01x04 - Två på samma gång

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Is everything well?

- How are you?
- Well.

No, that's what I'm saying.

He can't even
do one thing at the same time.

EW.

No, I just still get Line's mail.

It feels like everything I do
is to send formal text messages.

It's just awkward.

Or it feels disgusting.

She was here, by the way
and collected his last things.

Brass.

"Hello, mail has arrived for you.
You've changed your address, haven't you?"

Yes...

Who has sound on?

I do not know.
It feels so definitive.

I feel empty without her.

I do not know.
She is my best friend...

Or was...

Or is or...
Yeah, I don't know.

But you, I have to hang up now,
because I have to go to the toilet...

Did she say wc?

She may have said "diaper change",
but...

Why doesn't anyone wash their hands
nowadays?

- It was intense.
- But didn't you hear what she said?

- What?
- That she missed me.

It wasn't quite that.
she said.

- Can we stick to the shopping list?
- We just have to move forward.

Multi dating. You are dating
several people in parallel.

Maximize your options. Look here.

This week
will you meet both Narin, 27.

- And Hedvig, 26.
- It won't work. It gets too messy.

No,
it increases the likelihood of bangs.

- Increases the probability.
- Yes...

- I arrange a date with both of them.
- Yes that's fine.

- Satan's...
- Did anything happen?

- It is fine.
- Hello.

Hello.

- Haven't we met before?
- No, I think not.

Hi Mom. Yes, you seem to have found
yourself in pole dancing.

Really. I feel so tight.
But you...

- I wanted to ask something.
- How things are going?

- No, but I'm in town.
- What?

Conference. I have probably mentioned that.

- No.
- Well, but I'm free tomorrow.

So I wanted to hear
whether you want to join us for spa fun.

- Yes please.
- Wonderful. You, me and Julia.

- Also Julia?
- It could be nice for all three.

Yes, definitely. Fine.

But then I order something.
Regards Jullan.

- She greets back.
- Hello.

Didn't you tell your mother?

- No, it hasn't come up.
- Well.

But now was otherwise a good time
to mention it.

Not now,
because then she had become so upset.

Okay.
So you should ask Julia?

Yes.

Go to her house and ask
does she want to come?

Yes. She said,
that she feels empty without me.

It does not mean,
that she wants to go to the spa with you and your mother.

It would only work if you…

Mother has cancer.
Yes, what to say…

My Goodness.

But is it serious?

I do not really know,
but she is very ill.

They say,
that it is about months.

But god... What the heck?

But how are you? With everything.

No, I'm trying to be positive.

She gets a lot of help.
The hospital service is the best.

Heroes.

That's why I came. Mother will
would like to see you one last time.

- I understand if you don't want to...
- Yes of course.

Yes? She suggested,
that we should go to the spa tomorrow.

Yes. She loves the spa.

Loved... Soon.

Hi Monika.

You don't think your mother thinks
Is it weird that I'm coming along?

Well, since we are...

No no. She likes you.

More than me, I think.

- I may...
- Yes.

But see you tomorrow.

And just call whenever you want.

Thanks.

- Okay.
- Goodbye.

Line?

Well, are you here too?

- Also...?
- Yes, so...

I'm here too.

- I just have to pee.
- Yes.

- What have you done?
- And hello to you.

Shouldn't I just
meet both in the same week?

- Not at the same time.
- It is ineffective.

Run between them.
As in "Friends".

- "The one with the two dates".
- No. Elin...

Do you normally have a 40 percent chance
what a blast...

Yes, 30 when you chose that jersey.

Then you now have an 80 percent chance
what a bang.

Or 60,
but it's still good.

- You are weak-minded.
- Kiss.

Hello. Are you Line?

- What?
- Are you Line?

Yes. Hedwig?

I have to go to the toilet, but I have found it
a place for us at the bar.

- What did you say?
- I have to go to the toilet.

But we have a seat at the bar.

OK fine. See you there.

Hello, Line. Here she is.

Hi, sorry.

Alright.
I'm just glad you're here.

I've been ghosted quite a bit.
Tinder... Terrible place.

But not you. You seem nice.
I like you.

Or what I know about you.

That in and of itself is not much.

We must get to know each other tonight.

We have to. I have a few dating rules,
which we may review.

Just get them out. Rule number 1:
I'd like us to split the bill-

-percentage by income,
so no one owes anyone anything.

- Yes, that sounds wise.
- Thanks.

I would go and order.
Something you fancy?

It's table service,
so you don't need to.

Rule number 2:
We don't sample each other's food.

Hello. Welcome. Do you want something?
to drink while looking at the menu?

- A glass of Chablis for me, please.
- I'll have a light lager.

Reach?
Yes, we do not taste test the food.

We are not little children.
Or animals. Rule number 3:

Last but not least: Feel free to say,
if you are not interested-

- so we don't part with "see you one."
time", even if you don't want to see each other again-

-so why do you say that?
Just say what you feel.

Thanks. Yes, it is important
to be honest with each other.

I think it is very important.
You can give that to each other.

Come on then. What is this?

- Beer?
- No, I got it wrong.

It's way too bright.
I'll go fix it.

Sorry, that was a telemarketer,
who wanted to sell socks.

Alright.

Have you ordered?

- Have you ordered?
- Yes I have.

- Only for you?
- What?

- No, this one is for you.
- Welcome.

We're just having another beer,
while we look at the menu.

- Anything is fine.
- And preferably a straw.

- Straw.
- Yes, we can do that.

I can probably only eat
the quinoa salad here.

I am a dentist.

- What?
- I'm a dentist.

That's why I don't drink carbonated drinks
without straws.

The training was quite challenging,
but...

Now the sock seller calls again.
I'll just take it.

Hello.

- Where were we?
- You didn't get a new beer or what...?

Oh well. No, but I'm taking water now.

Yes.

Well. It's a nice place.

I have bad energy from here,
if I must be honest.

Okay.

I had one of my worst
Tinder dates at that table.

- Yes...
- Yes.

It's a long story, that
I can say.

- You don't have to tell it all.
- That was last year.

April...

May? Was it May? April? May?
It was the turn of the month there, I think-

- because I had my period.
I always have that at the turn of the month.

I am very regular.
Then it must have been the turn of the month.

What are you doing?

Yes, what am I doing?
I'm going to get a lighter.

Why did you choose to become a dentist?

I've always
been interested in teeth.

When I was young,
I sawed off my baby teeth.

- Then I looked at them.
- I can hardly hear you.

- No... Teased, I was, but...
- I must have salt.

Are you secure, insecure ambivalent
or uneasy evasive?

- What?
- What are your attachment patterns?

You're not that fourth variant?

Reach. I go and ask for some more.

don't you think i know
what are you up to

- Do you?
- Yes I do.

I dated a girl with a drug problem
Some years ago. I am in.

You run away all the time.
Time enough for a fix.

You are unreasonably thirsty.
You are fluttering. Is it cocaine?

Do not reply. I don't want to know.
I can't save anyone.

I will not try to save
someone again, and it's a shame because…

I liked you.
Goodbye.

So. Now I'm all yours.

I am happy for,
that you did not find salt.

It is bad for the enamel.

- Oops, sorry. Pardon.
- It's alright.

EW!

I would pay my share of the bill
and tell about NA groups-

- but you manage just fine without it.
You clingy b*tch.

Yes...

I better go home.

But... see you sometime.

Do you also take this bill?

Yes.

It's bang week three
A rough start

-but it's the shirt's fault.
It's not a shirt you want to pop.

- Have you seen my bathing suit?
- We look forward.

I have found a new candidate.
She wears foot-shaped shoes-

- so she can be a psychopath.

- I am leaving now.
- No. It's a bad idea.

You don't get it.
This is my chance with Julia.

No.
It ruins your chance for sex.

Exact.

Increases it. Damn it!

- I can help you get it up.
- Yes. Thanks.

I have read that you can stay
tired and sick of cytostatics.

Exactly.

How cozy we are. Do you want
each your newspaper and just lie here?

Get well.

I am so happy that
that Line has found you.

I was so worried about her,
before she met you.

When she was little, she was
almost socially incompetent.

Shy. Hardly any friends.

- You weren't there...
- Weird teenager.

She cut her hair short
and had colors in all shades.

The way she looked…

I was afraid of,
that she would end up as a peppermint.

Is it not
a bit of cultural appropriation?

Do you think so?

But then you came, Jullan.

Oh... Nice, nice Jullan.
You came and saved us.

Do you know what? Shouldn't the three of us
going on a girl's trip this fall?

Wouldn't that be nice?

- Or?
- Yes...

Or...

- Won't you be too tired there?
- No, why would i be that?

Julia and Line...?

Yes, mother has grieved
what a little surprise.

Then you should enjoy
our romantic couples massage deluxe.

I'm picking up my colleague,
who takes care of you.

You can switch to them here in the meantime,
then I'll come right away.

They have some nice cases here.

It seems a bit like your mother
still think we're together.

Do you think so?

Yes, it feels pretty much feels that way.

Yes, maybe, yes...

But you said it's over, right?

Yes Yes.
Of course I said it.

Often. But the medicine,
she takes, making her a little confused.

Yes, you understand that.

Of course.

But how nice
that she has fixed this.

Yeah, I guess we'll just have to play
the perfect couple.

Yes.

We must...

But you...

Yes?

Why aren't we?

What?

The perfect couple.

I think we were.

It did not work,
as if you thought so.

It was like you didn't want to anymore.

You didn't know what you were feeling.

I can't be with someone
that is uncertain.

No, I understand that, but...

Now I know. One thousand percent.

I don't want anyone else.
I miss you very much.

And I...

I feel empty without you.

- Yes, sorry that I came a little late.
- Yes, it's Narin.

She will take care of you, Line.

Hello.