- It does not exist.
- Yeah, but like...

How did she eat pears?
From top to bottom.

With the core house and all.
You didn't like that.

- Bye Bye.
- You hate that job.

No, I actually think it's cool.

Hello and welcome.
What would it be?

I want two cheeseburgers
and a chicken menu, please.

Two cheeseburgers, a chicken menu.
Do you want something to drink?

Uh... Or... Drop the chicken.
We take three cheeses instead.

Yes, but now you just said,
that you wanted chicken.

Yes, but no... No chicken...
Only three cheeses.

You were pretty sure,
you wanted chicken.

We have now spoken for 3.5 minutes.
Maybe in four.

It can not be true,
you just change your mind.

How long have we not spoken?
I don't really understand...

How do you think I feel?

Yes.

Yes, I know, I'm your boss, -

-but as I have written
in my email signature, -

-then I think it is important,
that we can confide in each other.

Regardless of... position.

Yes, that sounds fine.

I was thinking about it out there…

It works,
as if you are slightly out of balance.

No, I actually am
in very good balance.

But then you know where to find me.
No one should feel bad here.

No. Thanks.

Fine. Then we say it.

Listen... Trust.

It's just that...

My girlfriend...

Or she's not my girlfriend anymore,
because she has…

I understand.
Is there anything I can do?

No no.

Don't you want some days off?

- No, it is not necessary.
- Yeah, you know what...

Now you go home for today.
There is nothing worse, -

-than when the one you love
have met someone else. It is just...

- You have to let it heal.
- No, it's not that...

Pardon. I just have to...

Yes, hello? It's Felicia M...

Hello? Yes hello!

- You can't say that!
- No.

And not knowing how to
using AirPods! It is sick!

That Julia should have met someone else
is crazy.

Really.

But is it that crazy?

Yes.

After all, 95% of all relationships end,
because one partner meets another.

- It is quite likely.
- 95%? That can not be true.

It was just something I said.
At least there are quite a few.

Then I would have known.
Julia is the world's most honest person.

She would have said something.

I would have felt it.
I would have picked up signals.

Yes, damn it! You would have been able to
smell another perfume...

...seen a suction mark on the neck
or in the so-called lower regions.

Elin!

Are you feeling bad?
No, I can't pick him up.

No, because I work. No. Hello.

Sorry, that was my ex. She left
damn me Göran.

Can I turn right here?
Otherwise, it's pretty one-way.

Yes.

Could you feel it?

Which?

That thing with your ex...

...and Göran.

Aha! No, damn it.

I always thought she was…
In retrospect, it seems crazy, -

-but she was honesty itself.
But not a single word!

That's how it is, but life goes on.

It still feels like a knife though,
there just...

Julia. You who are honesty itself.

Hello! Questions:
Have you met someone else?

Hope you and your new door.

- You're not texting Julia, are you?
- No.

- It is sad.
- You don't understand!

- I need to know if there is another.
- Not at all!

- f*ck her.
- No! We must be together!

Why? One could
not talk to you for four years.

- 3.5!
- Aha!

Yes, yes, but you don't understand...

Stop now, Line!

- What did you do now?
- Stop it!

She doesn't want you!
You'll be better off without her.

No, but this...

- Julia...
- The one who texted...

...is not available right now,
but put a...

Damn!

- Shouldn't we just go?
- Julia?

Right now, purely objectively,
you are quite pitiful in an upswing.

- Quietly! I heard something.
- Maybe she's with someone else?

Julia! I know,
it hasn't always been perfect, -

-and that you may have met someone,
but i can be perfect now.

We belong Together.
You mean everything to me.

I never said you eat pears
like crazy. It's just cute.

- You can eat however you want.
- Now you're f*cking...

Do you remember when we were in Copenhagen,
and that we only stayed in the room?

My background image is from that trip.

Now it may have disappeared, but…

f*ck!

- What?
- I lost it.

The mobile phone.

And now I'm stuck.

- That's a mess, isn't it?
- Can't you help me?

I'm trying to find a saw.

- What do you mean by "saw"?
- See you!

If you're in there, Julia,
and have some vaseline...

What should you use Vaseline for?

Yes you are...

Welcome. I would...

I heard a sound in there.
You should...

What are you doing?
And why are you wearing my shirt?

Yes, I would hand it in,
and then I was stuck.

- Pardon.
- You don't have to say sorry.

We didn't agree
to see each other for a while and then…

- No I...
- And then that text message.

- Did you see it?
- Yes, I saw it.

I sent wrong.

I don't even know
what i have to say. You...

I have to get up early tomorrow so…

What about the shirt?

We'll take that another time.

Okay.

Um, my cell phone is in there.

Look, I found it here
in general waste down there.

Put in general waste
ice paper and smaller waste, -

- and this is no less.

I'm glad you're doing this.
You benefit from that.

But one person a week?
It sounds like a lot...

No, believe me.
It's just what you need.

- Look!
- Can i see?

Nothing! It is not part of the agreement.
I take care of the profile, -

-all chats, all matches,
who you are going to meet. That was the deal.

Yes, but if I sleep with
one person a week for two months...

...so can I see Julia again?

Correction, your Honor: If you see
with one a week for two months-

-you don't want to see Julia again at all.

She already wants to meet tomorrow!

Isn't that too much? Eyeliner.

On the way here I thought,
it was too much.

It should look like I did
trouble me, but not too much.

No, it's nice.

"No, it's nice."

- So it's not too little?
- No.

There is a little less on this eye
than the right eye.

Hello.

- Hello!
- Sorry I'm late.

It's alright.
I was early on it.

It is fun.
My best friend is also called Lina.

Line with "e". Line.

I didn't know what you wanted
so i just ordered.

It's absolutely perfect.

Are you someone who lets
like it's cool to talk-

- about hobbies and a hard bond about,
or shall we drink out, -

- and go home and bun?

- Hello!
- Elin...

- How are you?
- What does it look like?

- Can't we forget all about this?
- Don't talk about.

I don't understand why we do it.

Okay.

We have an appointment, so you need to get out there
and get yourself a lot of p*ssy!

- Hello.
- Bye Bye.

Ad! Disgusting!

She didn't wash her hands.

Now just do this, okay?
It will feel better afterwards.

Shall we go home and bun?

You can believe that!