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Shall we go on a sightseeing trip?
on an electric scooter tonight?

No thanks. It must be taken into account that
although Julia spoiled a bit at the end.

- What do you want then?
- Julia.

My voucher expires and we
can't waste ten free kilometers.

Think you got a voucher.

I almost died.

You didn't almost die. It was
it's your own fault to hit someone else.

- Swan. And it hit me.
- "Okay."

The cinema, then? I saw something about
a "As in Heaven" singalong.

Forget it!
You have to meet with Destiny tonight.

I do not want to anymore.

What more do you not want?
We had a deal.

You have to sleep with one
per week for two months-

- so you can forget
"she who shall not be named".

Don't we say her name now?

No, because she takes up everything
too much in your head.

Exactly. Therefore, I cannot continue.
You saw how it went.

Stop. You can't give up now.
You have to go to bed with a lot.

What do we know about her?

We only know that she has
a very dubious name. Destiny.

As you actually begin
to relax by.

Two: That she wants to meet with you.

So you know nothing?

We know everything, but if she is
totally crazy, then you use the classic.

Okay. Ding-ding. "Yes, hello?"

"What no!
sh*t, I'll be right back!"

"Unfortunately, I have to go.
My grandmother has been hospitalized..."

Do people do that?

No, but we have to go.
We must not keep Destiny waiting.

We?

Yes! Like I don't know, you
otherwise would watch that singalong?

I want to feel that I am alive.

All the time I have.

Could be strong and free.

Are you coming?

Remember I said you know French.
She is half French.

Something had to connect you.
You lived in Paris for three years.

You could have said
that I also have two nationalities.

It's not sexy that your mom is coming
from Oslo, and that yours comes from Borås.

I know someone who thought so.
Everything was much easier with Julia.

But... Stop it!

I don't know what to talk about.

My Goodness! Two shots, please. Something
clean. About her upbringing, interests-

-pets, hygiene...
Maybe not about her hygiene.

There is everything possible. Here.
You'll be fine with this.

with a little help from your friend.

Thanks.

Not me. This.

Pet.

What have?

Do you like pets?

Yes.

do you have pets?

- No.
- No.

Good.

I don't think we drink the same.

No.

You wrote that you had lived in Paris?

Yes.

How do you say:
"Elin, I hate you" in French?

Is it going that bad?

It was only the last quarter,
there was some hay.

You have only been sitting for a quarter of an hour.
Okay...

Look at it this way:
Now it can only go forward.

Otherwise you can give her
a compliment. It usually works.

- Hello.
- Did you order the same one?

No, I actually ordered another one.

- I was thinking about your skin.
- Okay.

It looks very soft.
In a positive way.

Aha. Yes. Thanks.

I actually moisturize my skin quite a lot.
I had a lot of pimples-

-abscesses and everything.

My brother called me the goat,
because I had two kinds of horns.

People don't realize that it doesn't
has to do with cleanliness.

It's genetic. Pardon.
I'm choking quite a lot now. Pardon.

It is only,
because I'm incredibly nervous.

Are you?

All that dating nonsense is so
strenuous. What to talk about?

I totally agree.

But then we should
maybe don't talk so much?

No, maybe we shouldn't.

Maybe we could play instead?

Yes.

Now I get it.

I am alone at the moment.
There is no one at home.

Okay. Welcome.

Do you want something?

I guess I only have beer, but...

Or do you want something else?

No thanks.

Can I keep my shoes on?

Yes of course. No problem.

I just thought of something.
Do you have a toilet?

It's right there.

- Hello.
- Hello!

I was just thinking
should I call Julia?

What? No! Get yourself together!
I guess Destiny is fine, right?

- The goat.
- What have you?

What are you doing?

Hello?

It's going well. I just wanted to...
I was thinking that...

You don't have to think so much.
Just drink some water.

You've already dried yourself.
How many fingers am I holding up?

Line? Hello! Focus!

Four.

Yes, good. It should go well...

Good day.

Are you feeling well?

Yes. Much.

Are you sure?
It feels like you might…

Wait... Did you throw up?

What? No.

Damn, that is! Damn.
I mean it! Are you listening?

Yes, you said it very loudly.

Why doesn't she want to sleep with you?

Because she had small pieces
chewed noodles in the hair-

-which she had to peel off
with tweezers.

Yes, but still.
You know whose fault it is, right?

You scream.

She has put you completely off the game.
You used to be able to drink.

She's a huge idiot.

You make quite a lot of noise.

I clean out.
Did she drink from them here?

- Who?
- Voldemort.

Then we are on the safe side.

No, Elin!

We should have done it for too long
since. Everything she's been watching must come out!

Everything she has breathed on. Everything she has
thought of. Thought to think about.

Thought she should think about
to think about it.

I guess she had this one the first time.

It is important. It's memories.

Think you fell for it.

Stop now, Elin.

Hear...

I'm doing it for you.
You are actually angry with her.

I am not.

Continue! Well! Tear it in laser.

Such! She deserves it.
You don't want that in your life.

- Hello?
- Hello. Am I disturbing you?

No not at all.

Excuse me for calling.
I know we'd rather not.

I thought I'd ask about the shirt.

The shirt?

The one you wanted to hand in last week.

Well, that one, yes.

Yes. I thought you could
put it through the letter slot-

-or leave it at work,
so I can pick it up from there.

Hello?

Stop!

It's at the dry cleaners.

Can you get a shirt cleaned?

Yes.

Fine. Then we say it. Hello.

Damn!

What happened to the riches?
we just had?

It's coined to someone else now!

Oh, the goat... Destiny.

I sent a message about
that the stomach problem was IBS-

-and she believed it,
so she wanted to see you again.

- Is she here?
- Yes.

She's out there so you don't have to
to whisper. You liked her.

Yes, but...

And then you don't have to
ruin it again, right?

Take 35 deep breaths, open the door,
and I hide in the toilet-

-so you can be in peace.
You don't have to whisper.

It's a bit messy here, but we can…

Thanks.

Yes, I brought a little one…

Thanks. It was nice of you.

It is French.

Yes, just like you and…

I'll just get a couple of glasses.

Otherwise, there is glass in here.

Yes, they must stand there,
because they belonged to my ex.

It's a bit complicated between us.
We broke up recently.

Okay.

Or very recently.

Twelve days and three hours.

It has been a bit up and down.
Yes, you know…

Some days it's hard and others...

It's about,
how to take it.

I'll just ask the neighbor
about a corkscrew.

Yes of course.

I'll be back in a bit. Bye Bye.

Hello.

Thank you very much.
You will get it again tomorrow.

- "Stop talking about Voldemort!"
- "It wasn't that bad!"

sh*t!

No, is that right?

Well, I'll be right back.

Hello.

Then it's done. I buy one
because you should have one.

Damn, I have to go.

It's my grandmother.
She has been hospitalized.

I'm really sorry about that.

It does not matter.
Take good care of yourself.

Yes, and in equal measure. Really. Hello.

Hello.

I hope I heard wrong.

No, she used the classic.

No, that you let her go.

I understand her well, since you
constantly have to argue about your ex.

But then she has to be honest and say:
"I don't want you, Line."

She can't do that...

Think she uses that lie!

Yes.

You must... Do something!

What should I do?

Have no idea. Run after her.
Now, Line. Hurry up!

Yes, but quickly. Race!
She manages to get away.

Destiny?

That hospital? Where is it?

I do not know.
She probably said Söder.

Then I can come along.
It is nearby.

Yes No. It may have been Danderyd.
I'm not sure.

I give a lift.

You do not have to.

Think of your poor grandmother.

Yes.

Yes, but... Do you have a car?

I want to feel that I am alive.

Know that I do.

- I can...
- Hold on.

So...

Thank you very much.

You are welcome.

Don't you want to come in?

No, I'll wait until you've driven.
It seems rude just to…

No, you just go in there.

Okay.

Say hello to your grandmother from me.

Yes I'll do that. Thanks.

What is her name by the way?

- My grandmother?
- Yes.

Margaux. Yes, it's French.

Maybe a little too French.

Yes, yes, but we are talking
definitely know.

Shouldn't I come with you?

We have not been able to get in touch...

She is found...

A French interpreter is on the way.

It is not necessary.

Well! Can you translate "putain"?
She has said that a few times.

No, I don't know that word.
but Line can.

She has lived in Paris for two years.

Yes, it was probably three years.

C'est en allant dans la cuisine
pourpréparer monte que j'ai entendeu-

-corrier confortable parce que j'ai
uneboîte aux lettres Pour l'entrée-

-et ça fait du bruit quandle
courier arrive il attendait-

-les résultats des analyzesques j'ai
fait la semaine dernière-

-parce que mon taux de fer et bah-

-alors du Coup je suis allé
dansl'entrée mais j'ai trébuché-

- sur le seuil
entre la cuisine et l'entrée.

Je me suis cogné la têtesur le
porte-manteau sur le sol.

She... Yes, it was very...

She says everything so…

She expresses herself beautifully.
She is very smart.

I heard she was speaking in dialect...

...in French...

It is not from Paris,
and that's where I was.

Now...

Hello! Grandmother...

What? Have you been hospitalized?
I'll be right there.

No, it wasn't that good. Phew!

Whoa.